Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/177j8nu/how_do_yall_deal_with_people/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8tF08

If someone called me a gay looking faggot I wouldn't like it one bit, but would I feel like a disgusting freak? Of course not.

Being insulted is one thing, being insulted and reminded is another.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/177sbif/i_did_my_makeup_and_i_think_i_look_good_for_once/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jQPGH

 

[FAT&HARAM]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/177j8nu/how_do_yall_deal_with_people/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8tF08

If someone called me a gay looking faggot I wouldn't like it one bit, but would I feel like a disgusting freak? Of course not.

Being insulted is one thing, being insulted and reminded is another.

He was bound to eventually find out that, for most normal people, tranny is synonymous with disgusting freak.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/interactive/2023/trans-women-sorority-kappa-kappa-gamma-wyoming/

As posted in the happenings thread, WAPOST had a puffpiece on that absolute unit that joined a Wyoming sorority. I feel so fucking disgusted that the spineless judge ruled that he stays because they didn't define what "woman" meant when it's been completely clear what a woman is for all of history. Sorry you ladies have to deal with perverts like this.

Look at this fucking golem, Jesus Christ

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I don’t think this is a tranny “L” but an L for me and literally every woman on this earth

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

He was bound to eventually find out that, for most normal people, tranny is synonymous with disgusting freak.

At least on some level, they all know this.

 

[FAT&HARAM]

I don’t think this is a tranny “L” but an L for me and literally every woman on this earth

This is sad but true. For every "battle" won, there is one of these.
This judge was a spineless faggot.

If I were part of the sorority I would start accepting straight men and try to figure out a way to bully this sick troon out.
Easier said than done I guess.

At least on some level, they all know this.

They do, I just wish they were reminded more often.

Edited for grammar

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Now, I'm not a make-up kinda gal but even I know to get products that suit my skintone. Sir, I can see the mask you're wearing and it's almost like I can peel it off to show your true self beneath. Also, brown in brown in brown? No. No no no. And get rid of that hideous shirt, burn it ASAP. Horrifying.

Maybe this is a British thing specifically but that's not how women dress for "a day at the races". Like, the dress code involves a hat but it's a formal hat with formal clothing like this:
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This etiquette has been exported to a lot of the anglosphere which leads to hilarious videos where dressed up women end up in drunken brawls:

Anyway, a felt fedora and an ugly baroque print blouse (that now I'm looking at it seems suspiciously like a BDSM reference) reads way more "Fall Girl getting Pumpkin Spice Lattes" than it does "a day at the races". I'm not sure if this is a cultural difference (although I'm sure American women in The South would still go in for fancy hats) or if it's just a complete failure to understand how and why women dress for certain events.

I’m going to give this points for makeup skill and a consistent palette. It’s heavy and those squared-off brows are dated, but it’s very insta-expertly done, especially for a man.

The blouse is a knockoff Hermes print. Hermes is the ultimate horsey label. They are known for their high-quality leathergoods and silks in intricate patterns, and the riding motif. If that top were a real Hermès it would run many hundred or over a thousand for a well-used pre-owned or vintage piece (the only patterned blouse on the site rn is $3500). I actually like the hat, if it’s decent quality. It’s all a bit costume-y if it’s actually for a day at the races, but at least it’s not the usual stupid zoomer mismatched shit with thigh-highs and doc Martins. Fat, though.

As for what people wear to a day of horseracing, not everyone is a Duchess/Princess. And Julia Roberts nearly ruined that look for everyone, though Catherine rises above, as always. But I’ve seen people in everything from jeans (heathens) to fancy hats (sometimes worn well, sometimes not).

Those random 3-inch eyebrow hairs are all I see. They even distract me from worst shade of red lipstick I have ever seen. That looks like something that comes in a toy makeup set for four-year-olds.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/interactive/2023/trans-women-sorority-kappa-kappa-gamma-wyoming/

As posted in the happenings thread, WAPOST had a puffpiece on that absolute unit that joined a Wyoming sorority. I feel so fucking disgusted that the spineless judge ruled that he stays because they didn't define what "woman" meant when it's been completely clear what a woman is for all of history. Sorry you ladies have to deal with perverts like this.

Look at this fucking golem, Jesus Christ

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Fucking KKG, lol. There is not one feature of that person that would get a bid from any Kappa chapter I’ve ever known. Of course it varies, and it is Wyoming, but in many schools Kappa Kappa Gamma is the classic super-preppy nice-ish wealthy WASP blonde pearl-wearing sorority whose members after college will teach for a year or two at a private school before marrying their investment banker long-term boyfriends. Glasses, built like an apartment building, brown hair, greasy hair, a dull dress, and a disgusting and cheap comforter (it’s not even a duvet) - if he were a she, there would never have been a bid.

 

[frippery]

if he were a she, there would never have been a bid.

I do wonder about that. When I rushed, there were lots of girls who didn't get picked for any of the dozen sororities on campus in the first round of bidding. I don't know what happened to them. A sorority doesn't have to take someone if they don't want them. KKG must have been overrun by wokies in WY, though I can't imagine any of the senior members getting together and saying yes, we want that obvious ogre in a dress to live with us.

Edit: ah, just caught the bit in the article about it not being a truly majority decision. That shit's messed up.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Less about the normies clocking us, and more about people projecting their own insecurities IMO, especially since there's a sentiment among boomer women that "female empowerment" is women doing masc coded stuff and dressing in masc coded ways, rather than anything of pattern or substance.

Aiden bitter that the existence of tomboys and masculine women means that she will never pass.

But sometimes during the pandemic, I think 1) the visibility of transmasculine people surged and 2) the standards for masculinity rose immensely. I don't know what happened, but after several more months I suddenly stopped passing.

Because transition rates exploded during the pandemic and humans possess pattern recognition skills.

"Awareness" raising cis girls will burn in hell for their crimes.

Isn't that what you wanted? Or did you not realize that awareness is counteractive to a life filled with deception and illusions? It's why troons want people to put their pronouns in their bios so they can hide among the normies.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Whatever you do it will never be enough.

This is where they fuck up. Well they fuck up at many other junctures too but this is the biggest fuck up and self-induced L—believing there's a magical endpoint at which they've fully transformed into a man or woman and are now done. This isn't Harry Potter (PBUH Queen TERF JKR), no spell or curse will turn them into anything but what they are, that is degenerate, delusional and mentally ill coomers and freaks. YWNBAW

Look at all the pooners in the SRS thread on their umpteenth rotdog revision, meanwhile the flesh tube is splayed open like a microwaved bratwurst while stale piss collects in the random caverns of skin and fistulas scattered throughout their mangled crotches. Just one more surgery and I'm done they tell themselves, each surgery making the voice in their head telling them this was a mistake louder. How can you have a rotting burrito of arm flesh dangling off your mons and piss leaking from the labia lumps the butcher doctor insists are totally balls and still believe theres any possibility you will one day be done?

I think this is because they were not raised to be feminine or raised around girls who are very feminine

Male troons aren't trying to be women, they're trying to be parodies of women they can jerk off to and violate women's boundaries and spaces with. They don't care about adopting actual woman stuff like self doubt, passiveness, and nurturing. And pooners don't know how to approximate men because they're scared of them and didn't grow up getting their ass kicked for crying on the playground. Sucks for them that they're all so bad at imitating the other sex though sure is fun for us to observe and laugh at.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Period dysphoria is totally natural he says.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/17801vl/period_dysphoria_is_the_absolute_worst/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/zAxfs

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Is THIS why they are all so obsessed with "fascists"? Because they have secret rape/cuck fantasies?

Could explain why they think everyone who doesnt like them actually secretly wants to fuck them? I thought it was just a sort of reversal of thier incel world view, but no-well partially-but as usual, in the main its
Projection allllllll the way down.

EDIT
clicked on the sub, and really wish i didnt.
you think the bottom floor has a limit, dont you?

 

[behindyourightnow]

Aiden bitter that the existence of tomboys and masculine women means that she will never pass.

Because transition rates exploded during the pandemic and humans possess pattern recognition skills.

Isn't that what you wanted? Or did you not realize that awareness is counteractive to a life filled with deception and illusions? It's why troons want people to put their pronouns in their bios so they can hide among the normies.

If you look in the same comments section, there are comments complaining that not being clocked also makes them feel unsafe because they could be found out at any minute:

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It is such a cruel irony! I remember the first time I got out of my very metropolitan area since I started transitioning, I had never ever been called sir before and suddenly I was in this little tiny town in New England and everybody was calling me sir.
It's a frustrating thing about being trans in general. I want to pass because I want to be seen as my gender, but it's also kind of terrifying when I am assumed to be cis because I'm scared that the person will suddenly realize and flip on me. Getting haircuts is really stressful. I had a trans barber for a little bit and that was great but then I moved too far away from him.

Upset when they are clocked and "misgendered" and upset when they are not.

It's almost like these people have deep psychological issues that they can't face so they must blame their misery on the actions of others, and the misery persists even when the actions of others specifically change to accommodate them. Trans joy, everyone!

Every day the coombrained depths of reddit (hell) surprise and disgust me anew. There really is a fetish for everything.

Yeah, usually I would be relatively chill about stuff like this, since I accept that the responses of the sympathetic nervous can sometimes get muddled so that you mix up fear and anger with arousal. And then add Reddit coomerism to the mix and it shouldn't be too surprising. But... a sub with 41k members in it devoted to shit like this?




To me it is more evidence that a lot of TRA + tankie + commie bullshit is just unconscious playacting to get these people what they want (dominating others, getting attention, legitimization of their violent tendencies, getting laid...). If being outright literal fascists became a socially acceptable way to get these things, they would switch to it in a heartbeat.

On the plus side, maybe this is a good way for Kiwi Farms to get around any future censorship efforts. This place is just an extremely devoted, extremely immersive roleplaying site. Stop kinkshaming us, fascists.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

To me it is more evidence that a lot of TRA + tankie + commie bullshit is just unconscious playacting to get these people what they want

Comrade Lenin spoke of bourgeois adventurists being objectively counterrevolutionary.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/178293y/got_my_orchiectomy/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Wj2HP

Just got his balls cut off and he's asking about returning to "full normal activity".

 

[Jamie Lee's Daughter]

Titanic ratio

For titanic troon wildebeest

 

[Saint Agustin]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/177j8nu/how_do_yall_deal_with_people/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8tF08

If someone called me a gay looking faggot I wouldn't like it one bit, but would I feel like a disgusting freak? Of course not.

Being insulted is one thing, being insulted and reminded is another.

If someone calls me a gay looking faggot I would probably laugh and talk shit about his mom, you know, like any normal human being would. Troons are not normal nor human, that's why he got so hurt by some rando on a club.

This is sad but true. For every "battle" won, there is one of these.
This judge was a spineless faggot.

If I were part of the sorority I would start accepting straight men and try to figure out a way to bully this sick troon out.
Easier said than done I guess.

They do, I just wish they were reminded more often.

Edited for grammar

Calling it now, the troon will try to rape one of the girls and will be expelled.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

I always thought a succinct way of explaining it is that for woman to pass as men, they need to add elements whereas men need to subtract elements.

Which is why men can't pass as it's much harder/outright impossible to takeaway elements than it is to add.

Jonna Mendez, former chief of disguise for the CIA, agrees:

Spoiler: why FtMs pass better

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Will the dude-gut ever go away?​

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r/MtF • Posted by u/I_Married_Jane 11 hours ago

Alright so 5 months on E and I've lost about 30lbs since starting HRT (I'm now 5'6" 145lbs) but one thing that I still struggle with is this dad-bod style beer gut looking thing.

It makes me so incredibly dysphoric having this stupid belly fat on me. When will it go away?
I just want all of it to go onto my ass, thighs and tits but instead it's just chilling on my tummy.

His photos (archive):

 

[Screamer_2]

The trans on BB was talking about designer pussy again.

It jumped into them discussing mid-sentence. I believe they were stating a guy should be honoured because they're getting to experience a designer pussy when banging a trans.

"They should be honoured cause your getting a designer vagina. Like literally that is a designer pussy."

A guy asks if you get to choose everything about it. She tells him it'll be just like a "normal vagina" and they can't wait. They have told the other housemates they can send them a picture of it once they get it.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Tax:

Will the dude-gut ever go away?​

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With all the talk of stuff like bone structure and Adam's Apples, it's funny how the difference of fat gain between the sexes is never brought up. For those not aware, men tend to gain visceral fat (fat which coats around the organs) while women gain mostly subcutaneous fat which is fat under the skin. This is also why (actively training) sumo wrestlers, despite weighing half a ton don't have health problems; the rigorous exercise (increasing the production of adiponectin) helps to prevent visceral fat which is the cause of most health related problems. Of course, once they retire and stop waking up at 5am to train until noon while also having the same caloric intake, that's when the problems arise. But I digress.

It's also the reason that women, on average, can have a slightly higher percentage of body fat.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Sumo wrestlers, despite weighing half a ton don't have health problems;

Sumo wrestlers don't have health problems