Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Unless she contacted some Chinese company to make like 10,000 of them which only cost her $1.00 each that's still $10,000 she needs to pony up for it. So she's probably looking for how many people she can get to be interested in them first and then she's going to look for a way to make them.


Hasn't she always?


She seemed to be into Raisin Pie Man and talked about wanting to spend time and cuddle with him before that leading to sex. So I think she's aware of it but is just holding out for "the one" that will come in and be her Woggleprince.

I finally check this thread after a week and of course I must see "Woggleprince".

That aside... she's in for rough times, considering most heterosexual men in bumfuck USA aren't attracted to autistic obese women with pig nose

 

[Yaks]

I finally check this thread after a week and of course I must see "Woggleprince".

That aside... she's in for rough times, considering most heterosexual men in bumfuck USA aren't attracted to autistic obese women with pig nose

Are you sure about that because I've seen some pretty gnarly redneck weddings

The issue here is she can't cook and doesn't leave the house with baked goods to lure one of low IQ but good intentioned ones in.

 

[Juan Números]

Woggle-Vlog 109: Place Orders Directly again​

My takeaways (so you don't have to exceed the USNRC maximum allowed limit by exposing yourself to this voice):

• Preorders with direct credit card now works and opened a new bank account (?) to handle all the Woggleca$h
• Voice actor had a surgical operation and will be unable to work on the Woggleverse for at least 1 month.
• This pushes the next movie (Wogglebug in New York ?) to at least early next year.
• She thanks people that participated to the polls as it helps her "making the right decisions" which she'll announce later.

Fun fact, someone says in the comments that he ordered plushies 6 month ago and still hasn't received them. Cynthia answers that he'll get them by the end of the year.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Woggle-Vlog 109: Place Orders Directly again​

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My takeaways (so you don't have to exceed the USNRC maximum allowed limit by exposing yourself to this voice):

• Preorders with direct credit card now works and opened a new bank account (?) to handle all the Woggleca$h
• Voice actor had a surgical operation and will be unable to work on the Woggleverse for at least 1 month.
• This pushes the next movie (Wogglebug in New York ?) to at least early next year.
• She thanks people that participated to the polls as it helps her "making the right decisions" which she'll announce later.

Fun fact, someone says in the comments that he ordered plushies 6 month ago and still hasn't received them. Cynthia answers that he'll get them by the end of the year.

Will Wogglebug in New York star Al Pacino and Ron Perlman?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

• Voice actor had a surgical operation and will be unable to work on the Woggleverse for at least 1 month.

Fuck, she finally convinced an Indian guy to undergo Wogglebug-affirmation surgery.

 

[Juan Números]

Woggle-Vlog 110 - My Decisions for the Future​

In #109, Cynthia promised us big news for the Wogglebug "franchise", and...

• She "listened to the fans" and will proceed with the next movies before remaking the old movies (?).
• The relationship between the Wogglebug and the Frogman is ambiguous enough that she feels the need to make clear that they are not gay (she's "not giving in to the trolls") and put more character development (?) spotlight on the Frogman next movie.
• Third and fourth movie "rushed into production".
• She has "decided to try to both continue the series from this point and to remake them". Make of that what you will.

So, up until the end, standard Wogglefare and the monotony starts to fry the few neurons remaining in my poor ESL brain. Then, like a B-2, she comes out of nowhere and drops the information payload before retreating hastily:

• Creation of a second channel "for the videos that Adam voices the Wogglebug". Again, make of that what you will.
• The Wogglebug franchise will (?) be coming to Amazon Prime Streaming !!! We're gonna make it, Wogglebros !!!

Will Wogglebug in New York star Al Pacino and Ron Perlman?

The VA cast is not fully known, so all options are still on the table. Some well-connected agents in Genoma are saying that Danny DeVito is considering the Ben Bertrand role for "shit and giggles".

Spoiler: "The Wogglebug's Adventure in New York"'s synopsys (emphasis mine)

Mr. Wogglebug is transported to the city of New York when Professor Knowitall's transportation unit connects to the invention of the scientist Dr. Henry McCarlson there. He is basically like a fish out of water in the big city. He is taken in by Dr. McCarlson and his two little girls and develops friendship with them. He also develops an infatuation with Mindy Mitchell due to her wearing plaid. In the meantime, Dr. McCarlson's rival, Dr. Ben Bertrand has found out about the Wogglebug and poses a threat to his safety. Source: https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/product-page/the-wogglebug-s-adventure-in-new-york

Again, ESL brain but the passage in bold made me laugh out loud. If the Frogman truly wants to regain the unfaithful Wogglebug's affections, he'd better start sporting the family tartan.

Fuck, she finally convinced an Indian guy to undergo Wogglebug-affirmation surgery.

Stunning and brave ! We're going full Kafka in this shit.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

also develops an infatuation with Mindy Mitchell due to her wearing plaid.

iirc the plaid dress thing goes back to Baum

 

[Coelacanth]

He also develops an infatuation with Mindy Mitchell due to her wearing plaid

iirc the plaid dress thing goes back to Baum

It isn't even a kink. The Wogglebug literally falls in love with the dress in Baum's canon.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

iirc the plaid dress thing goes back to Baum

Indeed:

In The Woggle-Bug Book, our protagonist appears to regard personal space and private property as entirely optional, especially where ethnic minorities are concened.
He mugs an asian gentleman quite roughly, as well as terrorising a proud woman of color in an attempt to disrobe her:

(pics below)

Fortunately for both hate crime victims, Mr Woggle-Bug's interest is with the fabric of their clothing, rather than anything more carnal. This time.

 

[Yummy Gummy]

BUCK-BREAKING NEWS!

I did some dox- err digging...

-From what I can gather the Frogglebug spawn aren't all mutants. Some of them didn't come out retarded and weren't shunned to the backwoods of Genoma.


Here's one of their kids that didn't turn out to be a total abomination. (I guess.)


Looks like they care about him/her/zir enough to have some glamor-shots taken.

-Frog Throat denies the authenticity of these photographs, but I don't see how/why someone would bother faking these images.

-Unlike all the other gross creations against GOD I posted in my last expose- it seems like the more normal ones are taught to love quite young.


I doubt these lil guys are training for the wrassling team...

 

[Juan Números]

Thanks for the lore on the plaid thing. I sadly know next to nothing about the Oz books.

This week, another round of digital panhandling with a double-barrel of Wogglemerch:

Frogman Plushie half-off Discount​

So, instead of doing the sane thing and trying to get only offering one plush to try to get to the 50 required minimum order, is she planning to lose money on two products ?
No way, even with the most chinesium of products, that she's not selling at a loss on a 50 units order. (I'm kinda curious how terrible they'll be)
My money is now on a scam: once she has enough pre-orders, the plushes are going to join her "sick friend" and venture free in the pastures of retired cash grabs.

Woggle-vlog 111 - Inspirational Wogglebug Stories Book​

She released a little book with 10 stories of Wogglebug inspiring and teaching the people of Oz Genoma. Again, great job of showing the actual product. Only on her website, not Amazon.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Voice actors, psychics, raisin pie, and subsidizing massive discounts on other merch.

 

[Trombonista]

@WogglebugLover why don't you have money to pay your voice actors?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Voice actors, psychics, raisin pie, and subsidizing massive discounts on other merch.
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Showing people on Twitter photos of Wogglebug accosting a child in the park is no way to sell your merchandise, Cynthia.

 

[Yaks]

Voice actors, psychics, raisin pie, and subsidizing massive discounts on other merch.
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the picture she chose makes this look incredibly ominous
i feel threatened

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Hey Cynthia, why not make an analog horror of Wogglebug? That'd make a bigger fan base, akin to Urbanspook (even if his work is tryhard edge much like most popular analog horror like Lacey's Games)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hey Cynthia, why not make an analog horror of Wogglebug?

She's gonna need someone else to make the analog horror series, and heavily imply that she's an actress hired for the related ARG.


Anyway, Wogglebug dakimakura when? That seems like a big oversight.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I was playing with AI for the inappropriate/violent images thread and also made some Woggle-Frog weddings.

Spoiler: Gay

This is kinda cute:


Butthis is my favourite:

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

the picture she chose makes this look incredibly ominous
i feel threatened

Pictures of a fat brown man being alone with a child in a secluded location have this effect. And most scenes in Wogglebug franchise are fat brown man alone with a child in a secluded location.

 

[human trash]

with the site being downish and life being busy, haven't been in this thread in a few months, was fun to catch up. this is one of my favourite threads on the site because there's no gayops or seething or people harassing her or people wishing genuine harm. just a weird autist making her weird wogglebug shit while occasionally popping into the thread. they don't make cows like her anymore

good to see that cynthia is still chugging along with her weird wogglebug thing. props to the people who have been summarizing her inane progress videos. i can't stand watching them mostly because she positions the camera in such a way that you can see her massive nostrils huffing and puffing all the time

when the wogglebug plushes were first announced i was considering ordering one because it would be an amusing and cursed bit of lolcow memorabilia. however i didn't want to give cynthia my money because she'd just end up sending it to a nigerian prince or something. i also had a feeling that the plushes would never ever actually materialise and given that comment someone left about ordering one six months ago and never receiving it seems that feeling was right

anyway. maybe I'll just buy one of the DVDs instead. i'm holding out for wogglebug's adventures in cartoon worlds honestly - from the thumbnail alone that looks to be cynthia's most cursed production yet

edit: was mostly waiting around last night at work for things to finish and managed to go through the entire thread again. the best part is when her voice actor quits and starts aggressively a-logging, though the nigerian prince saga is a close second

does anyone know what happened to raisin pie rapist or whatever the fuck that chinless cunt was called?