Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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That honestly has the bones of an interesting mystery story to it: a known stalker watches the people who stalked get killed and all blame is put in him, but he has to solve the mystery of whodunit. It may not win any awards, but it'll be miles better than anything the pig put out.
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See I was thinking something more like kindergarten cop.. but Kimble is the stalker
 
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John_Smith said:
It's time to bring out Patso's high school transcript, again. Note a few things about it. The absence of AP Classes and AP exam scores. AP classes are listed on transcripts. The absence of AP exam scores is not conclusive proof that Patso did not take the exams, since not all school systems include those scores on the transcript. However, all transcripts include PSAT, SAT and others, like the ACT. Note the absence of any such scores on Patso's transcript. This is conclusive proof that he never took those exams. 'Tis unusual that he would take AP exams for college credits, but not the exams required by colleges for admission. Simplest solution: Patso is lying.

Has anyone asked Patso about his SAT scores? Come to think of it, I'd bet his standardized test scores put him below the 50% percentile. He has no extra-curricular activities and there is no evidence that he did anything. Patso is not a low-achiever, he's a no-achiever. Except in the weight department. He's achieved a very high weight. The Fatness. He drinks heavily so that even his liver will get fat. Eventually he will post a selfie while wearing one of his many old, too small t-shirts and we will see his liver outlined.
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This is why his college experience is to me about the only mystery left. I'm 99.9% sure he's talking about community college, that he almost assuredly dropped out of pretty quickly. I can believe he thinks he took an "advanced college course" on things because it was literally called "Advanced [whatever]" at the community college because they had the intro class and an "advanced" one.

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This weird tweet is fucking with my head. What do these people think politics is? Who is asking if war crimes are bad? And when Patrick says he's a political firebrand, does he mean he has really strong opinions about municipal zoning?
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What's great about this tweet is that Rick answers negatively to almost every question in the second column. With his answer for "are black people bad?" being "no" just because he considers their children delicious.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
>Wake up the next morning
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This is awesome and probably the best way to use your time if you woke up as Fatrick.
As an epilogue though imagine your horror when you realize Fatrick has wasted no time in setting up his pepperoni business in your house.
And has also managed to catch herpes.
Again.
But with your dick this time.
 
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Might've been posted already but pig had himself another normal one yesterday...


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3 day update on my delve, now around page 1100 of the thread. Pringle cans John is dead (RIP to a real one) we got the introduction of ''torque wheeler'' and the fucking fat turd fucked up his fence. Pay quasi is holding at 45k, and knowing he will reach 60k i wonder what else did he fuck up.

This journey is making me really, really hate the fat pig. I understood that he was a mentally defective, but never before had i taken the time to truly absorb how fucking RELENTLESSLY insufferable the fat prick was. Also a pedophile, seeing what count as his allies like weimar and the radio host. Anabelle dodged a bullet
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
3 day update on my delve, now around page 1100 of the thread. Pringle cans John is dead (RIP to a real one) we got the introduction of ''torque wheeler'' and the fucking fat turd fucked up his fence. Pay quasi is holding at 45k, and knowing he will reach 60k i wonder what else did he fuck up.

This journey is making me really, really hate the fat pig. I understood that he was a mentally defective, but never before had i taken the time to truly absorb how fucking RELENTLESSLY insufferable the fat prick was. Also a pedophile, seeing what count as his allies like weimar and the radio host. Anabelle dodged a bullet
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To be fair to the ghastly pig, is there any evidence that he himself is a pedophile?

I am absolutely not excusing him for being pedophile adjacent.
He clearly is the kind of man who would happily kidnap a child to sell or gift to a pedo in exchange for favors and a writing career leg up.

But…..I don’t think he is a child abuser himself. He kills children for food. Not for sexual pleasure.
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
3 day update on my delve, now around page 1100 of the thread. Pringle cans John is dead (RIP to a real one) we got the introduction of ''torque wheeler'' and the fucking fat turd fucked up his fence. Pay quasi is holding at 45k, and knowing he will reach 60k i wonder what else did he fuck up.

This journey is making me really, really hate the fat pig. I understood that he was a mentally defective, but never before had i taken the time to truly absorb how fucking RELENTLESSLY insufferable the fat prick was. Also a pedophile, seeing what count as his allies like weimar and the radio host. Anabelle dodged a bullet
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Patrick is almost unique among lolcows in that he literally never takes a day off from being hateable. I've known of him from the beginning when he was discovered on the old ona subreddit in late 2018 and I can truly say he is the most hateable human being I have ever known of. The more you learn about him, the more detestable he becomes; and there's always fucking new shit to learn about him.

Also he's fat. Extraordinarily so.
 
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MilkThePig said:
Patrick is almost unique among lolcows in that he literally never takes a day off from being hateable. I've known of him from the beginning when he was discovered on the old ona subreddit in late 2018 and I can truly say he is the most hateable human being I have ever known of. The more you learn about him, the more detestable he becomes; and there's always fucking new shit to learn about him.

Also he's fat. Extraordinarily so.
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Also one can make horribly dark jokes at his expense.

With the fact that most of these dark jokes are genuinely not far from the truth.

(ok maybe he doesn’t actually kidnap and turn black children into pepperoni, but there is an above average chance he murdered Trammel.)
 
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Troon_Patrol said:
His daughter is 12 years old? That's right about he age where kids google their parents names out of curiosity. Imagine growing up without a dad and you google your father only to find out he has absolutely no excuse to not be in your life. He's not off fighting some war overseas or being a doctor in a 3rd world country, he's just some fat unemployed loser living off his mother in law, within driving distance and he never comes to see you. That poor girl is going to turn our more fucked up than Jackie did.
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Disagree. Sometimes people are just fine without a biological parent if they have a good support system. It can mean you'll be less likely to go to or complete college, but it doesn't have to. She is 100% better off without him, blameless, and likely has a pretty smart mom who loves her a lot. I think she will be just fine.
 
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JustStopDude said:
How does Patrick not realize he just told all those random politicians, the FBI, CIA, etc to enjoy prison?
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@Hillary Clinton “enjoy prison” is probably the first “conservative” I’ve ever seen him write.

Fatrick is unique amongst cows that ALL he has is his dislikeability. Most non-horror cows are somewhat lovable in their antics eventually, because it’s just so ridiculously embarrassing.

Not Fats. He has pride in being a complete and utter unlikable asshole 28/8/366.
 
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