Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Poonocchio]

And one bonus pic.

"I'm not a science experiment..."
Who's gonna tell her?

 

[FAT&HARAM]

Krishna doesn’t want to shit on her baby’s head when it’s born so she is having a C-section instead.

KRISHNA has concerns about where she shits..... Yeah sure.

Also, I am very sorry you suffered through this, but I enjoyed reading it.

They need to keep reminding themselves about their genderwoo in order to stay dissociated from their body and/or true self, which is bad and must be hidden or destroyed.

I reviewed a resume today where the gender retard put her pronouns as She/They. Rejected.

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Coolest thing Pitbull has done since he did that show at a shopping centre in Alaska because of 4chan.

Whatever will they do when they work with someone who has the same name? Nothing because they don't work, sorry I assumed this was a productive member of society by accident.

I've seen the lipstick lesbian flag called a terf flag before. I think it's actually fallen out of a favor because of it.

Is this because Posie Parker uses it quite a bit?
I must buy many flags like that to add to my Harry Potter shrine.

You know speaking of TERF Queen, I kinda like this video about the "controversial" things she said.

 

[AssignedEva]

All of her "comedy" comes in the shape of traumadumping on the audience and almost breaking into tears because of the sexual abuse she went through. She talks to the audience as if each and every one of them are her abusers. I don't think I laughed a single time and I watched the entire special, like a good little TQ++ drone, because there's nothing funny or valuable in howling out your trauma like it's a reverse of that one communist circle of punishment (I forget the name, I'm a retard).

The real issue with her special Nanette was that it was a bait-and-switch. For example, she tells a story near the start of it about being mistaken for a man at a bus stop and the ridiculousness of the situation that ensued;

The pub had closed, it was the last bus home, and I was waiting at the bus stop. And I was talking to a girl, and… you know, you could say flirting. I don’t know. And… out of nowhere, he just comes up and starts shoving me, going, “Fuck off, you fucking faggot!” And he goes, “Keep away from my girlfriend, you fucking freak!” And she’s just stepped in, going, “Whoa, stop it! It’s a girl!” And he’s gone, “Oh, sorry.” He said, “Oh, I’m so sorry. I don’t hit women,” he said. What a guy! “I don’t hit women.” How about you don’t hit anyone? Good rule of thumb. And he goes, “Sorry, I got confused. I thought you were a fucking faggot… trying to crack on to my girlfriend.” Now I understand I have a responsibility to help lead people out of ignorance at every opportunity I can, but I left him there, people. Safety first.

It's a bit trauma dumpy but it's worked into the context of a sort of vague observational humour, like "if he thought I was a gay man, why did he think a gay man would be hitting on his girlfriend?". The problem is later in the show she expands on it:

Do you remember that story about that young man who almost beat me up? It was a very funny story. It was very funny, I made a lot of people laugh about his ignorance, and the reason I could do that is because I’m very good at this job. I actually am pretty good at controlling the tension. And I know how to balance that to get the laugh at the right place. But in order to balance the tension in the room with that story, I couldn’t tell that story as it actually happened. Because I couldn’t tell the part of the story where that man realized his mistake. And he came back. And he said, “Oh, no, I get it. You’re a lady faggot. I’m allowed to beat the shit out of you,” and he did! He beat the shit out of me and nobody stopped him. And I didn’t… report that to the police, and I did not take myself to hospital, and I should have. And you know why I didn’t? It’s because I thought that was all I was worth. And that is what happens when you soak one child in shame and give permission to another to hate. And that was not homophobia, pure and simple, people. That was gendered. If I’d been feminine, that would not have happened. I am incorrectly female. I am incorrect, and that is a punishable offense. And this tension, it’s yours. I am not helping you anymore. You need to learn what this feels like because this… this tension is what not-normals carry inside of them all of the time because it is dangerous to be different! To the men… to the men in the room, I speak to you now, particularly the white men, especially the straight white men. Pull your fucking socks up! How humiliating! Fashion advice from a lesbian. That is your last joke.

The tone is reframed to "How dare you have laughed at this incredibly traumatic event that happened to me", when obviously the audience were being presented with a comedic story and were not told the second part of it.

And then basically she explains that she wants to express her stories about misogyny and homophobia and have them listened to, and she can't do that in a comedic way, and LGBT people should not do self deprecating humour because they're demeaning themselves to make straight people listen to them but they're already marginalised etc etc. It was not a comedy show and wasn't intended to be a comedy show, it was a lecture disguised as a comedy show in the hopes it'd trick people into watching it (rather than this latest comedy show which is a bunch of lectures attempting to be a comedy show). She also said she was quitting comedy, so it's unfortunate to see she hasn't.

 

[Vi0l3t]

A pooner's heroic tale of retrieving a pet rabbit from a scary, dangerous TERF house
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"A crime scene" if she found out lmfao. Which terfs are out killing these big hulking men? Literally nothing happened. He got his rabbit back because he obviously cant keep track of his pets luckily the big mean terf can. I love how scared these men pretend to be around women.

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Such womanly talk.

 

[Terffals]

God, I remember suffering through Nanette back when I was in the gender cult. Beginning of the end for me. Thinking, the fuck is this sanctimonious bitch, who the fuck do you think your audience is? Who thought the oppression stack was a good topic for stand-up?

She also said she was quitting comedy, so it's unfortunate to see she hasn't.

She’s quit performing comedy. We are, however, still laughing at her.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

What I’m mostly getting from this is that trans and nonbinary comedians can’t get an audience because all they ever talk about is being trans and nonbinary.

Troons need to realise that being trans is not that interesting and everything that needs to be said about the trans experience has already been said.

but they have nothing else going on and live in a circle jerk and virtual reality where peopel think theyre valid because they have this fetish

 

[Pill Cosby]

I think this thread is heckin’ wholesome

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

No matter how much I transition I'm never going to hit that egirl aesthetic

Again this incel shit born out of sleepless nights of jerking off to some ticktok girl they have no chance of fucking. It's always about being a "GURL".

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

Again this incel shit born out of sleepless nights of jerking off to some ticktok girl they have no chance of fucking. It's always about being a "GURL".

man, it such a weird thing. im a recovering sex and porn addict. i got psyopped young, probably a combination of factors, the internet, no positive female presense in my life, whatever

but it freaks me the fuck out how unscathed i was. yeah, i was a coomer, but i never got so deep into that i thought i was a girl or wanted to be a girl.

its about perspective i guess...yeah i got shot in the arm, but these dudes got shot 2wice, you know?

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Agoraphobia added to the mix.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/179bg7v/anyone_else_barely_leaving_the_house_because_of/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/vPxAF

Not just that one guy.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I am not sure where eks this belong but since the thread name seems to be named after this account, or at least could be named after him, the twitter account @validls was suspended.

Edit: @Blackstar, the ban was lifted.

 

[PetiteFeet]

This is she. Apparently a year or so on T. I feel like she is just a troll, she has had some drama over in ftm lol. Them mean girls gang up on me | Is this sub going to be okay?

How can they not see how ridiculous they are? "A young man asking if he's still a man for wearing lipstick?" "What is considered manly"
Just be your-fucking-selves god damnit. Embrace that you are autistic as fuck and that's why you don't feel "feminine" or "masculine". Just be you.
Christ on a cracker..

 

[Blackstar]

I am not sure where eks this belong but since the thread name seems to be named after this account, or at least could be named after him, the twitter account @validls was suspended.
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lol nope

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

I’m just as confused as these idiots. I have no idea what they’re trying to ask in some of these lgbsirbddemisexualhumanfemrat label bullshit questions

I wish I was a lesbian even though I am a lesbian??? Typical pooner shit, autism, selfharmer, pretty girly notes.


This user has a lot of questions. Also autistic.


How do I make a flag for my new bullshit label


I’m a girl larping as a boy who likes to be a girl..???
A story that totally happened. Also poor doc who had to see her mutant clit.

Totes euphoric. My vagina is atrophying and my clit is enlarged. But totally huge dick bro. Congrats.

Earlier history is great too.
I’m not a man, I’m just me

“I'd honestly say it was worse than being binary because at least as a binary trans person you're seen as something, when you're enby you're seen as non-existent.”

Turns out my gestures are neither masc or femme but simply autistic
I mean, she got that right.

She wondered if she should wait for an official autism diagnosis in case it affects her ability to get surgeries.
Does autism gatekeep you from getting bottom surgery?
Mixed answers. Some say yes and she should lie or wait until the surgery before being diagnosed.



Okay that’s enough of this pooner for now.

 

[BlackKray ︻デ┳═ー]

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Yup just was thinking of this one, glad to see Macon Horner posted here. Disgusting wincest shipper and tumblr tranny

 

[a hapless toad]

Is this because Posie Parker uses it quite a bit?
I must buy many flags like that to add to my Harry Potter shrine.

If you believe troon-infested Wikipedia, it's supposedly because the lesbian who created it is a transphobic racist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipstick_lesbian#Flag_controversy

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

I’m just as confused as these idiots. I have no idea what they’re trying to ask in some of these lgbsirbddemisexualhumanfemrat label bullshit questions

I wish I was a lesbian even though I am a lesbian??? Typical pooner shit, autism, selfharmer, pretty girly notes.
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This user has a lot of questions. Also autistic.
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How do I make a flag for my new bullshit label

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I’m a girl larping as a boy who likes to be a girl..???
A story that totally happened. Also poor doc who had to see her mutant clit.
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Totes euphoric. My vagina is atrophying and my clit is enlarged. But totally huge dick bro. Congrats.

Earlier history is great too.
I’m not a man, I’m just me
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“I'd honestly say it was worse than being binary because at least as a binary trans person you're seen as something, when you're enby you're seen as non-existent.”
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Turns out my gestures are neither masc or femme but simply autistic
I mean, she got that right.

She wondered if she should wait for an official autism diagnosis in case it affects her ability to get surgeries.
Does autism gatekeep you from getting bottom surgery?
Mixed answers. Some say yes and she should lie or wait until the surgery before being diagnosed.
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Okay that’s enough of this pooner for now.

this is all witchcraft shit. these made up words theyve created ("trans", "TERF", etc) are spells and incantations

 

[Tragi-Chan]

God, I remember suffering through Nanette back when I was in the gender cult. Beginning of the end for me. Thinking, the fuck is this sanctimonious bitch, who the fuck do you think your audience is? Who thought the oppression stack was a good topic for stand-up?

So her complaint is that in the one artistic medium whose sole function is being funny, people don’t like it when she isn’t being funny? Then write a book or a play or a concept album or literally anything other than a stand-up routine.

She wondered if she should wait for an official autism diagnosis in case it affects her ability to get surgeries.
Does autism gatekeep you from getting bottom surgery?
Mixed answers. Some say yes and she should lie or wait until the surgery before being diagnosed.



Okay that’s enough of this pooner for now.

This genuinely bums me out. “I could have a condition that explains my identity issues, should I get it diagnosed?” “Yes, but only after the irreversible damage of hormones and surgery.”

 

[2 braincells]

Thread tax and first time poster, long time lurker:
mobile fag so apologies in advance.

https://reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/s/A6lUsGON8Q

GhostArchive: (hopefully doing it correctly) https://old.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/179bkg5/no_picture_just_joy/

Short scroll through their profile reveals the hunt for “IRL sissies”. not shocking they use fetlife like all the other degenerates.

Ghost archive: https://old.reddit.com/r/Sissy/comments/w5hyv8/where_to_find_sissies_irl/
Link: https://reddit.com/r/Sissy/s/5gnb6CBObu

Also comments on a reddit thread for autistic women often wow

 

[batteredpancakes]

This self-absorbed "stealth" TiF u/ActuaryGrouchy8095

decided to go shirtless at a beach. Gets stared and laughed at. A Mother with children calls her out for being shirtless.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Had a rather bad experiance w a transphobic Karen On my way back to my car while at the beach also my moms reaction was just horrible 😭

So this experience happened about two weeks ago. I was out visiting my parents (yes I know I shouldn't bc they don't try nor care but at this point idc I'm visiting them bc my nephew lives w them so screw them.) anywho, I was at the beach w my transphobic mom and my nephew who is seven years old. we were walking along the beach, I took my shirt off and proceeded to walk along the sand and not care what other people thought. I got off looks, stared and a few laughs but nothing actually said to me. Well that was until I got up the stairs and was washing my feet off before heading to my car to go home.

Cue me walking to go hose my feet off, (I was shirtless the whole time) and in the middle of this I hear three little kids laughing. Didn't think anything of it bc whatever. Until one of them pointed at me and started laughing. I assumed they were laughing at something behind me. Nope. Until I heard one kid say what's wrong with their chest, the other one laughed then the other kid (kid #2) said something like that looks awful. I don't remember what kid 3 said but then I heard a woman and just ignored them. Cue Karen walking up to said kids, said kids pointed at me and started laughing. Karen walks over and told me directly to my face I was making her children uncomfortable as well as herself and I needed to put a shirt on.

I was like: im sorry what?

Karen: put a shirt on your making me and my kids uncomfortable.

I looked at her then I looked at my chest and back at her. I told her I wouldn't be putting on a shirt, and I had every right to walk around shirtless and if her and her three little shithead kids had an issue then maybe they shouldn't have said anything. Well this went on for a few minutes and I told her she shouldn't have said anything, and if she really was that uncomfortable she could have left.

I flipped her off , and walked to my car fuming along the way. I ended up putting my shirt on because I was cold. Told my mom about this when we got home (she wasn't their when this incident occurred so I had to do this myself) she basically told me : I'm overreacting and it's no big deal. Why do I always have to pick fights with people? And I need to stop being angry.

She said more but that's all I remember. I was mad bc I spent 6 fucking grand to be able to walk around shirtless as well as relieve some dysphoria. Well my results are awful two years later down the road I stared hating my chest and still do. I had DI back in 2020. Surgeon screwed up so now I have dog tags and have had them for the last two years, as well as left side scarred pretty bad w a keloid. As well as nerve damage on the left side as well and a little nerve damage on my right side.

Basically: what my mom said and how she said it wasn't ok. She informed me that if she were me she wouldn't walk around shirtless either as my surgeon did a rather shitty job. (Trying to get the ball rolling on getting a revision done so I can be more confident) I was also mad at her because she said she was on the woman's side (not being their herself to witness this) I just looked at her in utter shock and disbelief. I was also mad at the Karen for even saying anything let alone her three little shits who were making fun of me and took a photo when I wasn't looking

I rarely take my shirt off as it is bc I really hate my results. I'm super self conscious and insecure af when shirtless. he doesn't do revisions. But the lady had no right to say the things she did as they were very hurtful she proceeded to tell me I'm a freak ect.

Tldr: met a transphobic Karen on my way back from the beach who said I needed to put a shirt on because I was making her and her kids uncomfortable. My mom was on Karen's side

Please send good vibes I've recovered from this but it still hurt

This girl really boils my blood. She comes off as super narcissistic and immature in her writing. She's 30 but sounds like a young teen. I'd hate to deal with her in real life.