The Elder Scrolls

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So do you think Emil is going to name the new protagonist Desertborn?
Calling it now: the protagonist will be a former slave or otherwise have slave allegories even if he's not Argonian Redguard now that the old guard is gone but Todd and using shitty religious hymns like the made up mythos of the underground railroad as being totally just like the Jews. Bonus points for on the nose Holocaust references like the the ones not in the Alik'r sun as the "Unburned ones".
 
Either that or Emil is pulling a Druckman and pushing everyone else out of the company, but he doesn't strike me as that kind of person.
Really? Going all 'games is X, you're just not playing right' and then malicious sabotage sounds like druckmannnn
 
The options are endless for Emil. There's a hell of a lot that fits within the bounds of [anti-Christian, undeniably retarded, Current Year minus 5-thing]. For Starfield it was black people are valid nonsense from BLM and New Atheist bullshit. for Skyrim it was 'war is bad' in response to Iraq. Fallout 3 was just taking a huge shit on Jesus Christ.

For ES6 the theme will probably be around a Jew-analog because of Ukraine and Israel, or trannies because of course.
 
Really? Going all 'games is X, you're just not playing right' and then malicious sabotage sounds like druckmannnn
Emil hates the players, Cuckman hates the people actually working on the games. Because they didn't bend to his will and it wasn't what he wanted, so out of spite he pushed them out and then proceeded to commit character assassination on everything he didn't write for Last of Us, and made Last of Us 2 just lesbian abuse porn.
 
How long until Bethesda add a sex-change spell to TES VI?

Created by a Redguard John Money, who is widely celebrated across Tamriel for being the first farm tool minority in The Summerset Isles to make such a worthwhile advancement to magic.
 
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They'll make it a quest requirement. complete with new pronoun selection.
All the races will have the exact same attributes/skills because deep down, we're all the same, guys.
We're all equal, nobody is superior than anybody else. We're all able to accomplish what we want, no matter our background. :)

wait that's basically just Skyrim/ESO. bethesda did my joke for me
 
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All the races will have the exact same attributes/skills because deep down, we're all the same, guys.
We're all equal, nobody is superior than anybody else. We're all able to accomplish what we want, no matter our background. :)

wait that's basically just Skyrim/ESO. bethesda did my joke for me

I wouldn't be surprised if the reason they axed attributes in Skyrim was because Redguards had low intelligence. The Mad Leveler mod for Morrowind proved that they can be progressed correctly instead of the games' horseshit leveling systems.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the reason they axed attributes in Skyrim was because Redguards had low intelligence. The Mad Leveler mod for Morrowind proved that they can be progressed correctly instead of the games' horseshit leveling systems.
I wonder why Redguards have low Intelligence and Willpower, yet the highest Strength of all races.
Really makes you think.
 
How long until Bethesda add a sex-change spell to TES VI?
It would be funny if the NPCs noticed and made comments like they did if you took the sex change potion in Fable 2, those guys who would go "Didn't you used to be a man?" are unfathomably based by today's standards.

Prep those rainbows though, such transphobic behavior probably wouldn't be seen these days.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the reason they axed attributes in Skyrim was because Redguards had low intelligence. The Mad Leveler mod for Morrowind proved that they can be progressed correctly instead of the games' horseshit leveling systems.
To be fair, Nords are arguably the whitest race in the series and they had -10 intelligence as well.
 
Has Starfield changed or affirmed anyone's expectations for Elder Scrolls 6?
I had been cautiously optimistic for Starfield for a time following the reveal that it was going to be more RPG than Fallout 4, but the woke faggotry and God awful technical state has pretty much killed any interest I might have had.

I would say the closest Bethesda ever came to making a city feel large and appropriately lived in was The Imperial City back in Oblivion. They COULD do it by separating the cities into various districts but Bethesda is allergic to that kind of work because people expect actual content in population zones. Fallout 4 has like 3 not faction aligned settlements because they realized dropping workbenches was easier.
Kurt was the best writer that TES ever had. He was a torchbearer of keeping Tamriel’s more unique qualities and ideas alive. (No surprise as he has came up with so many of them.) His leaving will be to the creative detriment of 6. Such a massive mistake letting him go."

"With Kurt gone, my faith in TES6 has cratered.
Ah, he wasn't woke enough. They're going to replace him with a fat nigger troon because he likely has the cojones to tell them that ES isn't a woke liberal playground like DnD.
 
I feel like there's a lot of doom mongering here, I know 7/10 KF users can't go 5 min without whining about how da woke trannies are coming to take everything you love, but I really doubt that's going to happen with Elder Scrolls. It's a fantasy world with enough of an established setting that they have no need to fick with. ES 6 is definitely going to be mediocre at best but it'll be for all the reasons since Morrowind
 
I feel like there's a lot of doom mongering here, I know 7/10 KF users can't go 5 min without whining about how da woke trannies are coming to take everything you love, but I really doubt that's going to happen with Elder Scrolls. It's a fantasy world with enough of an established setting that they have no need to fick with. ES 6 is definitely going to be mediocre at best but it'll be for all the reasons since Morrowind
Have you seen the state of the Elder Scrolls modding community recently? Go take a look at the Beyond Skyrim thread for the Discord leaks, specifically for Morrowind and Blackmarsh. Bethesda also hired a bunch of modders for Starfield, specifically the interesting NPCs guy. Now that none of the people actually responsible for the established setting are still there, and Bethesda likes to fundamentally change the setting with each game (Oblivion ending the third era, Skyrim destroying Morrowind and the Thalmor destroying the Towers), nothing is sacred and it will be trooned. You know they won't bring back Kirkbride, or if they do they will just throw his work out like with Skyrim. Kuhlmann is gone so now Emil will have nobody to stop him. Jeremy Soule got accused of rape by a psycho and he will never be hired by Bethesda again even if he wins a court case proving his innocence, and they will just get Inon Zur to do everything. The series is dead, none of the people who were responsible for it are around, its just Todd and Emil who are going to fuck it all up with nobody around to tell them no.

*sigh*
 
The only ES modding I follow is the Morrowind scene, and Tamriel Rebuilt is some of the best Morrowind content out there, I feel like Ill just keep playing that as it's still chugging along. Troon or no modern Bethesda games are shit for non tranny related issues, like world building, plausibility, role playing, over simplification etc. The idea that your character has to be the most important loved guy in the world is a big reason I stopped caring about these games
 
The only ES modding I follow is the Morrowind scene, and Tamriel Rebuilt is some of the best Morrowind content out there,
Unfortunately even TR and the rest of Project Tamriel are full of trannies as well, but the good thing is that the leadership keeps them in check, for how long that will last I don't know. I think most of them are just doing random concept art or interior clutter, the easiest parts while still stroking the ego by technically having worked on the big Morrowind mods.
 
If the troons here halfway decent Morrowind designers I do not give a fuck. The most outrageous thing I've seen is a single lesbian couple, in hundreds of hours of TR content. Argonians with giant cocks are not propositioning me in Suran's House of Earthly Delights. Maybe the takeaway here is men are more technically/videogame inclined so there will be more trannies in video game fields

Shame about Jeremy Soule though I was not aware of that
 
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The only ES modding I follow is the Morrowind scene, and Tamriel Rebuilt is some of the best Morrowind content out there, I feel like Ill just keep playing that as it's still chugging along. Troon or no modern Bethesda games are shit for non tranny related issues, like world building, plausibility, role playing, over simplification etc. The idea that your character has to be the most important loved guy in the world is a big reason I stopped caring about these games
I personally never liked the whole "Chosen One" thing going on in Skyrim/Morrowind.

I prefer being some random asshole who goes from nothing to being a hero.

Hence why The Hero of Kvatch is my favorite protagonist, he's just some guy, there's nothing special about him. He's whoever the fuck I want him to be.
 
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