Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
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4 years ago, 3 years, 2 years, 1 year, 2 weeks

god fucking damn I didn't realize just how bad he's looking now
gang alcoholic, i am sorry, but i fear i am reconsidering my relationship with the bottle, nigga is turning into an npc you'd pass in a pub in an 1800's game
 
4 years ago, 3 years, 2 years, 1 year, 2 weeks

god fucking damn I didn't realize just how bad he's looking now
gang alcoholic, i am sorry, but i fear i am reconsidering my relationship with the bottle, nigga is turning into an npc you'd pass in a pub in an 1800's game
That looks like sleep deprivation more than anything. The bags under the eyes are the dead giveaway. 4 years of 6 or less hours a night will do that to you.
 
No, those are my words, not hers.

Her comments on Hunley's channel was about a month ago.

Don't remember the exact verbiage or context. The panel was of course discussing some culture war stuff and she chimed in saying along the lines of "well I'm not hetero, but it doesn't define me or my content".
Thanks for explaining, next time might want to use a better/less misleading choice of words though
 
That looks like sleep deprivation more than anything. The bags under the eyes are the dead giveaway. A year or two of 4 hours a night will do that to you.
That's better then?

I don't follow rekeita closely but my impression is that things took a turn during the kyle rittenhouse trial (or thereabouts) where he started doing much longer, near-constant trial stuff reacting to events rather than commenting on them after preparation. is that at all accurate?
unparalleled exposure and money flow prompted longer and less intellectually engaging content, drink to cope with the longer hours and dryer material, tail spin to present.
 
I for one can't wait for Balldo and the old MGTOW man to go on stream and drool over the new paralegal he hired. We could be getting a Mandy moment 2.0 pretty soon, but this one might lead to a sexual harassment claim and possibly 2 divorces.
Chandler is just another Liberal that is grifting off of Conservatives like Candace Owens and Tim Stool are doing. The first time I noticed her online presence was on Legal Vices channel. She has been consistently showing up in his morning streams and like the simp Vices is, he was praising her over this and that to a point of being a creepy old fuck.


In an elissa clips video, Chandler made a comment where she asked that the video be taken down because her friend Aussie Overlaw'd didn't look good in it because of the puking. I remember this because a few people were giving her push back about it. One of them was Cynthia where she reposted the original comment Chandler made and later edited. Even Aussie Overlaw'd replied saying that he was OK with the clip to Chandler. People were starting to take notice which caused Chandler to start making all sorts of excuses, acting like a Karen who looks like 12 year old, to delete the original comment and replies to it as well. Knowing Cynthia, I bet she has a screenshot of the comments.

 
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4 years ago, 3 years, 2 years, 1 year, 2 weeks

god fucking damn I didn't realize just how bad he's looking now
gang alcoholic, i am sorry, but i fear i am reconsidering my relationship with the bottle, nigga is turning into an npc you'd pass in a pub in an 1800's game
He would look so much younger in just a year, maybe less, if he completely stopped drinking.
I only saw this in a family member after a decade of drinking, said family member instantly looked 10 years younger (or rather their actual age) when they had stopped.
Nick is fucking speedrunning alcoholism.

Look at the background of those pictures. 2 years ago he had a book shelf. 1 year ago he had a collection of bottles and a bookshelf, 2 weeks ago it's just double the bottles and a few other stuff. And that's just what you can see in a cropped shot, and it's still such a massive difference.
If he doesn't stop this I can absolutely see him either losing his life to a spiraling booze fueled depression or an accident.

Shame nothing will change until he admits and fully accepts there's a problem. And for Nick right now, there is no problem.

EDIT: Jesus H Christ, those aren't even real bottles in his current setup. The ones on the minifridge are, but above them is a fucking painting of alcohol bottles, glasses, etc. The bookshelf, which I assume are all law and legal stuff related, is now literally pushed to the side to make way for the booze.
 
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4 years ago, 3 years, 2 years, 1 year, 2 weeks

god fucking damn I didn't realize just how bad he's looking now
gang alcoholic, i am sorry, but i fear i am reconsidering my relationship with the bottle, nigga is turning into an npc you'd pass in a pub in an 1800's game
Part of the change is caused by his change of camera.
His livestreams between March 12 and June 23 2021 have been removed, but the change can be seen from his videos released on May 5th and 6th.
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The red nose is obviously preparation for his important task of leading santa's sleigh
 

He's not a handsome man, is he? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Not just because his nose is out of proportion to the rest of his face, but because he really does have the face of a Polish peasant.

Man, those leathery old wine-moms in Locals have to be desperate for cock if they think Nick is a catch. No wonder CGoody is making out like a bandit over there.
 

That's better then?

I don't follow rekeita closely but my impression is that things took a turn during the kyle rittenhouse trial (or thereabouts) where he started doing much longer, near-constant trial stuff reacting to events rather than commenting on them after preparation. is that at all accurate?
unparalleled exposure and money flow prompted longer and less intellectually engaging content, drink to cope with the longer hours and dryer material, tail spin to present.
I have a new theory that Rekieta a while ago said he doesn't like doing law stuff on youtube anymore because he's intimidated by all the lawyers he came into contact with. Everyone he brought on the panel has more legal experience than him and I thought he looked uncomfortable whenever they start talking law specifics. At the time I thought he was adverse to confllict as a host, but maybe he simply realized he's out of his depth. Also the worst day of his life might be him realizing he's a failure.
 
In an elissa clips video, Chandler made a comment where she asked that the video be taken down because her friend Aussie Overlaw'd didn't look good in it because of the puking. I remember this because a few people were giving her push back about it. One of them was Cynthia where she reposted the original comment Chandler made and later edited.
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I wish I had the screenshots of how this comment thread evolved but I only have these.62E696B4-D14D-43F5-AAFC-FB4207283631.jpeg

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Up to him? Randos who come into my comments like this are so weird to me.
 
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I have a new theory that Rekieta a while ago said he doesn't like doing law stuff on youtube anymore because he's intimidated by all the lawyers he came into contact with. Everyone he brought on the panel has more legal experience than him and I thought he looked uncomfortable whenever they start talking law specifics. At the time I thought he was adverse to confllict as a host, but maybe he simply realized he's out of his depth. Also the worst day of his life might be him realizing he's a failure.
that's a pity, and also a stupid way to look at it. The stuff of his I've seen that I enjoyed was partially so enjoyable because he was just a generic lawyermans. being a lawyer already entails a depth of knowledge, as does running a successful youtube channel, he should get over his ego if he's intimidated by having on experts. quite the opposite, being a middleman between joe normal and an expert speaking in detail is a great skill and something he proved he's capable of.

He's not a handsome man, is he? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Not just because his nose is out of proportion to the rest of his face, but because he really does have the face of a Polish peasant.
idk, he's not ugly. first pic especially is someone that keeps in shape, he's no george clooney but he's alright. alcohol and sitting in front of a camera for 12 hours a day seems to be worse for him than having a big schnoz
 
He's not a handsome man, is he? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Not just because his nose is out of proportion to the rest of his face, but because he really does have the face of a Polish peasant.
Obviously it depends by which angle you are viewing his face. This is basic Winemom 101.
Winemom logic would dictate we assemble the following images into more interesting likenesses like so:
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Thus, these pixels aren't just information, they're critical pieces of a much larger puzzle that must be studied closely and given ample consideration.

Re: Your Polish Peasant hypothesis, I started by rendering Rekieta at 4K in a special program used on inmates to see if I could get better detail on his makeup:
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4 years ago, 3 years, 2 years, 1 year, 2 weeks

god fucking damn I didn't realize just how bad he's looking now
gang alcoholic, i am sorry, but i fear i am reconsidering my relationship with the bottle, nigga is turning into an npc you'd pass in a pub in an 1800's game
When I was closing out tabs last night, I realized I'd paused on this:
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He was definitely drunk by the end.

I'm considering starting a drink tally, inspired by SpadedDave & Null, when watching. The problem is, like any alcoholic worth his Glenfiddich, he will figure out how to hide it by spiking the Monster drinks, or whatever.
 
I have nothing brilliant to add. I’m just immeasurably happy and my day started off right when I saw Nick’s gift. Whoever the crazy bastard is that did that, what a fine old school troll.

Although it shows just how much Nick’s judgement has slipped, seeing as how he willingly put that around his neck.

Someone should send a baldo and picture to Chrischan. It's only a matter of time till the various arcs converge.
 
I wish I had the screenshots of how this comment thread evolved but I only have these.

So is Aussie Overlawd banging her, or is she just kissing her boss's arse? That just seemed much too cringey to go out and try and defend a boyfriend like that -- but I suppose it could happen in that very first flush after he's just gotten into her pants and she's all cock-drunk and doesn't want anyone making her new boyfriend looking bad.

But when your boyfriend/boss's BFF is the kind of guy who goes around insisting other people suck the penises of children online, it's a bit fucking rich to demand somebody take down a clip of him making himself look bad. Has she never watched Rekieta before?

My guess would be both. She's banging her boss.
 
I find that in general people are often overly complimentary to a content creators spouse. Find a youtube channel where someone brings their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend in for a video and the comments are almost always flattering, even if the interaction they have is short and completely mundane. You'd think these people know them personally with how sycophantic they are from a 30 second interaction in an edited video.

I just assume it's a way for people to get a dopamine rush by having other people respond/agree with them; or best case scenario they get attention from the content creator, moving their para-social relationship to the next level in their mind. In the case of the song it's probably the same thing, compliment Nicks wife for extra good boy points and attention.
I'm doing some catchup im over 20 pages behind and late but wanted to chime in here. What happens is that people often look up to content creators as some form or reflection of their "ideal self." That's part of parasocial relationships. Usually, spouses with no visible problems showcase a happy stability that most people wish they had.

Like Null says - a whitepilling effect. Most people who watch these kinds of content creators don't have stable living situations and covet them.
 
My guess would be both. She's banging her boss.
I've had a pet theory for a while that something is UP with Branca's second marriage. He's always on the road.

- Three weeks biking with his buddies in Europe this summer.
- Constantly in hotel rooms in the age of Zoom when - by his own admission - 95% of what he does is consulting.
- From said hotel rooms on streams, he's usually very drunk.
- He said Friday night that he would be gone for the next two weeks. (Unclear if it's work or pleasure.)
- He's recently said that Emily, his 2nd wife, loves Nikki Haley and they argue about it.

On the topic of females, Branca has at least 3 daughters (and maybe 1 son) between his two marriages. The older daughter is no slouch. I believe it was Rob who visited Branca in CO and said Branca's daughter kicked his butt in chess.

I wonder if she's piecing together that her father thinks the 19th should be repealed, women should withdraw from the workforce, college is a waste for them, and she should have babies by 22. Or, perhaps, Emily herself is pausing on these topics. (I know such views can be a grift. In Branca's case, I'm fairly sure he believes every word.)

(In future, I will take these opinions to the LawTube thread which, I understand, exists. But while this one is having a Branca/wives/Chandler moment, I decided to share.)
 
So is Aussie Overlawd banging her, or is she just kissing her boss's arse? That just seemed much too cringey to go out and try and defend a boyfriend like that -- but I suppose it could happen in that very first flush after he's just gotten into her pants and she's all cock-drunk and doesn't want anyone making her new boyfriend looking bad.

But when your boyfriend/boss's BFF is the kind of guy who goes around insisting other people suck the penises of children online, it's a bit fucking rich to demand somebody take down a clip of him making himself look bad. Has she never watched Rekieta before?

My guess would be both. She's banging her boss.
She's in LA, he's in Australia. So probably no. They did meet at Matsuri, but I think that was the first time most of the Lawtubers had met up in person. She did get into the sphere through Legal Vices and Legal Mindset, and Aussie is part of the circle.

I'm inclined to believe California brain rot, whether current year her is actually conservative / libertarian /whatever, or if it's just a grift.

No, those are my words, not hers.

Her comments on Hunley's channel was about a month ago.

Don't remember the exact verbiage or context. The panel was of course discussing some culture war stuff and she chimed in saying along the lines of "well I'm not hetero, but it doesn't define me or my content".
I swear she had a post about a bf on her twitter (notably, I don't remember a pic, just one of those, "Oh I have the best bf look what he gave me."). When Jeff (LV) recounted Matsuri, Chandler did go to the nerd burlesque they did along with Jeff, Aussie, and I can't remember who else.
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I was wondering about mtf, but not seeing more hourglass than board.
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So I guess that would point to bi, as looking over on x, ran across some choice material:
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Another banger:
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She was on Chrissie Mayr's podcast recently, but I haven't run through that:
 
Thanks for explaining, next time might want to use a better/less misleading choice of words though

I'm not down with the alphabet crowd, but I'm really surprised that this nomenclature tied you guys in knots.

Admittedly, I just used it off the top of my head and I can't say I've seen it as common parlance.

But a quick Brave search suggests that it is very much a real term used in the woke world (Wikipedia has an article about it).

Edit: So many typos
 
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