Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[The Punished Mitch]

$1k depo coming in, Keno will eat it in under 2 minutes.

 

[arsonic]

Someone NEEDS to post an archive of this stream holy shit

 

[Thief of Tables]

I'm sending Jack all my vibes for this $1000 depo. You rats are gonna look pretty stupid when he hits 100k tonight

EDIT: Did that even last 15 seconds?

 

[arsonic]

To summarize, in the past couple minutes:
He got a 1k depo
He lost 1k
He got the 1k back
He lost the 1k again
He got back to 500
He lost it all for real

I'm fucking hooked on this shit bro. What a rollercoaster.

Edit: It's now a couple minutes later, he lost another 1k depo and ended stream (he restarted in the time it took for me to write this). He claims to still be 10k up.

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm fucking hooked on this shit bro. What a rollercoaster.

LOL was up to $1400 or so, then bets $200 7 times all losses. Another $1k in and gone in 2 minutes I guess? He does like a reverse martingale type thing, each time he wins he goes up. Ragequit and said 'gimme 30 min'.

Back in 4 min or so, said 'I was going to gamble anyway, might as well do it live'.

Now going on how he wants loyalty above all. Another thing I'm sure he learned in prison. You always see the worst scumbags going on about unconditional love stuff.

ETA now up to $5k, said he'll stop if he loses. And actually is taking a break. Exited, went back, up to 6k. Now on the way down again as usual. This is why he literally can't win no matter what happens.

And, actually had a bit of a good run, and $0.

Give him 5-20 min to do another $1k deposit.

Edit: Did $500 deposit after 2-3 min again.

 

[Sneeds]

If I'm reading this thread right Bossman had 58K$ at his peak and has (so far) gambled away over 80% of it it under 30 minutes.

58K$ is enough for a new Corolla as well as the cash deposit to buy his own home or several years worth of rent.

But instead he lost it all.

Pog as a bitch indeed.

He could’ve purchased the top trim Civic

 

[DamnWolves!]

OK someone at Stake's gotta be fucking with him. Just went down like $50, took it all the way up to $5k in a fuckin absolutely unnatural heater, said he was done, hit the back button, then immediately came back in and started doing $800 bets and lost it all.

Now he's talking about how he's going to make enough so he can "hand it over to to his parents and just ask them when he wants something nice", since he's "winning $10k on the daily now", as if this is going to be his new normal lol

BossmanJack retirement fund arc?

 

[S1apSh0es]

Well after following his antics on MATI, I'm currently watching my first BMJ stream live. Holy shit. The man turned like $40 into $5,000 in less than 5min... Only to lose it all maybe 3min later. But good god, the way he was celebrating at hitting $5k, I just felt like he was about to cash out.... But then I remembered who I was watching.

It's truly a spectacle to see live. I had to pick my jaw up off the floor several times.

Sidenote, the Kick app on Android is so horribly broken to the point of being unusable.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

OK someone at Stake's gotta be fucking with him. Just went down like $50, took it all the way up to $5k in a fuckin absolutely unnatural heater, said he was done, hit the back button, then immediately came back in and started doing $800 bets and lost it all.

Now he's talking about how he's going to make enough so he can "hand it over to to his parents and just ask them when he wants something nice", since he's "winning $10k on the daily now", as if this is going to be his new normal lol

BossmanJack retirement fund arc?

For real someone has to be manually deciding, these runs have been completely insane. Casual $6.5k burned on Keno in under 90 minutes

 

[degengambalar]

Good chance he might lose it all tonight. I believe he woke up with $11,000(?) in his litecoin wallet and withdrew more. He had $25,000 in his wallet at one point. Hell he had over $50,000 in total he could've cashed out but kept going.

He is now down to $5,000 after losing 1k off stream. He went back live with $500 start.
4.5k in wallet.

UPDATE: $500 lost in minutes on stream. Cant deposit anymore reached stake limit.

 

[Drama Fan]

>I'm going straight to sleep

 

[DamnWolves!]

For real someone has to be manually deciding, these runs have been completely insane. Casual $6.5k burned on Keno in under 90 minutes

Believe he's gambling offline now, or it could be the blockchain lag?

 

[Jump]

He could’ve purchased the top trim Civic
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He could have gotten a top end band new civic and still had 1000's left over.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Believe he's gambling offline now, or it could be the blockchain lag?
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Now you're correct, he burned $1000 in like 5-10 minutes between streams. He came online and lost 400 in like a minute. He's already at his 10k depo limit

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He could have gotten a top end band new civic and still had 1000's left over.

He could've listened to that kike rapper gargle semen on a bose premium sound system - instead he chose to tell rats how tight their momma pussy is in between losing $500 a minute.

 

[degengambalar]

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He could have gotten a top end band new civic and still had 1000's left over.

Him constantly talking about buying a car is so retarded. For what purpose?
Dude move out of your fucking parents house first. He barely leaves his house he said himself he's a homebody. He doesn't need a car.

Its just a false dream he has for himself and his viewers. Makes it seem he has a goal and ambitions.
Reminder, his only goal every morning is to end the day with drugs. Nothing else.

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

The sad thing is, if he was making these bets at an actual off-strip casino, he'd be rolling in free rooms, complimentary lobsters, girls, coke, tickets to see whatever aging punk band he wanted to... legend has it that the hotel rooms in Vegas even have luxurious features that Austin can only dream of, such as "a door"!

Casino Keno has a house edge of 20% or more, whereas Stake Keno (if I'm understanding correctly) is super volatile but only has a house edge of 1%. Also, he couldn't beg the other patrons for money.

Now he's talking about how he's going to make enough so he can "hand it over to to his parents and just ask them when he wants something nice", since he's "winning $10k on the daily now", as if this is going to be his new normal lol

Since BMJ is guaranteed to gamble away any assets he gets giving his money to his parents actually is the smart thing for Austin to do.

 

[3dB]

Idea for the next Saw movie:
You wake up restrained to a chair. Next to you is the bossman doing his thing.
"If you want to live, convince him to stop."

 

[Merry]

I'm absolutely fascinated by his neurology. I really wish we could put him in a PET scanner while he gambles to see what's going on in that head

 

[A Man on Fire]

I'm absolutely fascinated by his neurology. I really wish we could put him in a PET scanner while he gambles to see what's going on in that head

I’m sure neurologists have been studying addict brains for decades. No doubt BMJ is no different. The only thing that’s interesting is that he’s a streamer and anyone can watch his degeneracy in real time. I’d like to see him an hero on stream.

 

[Merry]

I’m sure neurologists have been studying addict brains for decades. No doubt BMJ is no different. The only thing that’s interesting is that he’s a streamer and anyone can watch his degeneracy in real time. I’d like to see him an hero on stream.

You are 100% correct on the studies. But don't tell me you wouldn't also be interested to know exactly how badly the inhibitory parts of his brain are functioning?