Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[captn_kettle]

I kept reading "ulala" as "you lay lah."

Then it dawned on me that Brianna Wu is just John Flynts fetishization of women.

"Ulala" is actually "Ooh la la"

I need a shower. With fire.

When you read a new Wu piece:

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm surprised that we haven't located some extremely embarrassing erotica featuring the holiday or brea characters yet.

Actually, John doesn't strike me as a very sexually motivated person, odd as that might seem. He's always been more interested in being Queen Bee than in getting his phantom pickle tickled. Even during his "trap" phase, sleeping with lots of allegedly-unsuspecting men seemed to be more about showing off how good he is at being a sexy woman, than about getting laid.

 

[Jaimas]

Actually, John doesn't strike me as a very sexually motivated person, odd as that might seem. He's always been more interested in being Queen Bee than in getting his phantom pickle tickled. Even during his "trap" phase, sleeping with lots of allegedly-unsuspecting men seemed to be more about showing off how good he is at being a sexy woman, than about getting laid.

One of the concept titles for this thread was "the phantom penis," but I thought that was in poor taste.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

getting his phantom pickle tickled

I just had to point out that irony of this being mentioned by a guy (girl?) with the handle of "Kosher Dill". LOL

 

[breadandcircuses]

The only people talking about gamergate

One of the concept titles for this thread was "the phantom penis," but I thought that was in poor taste.

Yeah, that poor severed penis. It had a life ahead of it!

 

[Count groudon]

When Kiwi Farms screencaps your hourly autism

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Even if people have enough of a shit about her to send regular death threats, the sheer amount she whines about it should be enough to put people off, especially with the way she switches between laughing about it and fake crying. Fucking Malala Yousafzai, a girl who lives in a country where a girl attempting to read is enough for people to straight up murder her, regularly has her life legitimately threatened by actual bigoted pieces of shit, and she takes it all like a champ and rarely ever brings it up in non-professional settings. Seriously, Wu is just pathetic.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Accel_Rider]

Watchu gonna do Wu? This isn't twitter. There's no Tuxedo Mask to come to your aid

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wu things Pokemon is too hard for normal people.

I'm fucking serious.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Wu things Pokemon is too hard for normal people.

I'm fucking serious.

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The expert game designer and Godzilla of tech feminism from Mississippi Brianna Wu thinks a game designed for children is too difficult.


P.S.
Gotta love that last comment by Kasarda!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The expert game designer and Godzilla of tech feminism from Mississippi Brianna Wu thinks a game designed for children is too difficult.


P.S.
Gotta love that last comment by Kasarda!

And she thinks it's "not accessible to a mass audience".

 

[GabeRegan]

When Kiwi Farms screencaps your hourly autism

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Didn't Sailor Moon Abridged make the joke that Tuxedo Mask doesn't actually do anything when he shows up?

 

[Accel_Rider]

I'm surprised he didn't mention anything about Peggle.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

doesnt appeal to a mass audience...I guess thats why pokemon games have always sold so poorly...oh..

 

[SlenderManBearPig]

Oh wow I thought the chart linked in that rant would be something about EV's and natures or whatever, but nope it's just the type vs type effectiveness.

"Pokemon is a very deep competitive game suitable for adults, children simply cannot understand complicated nuances like "fire beats grass, but is beaten by water"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh wow I thought the chart linked in that rant would be something about EV's and natures or whatever, but nope it's just the type vs type effectiveness.

Stop mansplaining! It's very difficult to understand that water is strong against fire!

Seriously, this more than anything shows that Wu thinks people are idiots and that she's so much more clever than the public masses.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

> Doesn't appeal to a mass audience

> Pokemon too hard for people

Motherfucker, everyone knows the trick of just grabbing the water starter, catching a fuckin' bird on your way to the first gym, boom, you're covered for everything. That's what I like to call "Easy Mode". Some type advantages are a bit weird at first glance, sure, but it ain't that difficult when you see some asshole hit your fire type with a Ground type move to realize that maybe you should switch it up.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

See, expert knowledge of game design like that is why Wu has made billions from selling games for over 20 years, while Nintendo struggles for over 2 years to update one game.

 

[David_cadbury]

Pokemon has always been a grindfest with very few branching paths. You can overlevel your pokemon and even beat a type you are weak against. Not all that deep.

 

[BriannaWoo]

That's rich coming from Wu when the only mechanic in her gaming is (supposedly) typing in the word of what action you are about to do in the latest version. Which isn't very accessible to a whole range of people let alone children so I hope she left in some way to turn it off.