Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fag Albert]

Rob is a treasure. The man is savage in in understated way. The drum beat, ordering steamed broccoli and calling it the star of the show?

Rob is truly the hero we need in these dark times.

I appreciate a 'Midwest Polite' evisceration whenever I see it.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack has no real concept of the value of a dollar. Or food, for that matter. This is the man that made a very brief series on stretching your dollar while having his wife blow hundreds on expensive food during record inflation. Hell, dude just had his wife buy and cook hundreds of dollars in meat for two events that may or may not have been actually eaten. All he cares at the end of the day is having money for more meat to eat.

Not only that, but he told people to go out and buy freezers and freeze dryers to help stretch you dollar. He was trying to use an affiliate link to scam people into buying them to get money back on his purchase. That thing has been sitting there collecting dust for months. At least since his stroke anyways.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Jack is bitching about perfectly normal prices, even lower than a lot of places. And he's too dumb even to understand the food he's eating, despite eating being the only thing this fat fuck does.

If he actually cared about food prices he’d be eating less meat and cheese, less processed food, and a lot more fruit and veggies. His liver and colon would be grateful.
(Note: I’m not shilling for vegans, just noting that meat and dairy and processed food are the main culprits on a fat grocery bill).

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Not only that, but he told people to go out and buy freezers and freeze dryers to help stretch you dollar. He was trying to use an affiliate link to scam people into buying them to get money back on his purchase. That thing has been sitting there collecting dust for months. At least since his stroke anyways.

At this point if Tammy cut Jack up and put him in the freeze dryer in 500 batches, he'd last longer and his quality of life would only be minorly affected.

 

[AnOminous]

Hell, dude just had his wife buy and cook hundreds of dollars in meat for two events that may or may not have been actually eaten.

I think people of normal intelligence can literally look at anything Jack cooks and realize eating it might be a death sentence.

 

[Kaiba Cuqk63]

I'm back trying again with the archived West Texas Investors Club episode (just wouldn't upload before). Americans may be confused, but people in other countries aren't learned enough to use a literally free VPN, so they can't watch it otherwise. And of course the episode could be taken down at any time. They seem to be working this time, but if it breaks again I give up. There's 30 minutes of quality Jack content here. I cut out the rest of the episode because no one cares. I had to record the screen because Roku did the bare minimum to protect the content. I tried to provide context for each part but I really just cut this into 10 minute chunks. It mostly seems to work.

Part 1 - Jack fails to impress. He is singled out a weak, boisterous man, and the investors quickly deduce he knows nothing about his own product or how to discern its value. Jack isn't even able to immediately recall his sales in the current year!

Part 2 - Jack gets another chance. Not to just pitch his jelly-posing-as-a-sauce again, but to actually show his mettle. He participates in a cook-off pitting his BBQ sauce and his culinary expertise against an actual professional chef. Jack finds an interesting way out. Look out for the quick reference to raw food. We get a now rare sighting of Jack trying to shake hands with his right. A black man lets his people down.

Part 3 - Well. None of it worked. It turns out "I worked so hard" and then not working hard is not a way to improve your valuation. But somehow, the investors have one final offer for Jack to ruin. They are interested in the synergistic potential of the CWJ show and the sauce. Jack is horrified that he might have to use his own sauce in more episodes. The investors prove to be impressive judges of character as they piece together things we've known about Jack all along.

 

[Adamska]

Jack has no real concept of the value of a dollar. Or food, for that matter. This is the man that made a very brief series on stretching your dollar while having his wife blow hundreds on expensive food during record inflation. Hell, dude just had his wife buy and cook hundreds of dollars in meat for two events that may or may not have been actually eaten. All he cares at the end of the day is having money for more meat to eat.

Oh lolno were those polporks actually eaten at those church functions. Those things are catered traditionally barring if it's stated to be potlucks and I recall Jack whining that he couldn't bring them in. What happened instead is fatty doo doo wasted hundreds of dollars worth and dozens of pounds of meat solely so he can pretend he's a real christian and gain narc supply over "giving" people fud since he refused to listen. Then he ate them anyway. Hell, that was probably his plan all along tbh.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Oh lolno were those polporks actually eaten at those church functions. Those things are catered traditionally barring if it's stated to be potlucks and I recall Jack whining that he couldn't bring them in. What happened instead is fatty doo doo wasted hundreds of dollars worth and dozens of pounds of meat solely so he can pretend he's a real christian and gain narc supply over "giving" people fud since he refused to listen. Then he ate them anyway. Hell, that was probably his plan all along tbh.

If he truly wanted to be a GUD Christian, he should have donated them to a homeless shelter for real instead of pretending to take one bite out of something and giving it away to one.

I bet if he did, they probably would politely refuse it though.

Instead I bet they were either thrown out at the church or he forced them upon people on their way out the door only for them to be taken home and then thrown away.

 

[smug comporon]

If Jack was a good Christian, he would've accepted death when God tried to strike him down with multiple strokes.

Instead, the tub of lard is still kicking due to the devils of modern medicine.

 

[Polska krowa]

I think people of normal intelligence can literally look at anything Jack cooks and realize eating it might be a death sentence.

The issue is that Cornerstone appears to be a sped crèche

 

[ZipDisk]

I think Rob making Broccoli a signiature dish on Rob on the Run makes a really unique perspective, Not a lot of food reviewers focus on the veggies because of the kidney risk. Rob is a Daredevil!

Burrito and Taco inflation is unmexceptable.

I spent $15 at Jack in the box, I got a Jack Classic, medium curly fries, and a regular milkshake. It kind of did ruin the burger with fatty resentment.

 

[Pig Cups]

Figured out who Robert is from the Cali crew.

He’s on a triple date with Paul and Jack here.

This video is so weird…Jack says at the beginning there are more people coming, and then no one ever shows. (How I imagine his meet-up at In-N-Out will go next week) Also, why is there a place called “Johnny Rebs” in California?

Robert also appears in the Sahara Falafel JOTG video and the infamous Seal Beach JOTG Video. There may be more, but it’s a pain in the ass to page through his videos to find what I’m looking for.

We also get another appearance of Robert here, in a JOTG where Jack and "the gang" go to a restaurant in Anaheim and order the 8-lb OMG Burger:

(Also, why are these videos age-restricted? Not what I expect from a Jack upload...)

Bonuses from the video:

Classic Jack


At least the bite he takes doesn't feature the tongue action...


That is a seriously massive burger, with a normal-sized burger on top.

Jack starts yelling with glee, drawing the attention of the entire restaurant. The attention clearly makes Jack happy. He also makes the waitress hold it for longer (for documentation) before she can finally lower it to the table. As she does, Jack makes cooming sounds. He also interferes with his (former) friends being able to peaceably dine by taking way too long to document the meal (9:37). "OMG, HOLD ON, WAIT DON'T TURN IT, DUDE! I KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY, GIVE ME ONE SECOND!" Rude- as if he'd wait while some douchebag in his party holds up the meal for the 'gram.

The looks of disgust from the fellow diners are priceless.




"As you can tell, we didn't order any appetizers, and everyone's drinking water! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

 

[Rubber Plant]

I'm back trying again with the archived West Texas Investors Club episode (just wouldn't upload before). Americans may be confused, but people in other countries aren't learned enough to use a literally free VPN, so they can't watch it otherwise. And of course the episode could be taken down at any time. They seem to be working this time, but if it breaks again I give up. There's 30 minutes of quality Jack content here. I cut out the rest of the episode because no one cares. I had to record the screen because Roku did the bare minimum to protect the content. I tried to provide context for each part but I really just cut this into 10 minute chunks. It mostly seems to work.

Part 1 - Jack fails to impress. He is singled out a weak, boisterous man, and the investors quickly deduce he knows nothing about his own product or how to discern its value. Jack isn't even able to immediately recall his sales in the current year!

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Part 2 - Jack gets another chance. Not to just pitch his jelly-posing-as-a-sauce again, but to actually show his mettle. He participates in a cook-off pitting his BBQ sauce and his culinary expertise against an actual professional chef. Jack finds an interesting way out. Look out for the quick reference to raw food. We get a now rare sighting of Jack trying to shake hands with his right. A black man lets his people down.

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Part 3 - Well. None of it worked. It turns out "I worked so hard" and then not working hard is not a way to improve your valuation. But somehow, the investors have one final offer for Jack to ruin. They are interested in the synergistic potential of the CWJ show and the sauce. Jack is horrified that he might have to use his own sauce in more episodes. The investors prove to be impressive judges of character as they piece together things we've known about Jack all along.

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Those guys saw right through lard ass. He was 100% there to try and get more views for his show. Nothing wrong with being a people person and selling yourself, but you need to be able to add value as well. Glad he didn't take that deal, more milk for us.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

10/14 Livestream "Going Back To Cali"

• Jack is feeling temperature in his left hand again.
• Jack is leaving for Cali tomorrow. He's meeting with Edgar for Pizza Wars and Rick for Taco Wars. "Joe never got back to me"
• He's hosting an oven giveaway next Saturday to someone in the chat. He doesn't have the oven yet but if it's a good oven "I'll give one away"
• "Pickle Rick. Pickle Riiick! Pickle Riiick. OK, so only the people who've seen Pickle Rick know what that means. Pickle Riiick."
• The comment-moderating company is "worth every penny". They haven't given Jack permission to give out their name yet? Jack texted them an invitation to appear on the stream but they "haven't gotten back" to him yet.
• Jack is doing a Dollar General or Aldi Thanksgiving this year to keep costs low. Besides the fact that the Scalfani family budget is obviously becoming tight, didn't Jack just go off on someone on Facebook about being cheap for Thanksgiving?
• Jack is pretty happy with his work for The Ellis Way TN and is excited for their upcoming videos. The next member of the Jack Pack (the streamer) is debuting soon as well.
• "You guys freak out whenever I say roulette". Jack is planning a Recipe Roulette video chosen from Dolly Parton's cookbook. Jack flimsily defends his "finger in the book"/"wherever we drive by" approach to RR.
• Jack keeps asking questions to Tammy through the video and she is clearly pissed off by the halfway point.
• The Vision Quest attendees "loved the meat. Loved the meat. Still talking about it."
• "Somebody sent me a generator. A $700 generator I'm going to review." Jack claims to be flooded by companies sending him free equipment to review.

Last but not least: Jack shows us Zoe by taking a picture on his phone, then holding the screen up to the camera.

• Hey, uh, I'm not a vet or a dog expert, but doesn't she look really skinny here??
• Jack also says that she's "always on guard" and will anxiously pace from room to room.
• When they first got her she had been "trained to do things she wasn't supposed to do". Jack clarifies that she was trained as a fighting/competition dog. "Illegal stuff".
• Zoe didn't know what a dog treat was or how to jump on the couch. So, extremely poorly socialized.
• Imminent pitbull attack basically confirmed now.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack would starve a dog in a heartbeat. But he took the pic from a higher position than the subject thus shooting in a downward angle it makes things look thinner. Deathfats and Trannies do this a lot.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack is doing a Dollar General or Aldi Thanksgiving this year to keep costs low. Besides the fact that the Scalfani family budget is obviously becoming tight, didn't Jack just go off on someone on Facebook about being cheap for Thanksgiving?

He looks especially gimped out and retarded in that photo. I bet the memories of all those pulporks and briskets they threw out will go great with that feast.

 

[Tiresome]

The Vision Quest attendees "loved the meat. Loved the meat. Still talking about it."

Jack is far too stupid to slow-walk a lie. Pulpork rejection confirmed.

 

[Piggle Rick]

"Pickle Rick. Pickle Riiick! Pickle Riiick. OK, so only the people who've seen Pickle Rick know what that means. Pickle Riiick."

Not gonna lie, I watched this high as fuck and thought he was talking to me through the screen. Wow.

 

[ZipDisk]

That's not FGAS, that dog is indeed too thin. The real way to tell is put your thumbs behind the dog's ribcage. Depending on the indent, you can feel if the dog is underweight.

Not that I'd ever expect the Scalfani's to be that considerate to anything. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the dogs had to fight Jack for their dinner.
"NO! THIS CAN IS MINE, AND THE SECOND CAN IS ALSO MINE!"

Once again I am stupid mad. No one named Scalfani should be allowed to have pets.

The only slight amusement I take from that shot is that the dog is eyeing the dead arm.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

That's not FGAS, that dog is indeed too thin. The real way to tell is put your thumbs behind the dog's ribcage. Depending on the indent, you can feel if the dog is underweight.

Not that I'd ever expect the Scalfani's to be that considerate to anything. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the dogs had to fight Jack for their dinner.
"NO! THIS CAN IS MINE, AND THE SECOND CAN IS ALSO MINE!"

Once again I am stupid mad. No one named Scalfani should be allowed to have pets.

The only slight amusement I take from that shot is that the dog is eyeing the dead arm.

It's more obvious in the full pic but you can see her ribs very visibly. This dog is too thin, I wouldn't be surprised if the Scalfanis are starving her because she's too food-aggressive.