Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 105 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 74 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 165 40.0%

  • Total voters
    413
Tell me when he gets on stream drunk for 7 hours and calls himself a white boy from the suburbs of Minnesota and calls his haters CRACKUUUH, that's something I'd watch.
No, no you see Nick is actually from the mean streets of Houston and he has street cred. Just ask his black friend Drexel who was totally honest with Nick and wasn't just trying to butter him up so he can fuck his wife and groom his daughters.
 
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🤔 Looks like someone is too busy malding and calling people in the shower to do a show.
As funny as that would be, I'm pretty sure that message went out quite a while before what happened on Sean's show. When I went to go timestamp it, the stream had just finished, and that chat message was gone over near the end. I think @Pippa's Greasy KB was also watching it live. I could be wrong about that though.

I do think Nick's not gonna be amused, however, the last time I said something like that, Sean showed up on Nick's show again (the one where he called out CGoody), so who the fuck knows... I think maybe Sean might be granted greater deference in terms of poking fun at Nick than somebody like @Kalea. I don't think Nick really relishes triggering the Lawtube civil war (though that doesn't mean he might not be dumb enough to some day).

When I said "Stay safe, Sean" it was more in reference to Sean staying safe from Nick's retarded fans, and even then it was mostly in jest. What's somebody like CGoody really gonna do? Fart in Sean's general direction? Call him fat again?
 
As funny as that would be, I'm pretty sure that message went out quite a while before what happened on Sean's show. When I went to go timestamp it, the stream had just finished, and that chat message was gone over near the end. I think @Pippa's Greasy KB was also watching it live. I could be wrong about that though.
Yeah, it was captured live. Maybe 1-2 mins behind.
 
🤔 Looks like someone is too busy malding and calling people in the shower to do a show.
One of the things I've always hated most about Nick is that he basically does nothing but sit in front of a camera and get drunk for four hours every night, especially lately, and he still can't even manage to do that five days a week. It would be understandable if he put any work whatsoever into his shows, but he doesn't.

It's just so fucking lazy. People who watch live content have to fit it into their schedules. You're being a huge cocksocker canceling your shows at the last second.

Actually you're doing everyone a favor, but the principle remains.
 
One of the things I've always hated most about Nick is that he basically does nothing but sit in front of a camera and get drunk for four hours every night, especially lately, and he still can't even manage to do that five days a week. It would be understandable if he put any work whatsoever into his shows, but he doesn't.

It's just so fucking lazy. People who watch live content have to fit it into their schedules. You're being a huge cocksocker canceling your shows at the last second.

Actually you're doing everyone a favor, but the principle remains.

It's clear you're not a social media expert. By randomly cancelling shows and showing up on other streams without letting his regular average fans know ahead of time, it makes the audience appreciate the streams he does do and builds excitement and anticipation. Any talk about how it's important to have a reliable schedule so your fans know when to tune in is just nonsense. And by spending 6 hours doing a long rambling stream with the most minimal of prep instead of doing a tight 3 hours that he prepped for, he's just giving people more content to enjoy.
 

Flashback, May 28, 2022: Saturday Superchat Catch up from Depp Closing Arguments - Surprise guest @SargonofAkkad

Why It's Important:
I wasn't planning on summarizing this one (it's trial adjacent and I'm not summarizing trial streams) but after my 6/13/2022 summary, it was clear that May 28
was Nick's "Worst Day". (He said on the 6/13 stream that his worst day was two weeks and two days prior.) More on that below.

"There're rare points in life when I have a work ethic." - NR re the hours he put into the trial.

"I can't wait to completely disappoint all the new viewers." - NR accurately prognosticating. He then said a viewer had recently written him a scathing email re this comment, "If the bottle fits, you must acquit."

Context:
The jury was deliberating on the Depp/Heard verdict. Rare Saturday day stream. This is Nick's largest non-trial stream with 293K views. Bytes drama was unfolding. Nick was catching up on well over 1300 Superchats because he'd cut off his stream early on Friday. He'd recently reached 450K subs.

Notable:

- Nick did not make it through the backlogged Superchats during this stream because he was going for dinner at his in-laws. The worst day drama almost certainly went down at the in-laws.

- He relayed that on Friday, the night before, he left the stream early also due to the in-laws. A former foster kid of the Slettas (that's Kayla's stepdad's name and I'm assuming it's that side of her family) was graduating from a school.

My point: Whatever went down on the night of May 28, 2022 was after 2 evenings with his in-laws.

- Nick was strikingly positive and light-hearted. He said he was totally sober because he seldom drinks on weekends when he's not doing shows.

- When referencing Bytes he was careful and said that it's "important to be precise [meaning his language] about drama" implying that he didn't want to blow up the drama unnecessarily. (Lolz)

- Told a story that he was once censored by Business Networking International of Willmar - a networking club - due to lateness to meetings. Meetings started at 7 a.m. on Wednesdays. (Uhhhhh.)

- Discussed how his first son had the cord double wrapped around his neck and the drama that unfolded at the hospital. He mentioned that his mother was there recording the birth. He alluded to making an excuse to drive home to fetch something so he could cry in the car once the baby was stable.

- Sargon gave some excellent analysis of the gender issues - namely women being among the most critical of Heard - in the trial.

- Nick discussed hypocrisy re Cosby. He said one of the reasons people were so disgusted is that Cosby's public image was so at odds with his private behavior. (The irony writes itself.)

- He was even generous on the topic of Elaine's messy closing at the trial and the rumor that she was crying in the bathroom afterward

- Had happy banter with CGoody who was trying to keep him organized with other platforms' donations (namely Rumble and Discord).

- Promoted TUG's comic that he'd written with his kid, and made a point that TUG donates 2 comics to a childrens' charity for every 1 purchased or something. (That seems oddly relevant given the July drama.)

- Said he'd ordered a standing desk???? He does not have one, does he?
Edit: A couple of words/spelling.
 
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No, no you see Nick is actually from the mean streets of Houston and he has street cred. Just ask his black friend Drexel who was totally honest with Nick and wasn't just trying to butter him up so he can fuck his wife and groom his daughters.
I’ve been thinking about this. If that old stream is to be believed, Drexel beat Nick up when they were kids. If Nick was getting beat up by black kids, that would imply he wasn’t part of their clique, and wasn’t hood, or at least didn’t have enough street cred to not get his ass whooped. But the specifics of their friendship has always confused me
 
, anybody remember that Amazon game New World?
Yeah, didn't it get an expansion? Also Nick is feeling the heat. Weebs left, comic book peeps left, law peeps got told to fuck off, gamers are busy cooming to shadowheart from Baldur's Gate. Like it's almost like the whole thing G&G preaches about ya know treating your audience well was true and Nick fucked up by become this bloated mess. Get bent you big nosed cuck. went from thousands of dollars per night to 80 bucks. Sad.
 
I’m wondering in his drunken tard brain moment if the “Null is the largest bovine” thing was actually him coming onto Null. Nick has Bulls on the brain, after all.

Man, it seems like I can't read Kiwifarms without Jake Thackray popping into my head these days. Jake was a devout Roman Catholic who had some success performing his songs on TV, but hated public performance. Consequently, he drank too much and died of his alcoholism a few years ago. But he leaves behind a legacy of absolutely glorious songs.

The Bull

 
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I’ve been thinking about this. If that old stream is to be believed, Drexel beat Nick up when they were kids. If Nick was getting beat up by black kids, that would imply he wasn’t part of their clique, and wasn’t hood, or at least didn’t have enough street cred to not get his ass whooped. But the specifics of their friendship has always confused me
Clearly getting beaten up by a black kid awakened something in Nick and it never went back to sleep
 
Ok, I don't normally follow the Rekieta stuff so forgive me if this is an old / retarded question, but I've just caught up with the last MATI and Nick
is
talking... like:
this! And
I, am
more
of:
a... RETARDED
drunk.
than, he,
Is.

What's up with that? Does he have brain amoebas or something? That's not just alcohol, either he has some utterly piss-minge ideas about speaking with emphasis, or he needs to get his head inside an MRI asap.
 
One of the things I've always hated most about Nick is that he basically does nothing but sit in front of a camera and get drunk for four hours every night, especially lately, and he still can't even manage to do that five days a week. It would be understandable if he put any work whatsoever into his shows, but he doesn't.

It's just so fucking lazy. People who watch live content have to fit it into their schedules. You're being a huge cocksocker canceling your shows at the last second.

Actually you're doing everyone a favor, but the principle remains.
That’s what’s so frustrating, it doesn’t even have to be 5 nights a week. Even just 2-3 days a week on a regular fucking schedule, Nick! would be plenty enough to keep and even grow his channel. How hard would a Monday, thursday and Saturday schedule (for example) be? It would be better to have fewer regular days than constantly cancelling every other show.
 
One of the things I've always hated most about Nick is that he basically does nothing but sit in front of a camera and get drunk for four hours every night, especially lately, and he still can't even manage to do that five days a week. It would be understandable if he put any work whatsoever into his shows, but he doesn't.
I remember first tuning into Lawsplaining and it was just a real interesting & informative show. This was back during the Maddox Lolsuit. Nick would just moderately drink his whiskey but really stay focused on the legal document. He'd point out bad punctuation & formatting and it basically was a fun guide in recognizing if a lawyer/paralegal was a total hack. It was closer to Louis Rossman's content than an internet shockjock.

I never thought Nick would then see the news that Russel Greer got a minor and completely undeserved win and just go "WELL I REALLY STOPPED FOLLOWING THIS CASE ENTIRELY I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!" Jesus Christ Nick even if you hate Josh because he's not going pull a Lowtax and ruin Kiwifarms by censoring/bullying users for being mean to his "e-friends" why would you not want to dunk on Russell Greer and his infamous legal filings?

Again Nick congrats for showing why everyone makes Lawyer jokes. Maybe you can reinvent yourself by going full Minnesota DFL and start dunking on the chuds. Maybe you can get a guest spot on Ken White/Popehat's podcast I'm sure 12 people listen to. Then again Ken White is actually a real lawyer with a full practice, he'll continue seeing your dumbass as pondscum.
Ok, I don't normally follow the Rekieta stuff so forgive me if this is an old / retarded question, but I've just caught up with the last MATI and Nick
is
talking... like:
this! And
I, am
more
of:
a... RETARDED
drunk.
than, he,
Is.

What's up with that? Does he have brain amoebas or something? That's not just alcohol, either he has some utterly piss-minge ideas about speaking with emphasis, or he needs to get his head inside an MRI asap.
I think he was stupidly drunk. I suspect Nick used to hide his levels of intoxication fairly well via adderall. The thing about abusing stimulants is that with time your body gets used to it. And no doubt not getting enough sleep has had its effects.
 
Like it's almost like the whole thing G&G preaches about ya know treating your audience well
He was on the rocks as his content got worse and worse but people were slogging through it until he started attacking them and insulting them, and then inserting himself into shit he shouldn't have.
Really rings true in life.
 
It’s F R I D A Y my nigga Nick!

You know what that means? PAR-TAY! That’s right my dude! Pour yourself a drink. Weekend is almost here! Let loose a little! Who cares what that loser Josh Moon might say on his dumb podcast today? Wife nagging you too? Nonsense have another drink and relax! God damn what a week huh? Like let a man get his drink on you teetotaling assholes!
 
Holy fuck yes!
I think it says a lot about Dick that he keeps pet retards like trailer trash keep pitbulls, with secret delight over the prospect of them slipping their chain.

It also says that Dick’s low key not very up on himself, despite appearances. He’s not trying to be a king among men, but a king among retards. A normal person would not want Riley on their team.
 
That’s what’s so frustrating, it doesn’t even have to be 5 nights a week. Even just 2-3 days a week on a regular fucking schedule, Nick! would be plenty enough to keep and even grow his channel. How hard would a Monday, thursday and Saturday schedule (for example) be? It would be better to have fewer regular days than constantly cancelling every other show.
Nick's GSG.PNG
He made that promise in his GSG. I'm sure he will blame the kids or Our Wife for not having met his obligation.
 
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