Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[MerriedxReldnahc]

jack's trademark lack of self-awareness has landed him in hot water and even his true fans are not happy. figured i'd post this all here before the coward deletes everything

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One of my friends in college was 80% blind and she would absolutely have beaten the tar out of Jack with her white stick over that comment, lol. From my understanding very few people are truly 100% blind, so they'd still get to enjoy sights of Disneyland and the unfortunate sight of Jack's titanic ass chugging around in his scootypuff.

 

[Bassomatic]

You know the one redeeming thing is Tammy hates Jack so much she will upload the episode where he strokes out and dies on an Arby's unwashed floor.

Thanks Tammy you coal burning slut.

 

[p1138]

I wonder, if you put Jack on rations, how long would he last? That's something I'd actually like to see, but you'd have to go full truman show, lock him in a bunker, and tell him the world ended.

Well, depends. Is it a month's worth of rations for a normal human? Fatty would be out of food after a week. Assuming he has a readily available supply of water, he could probably go another week before keeling over dead but... I'm sure another vessel would pop in his brain first as he gets angy enough over being out of food.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

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Wow, this made me take a hard stop. The moment when the last (any)thing I can 'control' is this, just fuckin mix me in with that fake meat. God damn too real, Jack

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

"Smol liddle holbinawall but it smells amazing"


Nobody reads a menu worse than Jack. He sounds like a special needs adult who is trying to read with Tammy there to encourage him on.

 

[ZipDisk]

The thing is he doesn't control his consumption, he never has.

re: the ration thing - I'm imagining just about anything, but Jack gets his daily calories cut at least in half.

I've always hated when people smugly call restaurants "hole in the wall." The question is, did you like the food? Yes? Then why fucking insult them? Their location may be modest, but if the food is good, review that. Fuck "le unique gem".

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm sure another vessel would pop in his brain

Nice hiss!

 

[Major]

The intro song to his video is awful.

Also, he looks like shit and sounds worse. I doubt he has long left

 

[Sonic T]

Holy fuck he looks pissed.

 

[Polska krowa]

Holy fuck he looks pissed.
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How long til brother Jack Jr recites the shahada and reverts to Islam

 

[Super Hans v2]

Holy fuck he looks pissed.
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He's not angy, just trying to look like a hardass instead of a faggot pedophile.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

jack's trademark lack of self-awareness has landed him in hot water and even his true fans are not happy. figured i'd post this all here before the coward deletes everything

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Didn't the last stroke leave Jack mostly blind, too?

 

[Human Butthole]

WILLIE MAE'S BBQ, Springfield, TN​

(10/18/2023)

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Good Lord, watching him slide his food sideways into his mouth with his one semi-functioning arm is about as gross as watch KingCobraJFS eating.

You know the one redeeming thing is Tammy hates Jack so much she will upload the episode where he strokes out and dies on an Arby's unwashed floor.

Thanks Tammy you coal burning slut.

I'm not up on the Jack lore, but his wife is a coal burner?

 

[Super Hans v2]

I'm not up on the Jack lore, but his wife is a coal burner?

It's a joke. But it wouldn't be a surprise; she's a low class fat white woman with a closeted husband.

 

[Guntanator]

Damn just look to the left of that pic at Tammy jr. She's gaining so fast.

 

[Sonic T]

Damn just look to the left of that pic at Tammy jr. She's gaining so fast.

I was wondering if that was her or not. She truly is transforming into a Scalfatty.

 

[SteveGoatman]

I was wondering if that was her or not. She truly is transforming into a Scalfatty.

Also....Jack Jr. wearing a "Property of Iron Paradise" sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off to showcase his pythons....Jesus Christ....

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

One of my friends in college was 80% blind and she would absolutely have beaten the tar out of Jack with her white stick over that comment, lol. From my understanding very few people are truly 100% blind, so they'd still get to enjoy sights of Disneyland and the unfortunate sight of Jack's titanic ass chugging around in his scootypuff.

Imagine how the motor on that thing must struggle moving Jack around. No piece of equipment deserves to suffer like that.

 

[Tiresome]

Also....Jack Jr. wearing a "Property of Iron Paradise" sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off to showcase his pythons....Jesus Christ....

He's like the perfect fucking Zoomer. HARD YO WITH MY MINECRAFT SHIT YOU WISH YOU COULD

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Honestly surprised that Jack hasn't been hit by deep vein thrombosis on these flights.