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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Maybe he'll become a lich king (of the sektur bish) and hit up Ashley or Eugena.
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No sign of Piggy in 18 hours. Prob just out with friends enjoying his enriching and fast-paced lifestyle.
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That hairline is so bad, and his head is so shiny doesn’t help
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His choice of set dressing is doing a great job of accentuating his uneven sunburn and recent haircut. Every amateur thinks black backgrounds are cool.
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This is funny as hell, I can't knock a guy getting one over on Cog.
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Ralph you were never a star let alone a superstar. You just had a platform people would come on and be entertaining while you were either background noise or derailed the content. Even that traffic was due to the work(unpaid lol) of other people.
I agree with the sentiment but Ralph is not getting one over on Cog with this because it is total delusional thinking from Ralph and Cog is just going to turn it into a paid video that his pigs(the fuck does he even have them) will shell out money to prompt.
It will be just like the all-time living legend clip.
The only way Ralph could truly get one over on Cog is to stop acknowledging him at all but Ralph is incapable of that since Cog is like the only person from the Killstream Glory Days who still even acknowledges him.
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Oh nvm. He was just spending 14 hours rehearsing a WWE style promo clip that nobody cares about.
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Elderly disembodied head boasting in a poorly scripted, unhinged voice is a choice. Look at that massive sunburnt melon though lol.
You don’t sound well Ralph. Like mentally unwell and old. It’s the voice bro. It’s all over the place, from high up in the alps like cluster B Heidi to down in the Marianas trench sob-whining when you say ‘Cawg’ the same way you used to say ‘I hope you Diiieeeee Jiiim.’ It almost sounds like dyskinesia, maybe from antipsychotics? Is it too much to hope you’re under proper medical or psychiatric care for once in your life?
Anyways good luck with your career and mental health journey big guy. Learn to use a condom so no more children have to suffer you k thx.
You don’t sound well Ralph. Like mentally unwell and old. It’s the voice bro. It’s all over the place, from high up in the alps like cluster B Heidi to down in the Marianas trench sob-whining when you say ‘Cawg’ the same way you used to say ‘I hope you Diiieeeee Jiiim.’ It almost sounds like dyskinesia, maybe from antipsychotics? Is it too much to hope you’re under proper medical or psychiatric care for once in your life?
Anyways good luck with your career and mental health journey big guy. Learn to use a condom so no more children have to suffer you k thx.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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Def hope he’s got some meds for the schizophrenia his daddy give him mixed in with the uppers.
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Doubt it. Ralph would be better off with delusions of grandeur at this point because then he'd actually have something to believe in. At this point he's trying his best to look like he still cares or is still a meaningful player in anything that goes on in the sektur because he knows that that's what he's supposed to do. If he suffered from some sort of genuine madness he'd stand a chance at a comeback instead of just fading off into oblivion like he is now.
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"I have lots of all-time, classic Killstream clips"
Like when Cog's suitcase pimp put you on the ground? Now, that clip is truly a great moment. Another great clip is watching your chair snake you in real time. To round out this trifecta, your (multiple) service at Guntamania is, once again, another classic. Notice how your "all time greats" aren't about your winning personality, but watching you take massive, unreal Ls.
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And the one thing that is a classic that doesn't put him in direct bad light (The boulder stream when they caught Mundane Matt) would put him in a bad light today when he openly revels in false flagging.
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I will say this, compared to cog, Ralph is indeed a superstar. Then again compared to cog just about anyone is a super star. I'm a super star, you're a super star, just about everyone here is a super star compared to that guy.
Except ChristorianX.
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Except ChristorianX.
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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yup, I mean cog I don't really know anything about him other than the second portugal beatdown and even then that was more dan than Cog. With ralph there's a whole number of memorable stuff from all the early 2018 metokur episodes, the healstream, the boulder talk radio thing, and to all the shenanigans with his breakup with AF. In the internet celebrity contest I think ralph beats cog for memorability even if most of it is stuff he'd rather us not remember.