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as much as I love their aesthetics, everything just screams untreated cluster B/BPD + other mental health issues and trauma.
Poor girls. They need psychological help, maybe even drugs but not HRT or top surgery. Fuck this planet.
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Poor girls. They need psychological help, maybe even drugs but not HRT or top surgery. Fuck this planet.
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Hannah Gadsby's miserable excuse for a Netflix comedy special about troons
When she came back out on stage to do her own ten minute spot, she opined that most comedians had such a simplistic understanding of gender, they weren’t really funny on the topic. On the other hand, people like her (non-binary and autistic identified) had so much more knowledge to impart on the subject. She even drew a parallel to the ancient practice of circumcision, and that of the chemical castration of children (which she supports).
On the subject of sport, Gadsby, now considerably fat, told us she didn’t give a shit about women’s sports and that in 2012 a horse had been voted as Sportswoman of the Year in Australia. So, that’s alright then. If they’re giving women’s awards to horses, why should they worry if the award goes to a man?
We learned that Gadsby put this show together, because she was angry about Netflix’s ‘transphobic’ output and wanted to give the world’s most invisible people a platform. She had written Netflix an open letter, posted on her Instagram (she won’t do Twitter anymore because of Elon Musk’s stance on trans issues) and this had landed her the opportunity to do another Netflix special. Some of the performers she had found are already regulars on the comedy circuit, but some weren’t, and that was brave. She promised us that the performers would have a diverse and interesting perspective on gender, but guess what? They didn’t.
Jes wanted to know how many gay men were in the house and tellingly just three hands went up (hands that I suspect really belonged to women). It was difficult to be ‘gay man hot’ she told us, much harder than it was to be ‘lesbian hot’ (a jibe which solely relied on stereotype). Reminding us she really liked dick now, she went on to make jokes about the difference between the sexes when ‘sexting’. It was a fairly good gag but I couldn’t be the only person left wondering how this was any different way to the usual jokes about the differences between the sexes? Certainly the mainly queer audience, usually so sensitive to any kind of aspersion, were receptive to jokes which, had they been told by a white straight man, would simply be beyond the pale.
… I will say precisely nothing, having taken up too much of my attention on several previous occasions, except to say that he did a solid turn.
If this is what trans comedians sound/look like I think we can be fairly confident that this special – if it comes out – is going #peaktrans anyone who watches it. Chapeau Hannah!
Hannah Gadsby presents The Gender Agenda
Hannah Gadsby curates a show of the ‘best queer talent’ she could find.
Introduction
When I booked, it looked to me that I had the final ticket, but I couldn’t have been more wrong as a good third of the theatre was empty. A fact which became even more apparent when Gadsby’s floor manager begged people to move forward to fill the space at the front. Netflix were filming, see, and they didn’t want it to look like Gadsby was a billy-no-mates. After a considerable amount of cajoling (more than thirty minutes worth) the show finally began.
The warm up
Gadsby didn’t have a warm up man and she really could have done with one. Instead she had to do her own warm up, which involved giving us housekeeping rules (no electronic devices because they were filming, no trips to the toilet, no wrapper rustling, etc) and a special plea to give a standing ovation at the end (dutifully fulfilled and utterly undeserved).When she came back out on stage to do her own ten minute spot, she opined that most comedians had such a simplistic understanding of gender, they weren’t really funny on the topic. On the other hand, people like her (non-binary and autistic identified) had so much more knowledge to impart on the subject. She even drew a parallel to the ancient practice of circumcision, and that of the chemical castration of children (which she supports).
On the subject of sport, Gadsby, now considerably fat, told us she didn’t give a shit about women’s sports and that in 2012 a horse had been voted as Sportswoman of the Year in Australia. So, that’s alright then. If they’re giving women’s awards to horses, why should they worry if the award goes to a man?
We learned that Gadsby put this show together, because she was angry about Netflix’s ‘transphobic’ output and wanted to give the world’s most invisible people a platform. She had written Netflix an open letter, posted on her Instagram (she won’t do Twitter anymore because of Elon Musk’s stance on trans issues) and this had landed her the opportunity to do another Netflix special. Some of the performers she had found are already regulars on the comedy circuit, but some weren’t, and that was brave. She promised us that the performers would have a diverse and interesting perspective on gender, but guess what? They didn’t.
The performers
The first act – Jes Tom
‘I’m about to hit four years on testosterone,’ Jes Tom told us, the very first line of her spot. Despite that, her voice still hadn’t dropped at all, and she has zero facial hair, though did her best to sound like the sassy gay man she clearly isn’t. In fact, the only result she has had from testosterone was a massively increased libido, which also turned out to Jes’s main joke: previously lesbian, she is now a gay man. Hence, she felt qualified to make jokes about the sexual subculture of gay men, that she clearly hadn’t a clue about.Jes wanted to know how many gay men were in the house and tellingly just three hands went up (hands that I suspect really belonged to women). It was difficult to be ‘gay man hot’ she told us, much harder than it was to be ‘lesbian hot’ (a jibe which solely relied on stereotype). Reminding us she really liked dick now, she went on to make jokes about the difference between the sexes when ‘sexting’. It was a fairly good gag but I couldn’t be the only person left wondering how this was any different way to the usual jokes about the differences between the sexes? Certainly the mainly queer audience, usually so sensitive to any kind of aspersion, were receptive to jokes which, had they been told by a white straight man, would simply be beyond the pale.
Some funny moments c/o Chloe Petts
Petts is an accomplished performer, clearly having experience of working an audience, so the cringe factor was dialled down whilst she was on stage. She was by far the cleverest and funniest performer of the evening. However, it was notable that she felt the need to explain to us that she sometimes didn’t identify as a woman (‘it’s complicated’), in an obvious act of fealty.A sleep study from Asha Ward
Perhaps the worst turn of the evening, certainly in terms of delivery, was Asha Ward. I say ‘perhaps’ because I have literally no idea what she said. That’s the thing about contriving a dull monotone as a comic affect, it’s rather likely to have a soporific effect on the audience. Next!Ready for the skin crawl with Krishna Istha?
There is just no way Krishna Istha would get platformed unless she were trans. Deeply, deeply unfunny. And offensive. If you can even watch beyond the first minute of the clip above please see a psychiatrist. As it was, I was stuck in a theatre with nowhere to go. Like Jes, Krishna was a lesbian up until she started taking testosterone and now identifies as bisexual. She has been on testosterone for ten years but has to come off it soon as she wants to have a baby. Babies smell wonderful, just like poppers. And like poppers they give you a headache and a loose anus. Krishna doesn’t want to shit on her baby’s head when it’s born so she is having a C-section instead. Makes you long for the days of Bernard Manning really.A brazen AGP with Dahlia Belle
Dahlia perceives himself as doing a favour to women because he is prepared to take off the men from us who want to humiliate and infantalise us during sex. In case you think this was some kind of clever self-deprecating joke about the kinds of things people say about trans-identified males, Dahlia made it clear that is really what he likes doing and really does believe he is performing some sort civic service. Again, makes you long for the days of Bernard Manning.RIP to DeAnne Smith’s sick rack
DeAnne Smith did an ‘edgy’ set all about the fact that she once had boobs, a ‘sick rack’ no less, now surgically removed. She doesn’t think she’s a man or anything and has no plans on ‘transitioning’ further. To further eek out comedy value from having healthy body parts removed for the dumbest reason ever, DeAnne found humour in the fact that her nipples had not been reattached. It sounded like this might not have been her decision as she protested slightly too much that she preferred to be ‘nip-less’. Looking at her topless now was a similar experience to looking at someone with shaved eyebrows, something was wrong, but you quite couldn’t place it.On Alok …
… I will say precisely nothing, having taken up too much of my attention on several previous occasions, except to say that he did a solid turn.
If this is what trans comedians sound/look like I think we can be fairly confident that this special – if it comes out – is going #peaktrans anyone who watches it. Chapeau Hannah!
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This constantly blows my mind, I don't remember if it was this thread or another where some AGP moron was torpedoing his relationship with his wife because of his "messy girl fetish" that she was initially supportive of (!) but now wasn't and he didn't want to give up on.
The best parts of a sexual relationship are the trust, the closeness, waking up next to someone you love, hugging their body, breathing in their scent. Just touching another human being is considered a need, touch starvation is a curse. Going to get groceries together, laughing together, watching tv together, just having someone to talk to and listen to and be in the presence of. Yet these people who have all this are willing to just fucking throw it away, and for what? So a grown man can put his hair in pigtails while shitting in his diaper? You're giving up the best parts of being human for some deranged coom fantasy? "Messy girl?" What the fuck even is that? What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh and the best part is that all our scientific and medical institutions, standing at the absolute pinnacle of thousands of years of human scientific and technological knowledge achievement, just cheer this clearly deranged behavior on. Lmao.
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The only other women happy to get a period are the ones lurching toward menopause, who would like to straggle along as long as they can before the whole thing shuts down—because once it does, age-related changes such as osteoporosis kick into higher gear. But menopause isn't even on troons' radar, because post-menopausal women are basically invisible to them, and can't be fetishized.
"Gender euphoria" doesn't exist. Not in reasonably normal, healthy humans. It's a term coom-brained troons have come up with to describe the endorphin rush they get when engaging in their fetish, or when other people validate it (which is why it's important to refuse to play along by pretending they're women; you are indulging and participating in their sexual fetish).
So that said, yeah, I've seen plenty of troons claim that women get sexually aroused by wearing sexy lingerie, a skirt-go-spinny-worthy dress, or by getting their makeup and appearance just right—and no, no we don't. That's what male autogynephiles do, and they're projecting it on to women in order to normalize it.
Even women who are incredibly narcissistic and looks-obsessed don't; if they look in the mirror and feel pleasure, it's because they know they look good and are going to get the attention they crave. It has nothing to do with sexual arousal, and everything to do with the thrill of knowing you're powerful (because beauty is power, for women).
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>girl is when pink, long hair and dressSome instagram cringe this evening.
A t4t couple.
Transfaerieprince & Feral.fool
Look at their manly manness.
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Don’t worry, gender is a spectrum so then presenting as feminine is perfectly fine and valid~
From feral.fool:
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“want to help promote more trans guys to feel comfortable looking fem, being short and daintier, because THAT is what I am!! A lot of people who do not realise that HEY actually my mind and body does adhere to a more masculine nature could actually be trans but don't have the want to go for a full transition.” - totally not just as aesthetic
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Likes sewing, making weird plushies, collars, and pet play accessories (ears and tails). Also bugs. What is it with tiffanies and bugs??
Back to the princess. Every princess needs a castle. Tifs can enjoy regal and pretty things!
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Got her zippertits after only 4 months on T. I thought places had rules & a year was needed for getting your titties removed?
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It’s like the pandemic fucked people up and has something to do with the surge of trannies.
>boy is when blue, short hair and pants
>I don't feel like I fit into the female box so I must be a man
>but I really like feminine things
>this however doesn't make me a woman according to my own logic
I know I should know better to expect consistency from trannies but I do want an answer to this. If being trans is based on gender roles and stereotypes, doesn't this make it impossible to be gender nonconforming if you identify as trans?
TheSunSets
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Is this cunt in prison?
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Plenty of answers. Normally hairy men == Werewolf girls. At least that's my guess. No pics of course.
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We know this is fake because no one in their right mind would get close to that thing.
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This is what a lot of people will never understand and I think a big part of society have become selfish, self worshipping coomer consoomers that have weird as fuck, degenerate lifestyles. They want the instant sexual gratification and dopamine hit of sex, not playing for the long haul and really building an amazing, genuine connection with another human who wants the same. They throw things away when it has become safe and "boring" because they think sexual gratification is the utmost telling sign of a good relationship. Not the above things you mentioned which are really the greatest parts of a relationship/marriage. They are souless, cum dripping demons devoid of the ability to be truly in love.
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Italians have been dealt a bad hand, man
DHugo
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This reminded me of the Greek women 4chan joke:
This isn't r/mtf, it's the Greece subreddit!
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This gave me a good laugh. I love restrained female bitchiness. Also, holy shit she is not kidding:
This was Gadsby in 2021, for comparison:
What is it about embracing genderwoo that makes people start blowing up like balloons? Cortisol and stress eating from being furious at reality?
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Fuck Alok.
He is a walking, talking, farting, pedophilic L. The personification of a pedophilic L.
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what does R4R stand for? Retard 4 Retard?
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Redditor for Redditor - used on posts looking for friends/dates/hookups the way you'd use M4F, F4M, etc. on somewhere like Craigslist.
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What I’m mostly getting from this is that trans and nonbinary comedians can’t get an audience because all they ever talk about is being trans and nonbinary.
Troons need to realise that being trans is not that interesting and everything that needs to be said about the trans experience has already been said.
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Wallace
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Like all narcs, they can't stand the idea of not being the main character in life and they honestly believe everything should revolve around them. They need to keep reminding themselves about their genderwoo in order to stay dissociated from their body and/or true self, which is bad and must be hidden or destroyed.
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Who the fuck puts yellow text on black? Trannies really have no sense of color.
- Why couldn't I be short
- It's not fair
- It's so not fucking fair
- I want to be cute
- Girls are so cute
- It's not fair
- Why couldn't I be a girl
- I just want to be the UwU egirl choker wearing cat ear headphones leggings and skirts person I know I'm supposed to be
- Why couldn't I have a small frame without wide shoulders
- No matter how much I transition I'm never going to hit that egirl aesthetic
- FUCK
- I hate this why do I have to be this way
- I'm never going to pass at all much less to the extreme degree that I want
- Why are we here just to suffer
It's funny that they think that they would be liked more if they had just been born female, it's this insufferable attitude that drives people away. It's not fair, it was the internet e-girls, "found out" about being trans in 2020. They act like they're allergic to responsibility. I hope that these are all teenagers but I know that they aren't.
There's one comment that's almost sane right until its not.
"Women can be e girls"
Everybody can tell that you're lying to yourself and that's why no one sticks around.
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... Yellow?
That text is green; specifically, chartreuse.