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I don’t know if it’s already been pointed out but when he’s dancing you can see him look at and say something to someone off camera before he does his curse-ye-ha, meaning he at least had help with the filming, and the context of that implies to me there’s some ween influencing him here again. Does Chris even do the curse-ye-ha anymore outside of someone asking him to do it?
 
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bango skank said:
I don’t know if it’s already been pointed out but when he’s dancing you can see him look at and say something to someone off camera before he does his curse-ye-ha, meaning he at least had help with the filming, and the context of that implies to me there’s some ween influencing him here again. Does Chris even do the curse-ye-ha anymore outside of someone asking him to do it?
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Pretty sure it's caden.

The etsy store picture has Chris with a wrinkly green screen.

And the etsy store is linked even though he doesn't mention it in the video.
 
bango skank said:
I don’t know if it’s already been pointed out but when he’s dancing you can see him look at and say something to someone off camera before he does his curse-ye-ha, meaning he at least had help with the filming, and the context of that implies to me there’s some ween influencing him here again. Does Chris even do the curse-ye-ha anymore outside of someone asking him to do it?
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Oh, there is no doubt that someone(s) helped Chris with that video. Chris is way too lazy and stupid to do everything involved in making something like that. The production unironically has a "Slobwave" feel to it for me...
 
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Well that was retarded.

Mr. Manchester said:
So according to the description, "The worst of toxic sinners are left behind and gone; now we redeem the remainder of the minority who remain."

I mean we did get back on kiwifarms.net not too long ago and I'm pretty sure everyone is still alive. That must have been the merge. We were the good guys all along!
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The Power of our collective Autism has once again saved us!
 
Welp, here we are. CWC is back.

If Chris's "Jesus" and Null is Judas, who's Satan and the Anti-Christ?
 
There is something horrifically poetic in the fact that Chris increasingly resembles Barb as his body deteriorates. I remember being one of the suckers who thought jail would help him get skinnier, how wrong I was, especially now that he's clearly on something
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In the description of the newest video amongst rambling there is a line:

"I have been taught to use more advanced programs for video editing and then some."
 
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I wonder who Chris' controllers are now. Praetor is obviously a part of it. Whoever they are they've done a great job getting Chris to stay quiet for longer than anyone would have guessed. Will this discipline continue? I don't think we'll ever really get an unfiltered Chris again. There'll always be some Discord cabal. Praetor at least seem more competent and less gay than the Watchmen.

I read the banality that was the Anaxis Manifesto recently. It baffles me that so many people waste their time in Discord dramas just to wrangle Chris. At least Praetor makes a bit of money off him and are able to keep a tight ship without leaks or any drama coming to light.
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Chris is finally getting his dream of a cult off the ground! He even has real handlers! This is probably even worse than Idea Guys because the new Discord cabal probably has physical access to Chris. If he's not back at BC14 and he's under the direct control of handlers his life just took a bad, but probably predictable, turn. Chris seems like he might be under the influence of drugs, which in combination of enabling his delusions, is probably a really easy way to control him. The whole editing of the video reeks of millennial troon garbage and the Etsy store shows that there's renewed interest in getting money off of his notoriety. The medallions aren't even made by him. When are we going to start getting trash mass produced by Discord troon sold as original Chris work? Get ready for the next few years of nothing but a Discord cabal controlling him with drugs and sucking as much money as they can out of him until popular interest wanes again.
 
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I hope his video gets flagged and taken down.

But he is Jesus so he'll probably just resurrect it.

Not sure I'd say this so much a comeback as it is Chris taunting us that he got out.

Not sure how much of a victory it is to not be accused of at least legally raping your mother.

Fuckass served time.

That's 2 years of his life gone, so something did happen but none of it had any lasting effect other than to stoke the fire of his ever insatiable ego.

Chris cares for no one but himself and no one cares about what happens to Chris. No one likes Chris. No one loves Chris. And in this timeline, for the first time, I think he finally stopped caring.

I'm not counting Cabbage because we don't know anything about her.
 
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I've never seen him wear that apple watch afaik. Looks like the tugboats rolling in with horns blaring. One thing I'm confused about, he made a comment about being out of Virginia, yet his twitter posts are clearly from his room in Branchland Court.
 
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