Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Twinkletard]

Oh good, I was wondering when Ethan Van Sciver would inject himself into this retarded drama to avoid working on his crowdfunded projects. Comicsgate is stupid.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Have you tried Playboard?
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....so is that good?

FUCKING ERIC JULAY TRASHING NICK'S VIEWS BY MAKING HIM TALK ABOUT DRAMA!!!

 

[TexOffender]

Have you tried Playboard?
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Do these things measure rumble views, chats, etc in addition to youtube?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I like the logic but we should definitely call it Hedonism III. I think it's probably too much detail but for the icon I like the idea of a tongue licking a balldo

E: Actually, it might not be too bad. Septeen berzillion nanomoments in paint:

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If someone wants to recolor it feel free to do so and I shall bestow upon you one (1) Winner sticker

I made an attempt


Hopefully it captures the haram-ness perfectly.

 

[Captain Manning]

For those who might want to clip the Kino Casino discussing Nick, the time stamp where it they go into it is 2:49:10, and the stream is here.

From what I saw, not too many highlights other than the one @200MB already clipped. They played both clips of Sean laughing at Nick though, and gave another shoutout to @elb.

Have you tried Playboard?
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I'll try it, although I don't know if it's gonna be any better. The problem, as I understand it, is that the numbers Youtube publicly reports simply aren't as detailed as they used to be.

 

[Geared Chris]

Flashback May 30, 2022 Memorial Day: Heading into Depp Jury Watch, ACLU is Garbage, Superchats? Maverick is Awesome​

Note: This is not a comprehensive summary because @Not Who You Think has already clipped the relevant part pertaining to Nick's horrible 2022 Memorial Day weekend (a few pages up thread). But, considering I scrubbed through the whole stream, I thought I'd mention the other details.

General Thoughts: Whatever happened over that weekend really did change him. He arrived to this stream exhausted, deflated, and already drunk - much like he does today. He proceeded to get far drunker.

Details:

- Addresses the bad weekend at 00:26:00
- 13,000 people were watching on YT - Nick mentions that.
- The superchats were rolling in, many at $100+.

And of course..

- Nick promoted this channel quite hard. One of these guys is a "very old friend of mine from high school, actually, long before high school...we use be very, very good friends" but "our lives have taken pretty divergent paths". The guy on the left is named Scott. the guy on the right is Willy (I believe).

If anyone wants to dig into it...

- Plans to make it back to France in 2024 for the re-opening of the Notre Dame.

Edit: Clarity in a quote

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'll try it, although I don't know if it's gonna be any better. The problem, as I understand it, is that the numbers Youtube publicly reports simply aren't as detailed as they used to be.

YouTube now only reports subscriber numbers for channels above a certain size in increments of 1,000. It's unclear to me how exactly they round the number.

This means it's better to look at subscriber trends over periods of months where the lack of precision is less of a problem. In cases like Rekieta where the direction of travel seems to be uniformly in one direction (Social Blade reports that Rekieta hasn't had a week where he gained subscribers since January, which I think was the Murdaugh trial) you can look at the time elapsed between one 1,000 increment and the next one. That shouldn't be impacted by the rounding unless they're doing more to the number than simply rounding it.

I don't think views have the same problem, but views aren't useful for Rekieta because he is also on Rumble now.

TL;DR, Socialblade is such a piece of shit ever since Youtube changed their data reporting. I think the damn thing is just guessing at this point. I simply don't trust their projections anymore.

A greater amount of time still passed between 1K drops this time from the drop that followed the Eric July drunkstream tho.

Yes, the subscriber counts reported here I think are as detailed as YouTube reports now. From that the speed of the Eric July downturn in subs has dropped by at least 1/3 since the peak, but it's hard to say based on the lack of information YT reports.

YT claims he went from 466k to 463k since the July drama started.

But because of the way YT reports numbers now, the actual raw number of subs Rekieta has lost could range from 2,001 to 3,999 depending on where Nick's actual subscribers numbers are before the rounding is applied.

(The lower end if he was already just above a 1k threshold, wherever it is actually located, right before the drama started.
The higher end if he was just under a 1k threshold before and is just over one at the current moment.)

 

[Max2019]

Seems there's a LOT of side effects to be wary of, and you can't use it with a lot of basic medications, including things like cough drops or certain meds you may need to function day to day. It can also worsen liver and kidney issues, which is not ideal for a chronic alcoholic like Nick. Here's a link I found

https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/naltrexone-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20068408?p=1

Now while it says you could take it with *some* meds, it won't be nearly as effective because of dosages being altered for it to work which means it could lead to complications of being under medicated for serious issues or it barely doing anything because Naltraxone is too low. It reads like a last resort kind of medication.

I've taken Nalfemene before, which is essentially the same thing. There aren't many side effects other than feeling sick for the first day, then feeling a bit weird / detached for a few days after that. It absolutely works for moderating drinking, you still feel the effects somewhat and it loosens you up socially, but you don't get the warm fuzzy feeling that makes you want to keep on drinking.

The main problem is that it stops opioid painkillers from working, so if you get all burned up in a house fire or something, you're fucked.

 

[RotPockets]

YouTube now only reports subscriber numbers for channels above a certain size in increments of 1,000.

For channels over a million subs they count by 10,000 increments.

But because of the way YT reports numbers now, the actual raw number of subs Rekieta has lost could range from 2,001 to 3,999 depending on where Nick's actual subscribers numbers are before the rounding is applied.

It’s more likely he is between 3,001 and 3,999 lost currently.

Full disclosure: I only know about this from observing numberfagging on /vt/

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

Tonight's the night Nick opens for Chrissie Mayr! I pray to God we get some kind of recording out of this.

nick: whats the deal with parents cutting off your allowance cause you got drunk and forgot to go to church? i mean come on dad. its 2023 am i right?
audience: .....
nick: uh...oh. i love black people! they are so funny. i have a black friend named drex who...
audience: ......
nick: umm...i drink so much! and have lots of sex! because my cock works!
audience: .....
nick: ...cum?
audience: ......
nick: d-did you guys know that i am friends with dick masterson?

 

[ChromaQuack]

I like how you're all assuming Nick won't be so wasted he'll blurt out two lines and just stumble off the stage as whoever is the main/next act awkwardly tries to pass off his drunken stammering as "avant garde experimental stand up"

 

[No Scope]

Tonight's the night Nick opens for Chrissie Mayr! I pray to God we get some kind of recording out of this.
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I have a feeling Nick's comedy act will revolve around the acceptance of degeneracy with some p3edophilia jokes. Hope I'm wrong about this, but given how Nick continues to go further in his decline, it wouldn't surprise me. Not a fan of Horsey Mayr, but if a female comedian can be funnier than Nick, then we can add that to his list of failures. I hope someone in the crowd triggers him with some Hedonism II remark.

BTW - I don't see present day Nick pulling this one off.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

I like how you're all assuming Nick won't be so wasted he'll blurt out two lines and just stumble off the stage as whoever is the main/next act awkwardly tries to pass off his drunken stammering as "avant garde experimental stand up"

yeah but it would be funny if someone here accurately guesses his jokes and premises before the set starts.

himedall: okay guys heres the archive of nicks comedy set...and yes rotpockets was correct 2 pages ago. nick did in fact spend his entire set talking about black guys.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I like how you're all assuming Nick won't be so wasted he'll blurt out two lines and just stumble off the stage as whoever is the main/next act awkwardly tries to pass off his drunken stammering as "avant garde experimental stand up"

I think its more likely he will pass out on stage and the headliner will have to step over him to do her set.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Spooky stories 3: Season of the Whitebread Ass Nigga

Anti-white slurs/Nick feels left out

Spoiler: Source: Eric July - Slayer of Fats, Simps, and Commies (March 12. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aodnv4KbxkE

at around 4:20:20

Libertarianism and degeneracy

Spoiler: Source: Eric July - Slayer of Fats, Simps, and Commies (March 12. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aodnv4KbxkE

at around 1:47:20

Dreaming of Jamaica: Breaking the rules

Spoiler: Source: A Completely Calm Stream to Close Out the Week - #goodvibes (September 24. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0T092fhvjk

at around 5:03:50

Dreaming of Jamaica: Mushroom trip

Spoiler: Source: A Completely Calm Stream to Close Out the Week - #goodvibes (September 24. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0T092fhvjk

at around 8:28:10

Dreaming of Jamaica: Naked couples massage

Spoiler: Source: FLASHCAST: Irreverent Discussion of Pop Culture and Internet Culture #BouzyBucks (September 25. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwksI286xoQ

at around 7:14:30

That's probably enough for now. Here are the earlier spooky stories for reference

I scoured through terrorbytes of livestreams to bring you these spooky stories

Spooky stories 2: Electric Balldo

 

[dustnight]

No sooner did I say Nick's loss rate has lessoned somewhat than I check today, and Socialblade braped and but him back down at -700 per week and -100 per day.

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TL;DR, Socialblade is such a piece of shit ever since Youtube changed their data reporting. I think the damn thing is just guessing at this point. I simply don't trust their projections anymore.

A greater amount of time still passed between 1K drops this time from the drop that followed the Eric July drunkstream tho.

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This bitch has seen "Catch Me If You Can" one too many times.

Honey, why would the FBI care about shoplifting at Walmart? That's the job of the local and state cops.

Have you tried Playboard?
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[Chibitzen]

My attempt at something:

Spoiler: Montaballdo

I mainly took the time to make the vectors for SVG out of boredom. So feel free to steal these for assets/reuse below. You *should* be able to recolor using the SVGs, but if you need help, just PM:

Spoiler: Transparent PNGs

SVGs are attached to the post.

Edit: Some modifications to my shitpostery

 

[Strix454]

Tonight's the night Nick opens for Chrissie Mayr! I pray to God we get some kind of recording out of this.

My guess is that Nick's routine is going to be his old go-to stories:

1) Lifting the fat chick over his head and tearing his shoulder during cheerleader try-outs
2) The teacher taking away his transformer toy
3) The teacher making him eat jello

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

nick: whats the deal with parents cutting off your allowance cause you got drunk and forgot to go to church? i mean come on dad. its 2023 am i right?
audience: .....
nick: uh...oh. i love black people! they are so funny. i have a black friend named drex who...
audience: ......
nick: umm...i drink so much! and have lots of sex! because my cock works!
audience: .....
nick: ...cum?
audience: ......
nick: d-did you guys know that i am friends with dick masterson?

My guess is that Nick's routine is going to be his old go-to stories:

1) Lifting the fat chick over his head and tearing his shoulder during cheerleader try-outs
2) The teacher taking away his transformer toy
3) The teacher making him eat jello

These are some good efforts. I thought about re-upping my Balldoman fan faction on this, but I just couldn't be arsed. Nick has so little in common with the common man, and he hates politics / the culture wars, so what the fuck does he even talk to an audience about? How his preschool teacher stole his Transformer toy? That old chestnut? Or about how busted Kayla is? What does he have that would be funny? And that's assuming he's not so fucking drunk he passes out or, like on WATP earlier this year, overstays his welcome on stage. Can you imagine him bogarting the stage from the midget opening act, or even from Chrissie?

But hell, I've been wrong before, maybe this is his next career!

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Imagine what his Locals subs look like.