Kiwifarms Incel Thread

[6thRanger]

An Incel channel that's extremely funny and had me laughing out loud is DBDR. His stories are so funny; the one about his time in the Catholic church with his manlet preacher is so good

Thank you for this. Decided to check it out and it's a great time. In between pausing to understand the incel terminology and his hilarious stories and rants, I'm genuinely laughing my ass off.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I was shopping when I crossed paths with 2 women. 3 seconds after passing them, I overheard them saying "he's ugly af, he looks like a creep" and laughing loudly after. I would be liar if I said that statement didn't hurt. They don't give a damn about hurting other people's feelings. If you are not a pretty man to them you are not even to be considered a human being. I guess life's RNG is never in my favour.

Humanity is screwed. No lasting relationships anymore, no children, no families, no future...

 

[umami's milk]

I was shopping when I crossed paths with 2 women. 3 seconds after passing them, I overheard them saying "he's ugly af, he looks like a creep" and laughing loudly after. I would be liar if I said that statement didn't hurt. They don't give a damn about hurting other people's feelings. If you are not a pretty man to them you are not even to be considered a human being. I guess life's RNG is never in my favour.

Humanity is screwed. No lasting relationships anymore, no children, no families, no future...

I respect you for running interference on both the Man-Hate and the Incel threads.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I respect you for running interference on both the Man-Hate and the Incel threads.

My struggle is not your costume. Women nowadays are going more for the looks. I know a lot of guys that say women value money and resources but they tend to forget that women can also build wealth and have amazing careers and many of them willingly choose not to have families, so a man's role as a provider is not really in that much of a demand. One of the many problems with dating is not that women have ridiculous expectations (they do) is that they just aren't worth it. I've had enough girlfriends over the years that I can honestly say that the sex wasn't great. Definitely not worth 3 hours in the gym every day. Then consider their incredible toxic personalities. Just being around them is painful. Work out a reasonable amount to stay healthy and then go do something enjoyable with your life.

 

[6thRanger]

Does his wife know that he used to fuck prostitutes?

Surprisingly yes, or so he claims. I don't know his wife in any meaningful sense. He's a very straightforward man (which was actually a big problem), so I don't doubt he told her. It's interesting to think about.

 

[Stan]

I was shopping when I crossed paths with 2 women. 3 seconds after passing them, I overheard them saying "he's ugly af, he looks like a creep" and laughing loudly after. I would be liar if I said that statement didn't hurt. They don't give a damn about hurting other people's feelings. If you are not a pretty man to them you are not even to be considered a human being. I guess life's RNG is never in my favour.

Humanity is screwed. No lasting relationships anymore, no children, no families, no future...

I’ll be charitable and believe this actually happened…
That’s two people in a world of 6 billion. Grow a thicker skin, as I’ve had to do. Not everyone is going to like your appearance, even if you’re a celebrity with objective natural beauty. If you were willing to actually take some steps to improve yourself / your appearance instead of jacking off and wallowing in depression and pity, you stand a better chance of finding a mate. But i do find it hard to believe that two women in the grocery store who don’t know you from Adam did that apropos of nothing. More likely you were bothering them or following them around the store so they said this to make you take a hike.

My struggle is not your costume.

Pity party for one lmao.
Humanity isn’t going to collapse cause you can’t get your dick wet, sry.

 

[Stan]

Definitely not worth 3 hours in the gym every day. Then consider their incredible toxic personalities. Just being around them is painful. Work out a reasonable amount to stay healthy and then go do something enjoyable with your life.

1. You do not need to spend 3 hours in the gym everyday to get pretty unless you spend half of that time sleeping on a gym mat.
2. If you hate women so much, don’t date them.
3. If you hate women like you say you do, why do you care if you’re single?

 

[Lidl Drip]

I was shopping when I crossed paths with 2 women. 3 seconds after passing them, I overheard them saying "he's ugly af, he looks like a creep" and laughing loudly after. I would be liar if I said that statement didn't hurt. They don't give a damn about hurting other people's feelings. If you are not a pretty man to them you are not even to be considered a human being. I guess life's RNG is never in my favour.

Humanity is screwed. No lasting relationships anymore, no children, no families, no future...

Your posts are so funny, these hoes don't even know what they are missing. Keep your head up, king.

 

[Crashman11]

apropos of nothing

man, im hearing this phrase way too often, im sick of it, null has been saying it like every second week.
and when i duckduckgo search it the first thing that pops up is the book 'Apropos of Nothing' a 2020 memoir by American jew-fuck and scumbag groomer Woody Allen.

I overheard them saying "he's ugly af, he looks like a creep" and laughing loudly after

Maybe u do look like a creep, not trying to be mean, but, maybe u could take it as valuable criticism and adjust how u look and behave to be less creepy or look nicer.

Also if u were glaring at them while thinking about how much u hate them that might of provoked such a reaction, i dunno, my real gripe is with that fucking 'apropos of nothing' phrase unrelated to u, real fucking tired of it. anyway all the best dawg, chin up

 

[Afinepickle]

I'll just post here the same goddamn thing I posted in the other Incel thread. I'm an out of shape introverted autist with all the nerdy autistic hobbies and interests you'd assume and even I have gotten laid. Fucks sake I've been married.

Being boring and generally unpleasant is way more of a pussy killer than whatever the fuck you loons think is wrong with your jawline or height or whatever. Honest advice? Stop being terminally online, learn how to exist in normie space, be reasonably presentable and have a handful of hobbies or interests you can talk about.

Do this consistently and it's inevitable someone will eventually express interest in you.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I'll just post here the same goddamn thing I posted in the other Incel thread. I'm an out of shape introverted autist with all the nerdy autistic hobbies and interests you'd assume and even I have gotten laid. Fucks sake I've been married.

Being boring and generally unpleasant is way more of a pussy killer than whatever the fuck you loons think is wrong with your jawline or height or whatever. Honest advice? Stop being terminally online, learn how to exist in normie space, be reasonably presentable and have a handful of hobbies or interests you can talk about.

Do this consistently and it's inevitable someone will eventually express interest in you.

I'm pretty sure I said this at least a dozen times elsewhere in this thread, but I can't be arsed to find it

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I’ll be charitable and believe this actually happened…
That’s two people in a world of 6 billion. Grow a thicker skin, as I’ve had to do. Not everyone is going to like your appearance, even if you’re a celebrity with objective natural beauty. If you were willing to actually take some steps to improve yourself / your appearance instead of jacking off and wallowing in depression and pity, you stand a better chance of finding a mate. But i do find it hard to believe that two women in the grocery store who don’t know you from Adam did that apropos of nothing. More likely you were bothering them or following them around the store so they said this to make you take a hike.

As a "Sub 5" man, the biological fact that basically no woman will ever entertain any romantic advances actually has been very beneficial to me. In my early adult years this caused me really a lot of grief, but now that I am older and have witnessed the routinely disastrous outcomes that beset romantic relationships, rejection has ironically saved me. I don't have to face the loss of assets/livelihood, my children, my freedom, and quite possibly my life.

Pity party for one lmao.
Humanity isn’t going to collapse cause you can’t get your dick wet, sry.

As every woman says: "never judge a book by its cover" as the woman only dated men 6'5", perfect build, has money, has huge penis.

1. You do not need to spend 3 hours in the gym everyday to get pretty unless you spend half of that time sleeping on a gym mat.
2. If you hate women so much, don’t date them.
3. If you hate women like you say you do, why do you care if you’re single?

1. If you're unattractive, you're seen as being a criminal when you haven't even committed an offence. Some men do need to spend that much time in the gym.
2. Notice, I never said that I "hate" them, you're just projecting that onto me. I don't hate women, but if I did, can you blame me? Women will forgive you for a murder, but being ugly will never be forgiven.
3. I'm perfectly fine with not approaching women... What pisses me off is when I get creep-shamed while I'm just minding my own business and not interacting with the woman at all.

Your posts are so funny, these hoes don't even know what they are missing. Keep your head up, king.

Other people might not know when you're mocking them, but I do. Nobody actually "cares" about young men.

 

[Stan]

As a "Sub 5" man, the biological fact that basically no woman will ever entertain any romantic advances

As every woman says: "never judge a book by its cover" as the woman only dated men 6'5", perfect build, has money, has huge penis.

If you're unattractive, you're seen as being a criminal when you haven't even committed an offence.

Notice, I never said that I "hate" them, you're just projecting that onto me. I don't hate women, but if I did, can you blame me? Women will forgive you for a murder, but being ugly will never be forgiven.

What is this, the incel credo?
Do you think women are like NPCs in a video game, with some strict objective inclusion/exclusion criteria like >6’ tall, but not requirements like “doesn’t make weird comments about how he’d be totally justified to hate women, even though he says he totally doesn’t”.

You are blaming your lack of success on aspects of your physicality that are difficult or impossible to change so you can ignore the glaring flaws in your defeatist attitude and self-pitying, self-aggrandizing narrative (women treat ugly men Like criminals? Haha where?) which is actually why your looksmatch won’t date you.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

What is this, the incel credo?
Do you think women are like NPCs in a video game, with some strict objective inclusion/exclusion criteria like >6’ tall, but not requirements like “doesn’t make weird comments about how he’d be totally justified to hate women, even though he says he totally doesn’t”.

Yeah, women sort of are like NPCs. I will give one story for example: I overheard a conversation where a woman was trying to get a ride home at an event from a stranger because he was "hot", and her biggest concern was "I hope he's not married," in case anything came of it. Let's think about that the other way around; if the guy was a balding, ugly 5'5" trucel would she try to get a ride with him and then wonder whether he's married? No, she would think "I hope he's not a creep/rapist/kidnapper." Looks determine every aspect of your life and how women perceives your value as a human. Good looking/attractive = honest, trustworthy, charismatic, smart, funny, nice, etc. Ugly/short/balding/etc = creepy, scary, worthless, dumb, to be avoided. That's the real blackpill of life.

You are blaming your lack of success on aspects of your physicality that are difficult or impossible to change so you can ignore the glaring flaws in your defeatist attitude and self-pitying, self-aggrandizing narrative (women treat ugly men Like criminals? Haha where?) which is actually why your looksmatch won’t date you.

No, I'm not. I'm not. No. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not a defeatist. I had to learn the hard way, I am too ugly for most women. Once, in a class I tried making small talk to a woman, just asking her about what classes she was in. She said, in an angry voice, "I do not know you" and made a point to sit in another part of the class. I had a group of friends, and one of the friends had a girlfriend. The girlfriend did not like me and called me creepy. None of my friends said anything in MY defence. I'm NOT socially awkward, just ugly, and that same ugliness put me in the creepy category (and yes, they all still wanted a ride home in my car, because I was only a part of the group because I provided the ride). Tried online dating, that did not work in my 20s. Tried online dating again in my 30s, but the only women I met wanted free meals. So, there it is. Am I ugly or slightly below average looking? (sure, I had a few short flings with single moms, but nothing to brag about) oh well, monk mode it is

 

[Stan]

Looks determine every aspect of your life and how women perceives your value as a human. Good looking/attractive = honest, trustworthy, charismatic, smart, funny, nice, etc. Ugly/short/balding/etc = creepy, scary, worthless, dumb, to be avoided. That's the real blackpill of life.

You have severely overrated the value of looks in mate selection. Women also value money, stability, intelligence, aptitude, and temperament. And you ooze melancholy and bitterness like an oil spill in the surf.

Also, I’ve never known women to set more than a vague height preference of “it’s nice if he’s a little taller than me.” And also:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dinklage#:~:text=In%202005%2C%20Dinklage%20married%20Erica,his%20neck%20to%20his%20eyebrow.

If anything you said was true, Dinklage wouldn’t just not be a movie star, he’d be forever alone, and he’s not.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

You have severely overrated the value of looks in mate selection. Women also value money, stability, intelligence, aptitude, and temperament. And you ooze melancholy and bitterness like an oil spill in the surf.

The whole sugar baby/daddy thing is simpery of the highest order. I cant believe we live in a society where women are called the victims yet they can outrightly profiteer off of men this way. I went to a Christmas party at a lawyer's house. It was full of short, fat, balding lawyers in their 40s and 50s married to gorgeous women in their 20s and 30s. I almost ran back to the university for a law degree.

Also, I’ve never known women to set more than a vague height preference of “it’s nice if he’s a little taller than me.” And also:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dinklage#:~:text=In%202005%2C%20Dinklage%20married%20Erica,his%20neck%20to%20his%20eyebrow.
If anything you said was true, Dinklage wouldn’t just not be a movie star, he’d be forever alone, and he’s not.

Bro, game of thrones isn't real

 

[Hyro]

You have severely overrated the value of looks in mate selection. Women also value money, stability, intelligence, aptitude, and temperament. And you ooze melancholy and bitterness like an oil spill in the surf.

Also, I’ve never known women to set more than a vague height preference of “it’s nice if he’s a little taller than me.” And also:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dinklage#:~:text=In%202005%2C%20Dinklage%20married%20Erica,his%20neck%20to%20his%20eyebrow.

If anything you said was true, Dinklage wouldn’t just not be a movie star, he’d be forever alone, and he’s not.

Dinklage talked about women preferring tall men in an interview and how the women who said they liked him were mostly lying, so he's not a good example.

 

[Stan]

Dinklage talked about women preferring tall men in an interview and how the women who said they liked him were mostly lying, so he's not a good example.

furry alert!

I cant believe we live in a society where women are called the victims yet they can outrightly profiteer off of men this way. I went to a Christmas party at a lawyer's house. It was full of short, fat, balding lawyers in their 40s and 50s married to gorgeous women in their 20s and 30s. I almost ran back to the university for a law degree.

Do you actually think sugar babies are exploiting the productive and successful men nearing retirement who hire them? If this geezer is being manipulated, it's because he wants to be manipulated. Sugar daddying, geishas, and courtesans are all golden-cage jobs. Maybe your life was a bit nicer, but everything hung (lol) on an old man's boner.
They're not there cause these guys have law degrees. They're golddiggers.

 

[Hyro]

furry alert!

Do you actually think sugar babies are exploiting the productive and successful men nearing retirement who hire them? If this geezer is being manipulated, it's because he wants to be manipulated. Sugar daddying, geishas, and courtesans are all golden-cage jobs. Maybe your life was a bit nicer, but everything hung (lol) on an old man's boner.
They're not there cause these guys have law degrees. They're golddiggers.

Cats are not furry

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Has anyone ever noticed how mean women can be to guys they're NOT attracted to? They will insult them, call them racists and speak negatively about them to their friends, even THOUGH they are all about their precious so-called "body pozitivity" and "accepting everyone." It's not creepy if the guy's hot. Women only want good-looking men to approach them. Always remember this, my brothers, everything stems from lookism. Racism, sexism, bullying, etc... Being good-looking surpasses it all.