2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

InvertedGrey said:
the longer all this goes on the more I realize Chris really isn't that weird. I mean he's fuckin' out there but for sure by now you've met even weirder people in your own life. The thing chris has going for him is that he can't stop fucking with the people who fuck with him. He's more dumb than weird. That is by far what has carried this whole thing this far.
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He fucked his dementia mom. That is beyond weird.
 
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I'm prepared for the backlash but I'm willing to entertain my boy Christine's denial of raping his mother. Do we need a sex tape? No, but we do need something more concrete to overturn his denial. Like Barb's word that he did something to her, for example. Yes, I'm aware that she may not even remember what happened, but that is unfortunately how it is with sex crimes. Only Chris knows for certain what happened, and he's an extremely unreliable narrator.

Here's a list of things we know that happened:

-He cut up his original medallion

-He lied to Null about taking Barb's money from her account after being ordered to sever all contact with her

-He raped his PS3

We know he cut up the original medallion because we have footage of it. We know he violated his no-contact order and tried to lie to Null about it because we have screenshots of the conversation. We know he raped his PS3 because there is a video of it. Now let me ask you, if Chris told you that he pinned down his hapless PS3 on the bed and fucked it, would you believe him? No, of course not, he's probably making that up. Where's the video of you raping your PS3, Chris? Prove it.

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With me so far? Alright, hear me out.

Why are we taking his claim that he made Barb cum harder than Bob ever could at face value? Why do we believe his tall tale about an "older girlfriend" without evidence? Remember when he pretended to be an ordinary guy?
He pretended to be Ricardo Chantor, normal guy by day, hot gigolo stud by night, because trolls told him to do it.

He raped his PS3 and filmed it because trolls told him to do it. What if he pretended to have raped Barb because trolls made him do it? What if he refused to cross that line and rape his own mother, and then trolls took revenge on him by getting him imprisoned?

I have Lowtaxed it up in this post and hidden my true feelings behind jokes, but I genuinely hold out some hope for our boy Christine's innocence, and his future. Since I first heard about him in about 2007, it's slowly become apparent to me that he is a true blank slate. He started as a racist homophobe because that's what Bob was. Bob leaves the picture, troons swoop in (as they always do with fatherless children). If he has acted like a sadistic rapist, I think it's because sadistic rapists made him do it. Perhaps now that he might be under stricter supervision by normal people, their influence can at least rub off on him.
 
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InvertedGrey said:
the longer all this goes on the more I realize Chris really isn't that weird. I mean he's fuckin' out there but for sure by now you've met even weirder people in your own life. The thing chris has going for him is that he can't stop fucking with the people who fuck with him. He's more dumb than weird. That is by far what has carried this whole thing this far.
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I've never even met somebody who's met somebody weirder than Chris.
 
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InvertedGrey said:
the longer all this goes on the more I realize Chris really isn't that weird. I mean he's fuckin' out there but for sure by now you've met even weirder people in your own life. The thing chris has going for him is that he can't stop fucking with the people who fuck with him. He's more dumb than weird. That is by far what has carried this whole thing this far.
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No, Chris is fuckin' weird.

Even back in the Stone Golden Age, Chris was already doing things that went beyond simply being eccentric. Mainly because he was a horny bastard who had no clue how to handle it which led to creepy shit such as SheCameForCWC and the PapaDaRappa contest where his endgame objective was to drag a girl to E3 to have sex in a hotel room. And of course the idea his blood would eventually cure gay people.

Chris now is straight up delusional. Literally shouting in public about how the Roger Rabbit Apocalypse is going to come and how he's the second coming of Jesus. Who is also possessed by Sonichu. And how he flat out has psychic powers like levitation and telekinesis. And he also desperately wants to believe he's Sailor Mercury.

He's definitely an idiot, but that only amplifies his weirdness. After all, I think it was one of the ex-Idea Guys who essentially confirmed Chris just wants other people to play into his own fantasies, I.E. the way he immediately got more interested when the subject of alternate universes came up. Chris desperately wants the world to keep babying the shit out of him where he can play pretend forever - or for reality to become his fantasy outright - because he just doesn't want to deal with the stresses of adult life.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Guys who essentially confirmed Chris just wants other people to play into his own fantasies, I.E. the way he immediately got more interested when the subject of alternate universes came up. Chris desperately wants the world to keep babying the shit out of him where he can play pretend forever - or for reality to become his fantasy outright - because he just doesn't want to deal with the stresses of adult life.
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This sounds like Chris is the ultimate in AGP troon.
Further than simply wanting the rest of the world to accept he is a woman, he wants the rest of the world to buy into all his fantasies.
 
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InvertedGrey said:
bro we're on fucking kiwifarms. Finding weird people/things is just par for the course for the usual denizens of this place.
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Look all I am saying is there is a difference between reading about lol cows and searching for lolcows because sure there are a lot of weirdos but 99% of the time they are worth just ignoring.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
No, Chris is fuckin' weird.

Even back in the Stone Golden Age, Chris was already doing things that went beyond simply being eccentric. Mainly because he was a horny bastard who had no clue how to handle it which led to creepy shit such as SheCameForCWC and the PapaDaRappa contest where his endgame objective was to drag a girl to E3 to have sex in a hotel room. And of course the idea his blood would eventually cure gay people.

Chris now is straight up delusional. Literally shouting in public about how the Roger Rabbit Apocalypse is going to come and how he's the second coming of Jesus. Who is also possessed by Sonichu. And how he flat out has psychic powers like levitation and telekinesis. And he also desperately wants to believe he's Sailor Mercury.

He's definitely an idiot, but that only amplifies his weirdness. After all, I think it was one of the ex-Idea Guys who essentially confirmed Chris just wants other people to play into his own fantasies, I.E. the way he immediately got more interested when the subject of alternate universes came up. Chris desperately wants the world to keep babying the shit out of him where he can play pretend forever - or for reality to become his fantasy outright - because he just doesn't want to deal with the stresses of adult life.
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I’m really drunk rn so bear with me.

autist literally means one self, of I remember correctly, ergo, ego. with other words special. The thing is, chris is a turbo autist. most autists are hyper fixated on themselves. so, for example, they change their name, or their gender, or anything. they want to be different. but they listen to what the world tells them, they are usually not creative. chris is a turbo autist, so he wants to be turbo different. idk how to explain it in other terms. everything he does is the opposite of what one should do, both by convenience and by a scream for purpose and recognition. and the ironic thing of course is that its not unique, the whole persona chris is displaying is what society is pushing on people. like the person he used to be in 2005 is how the world in 2005 was pushing that persona on people. “Brainwashing” kids into behaving the “right” way. In a way chris is a perfect reflection of the times.
 
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