Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

I don't know the guy's expenses but I doubt he's too worried about going broke anytime soon

Eric bankrolled the first book using $300k of his own money. As the campaign went on it exceeded his expectations so much so that he added stretch goals like hiring a full time staff, buying a van and getting a warehouse. He reinvested his profits in to the company unlike most indie comic campaigns, where they take the money on a promise of an unfinished book then pay the printers and pack the books by hand with their wife. Thats not a reference to anyone in particular, it’s a generalization. I bought the Shi Ominbus and it was promptly fulfilled by Billy Tucci and his wife was the point of contact, and I’ve seen EVS EFAP some faggot whining about having to fulfill orders while denouncing ComicsGate. I don’t remember who that guy was but I think he was trying to fulfill orders for the guy that made Pitt, using his wife for the labor.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I think his TCF joke might be a reference to something that happened back in George Floyd days where a black guy showed up at a TCF bank and tried to get alot of cash out of several big checks running to tens of thousands of dollars. They called the police to investigate him and the checks turned out to be discrimination settlement money. So the bank got attacked by the media.
But if he was referencing that, it was a really long time ago and nobody would remember it in the context of a joke.

Ah yes, the expected "hot takes" from "current events" a viewer of Balldoman's has come to expect. Imagine being a comedy fan running into this trainwreck.

 

[Associate Rick]

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He should have gone in his true form

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He’s sucking his gut in based on how he’s talking because people shamed him for having a potbelly months ago.

He looks like a preteen girl could snap his leg in half and suck out the marrow.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I also don't remember Nick being so sickly thin. He looks like he is losing alot of body mass in the bad muscle disappearing kind of way.

He probably has substitute eating with drinking. This is a very common trait with hardcore alcoholics in which they no longer eat but instead get their daily calories with liquor. Nick maybe in worse shape then we originally believed.

 

[Peace Through Power]

And today. IIRC, aggrolith used to be a religious nick viewer and does all the timestamps and has since quit watching nick and is now a commenter on Elissa's clips.

He also put timestamps on Seans interview with Null. He has completely turned against Nick

 

[Anticipointment]

And presumably Riley posted this clip because it was the strongest material with the best audience reaction?

Riley probably posted it because it is the part where Nick name dropped Riley. Riley wanted to brag to the Internet that he was in the audience & that he & Nick are besties now.

 

[Strix454]

Nick goes on a massive sperg rant about how the comisgate people saying that people hating on Eric are racist and stuff is the same as what woke marvel comics are doing.

Vito the pedo, Dax the degenerate pro-SJW hollywood comedian and Riley the retarded girl pimp actually represent everything comicsgate was supposed to be opposing on paper. But never really opposes.

 

[The Observer]

So I was watching the elissa clip about the kino casino coverage of Rekieta's most recent drunk spergout.

Nick goes on a massive sperg rant about how the comisgate people saying that people hating on Eric are racist and stuff is the same as what woke marvel comics are doing. But quite honestly to an outsider it might genuinely appear to be racism that is making people like Dick, Nick, or Vito target Eric like this. None of them have a genuine reason that they can back up for wanting to sabotage Eric's business or defend people sabotaging his business. They all appear completely disingenuous even to someone like me who came into this drama still liking Rekieta, and not knowing much of anything about Dick and Vito. If I saw this many ambiguously white guys dogpiling a black entrepreneur like this I myself could genuinely believe that there's some racist angle to it. Of course Nick is so fucking wasted while he's ranting that he can't even see this shit for what it is.

So at what point did he start spiraling down? Was it the wine ass pic? The balldo?

 

[TheButcherknight]

His legs are weird.

its the gym meme about skipping leg day but he's never been to the gym

 

[Nod Flenders]

I'm not going to lie, I am enjoying Rekieta's downward spiral into full on lolcowdom.

 

[Twinkletard]

So at what point did he start spiraling down? Was it the wine ass pic? The balldo?

I think the balldo was where I noticed something was wrong with his brain.

I guarantee you if he keeps up this shit he will lose his Youtube channel. His chat is full of haters now just like ralph had, and the moment he slips up (which he'll do eventually when he's drunk) there will be dozens of people reporting him because they hate him so much. I'll laugh when that happens because he's such a backstabbing prick.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

I'm not going to lie, I am enjoying Rekieta's downward spiral into full on lolcowdom.

I enjoy it too since Ralph has been kind of dry lately I'm very happy Rekieta has offered himself up to the corn so we may have a great harvest this year.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Nothing Nick says about Eric July can be racist because Nick is black. Don't you know he grew up in the hood and most of his grade school classmates were hardened criminals?

 

[Harm]

Nick is turning into the epitome of the "I'm not racist, I have a black friend!" trope.

He makes the same denigrating jokes about blacks, he's done blackface, and his one token black friend Drexel's defining trait is how much he hates black women (when Nick does a Drexel impression it's his "German shepherds" rant). It's not even getting into his "I went to school with blacks and none of them had a chance to succeed in life and now they're all in prison!" psychosis.

His cope that he's not racist because he can laugh at how black people are inferior is very telling.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is turning into the epitome of the "I'm not racist, I have a black friend!" trope.

It was speculated earlier that's why he brought Drex back in his life. KickVic found the "Drexel face" and Nick felt he needed something to convince people he's not racist.

Frankly I would have been like "Yeah, I took a black face pic. So what? Fuck you." Like, nobody who mattered actually cared. KF didn't care. ISWV didn't care.

Instead Drexel became a semi-permanent fixture on his show. Even when Nick's content was good, the shows with Drexel were never great. In the long term, what it seems to have bought him is endless black bull jokes.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

its at a bowling alley bar?! lmao! is the event also called the kingpin invitational?

Why is he in his sunday best? It looks awkward. Wearing all black is one thing, but most comedians looks casual. Nick looks like he just got out of sunday mass and went to the comedy club, only to go back and confess his sins.

Not just a bowling alley bar, but a bowling alley bar quite literally adjacent to a trailer park. I don't want to get too classist here but the discordance between how Rekieta was dressed for a standup comedy show to this place and what it actually was is a real expectations vs reality thing.

I'm quite confident neither Kingpin nor Ralphamania were held right beside a trailer park, because people would have dabbed on Ralph if he did that.

Dick and Vito's event seemed better than this.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What is up with Rekieta?

He hasn't promoted the show on his Twitter. In fact he hasn't tweeted anything today, he tweeted only once yesterday (a reply to Drexel) and his last tweet before that was from Thursday night.

There was also that curious cancellation message from Thursday night.

What's going on? Has he said anything on Locals?

The Thursday night cancelling is the last post on his Locals, not sure if @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has anything in the Locals chat logs point to updates. I'm just as confused as everyone else, this level of radio silence is highly unusual for Nick, especially before a live event. Maybe he's not all that pumped to be doing it after all?

Nick is not promoting anything he does. He is doing nothing to grow his reach. He is also MIA from LOCALS.

What does Nick DO? If we take his word, almost all he does is driving.

We have a confirmed Wahoo sighting. Never a good omen.
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He is a local. He used to live in Apple Gate.

One thing that I didn't notice is that the person sitting next to Rekieta, who Rekieta looks to be deep in conversation with, is none other than Riley, who's been posting on Twitter about being at the event. I didn't even realize it was him, though I noticed the guy and thought he looked like Gator.

It's truly pitiful that he's at a live show and this is still what creeps through his mind and occupies his brain cells. He looks so blessed to be there. Then again this is the same faggot that traveled a ridiculous distance to pick up a felony charge for stalking. "Wazzurppp y'all! I've got Internet street cred now yo!"

Riley and Mint provide Nick's recording service. He did it at Vegas and Nashville. Nick promised he had someone with 'proper equipment and setup' for this show and other going forward.

I thought everyone knew this. Apologies.

IMO it's definitely the stimulants suppressing his appetite.

You can see Nick looks thin, greasy, and unhealthy, especially in that recent "gloat" video from a few days ago.

Nick's diet is 'just do not eat'. His doctor cisit report HAS to be cope. He cannot be that healthy.

...break is too short for those pants..

He likes short trousers like short shorts?

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Nick isn't racist, he gets fucked by black men every friday night.

 

[waffle]

Nick is turning into the epitome of the "I'm not racist, I have a black friend!" trope.

He makes the same denigrating jokes about blacks, he's done blackface, and his one token black friend Drexel's defining trait is how much he hates black women (when Nick does a Drexel impression it's his "German shepherds" rant). It's not even getting into his "I went to school with blacks and none of them had a chance to succeed in life and now they're all in prison!" psychosis.

His cope that he's not racist because he can laugh at how black people are inferior is very telling.

The correct answers is to just give a chad yes, and say your black friends are also racist; then refuse to elaborate.

Nick has some weird black man fettish. I bet Drexel blasts his asshole. I still think him and Lady Gollum live by the galaxy brain cope of "gay shit isn't cheating".