Let me get this straight:
1. Chris willingly wasted two years of his life in jail, losing any access to his mother, material possessions, and childhood home.
2. And despite having two years and a lawyer, the best he can come up with after 3 different accounts of what happened is he stayed in jail to get Bella arrested? The fungus troll who got off scot free and far away from the Internet?
I know jail melted his brain, and Barb is truly a lost cause upstairs, but you'd think he'd be let out earlier if it is all fake.