Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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All of this boglim booze making is really making me want to dust off my 3 gallon glass jug and make a batch of hard cider in time for Christmas.

It won't have all the unique additives as Cobes's hooch though.
Same, I feel like I need to make some blackberry wine just to flush the memories of the boy’s chunky-style sewershine out.
 
Cobes doesn't care if it's healthy as long as it's delicious dood. That mead is going to be messy... greasy... packed with flavor.
I am convinced he has no taste buds, and simply does this insane collections of slop as a means to pretend he has one.

"some people don't like the curdle" I felt genuinely sick watching that little combo.
 
I am convinced he has no taste buds, and simply does this insane collections of slop as a means to pretend he has one.

"some people don't like the curdle" I felt genuinely sick watching that little combo.
I think he's got them, they're just defective. Maybe whatever he mushes together gets translated in his boglim brain as something delicious. On one hand it's kind of a blessing, on the other hand his brain won't tell him if he's drinking rotten milk or catfood.
 
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10/18 the master vintner at work! 🍷

>mfw Cobes adds even more sugar to a "mead" that already has unfermented liquid caramel in it
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I don't know why he huffs the balloons like it will get him high. Its just CO2, it's like huffing a seltzer.

make a batch of hard cider
You and @Sloppy Party Bottom should breathe some life back in to the homebrew thread. Post your sick meads and wines.
 
I am convinced he has no taste buds, and simply does this insane collections of slop as a means to pretend he has one.

"some people don't like the curdle" I felt genuinely sick watching that little combo.
That or he has this idea in his head that Grown Macho MenTM and Gothic BadboysTM like bacon, booze and chili spice. Maybe Pappa Clunt accidentally instilled some toxic masculinity into our bog when he was a boglette.
 
I am convinced he has no taste buds, and simply does this insane collections of slop as a means to pretend he has one.

"some people don't like the curdle" I felt genuinely sick watching that little combo.

It really is hard to tell if his taste buds are shot, or he's just that retarded. Remember when he reviewed "Coca Cola Move", read it as "movie", then said it tasted like popcorn?
 
This is the new homebrewing thread foo!

Also love the part where he adds the entire bag of sugar then just goes, "That was supposed to be one cup of sugar, FUCK! At least it's still 2 cups..." What a crazy seethe followed by immediate cope
I had no idea there was a home brew thread. I will definitely begin participating
 
In the raw meat hardline paleo culture there is a trend of eating what they call " high meat", basically rotten meat that can be fermented for years (sv3rige has a vid eating 3 yr old chicken). The process is to eat a little bit every weak thus building your gut biome and natural immunity. I sense that something similar could be happening with his samplings.
 
In the raw meat hardline paleo culture there is a trend of eating what they call " high meat", basically rotten meat that can be fermented for years (sv3rige has a vid eating 3 yr old chicken). The process is to eat a little bit every weak thus building your gut biome and natural immunity. I sense that something similar could be happening with his samplings.
That just sounds like that icelandic national dish, except even more retarded. At least the reasoning behind the rotted, fermented shark is it's literally poisonous to eat otherwise. Like the original potato from south america, it had to be frostbitten and ground-fermented/"prepared" before it was edible.

Our Boglim is truly reaching beyond the potential of the human frame. On Halloween he's going to sprout demon wings and a third eye.
 
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