Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Bman0013​

I live in Minnesota, middle of it. My IP changes daily.

Niggas really think your IP address is used by KF to track your physical home address. Amazin.

 

[AnOminous]

bro how the fuck is he pulling $25k with shit engagement like that? His reddits are dead, his facebook is dead, his youtube channels are dead, he gets almost no live viewers anywhere - where the fuck is that paying audience from?

People have speculated some kind of money laundering of drug money or self-payment or some weird circular donation scheme, but whatever it is, it is hardly credible such a totally dead podcast is making that much actual money. He may be seeding it with some trust fund bullshit but there is no way this creepy pedo and his creepy pedo sidekick make this much on a podcast nobody watches.

 

[ReverendVerse]

People have speculated some kind of money laundering of drug money or self-payment or some weird circular donation scheme, but whatever it is, it is hardly credible such a totally dead podcast is making that much actual money. He may be seeding it with some trust fund bullshit but there is no way this creepy pedo and his creepy pedo sidekick make this much on a podcast nobody watches.

Eric July should pull a Juju move and decide to "look into" his financials for fraud...

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm kind of at a loss for why he just keeps lying about what he said. Is he trying to fool me, his audience, or himself?

He pretty much sums it up in the first 30 seconds of this:

New Elissa clip. Any defense other than "Truth" is pretty much gone in its entirety. Already was, but he really wants to make sure that it is nuked for good.


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But basically it's the George Costanza excuse for how he can lie so easily.

 

[AnOminous]

But basically it's the George Costanza excuse for how he can lie so easily.

Or considering it's Nick, maybe Saul Goodman would be a better example. Of course, Saul Goodman was a practicing lawyer (thanks to his chimpout he is NEVER going to hear the end of that one and will die seething about it).

 

[elb]

@RekietaLaw a month ago my wife was diagnosed with endometrial cancer. It's a grade 2 tumor, which means the only treatment option is a full hysterectomy, at the age of 33. We aren't blessed with kids, which makes this harder.

“No uterus? Just have more sex, God will provide! And how lucky are you if not, amiright”

I couldn’t get the video to upload directly, sorry. Nick really missed the mark on this one

 

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“No uterus? Just have more sex, God will provide! And how lucky are you if not, amiright”

I couldn’t get the video to upload directly, sorry. Nick really missed the mark on this one

It's extremely telling that he sees being infertile as being "let off the hook". He really does resent his kids holy shit.

 

[Harm]

I get that he was drunk and it was probably pretty late, but did he really have to yawn in the middle of the "my wife has cancer, please pray for us" donation?

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

“No uterus? Just have more sex, God will provide! And how lucky are you if not, amiright”

Drunk Nick is a sight to behold

 

[AnOminous]

I get that he was drunk and it was probably pretty late, but did he really have to yawn in the middle of the "my wife has cancer, please pray for us" donation?

He can't even pretend to care about these things. It's pretty much lmao sorry about your dead mom thanks for the money you dumb fuck retard [yawns loudly about your dead mom he doesn't care about at all].

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Himedall All-seeing Waifu - I can't quote you, but yes, I'm referring to John 17 and Romans 12, where the sentiment is that we're of the world of God's creation, but not conform to the values of the world, but remain faithful to God's purpose for us. I've just used the term "be in the world, but not of the world" as a general summary that we're meant to be in God's creation, but not be consumed by "worldly" things.

No worries. Like I said, it is my 'tism acting up.

Also, you can highlight sections of text in a long post, and quote that directly via the 'quote/reply' pop-up that appears near the end of your highlighted section.


Nick is on Twitter sucking up to Dick. He will call it a joke, but this is just fellating his E-daddy.

More LOCALS noncery:

Not 'porn porn':

JimSatala​

XIA never did porn that I could find

SleepingPsycho​

Someone posted her link—she’s at least got pornographic photos, idk if that fits your deck too.

JimSatala​	Only Fans nude pics is soft porn, I meant like full blown porn
Charlie101101​	For it to be porn there needs to be penetration

SleepingPsycho​

I feel like there were dildos involved

Charlie101101​

That might count

Marriage is a government conspiracy!

Spoiler: Matrimony is a scam!

his_wifes_seed​

Nick--i know there are far too many lobbyists deep pockets to change federal statute--have you ever covered what role Title IV-D of the Social Security Act has had in incentivizing state judicial systems to impose child support even when divorcing couples want a more amicable agreement to equal share terms for separation? I gather that for every dollar the ex-spouse is forced to pay child support, the federal govt subsidizes the state ~60 cents on the dollar, making it too lucrative to change.

havenking​

Marriage by the state was a tool to stop blacks and whites from marrying... it was an evil gubment institution then and now

Charlie101101​

Nick, I'm told marriage contracts like what you describe is precluded by some sort of federal statute--is that the case? I mean, employees are in practice coerced into signing forced arbitration agreements as a condition of employment and the fed govt has no problem with that. But two consenting adults can't enter into an arbitration agreement to submit to a mutually-respected faith community leadership--the monetary losses to state revenue would be too great to allow that!

CGoody564​

If you get married you are a fool. Ask yourself why are you doing it? cause Disney brainwashes girls brains and yours. Why get married. You already love her she should love you why the need for marriage?

StankyLeg​

Divorce is the same as breaking up except government is involved. Why would you ever want that?

Garden implements be insane!

Booshmcfadden​

My realtor friend told me a divorce story. He cheated with a much younger girl, took almost everything. The ex hid dead shrimp in the curtain rods. He was trying to sell the house and couldn't, it smelled so bad and they couldn't find the source. Value dropped and dropped and SHE bought the house. He moved out...with the curtain rods.

Technical suggestions:

MrStirFry99​

i wish they would add a DM feature so users can DM other users directly. Charge for it. make it $ a message or something, that way you dont have to worry about server space or tsomething..

SirVieVal​

Yeah just a coin a message, since they already have the coin system

MrStirFry99​

exactly. perhaps set higher prices for "creators", or make it so you can set your own price to receive a message

Dissent:

Skull-Leader​

I'm sorry, but Dick's behavior is not acceptable. And Nick is being a little too... Okay with it...

RekietaLaw​

No, Eric is being absurd. There's no way around it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Back to LOCALS highlights. I am being more selective because a lot of the chat is repetitive and really not worth it. The place is low energy except when Nick is present and then the same 5 jokes get recycled.

aCompleteRandom​

Don't blame us for KF being a bunch of lifeless faggots. It's not our fault.

"Stupid fuckin' Kiwis, poking fun at us and the Law Pope! What a bunch of lifeless faggots! Mandy's tits that she posted a long time ago are still epic, and Still-Life threatened to kill somebody again this morning. We're way more awesome!"

Updoots​

Oh they don't bother me. I'm fans of Null and KF, even if I don't always totally agree with them.

Updoots​

KF is a huge site with lots going on, and the Nickersphere is just a tiny part, even if Null gives it attention lately. The detractors are just the loudest voices in Nick's thread right now. One "mood" at a time tends to dominate in threads because it's not fun to post and get a bunch of trash cans.

Admittedly, this guy has something of a point. It used to be that if you critical of Rekieta in this thread, you'd catch a lot of shit. Just ask @feral cat #6385. I experienced it myself about 3 years ago too.

Where he's wrong is, as we approach the one year anniversary of Nick's decent into degeneracy, I don't think you can write this off as a "fad." It's a sea change. I think Nick is permanently trapped in lolcow territory now. What supporters might still remain are awfully silent. The amount of people that are critical of him seems to be growing too.

 

[Harm]

"I. Don't. WANT. To be. Involved. In. The drama."

Hope this tweet was worth the tenth of a penny it'll net in impressions revenue.

 

[Neetorino]

Updoots​

I expect a Christmas card from all of you here and from everyone in Nick's thread on Kiwi Farms, too.

Well, at least he isn't upset that it happened lol, and my deepest apologies for leaving out the LinkedIn, I kinda got immediately focused in on having found Drexel's Facebook to mine for info, thanks to you. I might consider sending a Christmas card if I'm out of town and find a nifty postcard or something.

Mandy's depression in a nutshell:

Mandy_K​

Sure people have it worse than me but, i imagine they have good things happen to them to make up for it, unlike me

I've never seen someone so consistantly and constantly almost-suicide-bait like Mandy does, it's a real talent she's got there. Besides, her and everyone else in the Locals are funding a drunkard's family-abandoning lifestyle, of course you don't deserve good things happening to you.

He may be seeding it with some trust fund bullshit but there is no way this creepy pedo and his creepy pedo sidekick make this much on a podcast nobody watches.

Is it possible he has some "investor" level patrons who just shell out a few thousand each? Some massive superfans or some shit like that... wait, doesn't Rekieta still pay for Juju's patreon? How much do you think he tosses Daddy Dax every month?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Correct RE: the streamer influence. There are no wholesome Religious streamers. The closest you get is a Crowder or Jordan Peterson unless you want to go to Mormon Beck or Jewish Shapiro or Prager.

He's not a streamer (and I'm not religious) but Wendigoon seems like what I'd want out of a Christian-adjacent entertainer. He covers plenty of other topics aside from religion and is usually pretty entertaining in process, and when religion does come up it's usually "I'm a Christian, not trying to say this is true but I do find other people's takes on the bible to be fascinating" or something like that. I really enjoyed his analysis and handling of Dante's Inferno/Purgatorio. I guess he does have a streaming channel but I have no idea what he does on it, I think he mostly just watches zoomer creepypasta stuff (and he has lots of zoomer creepypasta stuff on his main channel as well but you've gotta get the zoomers in there somehow)

Why unsub though? That's an affirmative act that has negative connotations for Nick. If you wanted to just switch over to Rumble, just switch over to Rumble. Hit the stupid bell if you don't want the YT notifications of him streaming anymore.

Yeah, the only reason I'd unsub from a youtube channel of someone that I still watched just on another platform would be if they specifically said "I'm not doing youtube stuff anymore so show youtube how much they suck by making my Rumble number bigger than my youtube number!" or something like that

YT ad revenue (which is probably minimal, I think he's even said that before

I remember him saying that as well, yeah, because he didn't run ads during streams because that's awful, but he still wanted his videos to be monetized even without the ads because he did make a solid chunk from youtube premium viewers

 

[GaryGray]

His reaction to eulogy is as bad as the Games Done Quick donations or that streamer who was dancing while saying, "RIP grandma!" Maybe a version of this could be made for Rekieta's eulogy donations.

 

[KingofSomething]

I get that he was drunk and it was probably pretty late, but did he really have to yawn in the middle of the "my wife has cancer, please pray for us" donation?

You can only get so many PITY ME supechats before it becomes old hat

Dissent:

Skull-Leader​

I'm sorry, but Dick's behavior is not acceptable. And Nick is being a little too... Okay with it...

RekietaLaw​

No, Eric is being absurd. There's no way around it.

Dick literally said he wants to destroy Eric's business, a total stranger and is encouraging people to fuck with him. How is he the absurd one?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is a toy gun, but still...

Spoiler: Is ThErE a WarRaNt?

Comments to Nick from his audience:

DE4THWI5H

@RekietaLaw Are you actually doing a show? What's the occasion? Are you done with your 57 vacations this year?

Still-Born learns a new troll:

--Still--Life--

Nick is going to fuck a dog on livestream. Then say how uptight conservatives are. Then cry about child porn.

--Still--Life--

HE NEEDS DOG SEX

--Still--Life--

HE WANTS DOG SEX

--Still--Life--

Nick thinks Conservatives are morally stuck up but then he get all but hurt about underage sex.

The cultish behaviour:

Brimstoneddd

I fully support trump being fascist and extra judicial assassinating all these judges and prosecutors after getting re elected...

You have to EARN Nick's attention!

CGoody564

I literally have a channel set aside for clips and bookmarks for the fat shaming and rants. Had that idea ages ago. But I figured Ryan would have that covered

MattHimSelph

I think if you would clip all the fat shaming request and compile them (worth some recognition) Also, maybe compile all his philosophical rants that mean something and transcribe that for him to review for a future book/article. Make him realize he can gain help from you.

CGoody564

Also offered to look for/reach out to guests and try to set that all up for him. But again, that needs some cooperation

MattHimSelph

Have you offered a "real thing" that you have done to him so he can be like "yo, this is legit, I could totally use this to grow my platform?" You could easily say in prompt "i'm a mod for nick, trying to grow his platform as a non party person in hope to gain party affiliation..." they offer your ideas, create a thing, have a booking to present to the Nose. Do some real work, and make it worth Nick's attention.

 

[zyclonPD]

Updoots​

KF is a huge site with lots going on, and the Nickersphere is just a tiny part, even if Null gives it attention lately. The detractors are just the loudest voices in Nick's thread right now. One "mood" at a time tends to dominate in threads because it's not fun to post and get a bunch of trash cans.

The "detractors" are Nicks former viewers and fans who happen to also have KF accounts. The only thing separating me from these retards is I have a functional brain and can recognize when a show is no longer enjoyable or fun to watch.

Or perhaps I just enjoyed a show about legal topics and this new group of outcasts are just here for whatever whore Nick streams with next or what chance they might have to score a disappointing lay at the next Rekieta con with a 50 year old grandma. Who knows.

I'll at least give him credit for correctly stating that its a big site and one lolcow isn't the entire site.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, at least he isn't upset that it happened lol, and my deepest apologies for leaving out the LinkedIn, I kinda got immediately focused in on having found Drexel's Facebook to mine for info, thanks to you. I might consider sending a Christmas card if I'm out of town and find a nifty postcard or something.

He should also ignore the scary stories they're telling him about receiving pizzas. Contrary to the propaganda about KF, that shit generally doesn't happen (and when it's found out, the person usually gets a boot up their ass). We document. We laugh. That's about the extent of it.

It suits Nick now to have KF portrayed in a negative light, and I assume you're gonna start seeing more of it.

I'll at least give him credit for correctly stating that its a big site and one lolcow isn't the entire site.

It's rare to see somebody in Nick's Locals that isn't a complete idiot. It's worth pointing out when it happens.