Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Big moth tiddies]

Others have noted this but it bears repeating - I find it confusing but hilarious that you have to pay for free spins.

That's how far gone these people are. Obvious things like that no longer ring alarm bells to them. He's also guaranteed to be oblivious to his mannerisms that you can set a clock to.

Jumps into keno
"Not going below 30/20/15/etc."
He will almost certainly burn it all, much less go "below" those numbers.

Losing
"My life sucks. I hate my life. Fuck my life."

He doesn't even think before saying these things. They might as well be triggered by a secondary cluster of nerves like those that make a cockroach run so that it bypasses the brain altogether. If number goes down, immediately whine and utter these words.

It's good to have a truly despicable lolcow that isn't a pedo, a tranny (which is also a pedo) or Ralph once again.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

The RTP's listed for the slots by the slot provider are including rolling onto the features from time to time. They don't provide a specific RTP for the feature itself, so we don't even know how much features pay out on average. The features also have added benefits like multipliers that stick.

It's retarded to think you will make more money by buying them when the slot provider expects you to just roll into them. It's hilarious tho that retards like Austin think they will get rich by buying these features/free spins.

Buying the feature seems to gimp your potential payout as well. On a 10 cent spin if the slot has a max payout of 20000x you can win $2000. If buying the feature costs $20 you've lowered your max win amount to 100x. The house always wins lol

 

[KaBob]

Was talking with a homeless amputee today who was begging on the street, I asked him if he'd heard of bossmanjack and to my surprise he did. I asked him if he had ever juiced him before and he said no. I told him how selfish he was, he had a big coat and a shoe and he couldn't even give one measly dollar, he couldn't even lift a pinky.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Was talking with a homeless amputee today who was begging on the street, I asked him if he'd heard of bossmanjack and to my surprise he did. I asked him if he had ever juiced him before and he said no. I told him how selfish he was, he had a big coat and a shoe and he couldn't even give one measly dollar, he couldn't even lift a pinky.

What a rat!!

I hope you fucked the dog shit out of his mom, dude.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Having some form of schedule would be a good start. Offering bonuses for subscribers (on big hits he could do giveaways but you have to be a subscriber to be eligible.) He gets (or got ) $3k a month from subscribers, that's decent for a guy who is just turning on a camera and gambling at 3am, sometimes for 20 minutes at a time. He should be focused more on viewership and subscriptions and the stream itself and less on just hoping to get a massive jackpot while the camera happens to be on.

See, the problem is, those are livestreamers who gamble. Jacks a gambler who livestreams.

It’s like a chef who happens to stream. “Okay guys, I’ll be honest I’m kinda shot, I’m gonna dump this stir fry meat on the grill and just kinda eat it piece by piece”

 

[ScurvyRat]

View attachment 5406436
Pixar has really outdone themselves with this one.

I don't want to shit up the thread with these AI images, so I have been refining the movie poster.

I think this is about the best I can do.

 

[MadStan]

The RTP's listed for the slots by the slot provider are including rolling onto the features from time to time. They don't provide a specific RTP for the feature itself, so we don't even know how much features pay out on average. The features also have added benefits like multipliers that stick.

It's retarded to think you will make more money by buying them when the slot provider expects you to just roll into them. It's hilarious tho that retards like Austin think they will get rich by buying these features/free spins.

It’s not so much the logic of buying the feature; it’s the high of having a set of spins that might yield a big payout. Payouts usually only happen on features so there is a predisposition to believe you are only going to get big if you play the feature. Even though the odds say it’s the same, mentally you are “now in it to win it”.

Gambling isn’t a game for the logical.

 

[RAT Team Six]

He went live with $90 and proceeded to lose it all on Keno in 7 minutes. That's the stream, guys. He hates his life. He has no money.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

He went live with $90 and proceeded to lose it all on Keno in 7 minutes. That's the stream, guys. He hates his life. He has no money.

How the fuck are you guys even tuning into this guy. I tracked down Sims porn mod devs with nothing but a username and his CSSource high school team and so far the schedule of this broke ass wigger continues to defy all reason.

 

[RAT Team Six]

He just went live again with a $50 juicer and won $500 on slots. He then immediately called his dealer and ordered 2 ounces of his finest weed.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

How the fuck are you guys even tuning into this guy. I tracked down Sims porn mod devs with nothing but a username and his CSSource high school team and so far the schedule of this broke ass wigger continues to defy all reason.

many people keep his page opened at all times on another screen because when he goes live its often so fast Kick doesnt refresh fast enough to see him
theres a chat just for Bossman when they update when hes live
hes very hard to tune into, yes, and almost requires you keep an eye on either chat or his stream page

https://kiwifarms.st/test-chat?style=dark#15

 

[Fields Of Rye]

He just went live again with a $50 juicer and won $500 on slots. He then immediately called his dealer and ordered 2 ounces of his finest weed.

“He’s taking ze dump after waiting 30 meenutes, go live and gamble eeeeverything”.
*click.
*beep booo beep boop*
“Let heem have one”

 

[Disguised In Cognito]

Multiple 'big wins' tonight.

Austin living his best life.

Rats BTFO.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Multiple 'big wins' tonight.

Austin living his best life.

Rats BTFO.

It's all gone. Nobody lifts a finger...

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

His reaction to the $500 win on the 60c feature spin

BMJ trolled the audience into thinking he was watching a hot tub streamer after he AFK'd for ages

First trip to the Kenocoaster this stream. Absolutely insane as per usual, has a huge climb and nearly busts only to climb again. Fortunately for Bossman's lenders, he showed some restraint and stopped at 420.

Another trip on the Kenocoaster. Bossman promises broken

Third trip on the Kenocoaster because he literally cannot get enough of this shit. He details his cunning plan to win big on Keno and loses it all

Bossman ain't heard no fucking bell! Fourth trip and this time he will win!

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

View attachment 5417992
I was just asking bing about chanced and runebet without mentioning bossman at all, so point 4 caught me by surprise.

Woah, that is incredibly fascinating. What query did you use to bring up this result?

 

[nut butter]

He details his cunning plan to win big on Keno and loses it all

lmao, his plan was literally just losing 40 coins and then switching to slots?! How does not losing money derail a plan to win money that bad!

 

[Barsik]

Austin was just talking about disposable vapes with screens on them. Are those real? Wtf is all this e-waste garbage

 

[Disguised In Cognito]

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Every time I listen to those clips I can't help but imagine bossman mom and bossman dad a few feet away in their rooms, just lying in bed in the dark, ramrod straight, listening to the howler monkey they raised going through his nightly break down.