Binging With Babish - AKA How Would This Taste IRL

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Babish had a meltdown, went to the looney bin, got sexually assaulted there and then went to inpatient treatment.

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Why would you share all that?

"I had serious health problems, went to the hospital and had to check in, got assaulted there, and have been struggling since with the fact I got assaulted " is the absolute most he should share. Your audience are not your closest friends.

And I can believe 2 videos a week is taking a lot of time. The dudes' a home cook, not a trained chef. The cooking part probably still takes him a lot of trial and error.

Throw in the cookbooks, managing people who work/produce videos for him, and the soy merch he puts Banish on and that's a decent amount on his plate.
 
Babish had a meltdown, went to the looney bin, got sexually assaulted there and then went to inpatient treatment.

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It’s really fucked up that he got assaulted, and I’m sorry to hear he’s having a hard time. I hope he recovers quickly. However, surely any qualified therapist would tell him to put his phone away and step away from the Internet for a while? Having thousands of people speculating on his private life has clearly contributed to his mental health crisis. Why make posts and videos with personal details like this if the pressure of e-fame is making you feel like shit?
 
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Mobile fag, obviously.
Babish was on the Adam Friedland show, if anyone recalls, Matty Healy of the 1975 got cancelled because Nick Mullen made a comment about Ice spice looking like a chubby Chinese lady.
Suprised babish isn’t getting cancelled for this. :unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy::unholy:
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Just the cooking:

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Obviously a number of factors both in and out of our control have contributed to our lower viewership; YouTube has changed drastically during and after COVID, for example. We put out more shows with new people, which I understand isn’t for everyone.
No, you just make bad videos now and your viewers don't like your friends.
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Wow, that's a lot of zero net new subscribers months.

He has 10 million subscribers but only gets between 150-700k views per video:
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No, you just make bad videos now and your viewers don't like your friends.
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Wow, that's a lot of zero net new subscribers months.

He has 10 million subscribers but only gets between 150-700k views per video:
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Who'd have thought that stopping doing his most popular series wouldn't help viewership? Not him apparently.

Basics with Banish videos have better viewership than I thought they would have and I enjoy the Alvin episodes but the TV/Movie ones he does are where is bread is buttered and him doing a bunch of other stuff instead of those is a choice.
 
Who'd have thought that stopping doing his most popular series wouldn't help viewership? Not him apparently.

Basics with Banish videos have better viewership than I thought they would have and I enjoy the Alvin episodes but the TV/Movie ones he does are where is bread is buttered and him doing a bunch of other stuff instead of those is a choice.
I just looked at my Youtube recommended and this rando using a Wojak as an avatar can get a video that does numbers that beats some of Babcuck's recent stuff.
Based Algorithm, I'd rather watch this random dork because he doesn't come off as an entitled douche. As if Babish deserves constant views.
 
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Why would you share all that?
Some public figures get the idea that they need to "share" with their audiences because it allows them to be closer to their audience.
Note that any celebrity that does this is probably what the kids call "toxic", because it feeds off the neediness that certain audiences have for real companionship.
It's how teen idols are a thing.
This guy just takes it too far.
 
Can't help but feel for him regardless, as I know what it's like to work yourself stupid even if you're doing what you really like. Or work yourself stupid in pursuit of something better. The predicament sucks, and I think it's kind of foolish to think everyone is going to be oh so sensible about holding in everything that's going wrong, so I can't blame him too much for that. I can't even laugh at the thought of him trooning out. I'd just be too sad.
Maybe if he were more like some of the absolute uncontrolled maniacs we talk about here, I might feel differently.
 
I just looked at my Youtube recommended and this rando using a Wojak as an avatar can get a video that does numbers that beats some of Babcuck's recent stuff.
Based Algorithm, I'd rather watch this random dork because he doesn't come off as an entitled douche. As if Babish deserves constant views.
Came back from a long break mainly to say that after watching a few seconds of this guy, it instantly makes me wanna watch him more than Bimbish. Comes off as more of a humble guy, love him.
 
Came back from a long break mainly to say that after watching a few seconds of this guy, it instantly makes me wanna watch him more than Bimbish. Comes off as more of a humble guy, love him.
Agreed, some of his cutaways gags are a little dumb but he gets the spirit of silly YouTube content. So did Babish when his vids just were “Let’s make the silly recipe from tv shows.”

Too many YouTubers think they’re special because they luck out and find an audience. And they have to find out they’re not. Babish has a good concept make a dumb recipe and then make a good version of it. He ran out of shows to reference but he could go a lifetime just making infamously dumb recipes from YouTube or TikTok.
 
I just looked at my Youtube recommended and this rando using a Wojak as an avatar can get a video that does numbers that beats some of Babcuck's recent stuff.
Based Algorithm, I'd rather watch this random dork because he doesn't come off as an entitled douche. As if Babish deserves constant views.
Came back from a long break mainly to say that after watching a few seconds of this guy, it instantly makes me wanna watch him more than Bimbish. Comes off as more of a humble guy, love him.
I've watched a few of his videos. Much of his appeal is that he makes himself relatable as an unskilled, average home chef that can't follow every single video recipe's precise instruction due to limitations on ingredients and equipment (or personal preference), but will still share his results by the end. Doesn't need any special editing or charisma, it's all pretty cut and dry.
 
Babish had a meltdown, went to the looney bin, got sexually assaulted there and then went to inpatient treatment.

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This is why you don't go the hospital for mental health shit, especially willingly. There's a good chance you'll leave more fucked up than when you went in. Better off saving that 8k they'll charge you and put it towards an actual shrink instead
 
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