Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

Riley and Mint provide Nick's recording service. He did it at Vegas and Nashville. Nick promised he had someone with 'proper equipment and setup' for this show and other going forward.

So Nick has had a business relationship with Riley for recording his live events since Vegas, but he pretended he could be impartial or objective about Riley showing up at the Rippaverse warehouse

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

So at what point did he start spiraling down? Was it the wine ass pic? The balldo?

The Balldo could have been a silly one-off gag laughing at the thing, but he kept pushing the "joke" and eventually buying one. It's the same thing with the "futa question" joke, he is incapable of comedic timing.

I gradually stopped watching him when he began the switch to Rumble and started feeding his weird crowd at Locals, but the real stopping point when he fully embraced his degenerate persona, and he was with Camelot every fucking week.

As for the point he started spiraling down? My guess is post-Depp fame got into his head and started feeding the most weirdos of his fanbase that encouraged everything he did.

 

[demicolon]

He's so cute denying being an alcoholic. Nobody cares but you or is forcing you to dry out, admit being one and keep on drinking.

 

[ChromaQuack]

According to the "man" himself, it was great and also was recorded, so it'll show up sooner or later I'm sure.

I'm certain it'll show up as soon as he's done with the 5k locals gift, the "how to be a streamer" instructional video, his return to lawsplaining, his totally Christian streams, his own comic coming out and outselling all of the Rippaverse because the dragons in his story have throbbing veiny WINGS and Donald Trump tweeting #Comicsgate.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

He's so cute denying being an alcoholic. Nobody cares but you or is forcing you to dry out, admit being one and keep on drinking.

Seems to me like he is the kind of idiotic contrarian that will keep doing stupid shit just to "not be wrong". Like the way he now gleefully and in a taunting way licks the bottle after pouring a drink, makes me think that one could say "No Nick, don't do heroin" and he will purposefully go full junkie.

 

[Sewer Rat]

So at what point did he start spiraling down? Was it the wine ass pic? The balldo?

it was a tad before, but you can make a very accurate guess right about when he made his locals and got the rumble contract

 

[Potatoherder]

it was a tad before, but you can make a very accurate guess right about when he made his locals and got the rumble contract

That is also when he was peak winemom. He loved to brag how he had way more women in the audience and that was one of the copes to why he was getting pushback.

You had major community support combined with a bunch of female attention(clearly something he is not used to) and it went to his head.

 

[Captain Manning]

So Nick has had a business relationship with Riley for recording his live events since Vegas, but he pretended he could be impartial or objective about Riley showing up at the Rippaverse warehouse

I know, right?

It's almost like July was correct when he said he doesn't feel Nick can be unbias on this matter and that he understands and is fine with that because Nick known the other parties for far longer. Nick could just accept that as a fair assessment, instead of chimping out. Everybody has their biases.

 

[Sewer Rat]

That is also when he was peak winemom. He loved to brag how he had way more women in the audience and that was one of the copes to why he was getting pushback.

You had major community support combined with a bunch of female attention(clearly something he is not used to) and it went to his head.

Null is pretty generous saying this is all because of alcohol abuse, but I personally have a theory that might be more realistic, specially because I've seen this same thing happen irl: Nick starting as a nerdy white boy that got a wife and kids, but after becoming famous and getting money the doors of the degenerate pleasures he never knew opened to him, and realized it was something he wanted, to that you have to add diddler dax showing him the path and validating every error or mistake. the rest we are seeing now.
Basically he never got the chance to be a degenerate so his nerdy religious self is all he got, money and dax then ruined him

 

[demicolon]

Seems to me like he is the kind of idiotic contrarian that will keep doing stupid shit just to "not be wrong". Like the way he now gleefully and in a taunting way licks the bottle after pouring a drink, makes me think that one could say "No Nick, don't do heroin" and he will purposefully go full junkie.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Looks like everyone in da sektur has put aside their beefs to dunk on this wino.
He even has the brass to throw Metokur under the bus in his lawsuit and claim he would side with him in the EJ stuff.
We have such sights to see before this dumpster inferno ends.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Riley posted a short skit taped at the venue referencing how he taped cash on the door to Eric July's warehouse.

Rekieta and Andrew_Wahoo feature, I think the fourth guy is the show organizer.


(Archive)

Video should work in the archive, but here's a local version for convenience.

 

[Harm]

Holy shit, this Riley cretin is repulsive to look at. Massively obese, short as fuck, wearing a children's Power Rangers coat, long and greasy hair on a balding scalp.

EDIT: There isn't even a joke beyond mocking the current developments as-is. Haha, people don't want to be involved! Oh, that harmless stalking felony was so silly! Eric July is so stupid for thinking you could be shot! By the way, we also make comics that you've never heard about and never would have unless we harassed this successful negro!

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Not the most flattering of lights and angles.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

So at what point did he start spiraling down? Was it the wine ass pic? The balldo?

The Rittenhouse interview was the first time I felt disgust at Nick's content and saw that disgust reciprocated pretty universally in his thread. Before that, there were what we now see as red flags. But at the time, for the most part it was just people intermittently saying parts of his show were becoming annoying or that he was talking about cooming too much.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Looks like everyone in da sektur has put aside their beefs to dunk on this wino.
He even has the brass to throw Metokur under the bus in his lawsuit and claim he would side with him in the EJ stuff.
We have such sights to see before this dumpster inferno ends.

I've seen Rekieta a couple of times saying shit akin to "why am I getting sued and not Metokur?" or "I just said what Mekotur said" very slimy behavior.
the difference is Jim said those things, but very cleverly always said "allegedly" or "apparently" never being conclusive, and if shown the evidence he just shuts up or says he was wrong, Rekieta's ego made him double, triple and quadruple down like a retard

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So Nick has had a business relationship with Riley for recording his live events since Vegas, but he pretended he could be impartial or objective about Riley showing up at the Rippaverse warehouse

I know, right?

It's almost like July was correct when he said he doesn't feel Nick can be unbias on this matter and that he understands and is fine with that because Nick known the other parties for far longer. Nick could just accept that as a fair assessment, instead of chimping out. Everybody has their biases.

I think that Vegas and Nashville were poorly planned and might have been spontaneous recordings, but there were definitely some talks on LOCALS about the shitty sound quality in the Nashville video, and how 'his guy' would have proper access and equipment next time.

This should pre-date the Warehouse Incident.

 

[Geared Chris]

I'm amused that he almost certainly had his pants tapered by a tailor. Also, there's a red label is on both sides of the jacket. I believe that makes this a Hugo suit. (Hugo has a small red label.)

Anyway, if I'm right, it's this - an extra slim suit sold at Bloomies.

I don't recall any self-reported physical activity in any form for Nick ever since he started announcing his fake heat allergy.

I'm shocked how thin he is.

He's definitely drinking his calories. He's mentioned owning weights and Kayla going to the gym, but he's never said he goes.

Until these pics, this thread has largely ignored his weight loss over the past year. He's given us the numbers - very recently by saying he won't test the Field Of Greens weight loss drink bc he cant afford to lose more.

I can look it up. I believe he's lost around 40lbs.

Just minor stuff but Mindset streaming 2 days ago, talking about will smith the cuck and someone got brought up.

That's rich coming from Andrew/Mindset. He's inserts himself into drama constantly:

• Bytes fiancee called him privately to ask for no drama at the wedding. Guess who aired that conversation publicly?
• Inserted himself into the Divinity vs Kurt DMCA drama.
• Inserted himself into the Divinity vs Faran DMCA drama.
• Doubled down with Branca calling Faran's sister a cunt. (That remains one of the dumbest dramas on LawTube. Faran's sister was a gorgeous new creator with a growing chnnel who did literally nothing to deserve that label. Mission accomplished, though. She folded quickly.)

Edit: Fixed DMCA

 

[Captain Manning]

I've seen Rekieta a couple of times saying shit akin to "why am I getting sued and not Metokur?" or "I just said what Mekotur said" very slimy behavior.
the difference is Jim said those things, but very cleverly always said "allegedly" or "apparently" never being conclusive, and if shown the evidence he just shuts up or says he was wrong, Rekieta's ego made him double, triple and quadruple down like a retard

Did he though?

There was a guy in this thread that said he was gonna re-watch the Metokur Rekieta show to figure out exactly what was said, but I don't think he got back to us.

I am not sure Metokur said anything beyond the usual spiel of Monty being a crazy litigious person. That's a fair comment. Calling him a child molester is not.

Bottom line is I think Nick took this way beyond anything Metokur said.

Moreover, where did Nick explicitly attribute what he said to Jim? I've predicted he might try to blame Jim, but I dunno if he actually has yet. Is it archived? If not, it absolutely should be.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick trying to portray himself as a disinterested third party when he’s employing his buddy Riley is just further proof — as if it were needed — that Rekieta has zero use for the truth.

I know a Rekieta type IRL who pulled some similar shit and his story has the sort of ending Nick is working overtime to earn.

Spoiler

He and his wife were high school sweethearts, dated from age 16. He wasn’t a virgin (verified by his ex-gf) but they functioned like a teen married couple as soon as they got together, including going on multiple annual vacations with her family. He inherited his father’s lucrative business not long after they married post-college. Everyone thought they were a solid couple; she was certainly in love with him and he “simped” for her with cars, jewelry, vacation homes, you name it — but he also drank more and more as time went on. Turns out he thought showering his wife with gifts made him look like a baller; it had nothing to do with loving her.

One day, he came home and informed her that he had sold their home (which was owned by a trust) and was moving in with his secretary, with whom he’d been having an affair for months, but hoped they could still be “best friends.” Dude was so delusional he actually thought that was possible. What happened is that everyone froze him out, including all of us who’d been friends with him since we were teenagers. He was aghast that we were being “so judgmental” and “uptight” (he and his wife were outwardly dutiful Catholics up to that point but he’d decided religion was “gay” because it didn’t give him a blank check to do whatever he wanted).

I asked his ex-wife if she’d ever felt like she had missed out on anything, marrying her first serious boyfriend and never getting to date around. She said no, but that he felt that he had sacrificed something valuable by forgoing all that and was always trying to “spice up” their sex lives with various kinds of degeneracy. She was far from a prude (had a reputation as a bit of a nympho within our friend group since high school) but she said he was pushing her toward progressively more objectionable “experimentation” that she was not comfortable with, including group sex parties and swinging. This was happening concurrently with him outright cheating, it later emerged.

Today she’s married to a great guy and is relieved the drunk perv ended things before he wasted more of her prime years. He’s not even 50 years old but lives life as a lonely drunk who ran the family business into the ground and has no friends except whoever is sitting on the next barstool at any given moment. (He remains baffled that the women who were eager to fuck him all disappeared as soon as the money did.)

One by one his kids turned 18 and every one stopped having anything to do with him. He now has grandchildren he’s never met who live just a few miles away; he can only hope to meet them by running into them at the grocery store someday, as he wouldn’t be caught dead at church. And of course he’ll tell anyone who will listen how “uptight religious dogma” ended his marriage, because God forbid these types ever own any of their actions.

Sure, both Nick and this guy are still relatively young and could turn it all around if they decided to get sober, but that is far from likely. The rebel’s motto, after all, is “You can’t make me and neither can I.” If the knowledge that he’s doing it his way was such a great comfort to either of them, they wouldn’t need to suckle a whiskey bottle for hours every day.