Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,468
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Apologies if this already has been posted, regardless here's a microcosm for the Israeli/Palestine war, as well as a representation of Hasan and Ethan.
 
Say what you want about the israelis but hundreds of thousands of them are about to enter brutal urban combat against people that really want them dead who had decades to prepare for it.
In comparison, this fatass is such a coward that he cant even call out his ¨friends¨ on the double standards that he obviously really despises and hides his entire twitter, just after apologizing to that woman who said there are no israeli civilians.

Best case scenario is that Ethan should be bullied relentlessly by his fellow jews, just to advance his mental breakdown arc, he really deserves it.
 
Ethan: I condemn violence towards innocent Palestinans and in fact I condemn my own government and race. Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes, yes, I also hate my own government but Hasan, you should at least condemn violence towards innocent Israelis.
Hasan: Israeli's are bad.
Ethan: Yes
 
Ethan has never been more cucked than he was on this last episode, Hasan could have killed Hila in front of him and fucked her corpse and this balding retard would praise him for it.

Lets be real here, shall we. Hila served with the IDF. Hasan served at fat Uncle Cenk's grifting party. I take your point that Ethan is a useless cuck, but Hila would have Hasan on his knees and begging to convert to Judaism in a flash.
 
Interestingly, here's a capture of the podcast's last hour alongside Hasan's Discord feed, especially insightful since chat was disabled on the YouTube stream:

you can tell he is absolutely seething.
I don't think it's so much seething as it is Ethan having a mental breakdown and crisis of faith with nobody in his social circle other than his wife to turn to for comfort.
 
It looks Ethan is full on DFE but is being rate limited by twitter.


We're back to 7/4/2021 and 1896 tweets.
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1,896 tweets ÷ 300 tweets per cycle = 6.32 cycles
Since you can't have a fraction of a cycle, you will need 7 cycles.
Each cycle is 3 hours. So, 7 cycles x 3 hours = 21 hours.

T-21 Hours till Ethan has purged everything. Archive anything now that hasn't been while you can.
 
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Lets be real here, shall we. Hila served with the IDF. Hasan served at fat Uncle Cenk's grifting party. I take your point that Ethan is a useless cuck, but Hila would have Hasan on his knees and begging to convert to Judaism in a flash.
She likely did little more than office work and a bit of walking about. She isnt some commando style SpecOps. She also weighs little more than nothing.
 
She likely did little more than office work and a bit of walking about. She isnt some commando style SpecOps. She also weighs little more than nothing.
Her necklace of Palestinian children's teeth would imply otherwise. They call her the Gaza Guillotine for her favourite method of executing suspected terrorists. There isn't a gun in the IDF armoury that Hila Klein hasn't used during her aggressive patrols at the border. IDF draftees first began using diapers after experiencing Gaza Guilotines's response to kids chucking rocks at her APC.

Alright, but for real, she's probably too busy with her midlife crisis and dressing up like an e-thot for her to really have a mental grip on whats going on around her. Maybe if Ethan had on a hot young IDF model (An eastern European whore) then Hila may decide it's time to enact her final solution to the Palestinian question.
 
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Remember when he was trying to get with Belle Delphine
God that is pathetic af. Like dude, get some fucking perspective and look in a mirror

Her necklace of Palestinian children's teeth would imply otherwise. They call her the Gaza Guillotine for her favourite method of executing suspected terrorists. There isn't a gun in the IDF armoury that Hila Klein hasn't used during her aggressive patrols at the border. IDF draftees first began using diapers after experiencing Gaza Guilotines's response to kids chucking rocks at her APC.
If hila was that based, I would maybe tolerate the Klein abject retardation lol

Alright, but for real, she's probably too busy with her midlife crisis and dressing up like an e-thot
My (morbid) curiosity is piqued
 
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Lets be real here, shall we. Hila served with the IDF. Hasan served at fat Uncle Cenk's grifting party. I take your point that Ethan is a useless cuck, but Hila would have Hasan on his knees and begging to convert to Judaism in a flash.
The fact she had this retards child, let alone marrying him in the first place proves her own retardation.
 
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