Katherine Lorelei / Philip Alexander Sisson / Kat the Sage / @Sage_Lukahn / u/SageLukahn - LFJ's Executive Assistant, Domestic Abuser, and faux Trans Woman of Color.

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He'd have to leave his comfy BlueScat/Twitter echo chamber in order to do that.
Wouldn't have to leave twitter though since there are plenty of /pol/tards there, statue pfps, and similar creatures. They're also incredibly easy to fuck with, but something tell me even retarded internet Nazis would make this specimen run screaming.
 
I took a break for a couple weeks, but I haven't forgotten about this thread. Sometime this week I'll check out what Philip's been up to recently. Until then, here's some old content that can hopefully be worked into the OP whenever it's convenient:
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Lol, this Okie's delusional even by troon standards. It's hilariously pathetic watching him try to forcememe himself as some sort of crusader for trans rights everywhere by bringing up that WaPo article every chance he gets.

I look forward to his dreams of moving to DC and saving the world from nazis slowly wither away as his GoFundMe peters out completely.

EDIT: Alexandria Leal, the member of Liz Fong-Jones' tranny polycule who works for Fastly (and has his own thread here), signal boosts Kat's GoFundMe for his planned move to DC.
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Seems fairly normal on the surface... but the wording of some of the tweets suggests drama behind the scenes:
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What to make of this? Not exactly the most enthusiastic endorsement I've ever heard. Is Alex feeling a bit salty that Kat got featured in the WaPo article and he didn't? And what about the "You do not have to like her. You do not have to agree with her on everything" tweet? Sounds like there may have been some discord amongst the members of operation #EndKiwiFarms. 🤔🤔🤔
 
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I guarentee this person has never seen an actual Neo-Nazi, even online.

Meanwhile we have threads on plenty, including an entire subforum for America First.
He'd have to leave his comfy BlueScat/Twitter echo chamber in order to do that.
Or leave his house, but he can't do that since he is to scared to see his ex.

Philip Sisson is from Norman, Oklahoma a college town just north of Oklahoma City,
Correction in the OP, Norman is south of OKC and is the home of the University of Oklahoma. Stillwater is where Oklahoma State University is and it is to the north.

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Lol, this Okie's delusional even by troon standards. It's hilariously pathetic watching him try to forcememe himself as some sort of crusader for trans rights everywhere by bringing up that WaPo article every chance he gets.

I look forward to his dreams of moving to DC and saving the world from nazis slowly wither away as his GoFundMe peters out completely.

EDIT: Alexandria Leal, the member of Liz Fong-Jones' tranny polycule who works for Fastly (and has his own thread here), signal boosts Kat's GoFundMe for his planned move to DC.
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Seems fairly normal on the surface... but the wording of some of the tweets suggests drama behind the scenes:
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What to make of this? Not exactly the most enthusiastic endorsement I've ever heard. Is Alex feeling a bit salty that Kat got featured in the WaPo article and he didn't? And what about the "You do not have to like her. You do not have to agree with her on everything" tweet? Sounds like there may have been some discord amongst the members of operation #EndKiwiFarms. 🤔🤔🤔
I wonder why they are promoting this guy so hard. He is so embarrassing, they gotta see how he only makes them look worse. Yet they still kiss his ass.
 
I wonder why they are promoting this guy so hard. He is so embarrassing, they gotta see how he only makes them look worse. Yet they still kiss his ass.
Trying to present a united front against the TERFs and transphobes, I imagine. Though it seems like cracks are starting to form in the facade -- which is to be expected, since troons are unstable drama queens that turn on each other at the drop of a hat, as we've already seen from the disintegration of the Tranch.
 
Lol, this Okie's delusional even by troon standards. It's hilariously pathetic watching him try to forcememe himself as some sort of crusader for trans rights everywhere by bringing up that WaPo article every chance he gets.

I look forward to his dreams of moving to DC and saving the world from nazis slowly wither away as his GoFundMe peters out completely.

EDIT: Alexandria Leal, the member of Liz Fong-Jones' tranny polycule who works for Fastly (and has his own thread here), signal boosts Kat's GoFundMe for his planned move to DC.
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Seems fairly normal on the surface... but the wording of some of the tweets suggests drama behind the scenes:
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What to make of this? Not exactly the most enthusiastic endorsement I've ever heard. Is Alex feeling a bit salty that Kat got featured in the WaPo article and he didn't? And what about the "You do not have to like her. You do not have to agree with her on everything" tweet? Sounds like there may have been some discord amongst the members of operation #EndKiwiFarms. 🤔🤔🤔
This is fantastic. So Phil's gotten two whole troon cabal endorsements and the second one reads the way current Democratic endorsements of Biden sound :story:
 
What a horrific looking man this dude is.
Made by the talented @Shush:
I'm always amazed how these profoundly autistic men take the same selfie over and over. You could have just taken one, dude.

and has his own thread here
It's one of my favorites, because I started it myself.


Fun fact, the "Desert Fox" he used to use in his usernames at the time is almost certainly a reference to prominent Nazi General Erwin Rommel.

I guess that kind of thing becomes entirely okay after you troon out.
 
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Against all odds, the realization is finally setting in that the gofundme is an utter failure.

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Another backhanded endorsement, lol.

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Apparently fantasies of becoming a D.C. lobbyist have been put on the backburner. Months of rent arrears first, saving the world later!

He also retweeted this insanely coombrained take:

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You can't get rid of the onlyfans whores! You will rue the day, Elon Musk!
 
“at this point it’s about trying to help her survive”

So you mean to tell me that No Dong-Jones, with his infinite resources for DDOS attacks, can’t chip in? He’s just going to let his “chosen sister” die alone? I am shocked and totally did not see this coming 🙄

Also I really need to know how he’s managed to “rub people the wrong way”, besides being a grotesque narcissistic ogre. That describes 90% of these people, so it has to be something else.
 
“at this point it’s about trying to help her survive”

So you mean to tell me that No Dong-Jones, with his infinite resources for DDOS attacks, can’t chip in? He’s just going to let his “chosen sister” die alone? I am shocked and totally did not see this coming 🙄

Also I really need to know how he’s managed to “rub people the wrong way”, besides being a grotesque narcissistic ogre. That describes 90% of these people, so it has to be something else.
Most of the AGP Troons are incredibly narcissistic, and as such get narc injuries really easily. It's why for all their bluster about being stronger than cis people and being the face of the future and shit they cannot handle any sort of criticism and why their spaces are all ridiculous hugboxes with trigger warnings and all that.

I think it is about his self-aggrandizement. I'm guessing some of the trannies he tweeted at about being a real superhero(in) are also doing super special important activist work too and he didn't kiss the ring.

For all the Troon/"Progressive" messaging about inclusion and understanding and embracing those whom society has cast out they're really ruthless and cruel if you don't follow their unwritten rules to a T. Phil doesn't fit their mould and on top of that, he's old, ugly, has no teeth.

They don't want him in their movement, but they won't say that directly. Instead they'll starve him of attention and gibs until he acks and they can blame Kiwi Farms and make him a posthumous trans martyr. Dead men tell no tales and such; He's worth way more to them dead than alive.

I don't have a bluesky so I don't know how it works - can you search usernames like on Twitter to see what people are saying about him? It's rare that this kind of drama plays out entirely in DMs and discord (although I'd pay good hard shekels to see what they've said about him in that Keffels/Tony Reed/Chelsea Manning/etc discord group. I bet it's meaner than anything we have said here.)

ETA: Phil, here's a suggestion for your money issues: cut your ratty hair, put on normal (male) clothing, and get a real job. I hear McDonalds is gonna start paying $20 an hour and I've definitely seen creepier people working at my local Maccas.
 
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I wonder if politics has anything to do with it? Phil is a(n apparently lapsed?) lolbert, and he's stated that he's not a leftist in a few tweets, which isn't that surprising for someone from Oklahoma.

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It's probably not the only reason, but I could totally envision Phil getting into autistic slapfights about politics with LFJ's Silicon Valley progressive tranny clique.
 
Just remember Phil - Elliot could literally just give you this type of money without batting an eye. He's rich and you're just a toothless low-level narcissist soon-to-be in the gutter.
Maybe the fat perverted piece of shit should have got a job instead of spending all his time trying to destroy the Internet because a website said mean things about him.
 
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