Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
I'm just going to ramble, so go ahead and ignore me.
It's kinda surreal how far Nick has fallen in so little time. A few years back, some people considered him up there with the likes of Daddy Jim, even begging them to stream together. He presented himself as a clean cut, kinda nerdy and mildly edgy. Now it's all just drinking and softcore fetish shit.
He also presented drinking in fun moderation while producing decent commentary.
 
Eric's closeness to Grandpop Isom is entirely irrelevant to how much of a faggot juju and his wack pack are for fucking with it. They didn't deface it, but even the intention of Riley to go there and mask fag bragging about getting there first were clearly retarded cowtipper behavior.
Exactly. This is a case in which pulling cover doesn’t work. Especially crappy sektur style, fake logic, pwn bullshit. Nick, Dick, & co can’t make it go away with, “actually, all he did was place a toy on his grave, that’s not desecration, blah blah blah…” As it was clearly grave dancing. No, the masked faggots don’t need to do an Irish jig in order for it to technically actually be a grave dance. That term is spot on for a detractor who takes time to show up at an opponent’s loved ones, grave. Nicks little Dick-Crew are absolutely trying to intimidate and upset Eric by grave dancing, (ie, adding insult to injury,) they have no reason to go to OG Isom’s grave. Doesn’t matter that they didn’t do something worse, what they are doing is bad enough because the spirit of these acts are clear as day, and all these weens like Nick & Dick etc, know it. Hiding behind the shield of, “well, he didn’t do the twist/ take a shit.” The little bitch boy (competing with Riley for the privilege of being first on location,) was already grave dancing by showing up where he has no business. Doesn’t matter if he was doing a certain thing, being there at all is the move of a grave dancing white bread ass niggah bitch.
(ETA: elaboration on grave dance definition- came from the act of such, means adding insult to injury in a broader sense.)
 
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Here is a funny video of Rackets I found on his Bob Rekieta's youtube channel. Notice this is at the Wish Ball Gala in Minnesota.

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With all of Rekieta's charity talk, it got me thinking. He knows a lot about charity since he is trust fund kid. Attached is the tax return for 2022 for the Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation that Rekieta's mom is the Vice President of and Rekieta's grandparents founded. Notice the charity donated money to the Make a Wish Foundation in Minnesota in the amount $15,000 (page 12 of the attached file). On Make a Wish's Foundations Website (archive), they advertise Bob and Celeste Rekieta donated at the Superhero sponsor level. The Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation is never mentioned. With all of Rekieta's talk about charity and being extremely technical, this seems a bit disingenuous to use a Foundation's funds and claim you yourself donated.
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Here is a funny video of Rackets I found on his Bob Rekieta's youtube channel. Notice this is at the Wish Ball Gala in Minnesota.

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With all of Rekieta's charity talk, it got me thinking. He knows a lot about charity since he is trust fund kid. Attached is the tax return for 2022 for the Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation that Rekieta's mom is the Vice President of and Rekieta's grandparents founded. Notice the charity donated money to the Make a Wish Foundation in Minnesota in the amount $15,000 (page 12 of the attached file). On Make a Wish's Foundations Website (archive), they advertise Bob and Celeste Rekieta donated at the Superhero sponsor level. The Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation is never mentioned. With all of Rekieta's talk about charity and being extremely technical, this seems a bit disingenuous to use a Foundation's funds and claim you yourself donated.
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Remember this is a came from nothin, raised in the projects, hard as fuck, hood nigga.

I think if Eric tweeted this out and said something along the lines of "White men can't dance", Nick's next freakout might include blackface.

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Those eyes, my god those eyes.
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Here is a funny video of Rackets I found on his Bob Rekieta's youtube channel. Notice this is at the Wish Ball Gala in Minnesota.

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With all of Rekieta's charity talk, it got me thinking. He knows a lot about charity since he is trust fund kid. Attached is the tax return for 2022 for the Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation that Rekieta's mom is the Vice President of and Rekieta's grandparents founded. Notice the charity donated money to the Make a Wish Foundation in Minnesota in the amount $15,000 (page 12 of the attached file). On Make a Wish's Foundations Website (archive), they advertise Bob and Celeste Rekieta donated at the Superhero sponsor level. The Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation is never mentioned. With all of Rekieta's talk about charity and being extremely technical, this seems a bit disingenuous to use a Foundation's funds and claim you yourself donated.
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Maybe that's why Nicky is an expert on charity fraud. lol!
 
Let the record reflect that Eric July technically has a thread now.
why does it read the same way as that one thread recently where the guy in his thirties wanted the farms to go after some kid for hurting his feelings over a game? nikolas talbott.

at least this one has someone linking to video of vito crying on stream. that made my day.
 
okay so I watched the Kino Casino covering Nick's fuck ups...Rekeita thinks he seems like a scholar and is 'owning Josh' which during a time there was the 'Sip' meme where someone has a 'drop mic' moment and they sip alcohol.

Unfortunately for nick his brain has been bruised by alcoholism so he just continually raises his drinking hand.
 
Remember this is a came from nothin, raised in the projects, hard as fuck, hood nigga.

I think if Eric tweeted this out and said something along the lines of "White men can't dance", Nick's next freakout might include blackface.
Ya, I believe he grew up in the hood while grandma and grandpa's charity held $14 million in assets.
 
We're on both, bro.

We've got .net back late last month.

Also as always, TOR still works as the emergency backup. That's https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/ in case anybody still needs to bookmark it (probably a good idea).
I use .net on my home computer and .st on my phone, for some reason the .net still fails me when I'm out and about. Regardless, there are many avenues to reach the Farms, and I'm even starting to see threads pop up in search engine results again, especially the Rekieta/Drexel threads amusingly.
What I'm trying to say is, we're not only so fucking back but we're getting better and better every day!
 
Here is a funny video of Rackets I found on his Bob Rekieta's youtube channel. Notice this is at the Wish Ball Gala in Minnesota.

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With all of Rekieta's charity talk, it got me thinking. He knows a lot about charity since he is trust fund kid. Attached is the tax return for 2022 for the Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation that Rekieta's mom is the Vice President of and Rekieta's grandparents founded. Notice the charity donated money to the Make a Wish Foundation in Minnesota in the amount $15,000 (page 12 of the attached file). On Make a Wish's Foundations Website (archive), they advertise Bob and Celeste Rekieta donated at the Superhero sponsor level. The Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation is never mentioned. With all of Rekieta's talk about charity and being extremely technical, this seems a bit disingenuous to use a Foundation's funds and claim you yourself donated.
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What would happen if they wrote that donation off on their taxes and the IRS found out? Am I doing this right Nick? I’m just asking questions.
 
Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
What a bizarre takeaway from the whole situation. No wonder you’re a Nick fan, that’s a similar logic he uses.
No one thought the use of having alliances or having a business relationship with people was the issue, it was your tabloid level understanding of Null and the site’s situation and the seemingly high pedestal you out Nick and his alleged influence on
 
Geared Chris said:
Second, if you believe Kiwi is gonna be just fine on the Clearnet with a 32 yo in Serbia whose meals are being paid for by Rumblerants and Odysee (as per him), I invite you to carefully listen to what BOTH Josh or Nick has to say about that. It's a wing and a prayer. Everyone knows those issues in this environment. We're getting this site via some island off of Africa, FFS. Give São Tomé and Príncipe a big offer from anyone and Kiwi's down again.
Late and gay response, but for me, I wouldn't worry about the farms. it will be fine. laughing at tards online has been a thing since the inception of the internet.

4chan, ED, 8chan, onionfarms (didn't know that our Nicky even has a thread there), lolcows, there are many sites that have been laughing at tards. this site is just one of them. if this site goes down, I reckon most if not all of us would just migrate to other boards.

So, sit back, relax and enjoy the show while Josh still can put this site up.
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Nick now fancies himself an art critic
All of these critiques are conjured up. He wouldn't be looking at ISOM with such a critical eye if he wasn't trying to run interference for Dick Masterson and justify his gang's harassment campaign.

This is very standard comic book art. The absolute worst you could say about it is that it looks generic. It's no Mike Mignola or Greg Smallwood in terms of uniqueness, but it's definitely up to industry standards. Hell, it's even better than what ever the fuck John Romita Jr. is doing with the current Spider-Man run.
 
All of these critiques are conjured up. He wouldn't be looking at ISOM with such a critical eye if he wasn't trying to run interference for Dick Masterson and justify his gang's harassment campaign.

This is very standard comic book art. The absolute worst you could say about it is that it looks generic. It's no Mike Mignola or Greg Smallwood in terms of uniqueness, but it's definitely up to industry standards. Hell, it's even better than what ever the fuck John Romita Jr. is doing with the current Spider-Man run.
So when will Balldo do a review of Ricardo, Romaine, Richie (what's with all these Rs?) and Sweet Minty?
 
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Somebody in Elissa's comments made an amusing observation:

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I went back and watched the video clip, and Nick did indeed "dot st". São Tomé and Príncipe (.st) is a REALLY odd TLD to just pull from a hat. It's like Nick knows we've been on it for a while.

Also, today's idiot of the day is Squallshade:

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"I uncritically parrot everything Nick says."

The remnants of Rekieta's fandom really do feel like a cult at this point.

Incidentally, the guy has a Youtube channel, and he did a EFAP of July vs. Masterson back in June, with him on face cam. I can't be arsed to watch the whole 2 hour thing, but there might be some funny there. He seems a bit odd with a weird slow manner of speech.

What a bizarre takeaway from the whole situation. No wonder you’re a Nick fan, that’s a similar logic he uses.
No one thought the use of having alliances or having a business relationship with people was the issue, it was your tabloid level understanding of Null and the site’s situation and the seemingly high pedestal you out Nick and his alleged influence on
I think we oughta lay off @Geared Chris now. I think his idea was stupid, but I also think he's passionate about wanting the site to survive. He's new, and I'm sure his heart is in the right place.

TBF, I'm also an ex-Rekieta fan, and I too have said some stuff on KF in the past that (especially in retrospect) was stupid. It's a learning experience.
 
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Only hood that Nick grew up in was the family kkk robes, pointed little hood. The thing that showed me an insight into Nicks reasoning over EJ was when he went off about Eric’s blackness being part of why “people side with him.” Straight outta the Balldo’s mouth, no self awareness, no shame. It was when he posted that little rant about, “people only side with him because he is on the same side politically, AND BLACK.” Paraphrasing here, but pretty sure that happened the day after Nick’s seethe-stream #1 on EJ. Sure, claim people back him due to politics, but when trying to prove how not racist you are, don’t bring up your precious feelings of how everyone only supports him cause he’s black. Nick truly believes.
 
Put another way, July isn't really "protected." It's just that Nick, Vito, Dick and Riley are simply far more fun to laugh at given the current situation. I don't think anybody can be blamed for thinking so.
As I see it, why get milk from a mostly barren cow when there is three of the finest milk rich cows in Nick, Dax and Vito the Pedo. Eric maybe thin skinned and could handle criticism better, however, he is tame compared to Nick, Dax and Vito the Pedo. There is thousands of pages in the Nick and Dax thread alone. They would only have gotten this many pages if they both weren't such captivating train wrecks for us to watch.
 
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So after the Johnny Depp/Amber Herd shit ended I stopped following Nick. I only really remembered him talking to that Pokemon Twitch streamer who was white knighting Keffals and Nick busting his balls beyond all belief. So seeing this thread turn on him had me in disbelief.

I finally caught up with the October 17th MATI and wow I have more disdain for Nick than I ever did for Dax Herrara. There's a lot to say about Dax but I (probably naively) don't think he takes pleasure in financial ruinination of others who haven't actually wronged him.

But really I was the fucking idiot in this case because you should never trust a lawyer. Nick I hope for your children's sake your liver gives up very quickly soon and they'll be spared from seeing the scumbag side of their father. You're more vile than Ethan Ralph because Ethan at least is just white trash. I expected more from a trust fund baby.
 
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