Money YT 8/24 - Chris wants a 3D printer

[Silvally]

If I was the OP, I would put a poll with the topic, like, "What is Chris trying to 3D print?"

o Knockoff LEGOs
o Sex toys
o Medallions
o Knockoff Amiibos
o Barb's teeth

needs an all of the above option

 

[Ginger Piglet]

What's with the sexy head rub every few seconds? Has Pristine Christine got nits again?

 

[Quijibo69]

In response to the poll question: He's going to try to print himself a Sweetheart from the Page-Up. Obviously.

He thinks it will work like this:

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Chris would be in real trouble if noone buys his 3d printed Sonichu stuff (assuming he's making it). Having invested with the bit of money he has left and people demanding 'handmade items' it would stress him out. His hairline would push even further to the back of his skull making him a True Hot Lesbian Transgender with a Female Soul.

 

[Mungo]

Holy shit! He's finally using his CADD certificate for something productive!

 

[Darndirty]

What's with the sexy head rub every few seconds? Has Pristine Christine got nits again?

Honestly I think what that is, is him seeing himself on the screen and seeing his hairline, he knows we joke about it, he's trying subconsciously to try and hide it, he knows how it looks. Just my theory

 

[KatsuKitty]

I presume he wants it to print out medallions and other Sonichu crap. Does he expect the printer to read his mind? These things require a pretty intermediate-to-advanced skillset in something like Blender, a tool even I found frustrating to use as a non-artist.

 

[Darndirty]

I dunno why you guys think this has anything to do with sonichu..when's the last time ANYTHING was about orders or sonichu? Guarantee this is something for him. A doll he wants to make for himself or something stupid like that. I mean I could be wrong and hes trying to get his business back up but with Chris never assume it's something reasonable or responsible

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris would be in real trouble if noone buys his 3d printed Sonichu stuff (assuming he's making it). Having invested with the bit of money he has left and people demanding 'handmade items' it would stress him out. His hairline would push even further to the back of his skull making him a True Hot Lesbian Transgender with a Female Soul.

You assume that if someone is stupid enough to help him he would not beg and whine about paying them on the 1st or when all his Sonichu moneys come in. This person would never see Chris again after the first batch was finished.

I dunno why you guys think this has anything to do with sonichu..when's the last time ANYTHING was about orders or sonichu? Guarantee this is something for him. A doll he wants to make for himself or something stupid like that. I mean I could be wrong and hes trying to get his business back up but with Chris never assume it's something reasonable or responsible

Or maybe some hideous accessory for Omegacon.

 

[nad7155]

God that moment at :20-:21 with the mmmm and his face...what is that? What is he trying to convey?

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I presume he wants it to print out medallions and other Sonichu crap. Does he expect the printer to read his mind? These things require a pretty intermediate-to-advanced skillset in something like Blender, a tool even I found frustrating to use as a non-artist.

Holy shit! He's finally using his CADD certificate for something productive!

He's not looking for "a 3d printer", he's looking for "someone with a 3d printer". I believe he really expects someone else to do all the dirty work for him while he only provides crude "designs" of medallions, shits himself and does nothing.

 

[IV 445]

Sadly, the camera angle doesn't give us any clues as to where he's parked

(outside the ruins of The GAMe PLACe?)

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Here's a preview of what we'll probably be seeing if Chris gets the 3D printer:

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Sooooo he's printing hair to cover the bald?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He's not looking for "a 3d printer", he's looking for "someone with a 3d printer". I believe he really expects someone else to do all the dirty work for him while he only provides crude "designs" of medallions, shits himself and does nothing.

He says it in the video. He wants someone who has a 3D printer and knows how to use it. I doubt Chris would even pay for the material.

 

[jenffer a jay]

we shoud do this from now on if cwc need but ......but buy it from me then bug about on cwc facebook page...................... it just an idle.....if we that evil but we are not

 

[Sc4rface]

Dear Lord he is going bald fast. I've been concentrating on another lolcow for a couple of weeks and his hairline has receded close to two inches since I last saw one of his videos.

Isn't it a bit optimistic to assume that he actually has a concrete idea of what he'd use the printer for? He says it's an impulse, he may well just have seen something about 3D printing online or on the TV and now it just randomly popped into his head it might be neat to fuck about with that. On someone else's time and materials, obviously.

 

[press1forjews]

well i'll give credit where credit is due: i'd do fucking anything to have a miniature sonic totem on my desk. even if it means i have to pay cwc money

Trying to teach myself 3d modelling for fun, I'll give it a shot. It probably won't be quality, but neither is the original so might turn out ok.

 

[JULAY]

Goddamn, his baldness is REALLY getting bad. He's gonna look like this within a year or two:

 

[pickleniggo]

Does Chris even know how to use 3D modeling software?

No and he never will.

3D printing is too complex, too slow, and too expensive for Chris to be making anything. If he even learned any of the software out there the most he'd be able to created is an even shittier version of the medallions that were out there being peddled by some ween already.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

nb4 he burns his house down again while trying to 3D print something in the bathroom.