Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I know if people went to rekieta's grandparent's gravesite he would go on about "TheSe PeoPle WaNt yOur KidS RapE anD thEy ThInKs FuNny" like when the troons got his YouTube deleted.

 

[3MMA]

Quit cramming meat into your mouth on video, Nick.

“NO. One. Tells. Me. What to. Do.
I’m hungry. I’m busy. I had. A. Very LONG. Day.
I’ve. Had. No TIME. To eat. Until. This. Very. Moment. RIGHT. Now. Soooo.
I.
Don’t know.
WHAT. Else. To say.”

 

[retard strength II]

Having big ol' losers for parents that eventually get their shit together and step up is complicated, as the child it is difficult to navigate all the emotions involved. But all is well that ends well, we hope.

It must be so fucking weird and gross and difficult to deal with this, the reverse. To watch your (supposedly) stable, supportive parents turn into selfish bratty teenagers with wild emotions, fucked up priorities, that openly resent you. Scary shit. Couldn't even wait till the oldest went off to school before doing all this shit.

One of Lowtax's kids referred to him as "Birth Giver". I have a friend who did the same thing, his mom was "Earth Parent". Something that can be laughed off as silly kid things but is a huge step towards detachment for the kid when serious. I wonder how long until Chief Holes in Brain tells us about one of his own kids doing something similar and how funny it is. Resentment can go both ways

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's a classic self-hating gay. The way he calls everything 'gay' and 'faggy' reeks of projection, as if someone has called him those things and it stung and it's now his go-to way of lashing out. There's even those moments (like during the nigger stream) where he literally called himself gay and lacked the presence of mind to correct himself.

Nick is BFFs with Elijah Schaffer who’s been sucking and fucking Steven Crowder for over a year now. No prizes for guessing what they bond over.

 

[elb]

Says his dick size was 8" when he was 22 yo and is 7" now.

things we didn’t need to know

 

[Poop Shoot]

The white arrow is his cursor on Amauranth's ass in which he explained where men want their dicks

Then he’s an even bigger idiot than I thought because that’s her fucking tailbone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I am not sure what exactly drives the crisis in men besides the psychological knowledge they are not young anymore and some doors have closed and they don't know how to deal with it either.

From what I can gather, the guys who go down that road are ones who know on some level that their lives have been at best mediocre and often utterly meaningless. There’s nothing worse for a man than to have made no distinguishing mark on the world, whether as a father or as a professional/reputational success.

You know, a guy like Nick Rekieta.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Nobody tells him what to do but Dax, apparently.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

One would think that with the work Kayla had done, he would afford hair treatment, but perhaps he is too proud for that?

Whatever happened to springtime Mustang streams for "meetings" and beef jerky?

They had on some poor political sperg who tried his damndest to do his thing but kept getting overtalked by Kayla and Branca openly flirting with each other.

The poli sperg was Producer Tim/Tim Lawst, formerly-and-still-semi-active Drex producer and current law student presumably at the University of Manitoba.

He livestreamed the Manitoba election to no one on his own channel of 300 subscribers a few weeks back.

 

[AnOminous]

Defiling graves is very gay, even more than putting on a balldo.

Imagine doing something that unutterably vile while already facing a felony.

He really just can't say that fucking with graves is messed up.

And I hate to say "imagine" so many times, but imagine being so out of touch with reality and even basic humany decency that you're basically on board with defiling graves because that's what the kind of piece of shit you support mindlessly is into.

Congratulations, faggot. You're now on the level of Burke and Hare.

 

[Shush]

Youtube must be coming down hard on the clippers, because the medallion clip left a lot out. Here it is in the original state.

Watch his hands tremble. Fear? Or anticipation?

 

[AnOminous]

Sure. I wasn't attempting to disparage them. My wife started her career as a legal secretary. Decided to qualify when she realized she was doing the work of the partners for a tenth of the money.

And just to make it clear I didn't intend to suggest you are, it's just one of my usual things to point out the merits of these kind of personnel whenever they come up because they often do get disparaged. It's more for the general audience than you specifically.

It's sort of like paramedics. If you're on a sidewalk coding out do you want a highly qualified doctor who hasn't done anything but teach college courses for 20 years or some burly paramedic dude who can wrangle you into the ambulance and knows how to use the paddles?

Paralegals, legal secretaries, etc. are often the people handling these immediate emergencies.

• Then... "I'm done with fucking everything except for honesty and truth."

Lmao this lying sack.

Nick.

Honesty.

Truth.

Relevant song:

Watch his hands tremble. Fear? Or anticipation?

Or just realizing he's sunk to a level of subhumanity where defiling graves is something he'll defend.

Remember when he was defending his descent into insanity with bullshit like "people are mad I like fun?" And now apparently desecrating graves is in his category of "fun." He's totally okay with it. That's what this fake Christian is on board with.

I mean I try to laugh but this is well beyond funny except in the extremely dark and morbid sense. This is what Nick is about now.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Then he’s an even bigger idiot than I thought because that’s her fucking tailbone.

How can you be married for so many years and not know where a woman's butthole is located?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rekeita saying creators aren't responsible for their fans actions isn't applicable. A fan of Creator X did not do action A unprompted and be condemned by Creator X with an acknowledgement he cannot control his fan base.

In this case:

Creator X made his dislike for Creator Y clear and began making allegations of low-quality, fraud and impropriety in public. Then Creator X contacted or celebrated a fan contacting other businesses to hurt Creator Y. Then Creator X's employee visited Creator Y's business unprompted and unwelcome while vandalizing it. Creator X laughed, cheered him on and said he wants to ruin Creator Y's business. Then a fan debased Creator Y's families grave, bringing him near tears and Creator X laughed, highlighted it and proceeded to mock Creator Y's sorrow.

This is a completely different situation where Creator X, aka Dick, is obviously at the nexus of and the leader in a harassment campaign he started. This kind of dumb-as-shit "He didn't call for it explicitly!" garbage is a child's understanding of morality. The fact that Rekeita is too stupid, too drunk or too disingenuous to publicly state an understanding of this is perhaps the greatest indictment of his intelligence and honesty so far.

He's gone from embarrassing to pathetic and now just frankly disgusting. At this point he's a non-practicing human; he's just a lie-spewing golem that exists to deepthroat Dick and bring shame to his family. An interesting case here for bringing back honor killings in very narrow circumstances. Absolutely disgusting.

If it stayed to online slap fighting, it would ay least have been somewhat defensible as online banter, but the calling of businesses and actual physical intimidation and degradation is beyond the pale.

Nick thinks that Farmer messed with his business? If Riley and this other troll were on here bragging about their trolling, they would get a boot right up the bunghole.

Whatever happened to springtime Mustang streams...

Nick still takes the deives, but is afraid because they can be tracked via what appears outside the window. I did it for each of the ones he did, and that quite easily. It could also be that he filmed himself running a red-light intentionally.

After the last one, he said that Kayla is in the car sometimes and does not want to be filmed, but that is cope.

And I hate to say "imagine" so many times, but imagine being so out of touch with reality and even basic humany decency that you're basically on board with defiling graves because that's what the kind of piece of shit you support mindlessly is into.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Jesus fucking Christ, Nicholas. Just because you need to defend your boyfriend from a big scary black man (which totally isn't arousing you, gayboy) that doesn't mean you need to revel so badly in one of your boyfriend's goons literally trying to intimidate the black man by fucking defacing his family's grave.

He really is going off of the deep end HARD

 

[AncientPhosphur]

NICK the big guy! It’s Monday man! Tough week ahead. Why not pour yourself a drink and enjoy it. Going to be rough man so take some time for yourself. One or two drinks won’t hurt, in fact it’ll make the day go by faster. Who needs a drink? It’s YOU! Have one Nick!

 

[SimoHayha]

I'm sorry, Nick.

 

[Null]

When was the last time Kayla or any of the kids interrupted the show? Does anyone actually watch consistently enough to say?

 

[LiquidKid]

Time might be a factor in addition to pride. Effective follicle transplanting has a relatively short recovery period of a few days but weeks of ongoing scalp care and visible scabbing. He wouldn't be able to hide that he had the work done during that period unless he just disappeared for a month. Might not be a bad idea just for the chance to dry up and come back with his head screwed back on in the right direction.

Oh it’s longer than a few weeks. They have to shave the area they take the follicles from, mean f they basically have all but they top of your head for consistency, then there’s the massive amount of tiny holes then poke in the scalp scabbing and swelling up. It takes almost two months to look like you did before the procedure, and nearly a year before to see actual results. But then there’s the maintenance. Pills, hair treatments, and annual visits to the doctor just for your hair.
There’s no way he would be able to maintain this lifestyle


Also, besides the poor taste due to July, for those who aren’t aware, I Spit On Your Grave is famous for featuring a 40 minute scene in which the lead actress is gang raped by 4 men. The rest of the movie is her butchering them one by one to get revenge. There isn’t even a grave in the movie.
So to me, the joke was “sadly we can’t watch fake porn revenge fantasies.”

 

[Swole McPole]

Says his asshole could accomodate 8" when he was 22 yo and can accomodate 17" now.

Fixed that for him.