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It never ends.
I've been watching "Botched" and can't help but notice it's the idiots (often Troons) who want bigger and bigger tits who end up with terrible complications like necrosis or the implant falling out the incision. And with Kevvy having to go to whatever surgeon Kaiser gives him - that's another huge risk for shitty plastic surgery. All sorts of gynaecologists and dermatologists out there doing breast augs and fucking them 8 ways; if Kevvy's surgeon is a board certified breast reconstruction plastic surgeon, Id be shocked.

FFS (I also read for fucks sake, @AMHOLIO) is an interesting prospect because it is often NOT covered by insurance, and if it IS you again get what you get. I watched an episode last night where some tranny got his jaw shaved down by a random surgeon and it left a huge fold in his chin skin. Great look. Very womanly.

I'm not saying Kevvy's gonna get botched but he's got literally all of the warning signs for it. Signing up to let a surgeon do "whatever" to your chest seems even too naive and low IQ for Kevvy but here we are.

And I have nothing to even say about the Tranch doc photos other than the pockmarks are actually worse in every photo I see. Also:

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In the documentary, one of the field serfs complained about not being able to use his hair straightener since it would put strain on the generator. Meanwhile, Kevin was shown playing on his gaming computer. :story: He has Discord on one monitor and Overwatch (?) on another.
Seems like an easy edit to make; the field serf audio over film of Kevin playing his vidya. (I haven't watched the documentary yet because ughhh.)
 
"I don't know how big they're making my fake boobs, but I will just make them make them bigger later!"

Can't imagine why people hate trannys, with the vast amount of different reasons.

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"I'll just tell them I still have dysphoria to get bigger!"

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I wish Kevin was as gung ho offline as he portrays himself offline. The idea that he'd push hard for revisions against medical advice to go bigger because tranny lived experience beats medical expertise every time and then complain when they inevitably failed and he had to have them taken out/they just unmoored and burst through the skin is fucking hilarious and how transphobic his doctor is for letting him go through with it
 
why does he even need boob surgery when he has a large pair of manboobs? i guess it is just mroe of the AGP bimbo fetish. bimbos in porn have large fake tits, not moobs, so need those amboobs to really feel bimbofied.

I've been watching "Botched" and can't help but notice it's the idiots (often Troons) who want bigger and bigger tits who end up with terrible complications like necrosis or the implant falling out the incision. And with Kevvy having to go to whatever surgeon Kaiser gives him - that's another huge risk for shitty plastic surgery. All sorts of gynaecologists and dermatologists out there doing breast augs and fucking them 8 ways; if Kevvy's surgeon is a board certified breast reconstruction plastic surgeon, Id be shocked.

FFS (I also read for fucks sake, @AMHOLIO) is an interesting prospect because it is often NOT covered by insurance, and if it IS you again get what you get. I watched an episode last night where some tranny got his jaw shaved down by a random surgeon and it left a huge fold in his chin skin. Great look. Very womanly.

I'm not saying Kevvy's gonna get botched but he's got literally all of the warning signs for it. Signing up to let a surgeon do "whatever" to your chest seems even too naive and low IQ for Kevvy but here we are.

And I have nothing to even say about the Tranch doc photos other than the pockmarks are actually worse in every photo I see. Also:

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honestly im really hoping his amboob surgery arc turns out hilarious. there is more of a chance for it to go bad or turn out weird than it is for it to go right. im really hoping for a good laugh out of it.

I don't have ampole but I'm going to guess his presence and ugliness and STENCH makes men feel scared too.
i ampole and can confirm that even just seeing pictures, his amstench scares me.

"I don't know how big they're making my fake boobs, but I will just make them make them bigger later!"

Can't imagine why people hate trannys, with the vast amount of different reasons.

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"I'll just tell them I still have dysphoria to get bigger!"

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yeah im really hoping that his turns out comically big, or if they arnt he goes back for a revision and gets them comically large. god that would be hilarious. can you imagine him walking around with huge comically sized F-cup sized fake tits? im imagining him at the doctor like granny squidbilly:
 
He's going to Ross? The tranch really must be in dire financial straits then.
These dudes are not going to pay full price for female clothing, unless you count printed tee-shirts with a tapered cut. They're definitely not going to go support a local gender-inclusive store or find a fellow queer who does alterations as a side hustle.

The decision process is going to be something like "fits me + says 'women' on the tag + lowest cost." Ross has a surprisingly robust plus-size section, most of it made of cheap stretchy/draped/shiny synthetic materials. I wouldn't be surprised if that's where Kevin sourced his "fancy" dresses.
 
I wish Kevin was as gung ho offline as he portrays himself offline. The idea that he'd push hard for revisions against medical advice to go bigger because tranny lived experience beats medical expertise every time and then complain when they inevitably failed and he had to have them taken out/they just unmoored and burst through the skin is fucking hilarious and how transphobic his doctor is for letting him go through with it
How can they get bigger anyway? That picture of him in the purple dress, like, they are already fucking massive cos he is fat and massive.
They are going to be insane lolololololol roll on next week, couldn't happen to a nicer person.
If this was a weird horror film, in line for Halloween times, he will wake up and they have just attached some odd teeth here and there to his eviscerated moob area, just to be even more unfair to Phil, and to serve Kevin right.
 
"I lost a decade to dysphoria, but at 36 I'm starting to feel ready for 40 and just not caring about stupid shit at all"
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What does this even mean?

Fuck colonizers
"I didn't get a choice to be born here but I do hope to one day rectify that as best I can and get the fuck off this stolen land"
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What's stopping him now? He's literally flying overseas every year. Just fly to Africa and don't come back ya dummy.

"Gender is a performance and the rules are made up and the points don't matter"
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"Improv" but the other comedians scream at you that you're genociding them if you change anything about the scene.
 
Lack of sensation arc incoming.

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so for this surgery did they lop the nipples off and then re-attach them or were they left tin place? im not a doctor but it is my understanding that when they cut the nipples off you dont get the sensation back.


Boasting about size like a heckin real woman.
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44DD? those are pretty big, not as comically oversized as i was hoping (there is still hope he goes back to get bigger ones) but they are still pretty big. cant wait to see him walking around in some ridiculous tranny outfit with them; should be pretty funny.

im also hoping we get some new milk (gross pun considering circumstances) out of him post surgery now. dont want my kevkev well running dry.
 
Hello, my friends. Of course after suddenly leaving for 5 months I had to choose this thread to say something in first. I’m very glad that people have taken over in my absence. When I saw @Oxyjen’s post, I had to download Twitter again and sure enough he really is out here talking about his boobs.

Literally as I read this I thought, “good, Kevin is getting the authentic woman experience with lopsided boobs” but apparently his doctor explained that for him.

Also, God punished me for coming back here because when I did open Kevin’s twitter, one of the first things I see is a full on porn clip (i am not showing that shit or his other thirsty retweets). I also noticed he is def less active on Twitter than when I was doing the updates. That’s arguably not a bad thing, because I’d be screenshotting and archiving like 15 tweets average per day. I’m not going full autistic here, but since I was on Kevin’s twitter…

He replied to somebody on the breast augmentation tweet, apparently he is on Medicare and not Medicaid. According to Google, this is possible if you’re disabled, but I’ll let some other sperg explain this.
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This probably has been posted before, but I don’t think Kevin needs voice training. He passes enough. Don’t make this any more terrifying, please.
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We also have this shit because why not
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I’m not sure if anybody has checked on Wedge in a while, but I did. No offense, but I’m not reading the last five months of the thread. Last I posted about him, he had ENOUGH with Elon Musk’s shit and moved elsewhere, but he is back now! Apparently he came back and changed his username, and then got banned. These are screenshots from his current, new, account (that is under the same handle as the one I remembered).

Now, you may be wondering WHY he got banned, but fear not dear reader, for he has the answer to that question pinned to his profile.
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First of all, “free speech” doesn’t apply to Twitter because it’s a social media platform. We exercise free speech here and got kicked off the clearweb. Also, they clearly highlighted the part where they called it “violent speech” with the aforementioned speech presented to him. I really want to hope he knows deep down that you can’t just list your violent desires on Twitter, but something tells me he sees absolutely nothing wrong with any of this whatsoever. “We should kill landlords” was interesting because he didn’t say “racists” or “nazis” or “transphobes”. That’s how you know this mf probably is barely paying rent.
Being away for five months and seeing this shit had me feeling several emotions. First of all, laughter because he really hasn’t changed whatsoever and also a bit of surprise because KF really desensitized me to this type of shit. It’s a bit jarring to suddenly see it again and remember that reading this type of shit was 100% normal for me on a daily basis. I know I’m acting like it’s been 5 years since I been here, but it does feel that way.

We also had regular Wedge horniness and Elon Musk hatred:
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And finally, I’m throwing up some commonplace Wedge trans takes. No, I didn’t read this in its entirety.
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Him calling himself an “old queer” reminded me of when he or Kevin got into a queer slapfight in 2021 and resorted to telling people that. Good times.

Don’t expect much more tism, everybody seems quieter (Kevin is posting god knows what on Bluesky these days) and I don’t have the energy to do the tism posts like I used to.
 
44DD? those are pretty big, not as comically oversized as i was hoping (there is still hope he goes back to get bigger ones) but they are still pretty big. cant wait to see him walking around in some ridiculous tranny outfit with them; should be pretty funny.

im also hoping we get some new milk (gross pun considering circumstances) out of him post surgery now. dont want my kevkev well running dry.
If I remember correctly, Kevin measured his moobs according to the diameter of his chest or something along the lines of that and uses the bras he wears as a reference point rather than his actual cup size. 44C breasts, which he claimed to have before, isn't an appropriate size for Kevin if you were to use, you know, feminine proportions as a means of reference while ignoring cup size entirely because Kevin is built like a fridge even if you're generous enough to overlook the fact he's male. Basically, look at this basic silhouette comparison here. If a woman wants to have a comparable chest diameter to a male, she needs to be overweight. Kevin might use this intentionally as a cope over conventional measurements since overweight women obviously tend to have a larger cup size.

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Kevin is comparing breasts sizes like how extremely insecure men compare the lengths of their dongs, since Kevin is extremely insecure, if that needs to be said. He wears bras for a feeling of accomplishment and superiority, not for the purposes of comfort. I have zero hope of actually finding the image I'm about to mention, but there's an extremely telling photo of Kevin taking a picture of his "cleavage" down his bra and there's a good half inch of empty air between cloth and moob meat. So not only is his measurements off because the man has a chest like a wine barrel, he's also overshooting bra sizes anyway. As an aside, I do have an appreciation for how his surgeon saw his chameleon eye toob moobs and threw in the towel immediately, just telling Kevin "I can't fix this genetic disaster, so you're keeping the asymmetry, my guy."

Anyway, he claims to now have a size of 44DD. He'll obviously post pictures of his surgical body horror results in a month, if that. But it'll be either one of two results. The first possibility is his moobs will each look like an orange stuffed into a sock. The other is that they are the horrific yet appropriately named "bolt-ons" where he has two perfectly spherical half-domes grafted under the first layer of his skin like how a child would draw breasts. Both will look completely unnatural because, once again, Kevin is male and has prominent pectoral muscles, even in their expectedly atrophied state due to God's sense of humor making sure Kevin can't ever escape biological reality. Therefor his freakish implants will be pushed to the forefront by said muscles while there is next to no natural breast tissue to sell the already questionable believability of most breast implants.
 
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