Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[indomitable snowman]

I knew this guy who was in a discord server I was in. He'd drink listerine (specifically the brown one cause it had more alcohol) because he wasn't legally allowed to buy actual booze yet. Somehow I can see Nick doing that too.

Nigga should just make prison hooch. Here's a simple recipe for you underage alkies out there

1 bottle of fruit juice (apple is best, but you can mix it up, sky is the limit)
1 cup brown sugar (or use white you racist honkey)
1 packed of yeast

Instructions:
Make sure you and your working environment are clean
pour out a cup of the juice from the bottle and drink it up.
Add the sugar and mix till dissolved
Add the yeast packet and mix a bit
Put the lid on partially so it is loose (or don't if you want to make a mess)
Wait a few weeks till the bubble stop
Put it in the fridge to get the yeas to settle to the bottom

Congratulations you have your very own hooch for $3


Maybe rakets will have to do that once he drinks himself bankrupt.

 

[zer0d4wn]

BTW bros. LBRY just died so Odysee only has volunteers seeding videos now. (And Odysee itself might die now because it was heavily linked with them.) Just make sure you're backing up to Rumble as well (or any other sites).

 

[ChromaQuack]

You're all putting too much effort into it, it's really simple.

Balldoverse. Here's a (shitty) mockup of the icon:

Spoiler: Spoiler because it's big even as thumbnail.

Nigga should just make prison hooch. Here's a simple recipe for you underage alkies out there

1 bottle of fruit juice (apple is best, but you canix it up, sky is the limit)
1 cup brown sugar (or use white you racist honkey)
1 packed of yeast

Instructions:
Make sure you and yours working environment is clean
pour out a cup of the juice from the bottle and drink it up.
Add the sugar and mix till dissolved
Add the yeast packet and mix a bit
Put the lid on partially so it is loose (or don't if you want to make a mess)
Wait a few weeks till the bubble stop
Put it in the fridge to get the yeas to settle to the bottom

Congratulations you have your very own hooch for $3


Maybe rakets will have to do that once he drinks himself bankrupt.

I heard there's this guy called King Cobra who's both a very attractive incredibly well smelling sexy goth and a connoisseur of home made alcohol, he should ask him for advice.

 

[Shagedan]

You're all putting too much effort into it, it's really simple.

Balldoverse. Here's a (shitty) mockup of the icon:

Spoiler: Spoiler because it's big even as thumbnail.

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I heard there's this guy called King Cobra who's both a very attractive incredibly well smelling sexy goth and a connoisseur of home made alcohol, he should ask him for advice.

I’ve often wondered what it takes for a lolcow and his orbit to get their own subforum. I would imagine that there’s other retards out there doing much dumber shit than Nick with way more eyes on it that don’t have their own. This thread has a pretty constant stream of activity but it’s never particularly fast. I don’t even think it’s been featured during the lolcow arc yet.

 

[Captain Manning]

No sooner did I say Nick's loss rate has lessoned somewhat than I check today, and Socialblade braped and but him back down at -700 per week and -100 per day.

TL;DR, Socialblade is such a piece of shit ever since Youtube changed their data reporting. I think the damn thing is just guessing at this point. I simply don't trust their projections anymore.

A greater amount of time still passed between 1K drops this time from the drop that followed the Eric July drunkstream tho.

This bitch has seen "Catch Me If You Can" one too many times.

Honey, why would the FBI care about shoplifting at Walmart? That's the job of the local and state cops.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

You're such a sad seething little fuck nick.

Do you prep drex's bbc before he fucks your wife?

Funny how this thread used to suck your nuts, not so funny anymore huh?

 

[zer0d4wn]

Why is EVS talking about himself in 3rd person?

His actual Twitter got banned but he still wants to fling shit so he pretends to be a PR employee on his company Twitter. Even though it's clearly him. Aka ban evading.

 

[Swole McPole]

Translation: After I was caught, I snitched out all my dealers. Set people up, made buys with FBI money from people who would never have sold drugs if they hadn't been my friends and I begged them to do me a favour.
The FBI don't need anyone to tell them how to steal shit from stores. That's not rocket science. Telling them how you did it isn't going to get you any reduction in your sentence.

What they DO need are arrests. Get those numbers up Get those dealers further up the chain. Start a surveillance op on Rekieta''s locals chat and find out what that psychopath Still--Birth is up to.

 

[Captain Manning]

Translation: After I was caught, I snitched out all my dealers. Set people up, made buys with FBI money from people who would never have sold drugs if they hadn't been my friends and I begged them to do me a favour.
The FBI don't need anyone to tell them how to steal shit from stores. That's not rocket science. Telling them how you did it isn't going to get you any reduction in your sentence.

What they DO need are arrests. Get those numbers up Get those dealers further up the chain. Start a surveillance op on Rekieta''s locals chat and find out what that psychopath Still--Birth is up to.

Dude, as I just got done saying, shoplifting from brick and mortar establishments isn't even in the FBI's wheelhouse.

For the benefit of those of you that aren't American, we are a federal republic with several different layers of law enforcement. Local, county, state, federal. FBI is federal. Shoplifting is a crime under a state's penal code. The FBI doesn't usually give a a shit about people shoplifting crap from WalMart. She just mentioned the FBI to make her seem more connected.

I can pretty much guarantee you her story is 100% bullshit. Just laugh at her and move on.

 

[200MB]

Tonight's the night Nick opens for Chrissie Mayr! I pray to God we get some kind of recording out of this.

BTW bros. LBRY just died so Odysee only has volunteers seeding videos now. (And Odysee itself might die now because it was heavily linked with them.) Just make sure you're backing up to Rumble as well (or any other sites).

Heads-up @mitro.

 

[Swole McPole]

Dude, as I just got done saying, shoplifting from brick and mortar establishments isn't even in the FBI's wheelhouse.

Was it shoplifting though? I assumed she was probably a Walmart employee who was diverting large quantities of their stock to be sold off in one of those inter-state operations like the one that was recently busted with a warehouse full of sneakers in Chicago.

Interstate operation could be FBI business -- but I'm sure I was being overly generous. She probably just got fired for sneaking out a couple of steaks in her purse.

 

[Maude Snew]

Funny how this thread used to suck your nuts, not so funny anymore huh?

Well you can't anymore they're safely locked away in some sort of rubber contraption.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Ever seen a snake swallow and crush an egg? That's Nick with that bottle only it goes in the other end. You're welcome for that mental image.

Reminds me of the good ol' days of the internet where a man could sit on a mason jar in peace

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Maybe, maybe not.

If we count every pour he does to a glass a "drink" then for sure he is drinking more than 15 times a week.

I'd count every time he fills a glass a drink. Seems like the most logical way to count it if you ask me, but I don't drink.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Was it shoplifting though? I assumed she was probably a Walmart employee who was diverting large quantities of their stock to be sold off in one of those inter-state operations like the one that was recently busted with a warehouse full of sneakers in Chicago.

Interstate operation could be FBI business -- but I'm sure I was being overly generous. She probably just got fired for sneaking out a couple of steaks in her purse.

Yeah, someone dumb enough to still be paying for Nick's locals, probably isn't some master thief.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Casino Canucks covered Rekieta again tonight.

Holy shit, he literally looks like one of the caricatures I've seen in this board with the huge red nose and barely open eyes.
I would hire this guy for an alcohol abuse PSA.
Actually, fuck that. If I was doing a netflix adaptation of Disco Elysium, I would choose him for the main protag every time.

 

[BathTubShine]

Tonight's the night Nick opens for Chrissie Mayr! I pray to God we get some kind of recording out of this.
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I hope balldo cuck gets shitfaced again and doesn't know when to leave the stage.
2380 Pages you fucking loser coomer - hopefully lolsuit drains all of your money and Grandparents only save your kids this time, far away from you and your useless pillhead wife.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Tonight's the night Nick opens for Chrissie Mayr! I pray to God we get some kind of recording out of this.

Stand up comedy is an entirely different beast then his drunken hot tub streams.

I really really hope someone records it too.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I'd count every time he fills a glass a drink. Seems like the most logical way to count it if you ask me, but I don't drink.

"Drink" has a definition. In this case, the CDC is using the US National Institute of Health definition of "standard drink." Many countries and health authorities have their own "standard drinks" as well, but in this case specifically we're using this chart.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Nigga should just make prison hooch.

The Kingcobra way TWU

 

[RotPockets]

No sooner did I say Nick's loss rate has lessoned somewhat than I check today, and Socialblade braped and but him back down at -700 per week and -100 per day.

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TL;DR, Socialblade is such a piece of shit ever since Youtube changed their data reporting. I think the damn thing is just guessing at this point. I simply don't trust their projections anymore.

A greater amount of time still passed between 1K drops this time from the drop that followed the Eric July drunkstream tho.

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This bitch has seen "Catch Me If You Can" one too many times.

Honey, why would the FBI care about shoplifting at Walmart? That's the job of the local and state cops.

Have you tried Playboard?