More post-jail sightings megathread

[Axiom.]

Damn, this new Heavens's Gate video for iFunny is sure something, aint it?

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Some idiot just spent $200 on a commission from his etsy store.

That's less idiotic than paying his bail

 

[King George III]

The production value seems too high for this to have been made by Chris alone.

 

[Kayfabe]

What kind of camera/audio fuckup is this?

 

[Alex Krycek]

What Juggernaut of Therapists could fix Chris?

I never implied the therapist wouldn’t need therapy afterwards themselves.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

WAIT A minute. He didn't start with "Captain's Log. [Date]". This is not Chris, fake!

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

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this is a pretty damn good ratio, all things considered

https://jabrek.net/dislike-en/?url=https://youtu.be/Dug75NnyLPQ

2071/(615+2071) * 100% = 77.1%

77.1% of the first 2686 people to give a like or dislike, gave a Like to a utterly shoddy ear splitting music from a LITERAL MOTHERFUCKER

Maybe Chomo Joe and Kamala the Heaux are getting more votes in 2024 than I thought? This is fucking disturbing

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

I never implied the therapist wouldn’t need therapy afterwards themselves.

Infinite therapy glitch

 

[30+GameOvers]

If you showed someone who knew nothing about Chris this video, they'd assume it was a Tim & Eric sketch,

To be fair, you could say this about a lot of things in this clown world. I know that if you showed me this video years ago, right as the Tomgirl saga started, I would not be surprised in the slightest, just shocked how much more fat and ugly he has gotten.

 

[draggs]

Infinite therapy glitch

Maybe the real merge is the infinite therapy glitch Chris made along the way

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Autism. Autism never changes.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

I wish the universe where Chris is a normal person would merge with our universe right about now

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

August 1st, 2021: Chris Chan is arrested
August 1st-15th, 2021: The Fall of Kabul and US withdrawal from Afghanistan
February 24th, 2022: Chris Chan turns 40 years old in jail
February 24th, 2022: The Russian invasion of Ukraine
March 27th, 2023: Chris Chan is released from jail (on the start of International Autism Awareness Week)
March 27th, 2023: Transgender mass shooter targets a elementary school in Nashville
August 8th, 2023: Chris Chan has his final hearing
August 8th, 2023: The deadliest wildfire in US history hits Hawaii killing 1300
August 24th, 2023: 45th President of the United States Donald J Trump is arrested for the 4th time, returns to Twitter
August 24th, 2023: Chris Chan returns to the Internet
October 4th: 2023: Hamas begins an attack on Israel
October 4th: 2023: Chris Chan is photographed with his lover for the second time

October 15th: TBD

So...what's going to happen in the world now that it has been blighted by this video, October 16, 2023?

 

[Manimal House]

This video is edited disturbingly well for Chris's usual amount of effort. Maybe the new galpal is helping him?

Could be, though the whole thing just looks like a really fucked up "Haha, I got out of jail, nothing can stop me, I win" type of statement. Better quality than anything he's done, but still reeks of schizo-tism. Could be anyone.

Fucking hell it's like the retard never even left. The us justice system and mental health care system has failed big time.

Having any faith that a prison cell could help him after everything that has happened is pretty optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised if the system worked to get him back out on the streets quicker than usual because they REALLY didn't want to deal with him and I wouldn't blame them.

is Chris getting better?

I'm of the persuasion that the Sonichu demon has decoupled from Chris and latched onto Nick Rekieta as of this past week, so things are looking up for him (but not by much).

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

So...what's going to happen in the world now that it has been blighted by this video, October 16, 2023?

The dimensional merge will save Gaza from being bombified

 

[The Man With No Name]

I wish the universe where Chris is a normal person would merge with our universe right about now

Please slow your fucking posting down, you do not need to post 5 times per page, faggot. Have a complete thought and write it down before sharing it.

 

[King Metalia]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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Israel and Palestine go to war and Our Lord and Savior returns. What a time to be alive.

 

[Lum_Invader]

oh nah this nigger is gonna get right back to it huh?
There's enough retards that would actually fund him.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Some idiot just spent $200 on a commission from his etsy store.

We are doomed as a species.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

...and so the Genosamuel documentary will continue on...

Chris will never stop till the day he dies. at this point.