Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I dont think we're going to see it on stream. He'll crack it open off stream, realize it's horrific, and we'll never hear about it again. Just like the the poptart sandwich he froze
There's one key difference here.

The bog-mead has alcohol Josh thinks there's alcohol in that bottle. Curdles nor botu-sludge will keep that boy from his alchys.
 
The Unholy Alchemist at work: His black, gnarled fingers conjuring unspeakable abominations.
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Good lord, halloween is shaping up to be a fucking pukefest. This cunt is impervious to any sort of food/alcohol poisoning by now. Really a scientific marvel.
I really hope he waits until Halloween and then streams drinking them. It'd be another beautiful disaster that pretty much EVERY one of his Halloweens now are.
 
I'm honestly impressed by the fact that none of this shit has given him a serious infection or a gut destroying case of food poisoning.

Then again, his immune system has gotten used to everything being filtered through his 8 month bloated corpse level teeth...

Years from now, scientists will be advocating letting your teeth rot for years to build an immunity to toxins.

Or he'll die of heart failure in the next 3 years...

One or the other.
 
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