Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

I'm curious about that. Given Kinect never worked well enough to use as a control for a videogame, I can't imagine an application it would be suited for.
A lot of that can be chalked up to Xbox pushing it as a video gimmick and all dev presentations bring canned shit because incompetent devs forcing it in. If you get a dev kit version, you can fuck around with it and find that it has a lot of very expensive and detailed features that are honestly better suited at anything but Just Dance star wars edition
 
I'm curious about that. Given Kinect never worked well enough to use as a control for a videogame, I can't imagine an application it would be suited for.
It was used as a cheap 3d camera because it was a cheap and readily available off the shelf product. Got used for everything from mocap to cheap 3d scanning. Did anything go into production with it? I doubt it, but for being an available product to use for getting something off the ground, proof of concept, or hobbyists on a budget it definitely worked, well enough that Microsoft was continuing to sell it by itself years later with Microsoft having provided an SDK and even continued developing the product into the "Azure Kinect DK" only having finally discontinued it a couple months ago https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/d/azure-kinect-dk/8pp5vxmd9nhq https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/21/23840327/microsoft-azure-kinect-developer-kit-discontinued
 
I'm not the guy who released the toaster telling people it was a slingshot, wrote an SDK so it can be used as a slingshot, or released software using it as a slingshot.
Sure but in this instance it was a 3d depth camera sold as a game controller by telling people it was a game controller, and then getting used as a 3d depth camera for everything else more successfully. That being said, it's not as if MS was the first to try some attempt at a motion control gimmick. Shit's been going on since the NES days with the powerpad and powerglove, even third party crap like the u-force. I think even the atari 2600 had some mind controller bullshit, Sega had the stupid Activator, there was that rock'n'roller, the waggle nonsense where you could tape a wii-mote to a ceiling fan and have it beat the tennis game, on and on.

edit: Yeah, it was the Atari MindLink. Point is, there's been companies trying to adapt technology to be used to control games and replace normal input methods, and failing in various ways for decades now.
 
I mean he trooning out and wrestles (on a bad back). Other Kiwis had said that he and his wife (ex now) wanted a cuckold situation and found a black guy to do it. He had in him but now that's his personality.
I thought his wife only talked about wanting and being in a poly relationship and that she had once said "white males are boring" or something along those lines. Is this blackening that you speak of confirmed?
 
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. Jim thinks laying off employees is immoral if it has a warchest. Well it's utterly irrelevant a corporation can do whatever it damn well pleases. And then he whines that Activision is bad. Again doesn't matter.

A while back, I got laid off from a corporation that was wildly profitable and had skyrocketing stock because I happened to be working in the one business group that was losing money as a unit. Didn't matter that we were less than 1% of expenditures. It's a business, not a charity, and while it sucked to lose my job, I wasn't shocked. Writing had been on the wall for a couple years by then.

Jimbo doesn't understand this, of course, and it's not like he uses his money to hire people who don't provide any value.
 
A while back, I got laid off from a corporation that was wildly profitable and had skyrocketing stock because I happened to be working in the one business group that was losing money as a unit. Didn't matter that we were less than 1% of expenditures. It's a business, not a charity, and while it sucked to lose my job, I wasn't shocked. Writing had been on the wall for a couple years by then.

Jimbo doesn't understand this, of course, and it's not like he uses his money to hire people who don't provide any value.
Safe to say, Jim never took any courses in business. And if he did, he failed them all.
 
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I do wonder what the state of his personal finances are, £8000 or ao goes in per month but what does Jimbo spend it on and how much is saved would be an interesting thing to look at.
I imagine Jim is the kind of person to never save back any of his income. He probably spends most of it on toys and other junk as soon as it comes in.
 
I imagine Jim is the kind of person to never save back any of his income. He probably spends most of it on toys and other junk as soon as it comes in.
Pretty much. Most people have a threshold where they would eventually get a point where they earn more money than they can spend. Especially if you're older and have your habits locked in. Jim was thirty when he left Escapist and started making 10k a month, and by that point he should have had his expenses established. Instead, he saw all this money coming in, used it to buy boglins, and never stopped.

You know, typically when you move, you start to realize how much excess shit you have and curtail your spending, sometimes even selling things so you have an easier time next move. Jim moved from Mississippi to Conrad's place, then to the UK, and he's still buying excessively. I wouldn't be surprised if he let his ex-wife and Conrad keep shit and he just rebought his collection.
 
Pretty much. Most people have a threshold where they would eventually get a point where they earn more money than they can spend. Especially if you're older and have your habits locked in. Jim was thirty when he left Escapist and started making 10k a month, and by that point he should have had his expenses established. Instead, he saw all this money coming in, used it to buy boglins, and never stopped.

You know, typically when you move, you start to realize how much excess shit you have and curtail your spending, sometimes even selling things so you have an easier time next move. Jim moved from Mississippi to Conrad's place, then to the UK, and he's still buying excessively. I wouldn't be surprised if he let his ex-wife and Conrad keep shit and he just rebought his collection.

He should have done what every 40-something does when he gets comfortable with money and bored with life. Get an expensive classic project car, dump all money in it and forget you even had a wife (or whatever that swamp thing Jimmie has). Then spend the leftover on a boat or something.

But no, the fatass had to make things complicated for himself and is committing a slow self-castration because of a fetish and mental illness.

I think the thing that sets Jim apart from most other lolcows is that (aside from a number of breatubers) he has all the things he needs to succeed in life and yet fucks up royally while gaslighting himself that everything is okay and that he's "living his best life". Funny how self-proclaimed socialists and woketards tend to be the most decadent, wasteful and useless shitstains on this Earth.
 
Literally who is still watching him at this point? lol
Side on to that, does anyone happen to know how long you have to watch a video on YouTube for it to count as a view? I'm wondering if a percentage of Jim's views might be the result of people stumbling onto his content and sticking around just long enough to try and process the man-made horror beyond their comprehension.
i'd argue that the Kinect wasn't a failure. It certainly excited casual gamers when it was announced, and it's even very successful in real life, outside of gaming. A lot of companies and governments use it.
The Kinect only failed because all the games for it were shit and didn't work. That might sound like saying 'I'm only wet because I fell in the pool' but my point is MS weren't dumb for trying to capitalise on the motion control bandwagon, and they weren't even dumb for trying to distinguish their product where Sony just copied Nintendo, it just didn't pan out because the tech wasn't suited for how they wanted to use it.

Midwits like Jim love to Monday morning quarterback, but the reality, especially in a market as unpredictable as the tech space, is that whether or not you end up being a Sony or a Sega a lot of the time comes down to pure luck and being in the right place at the right time.
 
Side on to that, does anyone happen to know how long you have to watch a video on YouTube for it to count as a view? I'm wondering if a percentage of Jim's views might be the result of people stumbling onto his content and sticking around just long enough to try and process the man-made horror beyond their comprehension.
Clicking on a video still counts as a view, but YouTube’s monetization (last I checked) is more affected by how long you keep viewers watching, hence how video essays and let’s players came to dominate over animators.
 
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