Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[UncommonParlence]

That just sounds like that icelandic national dish, except even more retarded. At least the reasoning behind the rotted, fermented shark is it's literally poisonous to eat otherwise. Like the original potato from south america, it had to be frostbitten and ground-fermented/"prepared" before it was edible.

Our Boglim is truly reaching beyond the potential of the human frame. On Halloween he's going to sprout demon wings and a third eye.

His 3rd eye is his butthole, trolle. And he can see your sins.

 

[Ponzo]

I found a channel while being on boglim livestream withdrawal and that channel has too few views for all the editing they do

 

[8mm Cunningham]

I'm hoping that with the triumphant return of Chris Chan to YouTube all the paypigs and weens jump ship from Cobra and return us to some natural content.

 

[Negev]

I'm hoping that with the triumphant return of Chris Chan to YouTube all the paypigs and weens jump ship from Cobra and return us to some natural content.

I think a lot of the people who give money want him to buy duster or drugs so he kills himself so I'm not sure they will switch to chris since he has been very non-interactive for a long time.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

I'm hoping that with the triumphant return of Chris Chan to YouTube all the paypigs and weens jump ship from Cobra and return us to some natural content.

To my knowledge a lot of the cobes paypigs are borderline mentally retarded tiktok/instagram zoomers

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

His 3rd eye is his butthole, trolle. And he can see your sins.

You better not upload any videos of yourself "opening your third eye", BOY.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

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I think Cobes may be going bald

Looks like a jawbreaker that rolled under the couch.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I suspect a good portion of paypigs are either people who haven’t watched very long and think he’s just some retarded guy people fuck with on YouTube and feel bad for or they are the ones trying to get him to kill himself either literally or at least quickly on stream.

 

[Goatchoker]

I know the Reddit tards are absolutely the worst but someone posted about sending him 300+ bananas and I can’t stop thinking about how he would handle that many fucking bananas. I’d be so frustrated no lie.

 

[barrow greeter]

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M'lord can't keep his carp lips off those bottles, banana sludge nearly gone. Unfortunately, looks like the other two biology experiments are ngmi till all hallows' eve.

 

[Negev]

I know the Reddit tards are absolutely the worst but someone posted about sending him 300+ bananas and I can’t stop thinking about how he would handle that many fucking bananas. I’d be so frustrated no lie.

When they send him silly food orders I think its kinda funny sometimes but so much of the reddit is fags who hate kobra and actually want him to suffer, I remember seeing some of them talking about how they want to get him kicked out of his apartment since they think he is too boring now.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I remember seeing some of them talking about how they want to get him kicked out of his apartment since they think he is too boring now.

The Reddit fags are so braindead that they are unable to realize that their constant fucking around has made him the boring cow he is today, the only time a ween was funny with Cobes was Mr. Green, but that was only because we got to see the Warlord smack down as a result of the alcohol he got that day. I honestly think the Reddit is mostly made up of scorned pay piggies who feel like they got ripped off by a literal retard and that’s why they want him to die so much, otherwise I cannot fathom why they’d have so much hatred for a harmless sperg.

 

[Happy Mouse!]

I fear for Cobes, bros… that brown sludge can't possibly be good for you… Maybe Cobes has a medieval alchemist in his family tree and that genetic memory awakened within him and he's making the best mead ever, but I doubt it...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The Reddit fags are so braindead that they are unable to realize that their constant fucking around has made him the boring cow he is today, the only time a ween was funny with Cobes was Mr. Green, but that was only because we got to see the Warlord smack down as a result of the alcohol he got that day. I honestly think the Reddit is mostly made up of scorned pay piggies who feel like they got ripped off by a literal retard and that’s why they want him to die so much, otherwise I cannot fathom why they’d have so much hatred for a harmless sperg.

The Reddit fags aren't scorned paypigs, they're losers who are far worse off than Cobra if you dug into their personal lives who make themselves feel better by punching down on him. Probably tons of trannies and unemployable freaks.

 

[RollingRock2]

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M'lord can't keep his carp lips off those bottles, banana sludge nearly gone. Unfortunately, looks like the other two biology experiments are ngmi till all hallows' eve.

The bags of sugar he's been drinking are putting on the pounds. KingPearshapedJFS

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

The Reddit fags aren't scorned paypigs, they're losers who are far worse off than Cobra if you dug into their personal lives who make themselves feel better by punching down on him. Probably tons of trannies and unemployable freaks.

This is an interesting proposal: identify the most frequent posters in cobra's subreddit. Look at those users' other posts. Share findings. I guarantee there's gold in there.

 

[Cougar Pump]

Good Ol Cobes

Saw that shit in my recommended shorts and all I could think of was that british sped blurting out 'black lives matter'. Same energy.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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I think Cobes may be going bald

Jesus he's going bald in the fast lane. I wonder how much his hygiene has to do with it

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This is an interesting proposal: identify the most frequent posters in cobra's subreddit. Look at those users' other posts. Share findings. I guarantee there's gold in there.

I'm not ashamed to admit I've got a Reddit account because I love Kenshi and MST3K and /r/Kenshi and /r/MST3K are two completely sane islands of normalcy in that cesspool. Old Internet types congregate there just like on the Rimworld and DF ones.

I'll do some digging tomorrow and see what I find.