Money YT 8/24 - Chris wants a 3D printer

[LiveFromNS]

If he is smart he will make an urn for Barb's ashes, save on a coffin!

Of course the urn must be Sonichu themed!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Make an impulse decision to run over Michael Snyder again.

More like, make an impulse decision to visit impulse and be disappointed that you are always going to be an overlooked and buried treasure, the type that pollo the cat would bury.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

assumes if he has a 3D printer he could "set it and forget it"

Actually that's how 3D printers catch fire. You should at the very least be watching the damn thing, which I'm sure whoever printing for Chris would be doing for his own 3D printer. Can't say the same if Chris buys one for himself.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

3D Printers that burn ABS can catch fire for higher temp needs, PLA printers and resin printers are non-issues.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

The shape of chris head and his balding makes him look like Pennywise

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Hmmmmm?
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that's a good drawing dude

The shape of chris head and his balding makes him look like Pennywise

I can't photoshop, but do you think anyone would want to turn Chris into pennywise for lulz?

 

[HickoryDickory]

3D Printers that burn ABS can catch fire for higher temp needs, PLA printers and resin printers are non-issues.

Chris should've really said what he intended to do with it. If he's looking to make products, he'd be better off making a push mold and that ABS-type Mod Podge "resin". (Just need a hi-temp glue gun) Kids can even use that stuff.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

He heard the term "3d printer", and :autism: translated it to

he probably did

 

[Rogowski]

expand on the knowledge he already gained from his CAD degree

LOL I've never given Chris money but I might actually do it if he livestreamed himself giving a CAD tutorial.

 

[ON 190]

He just wants to print a sweetheart from the ground up, guys. Give the 'tard a break!

 

[blastoiseplushie]

I remember that being the very first picture I ever saw of Chris Chan on ED back in early 2009 and shaking my head thinking that it was some portly frat guy from Jersey playing an elaborate hoax on everyone. Boy. I was naive. I think to this day that is most normal Chris has ever looked. Ever.

I'm probably going to get roasted at the stake for this, but totally honest here:

Regarding some of the pics of Old Chris. If someone were to show one of those photos of 2005-08 era Chris to me just one month ago- before I'd ever heard of Chris-chan- and asked 'Would you date this guy?' (hypothetically if I were single) I'd definitely say 'Sure, why not?' Assuming, of course, the guy pictured had a nice, normal personality. He didn't look bad, and I don't mind guys a little heavier.

Of course, if I'd met Chris IRL at that time, the moment he opened his mouth I'd run screaming for the hills.

So anyway, the most probable speculation is that he wants the 3D printer for medallions? I had guessed it was Amiibos.

 

[Mel Lester]

Weens Ahoy,
I cannot believe that Chris drives around town with that same dirty shirt and top, balding as ever and with stubble.
You look like the average woman and transwoman Chris.


Who can deny this lovely and feminine face access to their 3D printer?

Spoiler: The eyebrows

In reality, what Chris wants is for some idiot with a 3D printer to be his work monkey. Even if this were to happen, Chris would become lazy again and stop shipping orders...The End.

It's sad how people laughed at him years ago when he was nothing more than a boy with autism. Now he's a complete weirdo looking nothing like a woman and and even more stupid voice. I don't believe he's a genuine transgender.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

LOL I've never given Chris money but I might actually do it if he livestreamed himself giving a CAD tutorial.

Hopefully you make him include 3D printing so there would be a chance his house burning be recorded. For your $50 it's worth it for me too.

 

[Slowinthemind]

It's sad how people laughed at him years ago when he was nothing more than a boy with autism. Now he's a complete weirdo looking nothing like a woman and and even more stupid voice. I don't believe he's a genuine transgender.

He isn't, real trans are disgusted by their ducks and do not make sex videos showing off sex moves of what they can do with it. If Chris new for 100% he would get china for being straight he would drop this tranny shit in a day.

 

[Bradley Spectacular]

The only way you can justify giving one to him is if it's used and is in the process of breaking. Maybe it'll produce some whiny Facebook lulz. Maybe.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's sad how people laughed at him years ago when he was nothing more than a boy with autism. Now he's a complete weirdo looking nothing like a woman and and even more stupid voice. I don't believe he's a genuine transgender.

Nobody does.

 

[Vault Boy]

The ignoramus set his house on fire with a fucking coffee maker, I think a 3D printer would set the whole street on fire.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Holy fuck!

Fatty's hairline is heading for the hills faster then his gut

He's going to be one hella ugly 40 year old male.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's going to be one hella ugly 40 year old male.

Yeah, decomposition tends to do a number on your looks.

 

[TaterBot]

...an etsy store that might be selling knock off medallions, top victim hats and other prized items such as pickle-man medallions and assorted custom items...
Last night, someone emailed that person asking for a yellow sonichu medallion and would my friend record a happy birthday video...

This is what I think, too. Chris has probably seen these things being advertised and has been wondering how to cash in on it. He's learned that threatening these people or demanding money doesn't work out. He doesn't know how to do 3D printing and is too lazy to learn, but today he has this !Eureka! moment: Get someone to do it for me! Immediately he makes the impulsive decision to allow people to apply and gives his number. Bound to work, right?
At least it ain't more pathetic e-begging for money.