Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kulee Baba]

Also, unexpected insigth from Warski. Yes, it was Dick who pushed Ralph to destroy his life because he thought it was funny.

To be fair it is funny. Hilarious infact. Ethan was going to implode post-Youtube regardless.

And the funniest part is Ethan would be so much worse without "Brokedick Farms" giving him free advertisement.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I don't wish the wrath of the IRS on anyone be it Ralph, Nick, or even Keffles if he wasn't a Canadicuck. Not even as a joke. FUCK THE IRS.

IRS are such hardass sticklers they actually had non-anonymous whistleblowers going after the Biden administration, which is their employer

 

[Telemeter]

To be fair it is funny. Hilarious infact. Ethan was going to implode post-Youtube regardless.

And the funniest part is Ethan would be so much worse without "Brokedick Farms" giving him free advertisement.

It was funny, but KF was not the one pretending to be Ralph's best friend and giving him advice on what to do and how to act, Dax was, which is where the Ralphamale persona came from.

Well, Josh did have direct control over Ralph, but that was out of Ralph's spite for Josh rather than Ralph holding Josh's opinions on high regards, like he does for Dick because he is a white trash retard.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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Duty calls, no show tonight ya'll.

Curious and terse cancellation message.

If this is true about the in-law connection and the foster child, it opens up a new line of speculation. Recalling that Nick supported a camp for trans youth to 'totally not be converted', there might have been a Mint Salad-esque situation where he supported the child in some kind of coming-out that was disfavored by the in-laws. They are hyper-religious, by all account.

This adds to the list of theories about confrontation about his drinking, working hours, and content. There was also the speculation that his father-in-law was an angry drunk, or some such.

If this timeline is correct, I lean more towards a family issue than a medical diagnosis, being cut off legally, or something to do with the Rekieta clan.

When was the last time Nick mentioned the mess that having his nieces and nephews over caused? They live VERY close and Nick has said that Kayla's sister (the mother) is her best friend.

The camp is not related to any drama on Kayla's side of the family because the camp is something that Nick's parents have supported financially for years. Like 15+ IIRC. If you look it up they even have a glowing profile on the charity website. It is yet another charity where there is an overlap between where Nick and his parents have donated. I think what is happening is Nick's mother is writing checks in Nick's name to charities she is already supporting anyway.

Though I think the speculation below is not quite correct, I think Nick's mother is writing the checks in Nick's name and not the family foundation (which sounds shady if it were to be true, which I don't think it is).

With all of Rekieta's charity talk, it got me thinking. He knows a lot about charity since he is trust fund kid. Attached is the tax return for 2022 for the Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation that Rekieta's mom is the Vice President of and Rekieta's grandparents founded. Notice the charity donated money to the Make a Wish Foundation in Minnesota in the amount $15,000 (page 12 of the attached file). On Make a Wish's Foundations Website (archive), they advertise Bob and Celeste Rekieta donated at the Superhero sponsor level. The Louis and Peaches Owen's Foundation is never mentioned. With all of Rekieta's talk about charity and being extremely technical, this seems a bit disingenuous to use a Foundation's funds and claim you yourself donated.

In terms of the drama, I feel it's pretty simple, Nick thought he was a real celebrity and stopped pretending about his views and desired lifestyle to his in-laws and local community.

 

[Haloperidol]

I’m so, so late to the bottle-licking discussion but I gotta add, I probably saw my grandfather mix a cocktail for himself and my grandmother a couple hundred times. You turn the bottle as you finish pouring and then it won’t drip down the side, you alkie dumbass. The fact this guy announces he buys $200 whiskey then regularly puts his gross mouth on it, and then tries to justify it, what a perfect demonstration of ‘you can’t buy class.’

Spoiler: staircase thought

Besides being trashy, it makes it clear you don’t intend to share the contents with anyone you love. Kind of a shame.

 

[Thugnificent]

I’m so, so late to the bottle-licking discussion but I gotta add, I probably saw my grandfather mix a cocktail for himself and my grandmother a couple hundred times. You turn the bottle as you finish pouring and then it won’t drip down the side, you alkie dumbass. The fact this guy announces he buys $200 whiskey then regularly puts his gross mouth on it, and then tries to justify it, what a perfect demonstration of ‘you can’t buy class.’

If you've ever eaten in a nicer establishment and ordered wine you'll notice the waiter/sommelier doing the same with the wine bottle.

 

[waffle]

I’m so, so late to the bottle-licking discussion but I gotta add, I probably saw my grandfather mix a cocktail for himself and my grandmother a couple hundred times. You turn the bottle as you finish pouring and then it won’t drip down the side, you alkie dumbass. The fact this guy announces he buys $200 whiskey then regularly puts his gross mouth on it, and then tries to justify it, what a perfect demonstration of ‘you can’t buy class.’

Nick professes to love quality whiskey, but from top to bottom he treats the experience like getting tanked on a bottle of Jim Beam white. Because for him it's really just conspicuous consumption plus getting tanked like a frat boy in your 40s

 

[RotPockets]

Nick professes to love quality whiskey, but from top to bottom he treats the experience like getting tanked on a bottle of Jim Beam white. Because for him it's really just conspicuous consumption plus getting tanked like a frat boy in your 40s

Why even drink whiskey to begin with, wouldn’t cognac or bourbon be a better experience? Whiskey is gross.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Why even drink whiskey to begin with, wouldn’t cognac or bourbon be a better experience? Whiskey is gross.

It's literally because when he became a lawyer he said "hey, lawyer's drink whiskey". That's all it was, he thinks it's what lawyers do, so he does it too.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I’m so, so late to the bottle-licking discussion but I gotta add, I probably saw my grandfather mix a cocktail for himself and my grandmother a couple hundred times. You turn the bottle as you finish pouring and then it won’t drip down the side, you alkie dumbass. The fact this guy announces he buys $200 whiskey then regularly puts his gross mouth on it, and then tries to justify it, what a perfect demonstration of ‘you can’t buy class.’

And if you're going to be trashy and lick the bottle then just drink straight out of it. Why dirty a glass?

I believe in you Nick, you can be more than the next Chris Chan. You can also be the next Shoenice!

 

[TheButcherknight]

@Spaded Dave Oh yeah? YOU know black people?!

You don't know fuckin' shit about me! I grew up around BLACK PEOPLE my ENTIRE life!!!

Hey faran welcome back . Oddly enough your channel just uploaded a bunch of clips. your timing is bad

 

[Harm]

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If anyone is interested, I guess.

Edit: I expect many "I love Eric, I wish him a billion million dollars" Maybe one "I love black people, they are hilarious". Also, it will be interesting to see if Nick will be sober at this time of the day, and how "sober Nick" will try to explain the situation. My guess is, it's going to be very wishy washy and in a very much balldawyer style.

An image truly says a thousand words. Eric July, the very first person in the thumbnail, because this is all his fault. Nick Rekieta, front and center, because he's the relatable bystander who happened to get caught up in it all. Pedo, smiling, because this is all haha funny jokes! Finally there's Dick Masterson, the last and furthest back of the bunch, the last one you're supposed to be thinking about in all this.

It's premiering live, it doesn't seem to be a live broadcast but something recorder previously. The first words out of NIck Rekieta when I tuned in were him coming to Pedo's defense by specifying that he does do standup comedy and that he respects Pedo for doing standup comedy. Thanks Nick, very cool!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

 

[Strix454]

Why even drink whiskey to begin with, wouldn’t cognac or bourbon be a better experience? Whiskey is gross.

Its the same as the mustang. No class. Not understanding how to even enjoy it. Spending money on something to create an impression. Good whiskey can have its place. But doing bottle after bottle of just whisky night after night would be horrible.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

And if you're going to be trashy and lick the bottle then just drink straight out of it. Why dirty a glass?

I believe in you Nick, you can be more than the next Chris Chan. You can also be the next Shoenice!

I knew this guy who was in a discord server I was in. He'd drink listerine (specifically the brown one cause it had more alcohol) because he wasn't legally allowed to buy actual booze yet. Somehow I can see Nick doing that too.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Good whiskey can have its place.

It's place is with some lemon juice and simple syrup in a 2|.75|.5 ratio dry shook with an egg white where it fucking belongs.

 

[KingofSomething]

Also, unexpected insigth from Warski. Yes, it was Dick who pushed Ralph to destroy his life because he thought it was funny.

Reminds me of the PPP stream where Zoom doxed Dax. He called Dax a bad friend for saying enabling Ralph's spiral by sending him booze wasn't his problem. He has this weird twisted moral where stopping a friend from falling on their face is apparently weak shit. Looking back, it should have been another red flag for Nick's morals too. I saw alogs who were more concerned for Ralph's health.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

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If anyone is interested, I guess.

Edit: I expect many "I love Eric, I wish him a billion million dollars" Maybe one "I love black people, they are hilarious". Also, it will be interesting to see if Nick will be sober at this time of the day, and how "sober Nick" will try to explain the situation. My guess is, it's going to be very wishy washy and in a very much balldawyer style.

Chrissie seriously bringing this garbage to Ant's show. Really not the audience for this.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

It's literally because when he became a lawyer he said "hey, lawyer's drink whiskey". That's all it was, he thinks it's what lawyers do, so he does it too.

I mean a lot of them probably do dealing with the worst humanity has to offer as a job. Imagine defending pedos.

 

[Telemeter]

Nick professes to love quality whiskey, but from top to bottom he treats the experience like getting tanked on a bottle of Jim Beam white. Because for him it's really just conspicuous consumption plus getting tanked like a frat boy in your 40s

Yeah, it's the act of spending a large amount of money then consuming it on a binge that gives him the satisfaction of buying an expensive bottle, not the quality of the whisky itself.

And, curiously enough, there is another Sektur favorite that does the exact same thing (or did, no money now).

That's right, this is another signature trait Dax's other e-son, Ethan Ralph.

Ralph gets exactly as much satisfaction off a $1 box of mac and cheese and a half eaten trash burger, as he does from a $80 steak. Ralph has no palate to speak of when it comes to food, it's all slop to consume to satiate his gluttony and nothing else, but if he can't pass up the chance of spending 10 times more than he needs just to take a seflie to flex on people who are not impressed to see a pig gorge himself.

And Rekieta has now become the same, he could buy a gallon of moonshine in a plastic bottle and he would enjoy it just as much as any of this stuff, but it wouldn't project wealth.

How embarrassing.