Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[ForTheHoard]

What a ride. I'm glad I was here for it.

Spoiler: fun pics for all

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

He actually hit it big, like big, and he gambled it all away. Like, didn't even save some of it or anything.
I'm blown away, he's like a cartoon of a gambler it's almost unbelievable.

 

[Love Is Blue]

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HOLY
FUCKING
SHITBALLS

 

[mlanguishi]

He actually hit it big, like big, and he gambled it all away. Like, didn't even save some of it or anything.
I'm blown away, he's like a cartoon of a gambler it's almost unbelievable.

He's still back live right now, 4:12am his time. Figuring he got his locked Stake hundred or so and he said something about having another $1000 in his bank account.

ETA He's playing runescape.. Maybe he's in shock or something, or just doesn't give a shit.

 

[Sneeds]

He went from a real Civic type R to a downloadable jpg of a Civic. I can’t wait for Tuesday’s MATI

 

[ditto]

Bossman showed his Stake statistics on screen. He wagered $391,025 just today

Spoiler: BossmanStats

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Red alert! He looked through the couch cushions and found a 5 houndo he hid away on his paypal. The Honda Civic is still on the menu let's climb!

 

[¨¨¨]

The official statement from the desk of BossmanJackView attachment 5431658

That statement demonstrates how his crippling gambling addiction is made possible;

Bossmans is an unambitious,shameless,parasitic bum living life on easy mode despite being a broke NEET wastrel because his parents ensure that no matter how much he gambles away and no matter how broke he is he'll always be guaranteed his own private room with a cozy bed to sleep in a three hot meals every day.

If you desire nothing more than shelter,food and a lit joint in your mouth then what's the point of improving and trying to better yourself when you're guaranteed to get it no matter how much of a failed fuck-up you are.

Him parents need to stop enabling him by ensuring to he starts to fully experience the repercussions of his gambling addiction instead of guaranteeing him a comfortable life no matter what he does.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

The official statement from the desk of BossmanJackView attachment 5431658

Maybe the real Honda Civic was the rats we made along the way!

 

[EatYourVeggies]

I don't think he understands the value of money and it's uses. To him it's entertainment only. He doesn't need to work for his money, he doesn't pay his own bills, he has no idea about real-life uses of money. That is why he has been taking this huge loss the same way as if he lost 4 dollars. Damn guys, can anyone juice me?

 

[KokoDekka]

50k gone in 2 days. If I was him I'd probably actually kill myself.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

The end
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It's slowly starting to sink in
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Not a single dollar lose and probably get more BmJ viewers hooked on keno.
Eddie's gambit really paid off.

 

[Vect]

I like the fact that he has enough perspective and self-awareness to realise that it’s a banal, meaningless occupation and that he’s extremely lucky to be in the position he’s in, but not quiet enough to lament the fact he’s an unemployed crack smoking terminal gambling addict who forcefully ‘redecorates’ his parents house and hardware.

His mind must just be kaleidoscope of dopamine, cocaine and flashing lights.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Austin's dad when he goes to wake up his son to buy the honda civic and hopefully start the journey of him becoming sober, getting a job and moving out like his other son.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The real issue is his brain is rewired now. So even if he has a big $2k come up, which normally would be a huge win, his dopamine receptors will be underwhelmed because he’s won $2k in a single keno spin before. The other problem is statistically it’s unlikely he ever has that kind of insane come up again, so he’ll just be unsatisfied chasing it. He broke his brain and doesn’t have anything to show for it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Austin was getting too cocky, he had to be put in his place. Keno is a harsh mistress. A normal man would have learned a lesson from this, but Austin knows real winners never quit.

 

[internet friend]

It's all finally gone. I think there's only one thing we can say about this 48k civic saga:

He tried so hard,
And got so far.
But in the end,
It doesn't even matter...

 

[Londo]

There's no way this retard lost 60k.

I could get pissing away a few thousand, but 60k is a legit life changing amount of money to have given to anyone in one go.

 

[JustStopDude]

I have to work in the casino industry from time to time. Austin isn't that unusual at all among the clientele. The entire reason why the industry doesn't do comps and shit the way they used to is because they figured out they don't need to. The degenerates will show up to a crackhouse to get their slot machine fix.

Go to any shitty river boat casino and you will see busses from retirement homes dropping off boomers in wheel chairs to sit in from of these same plachinko style screens, dumping their SS payments, while chain smoking next to their oxygen bottles.

It's just a tax on stupid, bored people.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Morning All!

Another day on the Bossman canoe-ride down the rapids.

Is he streaming $2k pulls on Keno today or out car shopping?

>checks thread

Fuck-a-duck!!

What a fucking mongo.