Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[waffle]

I knew this guy who was in a discord server I was in. He'd drink listerine (specifically the brown one cause it had more alcohol) because he wasn't legally allowed to buy actual booze yet. Somehow I can see Nick doing that too.

The shit they put in there to make you throw up if you drink it gives you stomach cancer if you habitually do it anyway.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Balldo man can only hurt null and the farms. He wants everyone around him to embrace his hypocrisy and low moral standards, but it's literally a deal with the devil.

Any rapprochement would make null look as hypocritical as Rekieta looks. Which is precisely what he wants, of course.

A deal with the devil insinuates gaining something in return for your very soul and everything you have, not even Reikita can give that because he has literally nothing to give, he just takes like a leech.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The "no interesting cases to cover" statement is such a retarded cope. Hey Nose, maybe you should start covering murder/death cases that aren't politically charged? Start following literally any story that pops up on True Crime Daily. Nose could've made bank covering the Vallow/Daybell case (still ongoing technically) and he could be covering Delphi. Dig up some weird old cases to cover and discuss.

But seeking out cases requires WORK he doesn't want to put in and using money for FOIAs is money that could go to shitty whiskey. Has he ever even talked about Patrick Tomlinson? Lmfao.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

The "no interesting cases to cover" statement is such a retarded cope. Hey Nose, maybe you should start covering murder/death cases that aren't politically charged? Start following literally any story that pops up on True Crime Daily. Nose could've made bank covering the Vallow/Daybell case (still ongoing technically) and he could be covering Delphi. Dig up some weird old cases to cover and discuss.

But seeking out cases requires WORK he doesn't want to put in and using money for FOIAs is money that could go to shitty whiskey. Has he ever even talked about Patrick Tomlinson? Lmfao.

Somehow, Bruce Rivers the criminal lawyer from Minnesota with over a million subs on YT, has some.

 

[Working]

that would imply he wasn’t part of their clique, and wasn’t hood, or at least didn’t have enough street cred

Blacks are irrational and would turn on their friends if they felt disrespected. What proves nick is not hood is the fact that nigger was a male cheerleader. Hood niggas never cheer on the abilities and accomplishments of others.

 

[genericwhitemale]

To be fair it is funny. Hilarious infact. Ethan was going to implode post-Youtube regardless.

And the funniest part is Ethan would be so much worse without "Brokedick Farms" giving him free advertisement.

I think he's right, tho. Even after the Pillstream in 2019, Ralph still had a sizeable audience and some stability on Dlive. Ralph definitely seemed to start drinking a lot after the divorce with Nora and Dick did absolutely nothing to stop him. Maybe he said stuff privately, but considering this was a guy who tried to force Asterios to call in to talk about his grievances with him instead of resolving it privately like grown ups, that seems really unlikely. He continued to laugh at Ralph's antics and told people to go fuck themselves when they said "hey, your friend is an alcoholic and as someone who knows him, you should try and stop him before he hurts the people around him." He even said to Corey Barnhill of all people (cursed though his name is on this site) on the infamous May 7rashfire stream that you're supposed to help an alcoholic by giving them alcohol. Yet in the final call in with Josh, he did this very serious "yeah I think Ralph needs to lay off the booze and I think he's hurt" shtick.
I'm with Andy. If Dick wasn't a complete sociopathic hedonist, I doubt a lot of what happened to Ralph would've happened. He wouldn't tried to remain sober, he wouldn't have gotten with a mentally ill 18 year old and he wouldn't have tried to burn every professional bridge he had. He's the definition of an enabler, and now he's doing it again with Nick.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Blacks are irrational and would turn on their friends if they felt disrespected. What proves nick is not hood is the fact that nigger was a male cheerleader. Hood niggas never cheer on the abilities and accomplishments of others.

I never assume any male cheerleaders are straight either. Just sets off my gaydar to the moon.

 

[Potatoherder]

A better idea is to remove 'law' from his name and just mimic coomalot. He doesn't want to do law content anymore.

 

[Chibitzen]

Yeah, it's the act of spending a large amount of money then consuming it on a binge that gives him the satisfaction of buying an expensive bottle, not the quality of the whisky itself.

And, curiously enough, there is another Sektur favorite that does the exact same thing (or did, no money now).

That's right, this is another signature trait Dax's other e-son, Ethan Ralph.

Ralph gets exactly as much satisfaction off a $1 box of mac and cheese and a half eaten trash burger, as he does from a $80 steak. Ralph has no palate to speak of when it comes to food, it's all slop to consume to satiate his gluttony and nothing else, but if he can't pass up the chance of spending 10 times more than he needs just to take a seflie to flex on people who are not impressed to see a pig gorge himself.

And Rekieta has now become the same, he could buy a gallon of moonshine in a plastic bottle and he would enjoy it just as much as any of this stuff, but it wouldn't project wealth.

How embarrassing.

I never did understand why people thought of him as a connoisseur of alcoholic things just based on what you've expressed here. The most he can comment is "Yup, it tastes like used tire grease" when chatting with orbiters who have tried. It should be a time to slow down and enjoy the experience while entertaining one's alleged audience.

Yet another cancellation? So tragic.

Somehow, Bruce Rivers the criminal lawyer from Minnesota with over a million subs on YT, has some.

Does he really? Good for him. I never liked it when he started getting into certain politics because it came off quite smug. However, I understand that probably entertains the shit out of his particular audience. The rest of his content seemed generously informative and he doesn't seem to be a bad dude. Hard at work unlike our alleged Grift King.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Bruce Rivers backstory is that he married and had two children. For whatever reason, his wife killed herself about 20? years ago. He then resolved to work on building his practice and raising his children which also seem to be successful non-cows. He never remarried afaik.

 

[RotPockets]

Its the same as the mustang. No class. Not understanding how to even enjoy it. Spending money on something to create an impression. Good whiskey can have its place. But doing bottle after bottle of just whisky night after night would be horrible.

So if he had a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle he would most likely eat the bottle after finishing it, or just break it down in his colon like a suppository. Brokedick Nick wouldn’t waste a drop or a single wisp of vapor. It would be funny watching him use a syringe to draw it out of the bottle since he is so cheap and low class.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As funny as that would be, I'm pretty sure that message went out quite a while before what happened on Sean's show. When I went to go timestamp it, the stream had just finished, and that chat message was gone over near the end. I think @Pippa's Greasy KB was also watching it live. I could be wrong about that though.

I do think Nick's not gonna be amused, however, the last time I said something like that, Sean showed up on Nick's show again (the one where he called out CGoody), so who the fuck knows... I think maybe Sean might be granted greater deference in terms of poking fun at Nick than somebody like @Kalea. I don't think Nick really relishes triggering the Lawtube civil war (though that doesn't mean he might not be dumb enough to some day).

When I said "Stay safe, Sean" it was more in reference to Sean staying safe from Nick's retarded fans, and even then it was mostly in jest. What's somebody like CGoody really gonna do? Fart in Sean's general direction? Call him fat again?

Just advising my confirmation that it did indeed get put out far in advance of Sean's stream.

The camp is not related to any drama on Kayla's side of the family because the camp is something that Nick's parents have supported financially for years. Like 15+ IIRC. If you look it up they even have a glowing profile on the charity website. It is yet another charity where there is an overlap between where Nick and his parents have donated. I think what is happening is Nick's mother is writing checks in Nick's name to charities she is already supporting anyway.

Well there that thought goes into the bin. Poor Nicholas does not even think we police our own theories... Fact checking in short order...

I agree that he is likely on the outs with the local in-laws and the church community. The cancelled streams would make sense if they are no longer having help shuttling kids around in combination with their cousins or in-laws providing child care.



As an aside, LOCALS is making more updates so the site is running more chopping recently, but they did manage to fix the active user counter in the live chat, and for the last few days it has hovered between 11 and 23 when Nick is not streaming. This is down from a few months ago where it was around 40 consistently. Those yearly subs have dropped off, I would think...

Keep watch for signs of e-begging behaviour.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Seeing some posts about Nick's worst day being related to church. Here's a refresher along with a new clip near the end about Nick's Bad Minute:

May 30th 2022: Everything's Fine

Nick had "not a great weekend" on Memorial Day weekend in 2022. There were some down days, but things are much better.

"Don't worry about me. Everything's fine."

There was 7 weeks of work and stress. No complaints, there's just been a "cool down for a bit... and the cool down... wasn't the best day. Ha ha ha ha."

Spoiler: The Cool Down

The Cool Down:

June 10th, 2022: Suffering Alone Together

Nick says he loves Kayla a lot because she's been a help to him when he's been suffering the most, citing the "rough spot" as that time. Unclear if this means Nick was suffering alone at this point.

Spoiler: The Suffering

The Suffering:

June 13th, 2022: Friends, Extended Family, Family, and God (also sex dungeons and Jamaica)

Nick has been going through the most trying time in his entire life (x2).

Nick is dealing with dual feelings related to Depp trial. His income is very high, he loves his job, and the only thing he wants to buy is a super car even though he knows that it's shortsighted (taxes and such). He and Kayla can now expand their house (we learn later in 2023 that this was the sex dungeon he's been trying to get during COVID). On other fronts he isn't doing well, referencing the hardest day in his entire life from two weeks and a couple days ago (placing it on Memorial Day weekend).

The two things he is trying to reconcile seem to be the high point and the low point in his life. The high point is the professional success from Depp and Rittenhouse, the low has yet to be disclosed.

Nick finds satisfaction in his career because he's a man (women love their careers too "and that's cute, but [men have been doing it longer]").

The issue in his life involve friends, extended family, family, and God. Unclear if this is one problem influencing the aspects of his life simultaneously, or if there are many problems happening at the same time.

Nick's says that his fans balance out the high and low that he is in because they make him feel good about himself by thanking him for the good he does in the world. Nick tells a story about a guy whose daughter was killed by a drunk driver that goes nowhere, and people giving him vague validation.

Nick also is having something of an existential crisis with questions that he's either not allowed to ask or there are no answers. He also claims to be playing chess with God, but Nick is okay with this because it means God exists and God only does this so we acknowledge Him and to teach us things- "FUUUUUUUUUCK".

This is also the stream where he reveals that he's going to Jamaica.

Spoiler: Friends, Extended Family, Family, God, Chess, Sex Dungeons, and Jamaica

Friends, Extended Family, Family, and God:

Chess With God:

Sex Dungeon:

Jamaica:

July 4th, 2022: The Bad Month

Note: dog barking is not on Nick's end (Cynthia's dog).

Nick is still on the darkest walk of his life. Nick holds himself up as an example of what to do. Follow Nick, follow the light, follow his trained eyes.

The new worst day is now July 2nd (or 3rd) since the recording was done late on July 4th and Nick's idea of yesterday may be relative. Nick says that he is "struggling y'all" and no walk is perfect. The last month has "the hardest days of all of it".

Spoiler: A Bad Month

Bad Month:

October 12th, 2023: The Bad Minute

Someone called Coof superchats and Nick has never understood suicide, but has wondered about it. A while ago a bunch of stress hit him all at once in one moment, weird circumstances that he won't get into that are much gayer than what anyone thinks.

Though he never considered harming himself, Nick thought to himself that he would be okay with dying for a "transient minute". Then he was like "whooooah" because it was so "fucking dark". Then he was "baffled" that people have to deal with this all the time.

He then explains how suicide isn't the answer and then jokes about it by saying only people who are murdered deserve to die.

The whole thing seems to undermine what he was going though in the summer of 2022, but Nick is also trying to show off how grounded and wise he is.

Spoiler: A Bad Minute

A Bad Minute:

Putting it together:

It sounds like Nick was trying to unwind after a stressful period when something happened over Memorial Day weekend in 2022. Knowing how Nick and Kayla like to blow off steam (remember that they would still be trying to build their sex dungeon in their house), there's a good chance that their "cooldown" involved degeneracy or substance abuse. Whether this is related to the inciting event or not isn't made explicit, but then Nick was still trying to hide a lot more from his general audience at this point.

It sounds like someone did something and got found out by the wrong person(s). Whatever concerned parties found out, Nick knew it was bad, but didn't think it was a big deal at first until it evidently came back in a big way (kind of a one-two punch). Things got progressively worse from there.

Nick thinks this impacted him most of all and it made him okay with dying for an entire minute, and though he wasn't suicidal at all, it blew his mind how dark he was being. While he consistently focuses on his suffering, Nick doesn't talk about what the inciting event was or why it impacted his relations with friends/extended family/family/God. Overall, it sounds like Nick and/or Kayla either couldn't dodge accountability for something or they responded poorly to concern from others.

Nick responded by throwing himself to his fans who he claims balance things out for him and the rest if history. Nick became more degenerate and wrote off anyone who threatened his hedonistic tendencies. This even eventually led him to attack a number of his precious fans and anyone concerned about his wellbeing as they watched him decay into what he is now.

In general, those "close to [Nick]" don't matter that much to him anymore, and from the looks of things, this likely includes friends, extended-family, family, and God.

The bad day was probably made worse because Nick responded poorly to feedback from others regarding his conduct or general state of being (see valid criticisms like "non-practicing lawyer" for examples) and then, in true Nick fashion, tried to get them to burn the bridge to satisfy his ego. This was likely precipitated by something Nick and/or Kayla did which could be any number of things, though it's a good bet that it pertains to otherwise hidden aspects of their lifestyle.

Maybe it was infidelity as perceived by a family member who discovered their "monogamous" nightlife. Perhaps it was a contractor with loose lips regarding Nick's would-be sex dungeon. It could also be an intervention about Nick's substance use or even Nick being a closeted something and him being unable to reconcile it without ultimately openly validating degeneracy as a whole.

In any case, expect Nick to focus on his own hardship or admit that he didn't have the best "tone" when handling friends/family/God before he ever addresses the inciting events/behaviors that created the problem in the first place (see Nick's 7 hour Eric stream debacle for a recent example).

Whatever the situation was, Nick definitely made it worse.

 

[Harm]

Somehow, Bruce Rivers the criminal lawyer from Minnesota with over a million subs on YT, has some.

Bruce Rivers helpfully has his son who helps find content for him in terms of cases or legal news stories or interesting videos to react over. He's putting out videos almost daily and covering ongoing trials with 200k-300k views. Most of his content isn't politics oriented, so if you dislike his takes then they're avoidable. Plus he's never befriended a known pedophile such as Christopher Gesualdi, so that's another tally in the "pros" column.

Instead of stupidly asking your audience what trials to cover, perhaps Nick could hire a researcher who actively seeks out interesting cases which he can shine a spotlight onto? Oh, who are we kidding? He's more interested in finding black prison rapists and nameless whores he can fawn over instead.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Here's a refresher

Even just looking at the difference in appearance in your clips vs today is telling. Way more drastic than I remembered. Appreciate the refresher.

 

[Captain Manning]

Down by another 1K.

Note that my earlier prediction of it dropping to 463k early this week was off (or more specifically, Socialblade's data isn't granular and updated quick enough). It would appear that the heightened sub loss seen in the wake of the 7 hour drunk ragestream against July has now arrested somewhat. Instead of -700 subs per week, he is now losing about -460 per week, or 2K per month.

I'm probably not gonna post this every 1K drop from here on in, because it's kinda boring and lame, but I DO think it's interesting that there was an increase in sub loss amidst the 7 hour drunken ragestream. I see it as more quantifiable proof that listening to Dick is a dumb idea.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Oh, who are we kidding? He's more interested in finding black prison rapists and nameless whores he can fawn over instead.

Remember, Nick is a Twitter and social media addict, on top of the alcohol addiction. That's why he has to befriend all those lovely ebony prostitutes, male and female!

Why, all those family weekends, early mornings and late nights, spent bitching on twitter is totally worth that $2 net a month! Which, if you work out the hourly rate, I bet he's not even making ten cents an hour for all his wonderful Twitter posting.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick's worst day was caused by genetic testing coming back with proof that he's not in fact a Houston melanated brotha, but a WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGA. This shattered his concept of self, leading to the death spiral we witness today.

 

[Shagedan]

Blacks are irrational and would turn on their friends if they felt disrespected. What proves nick is not hood is the fact that nigger was a male cheerleader. Hood niggas never cheer on the abilities and accomplishments of others.

This is partly incorrect. Hood niggas are quick to laud the accomplishments of their friends, with the expectation that their support when “real nigga shit” goes down is repaid in vacations, social media clout and food. It is an honor culture where group members are expected to defend each other’s social standing with violence, and provide for the group’s immediate material needs whenever a one gains access to a large amount of money.

Nick, obviously, is not a hood nigga and has as much street cred as the Jonas Brothers. But he is a white loser, which means he thinks hood niggas are cool and will emulate this behavior by sucking off Dick, the “real one” who “got him out the (internet) hood.” And anyone who isn’t interested in giving him his “props” are “hataz” that he doesn’t have to acknowledge. He is worse than a nigger: he is a wigger. Choosing to be retarded is much worse than having the choice made for you.

 

[huckbeine]

Down by another 1K.

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Note that my earlier prediction of it dropping to 463k early this week was off (or more specifically, Socialblade's data isn't granular and updated quick enough). It would appear that the heightened sub loss seen in the wake of the 7 hour drunk ragestream against July has now arrested somewhat. Instead of -700 subs per week, he is now losing about -460 per week, or 2K per month.

I'm probably not gonna post this every 1K drop from here on in, because it's kinda boring and lame, but I DO think it's interesting that there was an increase in sub loss amidst the 7 hour drunken ragestream. I see it as more quantifiable proof that listening to Dick is a dumb idea.

AWESOME~! I hope there is going to be a trooning out and subscriber loss celebration stream arc just like Sterling