Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
I am now positive that the sonichu demon is actually Legion.
With each victim, a piece is stored away and it becomes part of the whole. They are many. They are indeed Legion.
Here, in it's latest victim, an individual formerly known as Nicholas Rekieta, we see the manifestation of both CWC and Ralphamale, both former hosts of Legion.
Sadly, there's no cure possible, since the demon was smart enough to possess a jew, so crosses and holy water are ineffective. It all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a meme laywer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
 
He also talked about trust hiding your information. He said his information is only out there from his trust because he paid a bill with a cheque once.
Wait wait wait. So, right after saying on the show that he does not have a trust fund, he then admitted it?
He's totally not seething for 30 minutes straight LMAO
This fucking moron doesn't think that Eric hasn't accounted for a 20-30% drop in sales for sequels? EVERYONE accounts for that drop! Eric's wisely hired a team that would project for that, unlike Nick whose income is likely plunging vs yo averages bc he can't get his shit together to do kindergarten admin.
Yeah, i remembered 2k too but didn't want to make the claim since I wasn't sure. Nick can't be gloating like this since if Null is still on YT, he'd be bigger than Nick :story:
I loosely tracked MATI's YT live #s and then Rumble's shortly after he was yeeted. I remember being impressed that the MATI audience made the switch.

(Unsurprising - Null recently pointed out that his following is accustomed to scrounging around the Internet to find both MATI and Kiwi.)

Nick's live numbers are obviously 2-3x that even accounting for Rumble's exaggeration. I'm not sure it matters that much, though. Null's fans are FAR more loyal atp - "sticky" to coin a marketing term. (Not to compare Monty and Josh, but Monty raised $12K - same as Nick - and seldom has more than 400 watching live. His fans clearly love him.)

Nick used to have that kind of loyalty. Not as much anymore. The YT and Rumble chats last night were fairly 'meh' considering the level of his screeching. It's almost as if fans and ex-fans alike were exhausted by him.

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So I just had to for the first time read through the entirety of Null's "nonexistent" thread to see what the big fucking deal is. I've only heard about it through other people's words, and Null himself. I'm thoroughly unimpressed by this attack. Here's what I've gathered and you can feel free to correct me if I'm missing something that makes Nick not a complete retard.

1) Null was cringe as a teenager. Wow, what a surprise. So was I. So is everyone. Your brain isn't fully developed until your mid twenties and hormones make all teenagers retarded.

2) Null thought with his dick and got involved with a chick who turned out to be a bad idea. Wow, what a surprise. So have I. I've even done that in my mid twenties to a much worse outcome.

3) Null was an asshole as a teenager. Wow really? I'm so surprised given that he still is an asshole. We all are. That's kind of the fun of internet forums. Whoever on this thread isn't an asshole can don the first Balldo.

4) He put in backdoors in his mods so he could admin himself! So shocking. Definitely not something I did myself in my WC3 maps and other shit just for fun.

5) Here's the big one. The big bad accusation. Null had the audacity, the temerity, the absolute gall to masturbate to teenagers...while being a teenager himself. I'll be honest this is the only one I can't defend. When I was 17 I was exclusively jerking off to 45 year old women, not those gross girls around my same age. Shame on you Josh.

Am I missing something that makes this entire line of attack any less retarded? I'll admit I started skim-reading about halfway through all of the petty and boring bullshit in the OP.
 
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Just curious, I haven't been a regular watcher of mati for long but what is null's average live viewer before he got yeeted off youtube? For nick to gloat this much, he has to have the way bigger viewer count to justify talking like this but he's only at 1200 average now (fuck off with your rumble numbers, nick. it's absolutely BS)
Recently, just before he got yeeted, he pulled in almost 5k, it regularly hovered between 4,200 and 4,800 by the first hour.
 
He's totally not seething for 30 minutes straight LMAO
What did Eric say that was intended to damage Nick's channel? This is like his KF thread harming his business by laughing at him. It sounds like any mention of him he takes as a declaration of war lmao.

Your buddy Dick has admitted to trying to ruin a man's business and you sit there and yuk it up with him. Then when that man says "Bro this guy is going after my business, why are you okay with this?" You shit your fucking pants and scream "Are you trying to destroy my channel?!"

This crybully shit is gay and Nick is a faggot.
 

This is interesting

1. When did people attack evs's autistic daughter?
2. "Rippaverse are essjaydubbas" yet he called kiwis racist for calling out drex sleeping with a ex's sister.
3. If you want to be left alone, stop streaming drama. You are a drama channel cosplsying as a practicing lawyer.
4. "I goT aN ChAnnEl to ProtEcT" like how Eric has a business to protect and you told him to ignore people coming to family member's gravesites.
5. "PUriTy TeSTs" evs was the king of purity testing like trying to get sjws to dox nerkish through concern trolling or nick going after hogg & legal bytes.
6. "RIpPaVeRsE is MaRvEl" yet comicsgate have removed 3 Christians because of anti pride month tweets.
 
Thanks for the heads up. I'm glad that Rekieta doesn't read his thread at all and is not affected by what anyone says here. He is not a passive aggressive non-practicing lawyer like the Karen Farms claims.
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"If you can find it these days" Nick, the .net has been live since the start of October, and it's been on the clearnet for way longer. Activity seems to be up, registrations seem to be up, people are finding it just fine.
People in this thread feel sorry for your wife because you talk so much shit about her and it's clear she's gotten work done to fit your preferred visage of her. There's also been concern over how little she seems to be making public appearances or doing things like taking care of the house/children, I mean there's not much else she has to do is there? You provide financially 100%, the least she can do is not force you to stop doing the thing that pays the bills, but instead you have to go out to get kids instead of your job. It's not a great look.
Maybe we are seething, who can say what each individual user feels, but we can certainly see when you're seething. It shows in every hours long twitter reply-guy session you have under other peoples' xeets, notably Dax's. It shows when your barely contained alcoholic rage causes a vein to bulge in your temple as you wave your whiskey glass around and give the ol' bottle-cock a lick.

Maybe all the speculation you hate so fucking much would end if you just gave receipts for every claim you want to refute. Show the hotel information from the trip to Jamaica. If it's Hedo, then it's Hedo; if it's not, then it's not.
And the bulls. My pet theory for the Romaine and Ricardo thing, held secretly because I never wanted to give it to Nick as an out, has been that while on his Hedo 2 vacation he met the bulls at the bar or some shit and got to talking. He thought their stories were interesting, swapped socials to be able to get in touch with them, and made plans to invite them onto a stream (or two if separate) to do interviews with some of the top rated employees at the "wild swinger resort in Jamaica", I can genuinely imagine them having some interesting/funny stories given how long they've worked there. But if his reason was that benign he should have just said so by now, so if he does after this I genuinely can't trust that he's being honest over just stealing it from the thread. Not talking for so long, I kinda do believe all the cuck jokes have at least a hint of truth in them.

The Drex shit, dog you gotta just own up to bad facts. We found the girl, we found the picture from when she was 13, the dude definitely took advantage of that relationship once she was a legal adult, and that's pretty skeevy. Drexel's creepshots in the gym are pretty fucking damning too, it's indefensible and you know it, that's why you haven't acknowledged that they even exist.
And on the subject of degeneracy, stop giving cretins like Riley or Vito free passes. I don't care about the legality, I care about the morality, and it is morally bankrupt for those two to behave the way they have and I feel like you know it. Morally, it's real fucking shitty for Riley to stalk around Eric's business and make plans to visit the grave of his great-grandfather. It's real shitty for a fan of Riley's to go to the grave before anyone even made jokes about doing it, the whole point was to cause Eric stress about something that, until the gay lawsuit that was instigated by a fan of Vito/Dax (or them themselves), had simply been his personal history. That sounds line-crossing to me but maybe I'm missing what makes it not.

Pull up, Nick.
Rant over. Throw me your top hats and puzzle pieces, I've more than earned them.
 
I'm sorry but I don't get the whole "adults reading comics book" thing. The only comics I read as a kid were the ones in the newspaper. I get we all have our hobbies.

I grew up in the 60's. It was the Silver Age, The comics I used to toss in the trash now sell for thousands and thousands of dollars.

They were fine and all, but I'd grown out of them by the time I was 12 or 13. I didn't know anybody who still read comics after the age of 13.

Even underground comix, which were aimed at adults, were often genuinely funny (and almost always innovative and surprising or shocking) -- you'd read one if it was around. Maybe you'd buy one at a concert to read while you were waiting for the band to come on, but I didn't know anybody who thought they were anything other than disposable ephemera.

Most people grew out of reading those once they were over 18 or so, and the whole shock of seeing titties and fucking in the comic books had worn off.

Comics gate was just full of shit is all. Even Eric almost committed this cardinal sin but he was smart to get a crew to do it like the comic companies

Is there somewhere I could read a good, relatively brief account of what Comicsgate was all about because I have no fucking clue?

Did some terrible female comic book artist bang a whole load of reviewers? Was it about 'ethics in comic books?'

I vaguely remember seeing Portly Jeremy linking a lot to Bounding into Comics stories about EVS, but none of the stories ever seemed to make any sense to me, or be about anything that I could ever remotely care about. But it appears to be such a big part of this story that I feel utterly lost whenever people mention it.
 
Am I the only one who found it weird that Nick seemed to be almost taunting Eric July because the second book sold worse than the first? Something that is extremely common in all entertainment fields, and it’s only 16% less, which is still millions of dollars.
But the way he talked, it was as if he had a more successful product, especially when he tried to pivot it to implying his YouTube channel is more popular than Eric July’s. As if that mattered at all.

Honestly last night’s entire stream came off as unhinged, petty, and extremely lacking in self-awareness.
 
God, his boozer nose is truly repulsive looking
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You know Dicks Show and Vito and Gonzalo Lira
Connor and Quinton and Sargon and Jimbo
But do you recall
The most famous of them all?

Balldo the Red-Nosed lawyer
Had a very lengthy nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the other lawyers
Used to laugh and call him gay
They never let poor Balldo
Join in any lawyer shows
 
Nick seemed to be almost taunting Eric July because the second book sold worse than the first? Something that is extremely common in all entertainment fields, and it’s only 16% less, which is still millions of dollars
Ethan Van Sciver's cyberfrog did 1.2mill and cyber frog 3 is at 545k. Rekieta's own vic kicks back gfm did around 290k and his very own gfm is at 12k. Those a big drops that he didn't acknowledge.
 
He has a personal rule to not speed when other cars are around. He doesn't break it.

Yup, that's totally how laws and physics work.

Only have to obey laws in situations where you think they make a difference.

And he speeds in the Mustang on open roads, then slams on the brakes anytime he sees a set of headlights?
 
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Then maybe Nick should heed Andrea's legal advice that "it's just a joke/that's just my opinion, man" doesn't hold up as a legal defense against declaring someone a pedo without evidence.



Hard to tell given Nick is so lazy and disingenuous. But given PG can't be seen by guest accounts, perhaps this is a reveal that Nick is reading his thread to this day as a lurker?

He has people that feed him information that expressed the most boomer understanding of tech and hysterics when Panoptes went online. Some do not even visit becuase they 'do not want [their] IP address stolen'.

I'm actually listening to the Bottle Incident stream from November '22 and in his bottle explanation video he states he reads his thread. The double speak is so stupid.
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He has since claimed he stopped reading it in the early months of 2023. He still has people sending him cherry-picked clips and captions if he does not actually read himself.

Morning thoughts after sleeping on last night's madness. There has got to be more than Internet drama with comic book fans, or does there?
  1. Just another Monday for the raging alcoholic on a year-long bender.

  2. He's grieving Josh. Don't laugh. It's like he lost a black sheep son he resented but deeply loved. He almost certainly had just read this thread before coming on air. Mocked that he was a "trust fund kid" (said he isn't). That's a fairly Kiwi-exclusive refrain. The Josh of the matter is highly personal for him.

'Trust fund child' was a refrain from the Vic saga days by the opposition.

  1. The creation of the Drex thread has irrationally gotten to him (this was wisely pointed out by @Captain Manning). The shower call/texts were always weird, even for Nick. Has Drex streamed even once since the Taylor information came out? We know Nick blames Kiwi for driving Kayla off the Internet

Drexel is slacking on getting another show together because Producer Tim used to handle all the technology. He is not smart or dedicated enough to learn.

As for Kayla, she seems to be someone who reacts very negatively to criticism. She has insulated herself very well and is emotionally unstable and incapable of handling the stresses of internet scrutiny. It is a lot of pressure for anyone, but I wager she is less capable than most to weather it.

  1. Locals sub numbers may have plunged. We're at 13-14 months after the flush of sympathy over the bans. (It's notable that on my summary of the 6/13/2022 show, he credits Locals with allowing him the financial cushion for his freeze peach. That may be disappearing.)

This would be about the time. Wait until we hit November, then I think that we can safely say that he is mostly down to the loyal base as the 1 year subs drop off... Right before his Rumble contract expires at the end of the year...

  1. Spit Balling: Rendazza may have told him to settle, or his bill came in. Bad news from Rumble about a contract renewal? Parts of LawTube or the comics crowd may have finally frozen him out?

I think Marc is happy enough to play mercenary. Nick should have enough to pay what he owes now if he hasn't blown it all frivolously. The monetary resources are just not being replenished.

LawTube has ceased to be a thing outside a few small groups. Nick and his 2-3 simps. The Korea/Australia coalition, and the Runkle continent. Everyone else has fairly split off on their own.

The vast majority of people in this thread liked and supported Rackets for years, it’s not like there’s a bunch of bad actors who suddenly joined the thread last fall to twist Josh’s perception of him.

So he admits he wishes he was being guarded.

His claim that we are trolls is incorrect and meant to cushion his ego. He should be wondering why vast swathes of his former staunch supporters are unhappy with him.
 
So I just had to for the first time read through the entirety of Null's "nonexistent" thread to see what the big fucking deal is. I've only heard about it through other people's words, and Null himself. I'm thoroughly unimpressed by this attack. Here's what I've gathered and you can feel free to correct me if I'm missing something that makes Nick not a complete retard.

1) Null was cringe as a teenager. Wow, what a surprise. So was I. So is everyone. Your brain isn't fully developed until your mid twenties and hormones make all teenagers retarded.

2) Null thought with his dick and got involved with a chick who turned out to be a bad idea. Wow, what a surprise. So have I. I've even done that in my mid twenties to a much worse outcome.

3) Null was an asshole as a teenager. Wow really? I'm so surprised given that he still is an asshole. We all are. That's kind of the fun of internet forums. Whoever on this thread isn't an asshole can don the first Balldo.

4) He put in backdoors in his mods so he could admin himself! So shocking. Definitely not something I did myself in my WC3 maps and other shit just for fun.

5) Here's the big one. The big bad accusation. Null had the audacity, the temerity, the absolute gall to masturbate to teenagers...while being a teenager himself. I'll be honest this is the only one I can't defend. When I was 17 I was exclusively jerking off to 45 year old women, not those gross girls around my same age. Shame on you Josh.

Am I missing something that makes this entire line of attack any less retarded? I'll admit I started skim-reading about halfway through all of the petty and boring bullshit in the OP.
Nick already knew all of this and even defended these things Null did as a teen infront of other people. It's the exact same with Dick Masterson and Ralph. They all knew about the "neko shotas" from 15 years ago, they knew everything that KF is known for and they still had Null in their show and called him a friend and defended the site. Then as soon as KF turns against them suddenly Null is a pedo who needs to be put into prison for cyberstalking and doxxxxing and all of KF is a criminal organization who is no longer funny and taking things "too far". It's the same thing every time.
 
Video Summary with context: So, Nick is mad people think he and associates are racist when at this point it’s pretty clear he does have some strange desperation when it comes to black men, probably seeking their approval and hating them for it. The whole tangent he did when talking about Eric previously of “I’m not racist I grew up in the hood, victim mentality, nigga nigger… people say Eric is eloquent which is condescending I don’t do that” is why people think that.. Despite this, he claims it’s SJWs attacking him, not based on the words he’s said but just because Eric is black.

He also mentions it’s disgusting that apparently a guy made fun of someone’s autistic daughter, as if anybody gives a fuck about that. Then pivots to pretending it’s not creepy stalker behaviour for someone (who is harassing you and associating with people bragging that they want to destroy your business) to visit the grave of your deceased relative and post pictures online. This is all fine to Nick because “everyone takes pictures of graves” (lul wut)… who then later in the clip starts laughing at autism himself and declares himself retarded in an attempt to pretend he’s not assmad.

Then he does his manipulative “I want him to make all the money in the world! Capitalism! I like Eric I do” then spends minutes talking giddily with a smug grin on his face about how Eric’s comic appears to be making less money. He also implies this is because the story is bad, mimicking Dick who said he wanted to make Eric fail because it’s “bad art” which Nick at the time condemned. Turns out he agrees after all. He fantasises about the idea Eric might one day be unable to pay his employees, and yet again does his manipulative “I love the guy he’s a genius“ before he starts denigrating Eric’s new collaborator for his work on recent failed comics. Again, feeding into his fantasy that Eric will fail and has no hope of succeeding.

Nick is slimy as shit. He’s a disingenuous unhinged liar pretending he doesn’t like the drama yet involves himself in it constantly, crying like he’s being forced to be a complete cunt on stream. And he’s STILL talking about the legal bytes drama as if he didn’t encourage and condone Legal Mindset (white guy chasing his submissive Asian wife fantasy) doing the same “struggle session” bullshit on Nicks behalf soon after.
 
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