2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

变性黑鬼 said:
I'm prepared for the backlash but I'm willing to entertain my boy Christine's denial of raping his mother. Do we need a sex tape? No, but we do need something more concrete to overturn his denial. Like Barb's word that he did something to her, for example. Yes, I'm aware that she may not even remember what happened, but that is unfortunately how it is with sex crimes. Only Chris knows for certain what happened, and he's an extremely unreliable narrator.

Here's a list of things we know that happened:

-He cut up his original medallion

-He lied to Null about taking Barb's money from her account after being ordered to sever all contact with her

-He raped his PS3

We know he cut up the original medallion because we have footage of it. We know he violated his no-contact order and tried to lie to Null about it because we have screenshots of the conversation. We know he raped his PS3 because there is a video of it. Now let me ask you, if Chris told you that he pinned down his hapless PS3 on the bed and fucked it, would you believe him? No, of course not, he's probably making that up. Where's the video of you raping your PS3, Chris? Prove it.

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With me so far? Alright, hear me out.

Why are we taking his claim that he made Barb cum harder than Bob ever could at face value? Why do we believe his tall tale about an "older girlfriend" without evidence? Remember when he pretended to be an ordinary guy?
He pretended to be Ricardo Chantor, normal guy by day, hot gigolo stud by night, because trolls told him to do it.

He raped his PS3 and filmed it because trolls told him to do it. What if he pretended to have raped Barb because trolls made him do it? What if he refused to cross that line and rape his own mother, and then trolls took revenge on him by getting him imprisoned?

I have Lowtaxed it up in this post and hidden my true feelings behind jokes, but I genuinely hold out some hope for our boy Christine's innocence, and his future. Since I first heard about him in about 2007, it's slowly become apparent to me that he is a true blank slate. He started as a racist homophobe because that's what Bob was. Bob leaves the picture, troons swoop in (as they always do with fatherless children). If he has acted like a sadistic rapist, I think it's because sadistic rapists made him do it. Perhaps now that he might be under stricter supervision by normal people, their influence can at least rub off on him.
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Chris wasn't charged and held in prison for a year based just on the indirect evidence we know of. Either he admitted or barb admitted to it, or there was forensic evidence (including electronic). And he wasn't released because he's innocent, no matter what he thinks.

because of the nature of the tard card that he had played on his behalf, we were denied the fact finding of a trial. I'm still disinclined to give him the benefit of the doubt that a jury would (legally) had to give. It's just all fits too well.
 
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Isn't Chris taking estrogen? That combined with sitting inside all day playing with toys, and getting older, I doubt he has enough testosterone left to even get hard anymore. Let alone "actually" rape his own mother. I'd say there's a chance he lied about fingering the barbussy and making her squirt Sunny D everywhere to try and impress the evil bitch with how good he is at sex after she told him to so she would think "wow he's so good, i should have sex with him".
 
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Crungass said:
Isn't Chris taking estrogen? That combined with sitting inside all day playing with toys, and getting older, I doubt he has enough testosterone left to even get hard anymore. Let alone "actually" rape his own mother. I'd say there's a chance he lied about fingering the barbussy and making her squirt Sunny D everywhere to try and impress the evil bitch with how good he is at sex after she told him to so she would think "wow he's so good, i should have sex with him".
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I don’t think he ever actually got a prescription for the estrogen Troons use for HRT.
He might have been taking estrogen or birth control pills he got from Barb or odd enablers, but I strongly doubt he ever went for a formal diagnosis for dysphoria.
If a brain quack got to him years ago, then said shrink would have quickly realized Chris needed treatment other than pink pills.

Plus he could always lay off any meds he was taking to get hard.

ObservingTheMadness said:
I doubt Hell would want Chris.
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Putting Chris on a perpetual reincarnation cycle of forcing him to live through his own life over and over would be the most effective Chris hell.
 
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FinnSven said:
Putting Chris on a perpetual reincarnation cycle of forcing him to live through his own life over and over would be the most effective Chris hell
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All of the parts he hates. All the freakouts. Each time he's reincarnated, the situation becomes worse. In each cycle, he would also be implanted with a device into both his amygdala and hypothalamus that would prevent him frome becoming desensitized to the situations.
 
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FinnSven said:
Putting Chris on a perpetual reincarnation cycle of forcing him to live through his own life over and over would be the most effective Chris hell.
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That is what could happen if the cosmic horror that is "eternal recurrence" were a thing, yet he could not remember previous cycles.

ToroidalBoat said:
Recurrence is a cosmic horror. If true, it means the universe eventually collapses in a Big Crunch, bounces back in a Big Bang, and time resets. Which would mean that when one passes away, the next thing they know, they'd be back in the womb to live the same life - over and over and over again. All the suffering and evil of the universe would repeat endlessly, the same crapshow over and over and over.

But in order for recurrence to happen, the universe has to be a closed system - nothing getting in or out. If it's not closed, time can't repeat perfectly. The universe also has to be able to contract - current evidence shows it's expanding forever. And even if there's a Big Crunch, time may not reset anyway. And in order for one to experience recurrence, there would have to be no afterlife taking one beyond spacetime.
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Optimus Prime said:
And he also desperately wants to believe he's Sailor Mercury.
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That one is new to me. A comic self-insert*, another comic self-insert, a "Mary Sue" pony self-insert, a vidya "goddess", Christ, and now a character who is what he is definitely not: smart and female. So how many identities does "Honor Roll" claim to be now?

*(that mashup of 2 corporate mascot characters because a teacher said "no copyrighted characters on that CD cover")
 
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Jesus christ that was a pain to sit trough.

I'm struggling to understand why the fuck they didn't lock him up somewhere without access to internet. I don't see it too healthy or very improving when the first thing this retard does is have a talk about fucking or not fucking his mom when the only person he should be talking to is the shrink of the looniebin.
 
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KeatonKoopa said:
Chris so delusional with that nasty ass Sonichu Medalian
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That cursed medallion is like a representation of Chris's soul.
It's like Dorian Grey's portrait, the more corrupted Chris gets the worse it looks.
I bet the one he shoved up his ass looked less fucked than that.
It looked for a couple of weeks like he'd finally learned something when he didn't immediately get back on the Internet but it's obvious by now Chris learns nothing.
Just ignore the sex toys, the bragging about his older gf, the geriatric sex manual and all the soul bonding shit, Chris dindu nothing.
Give me a break.
 
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