Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[bifftango]

Probably pretending to be a comic book artist when he isn't pretending to be a streamer lawyer.

The lowest hanging fruit is the sweetest.

 

[Working]

I don't want Nick to be the new Ralph or the new Chris anyway

I see it the same way, I dont want a father of 5 to turn into a massive alcoholic faggot and destroy his children's lives just so I can laugh.
I want him to get better, I want him to drop the bottle, I want him to drop the baldo, I want him to stop letting drexl fuck his wife.

 

[Peace Through Power]

new july video dropped

"The primary group of people that matter, are the ones that you're trying to entertain"
I remember Nick having a similar viewpoint in the past

 

[not william stenchever]

I see it the same way, I dont want a father of 5 to turn into a massive alcoholic faggot and destroy his children's lives just so I can laugh.
I want him to get better, I want him to drop the bottle, I want him to drop the baldo, I want him to stop letting drexl fuck his wife.

"I don't. Want. To lick the bottle.
But I have. To lick. The bottle.
Because I am. Financially. Responsible."

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Point of contention, Null is not our internet daddy. We are his cats and he is our shepherd.

And he’s repeatedly said he’s real bad at shepherding. Which he is.

 

[Captain Manning]

He has said he thinks university is a waste for most unless you are doing hard science. I believe he has also said his children want to be streamers. I am not co cinched he has put anything aside

Welp. They're fucked.

Not just for the not having money for college set aside, but also because they want to actually emulate their father. Good jerb, Nick.

 

[Null]

agghhh the nuance in these social cues, my circuits are fried, ahhh.

 

[Captain Manning]

Point of contention, Null is not our internet daddy. We are his cats and he is our shepherd.

Meh. Retarded children. Cats. Is their really that much of a difference?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Meh. Retarded children. Cats. Is their really that much of a difference?

We'll eat Null's toes when he dies.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

NICK NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AN "ESCORT"?



"Hey Nick, THOSE ARE CALLED HOOKERS!" - E.O. Ralph

The previous post where Balldo follows Sir Richie, a hard nigga who grew up in the hood yall Eric July aint got nuthin on mah rap sheet nigga coon tom. I can't.
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This gives a timeframe of ~5-6 October to 14-15 October, basically just a one-week span.

Oh. You're saying the timespan in which Nick Rekieta became mutuals with this escort is a fairly narrow window that includes the time he had to cancel his show due to a late night EMERGENCY driving trip.

On the night of October 10, screenshots of Nick's Locals were posted here showing that Nick cancelled his show "last minute" (his words) due to having a "weird situation and [having] to do an unexpected drive. Won't be home in time for normal show."

Oh jeeeez guys I can't believe no show tonight! I sure hope he's not driving into the city for any hotel lobby meetups!!

He never did a stream that night.
In fact Rekieta said he did not get back from his EMERGENCY DRIVE until after three in the morning!

- There was no show Tuesday bc he had to make an "emergency" drive Tuesday night. He then said it wasn't really an emergency. Anyway, he got back after 3 a.m. (WTF?)

"Sorry I didn't do a show yesterday, I had to make an emergency - hah, emergency - I was hoping to make a trip, a driving trip, today, but it had to be done last night. And so I was, I was also hoping to be back by midnight, but I didn't get back 'til after 3 in the morning."

You will note that in his description of the EMERGENCY DRIVING TRIP in this clip he didn't actually specify what he was doing or why it was an emergency or quasi-emergency. Maybe @Geared Chris can comment on whether he's said anything more about this trip later,

If I have the timing of the EMERGENCY DRIVING TRIP right (basing it on the timing of the posts here and the timestamps on the screenshots) he posted that he needed to cancel the show sometime after 7pm Central time (someone on Locals can correct me if that's wrong), let's assume he left at 7:30pm, and he said he got back after 3am.

He didn't disclose where he went, but regulars on this thread will know his driving trips are often to the Twin Cities area. He lives about 2 hours from downtown Minneapolis.

If he left at 7:30pm drove straight to somewhere in Minneapolis and then later returned straight back, he'd have arrived around 9:30pm and left sometime after 1:00am (so as to get back by sometime after 3:00). He also said it was something he wanted to do during the daytime the following day.

Does it sound sus? Fuck yes it does.
Is there proof that anything untoward happened? None to my knowledge, but the timing of the following combined with the mystery emergency trip is going to result in speculation.

It's worth noting that, IF the destination was indeed somewhere in the Twin Cities, for him to actually get back to start a stream on Locals by 12-1am he would have to start heading back around 10pm. That wouldn't be consistent with doing anything other than picking something up or dropping something off, really. And I'm not really sure where he would be driving to if not the Twin Cities. Based on past experience, if it involved his kids or his in-laws he'd just say what it was. It might just be his "I will try to do X" where he never does it and probably doesn't even intend to.

She has an OnlyFans, OF COURSE she does.
So does Xia Anderson which Balldo also follows, whatever. We're used to this now. At least she's not selling used garments priced by the time she's been wearing them without washing.

It's worth noting that there are indications that the OF must be a side hustle, since I examined total likes (since that's the only public metric of success) and her OnlyFans account has 1/20th of Mint Salad's total likes. I very much doubt Mint Salad is at the very top of the income leaderboards.

She also has a Reddit account under the same username as the Twitter one, and a couple of the pictures there look like they may have been taken in the back of a strip club. Which, if true, would mean that Nick plausibly could have met her at a strip club as well. It would be funny if the 20-something he said was all over him was on the clock, but I haven't seen the clip where he talks about that.

 

[Elite Miko]

Nick now fancies himself an art critic

When you can tell someone's mad when they say they aren't mad.

 

[200MB]

NICK NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AN "ESCORT"?

I'm afraid this just isn't possible. Nick has assured me many times that he's a very monogamous man.

 

[feral cat #6385]

We'll eat Null's toes when he dies.

Dogs start eating the legs first.

Cats start eating the face first.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Setting aside all of his recent degeneracy, lies, seething, and drama, I dislike Nick simply for the fact that he uses the terms "Interwebs" and "Youtubes"

 

[Jeb Bush]

While watching Nicks "art advice" clip above, I did my best, to edit the comic page in question, as he was talking, to fix his issues with it - colors, shadows, "empty corners", "missing details",...
Feel free to judge if it's better now. If Nick is lurking, you can't say kiwis never do anything nice for you, this was a true and honest effort, be it on a self-inflicted strict time limit.

 

[Chibitzen]

The lowest hanging fruit is the sweetest.

Balldoisms 51:50

 

[LimeRikki]

  I know only know about Rackets via MATI, so apologies if I got anything wrong but I was struck with a bit of inspiration:

Sung to the tune of "Why Don't You Do Right? (Get Me Some Money Too)"

You had plenty fans in 2022
You let all your Locals make a fool of you

But its the booze, right?
Like some other drunks too
Get out of here, and sober up while you do.

You're sitting down wonderin' what it's all about
"How could a little drinkin' make me lose my clout?"

But its the booze, right?
Like some other drunks too
Get out of here, and sober up while you do.

If you had stopped it early, maybe years ago
Your current status wouldn't be: A Freakshow

But its the booze, right?
Like some other drunks too
Get out of here, and sober up while you do.

 

[Captain Manning]

You know I just thought of something:

What if Null went on Eric July's show? Not necessarily even to talk about the Nick and Dick drama. Like if they just had a nice talk about literally anything. Just like he did with Sean.

How funny would that be?

 

[JudyGemstone]

Youtube must be coming down hard on the clippers, because the medallion clip left a lot out. Here it is in the original state.
View attachment 5418251
Watch his hands tremble. Fear? Or anticipation?

It's been quite a while since I've posted on the farms, been a bit busy with work, but I see Nick has been busy, too!

I don't even know where to begin in the "catch up" process of this thread, but wanted to give an amazing shoutout to @Shush for this insane edit.

You made me piss my pants... and say a prayer to make sure the demon was expelled from my computer.

xoxo, Judy

EDIT: grammar

 

[Peace Through Power]

This was a different story. I really need to find the clip because I reference it a few times a month.

Here are clips from Lady Rackets/Kayla Rekieta stories with Nick

How Kayla and Nick met in college/Male cheerleader story

Spoiler: Source: Rekieta Law - 60,000 Sub Interview with Lady Rackets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdWLrWGGRUY

at around 2:15:30

Nick as the gay friend story from Kayla

Spoiler: Source: Rekieta Law - 60,000 Sub Interview with Lady Rackets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdWLrWGGRUY

at around 52:00

Breast massage story from Kayla

Spoiler: Source: Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 1:24:30