Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 149 39.7%

  • Total voters
    375
also why is everyone talking about jim?
during the whole Monty thing Rekieta has said a couple of very female-like comments kinda jokingly asking why he got in trouble and not Jim, pretty much saying they are "both the same" in this situation, but Jim got scot-free.
and the obvious reason is that Jim only comments on things, doesn't really get involved, always uses allegedly when saying something and if proven wrong he apologizes for the mistake and moves on, and Rekieta instead says that whatever he says is gospel and 100% true and will double down as many times as he can.
 
So at what point did he start spiraling down?

Not sure if it was the first major red flag or the beginning of the spiral but I mark it as when Mandy started making comments in chat & sending superchats about her tits & getting naked. Instead of ignoring her attention whoring, Nick enthusiastically egged her on, causing the other “winemoms” to follow suit.

What does Nick DO? If we take his word, almost all he does is driving.

If driving the kids around is so ruinous to one’s family life, relationship, ability to maintain a consistent work schedule & get adequate sleep, then it is time to rethink the kids schedules or hire a full time driver.
Edit: as said in quoted post, if Nick is to be believed, & his credibility should always be questioned.

Nick's diet is 'just do not eat'.

Eugenia Cooney / Ashley Issacs tier advice.

The Balldo could have been a silly one-off gag laughing at the thing, but he kept pushing the "joke" and eventually buying one. It's the same thing with the "futa question" joke, he is incapable of comedic timing.

Not only was it an over used “joke” but everyone who he talked to had to hear about the marvels of clamping your balls in a torture device & was earnestly advised to join the cult of Balldo.

Nick didn't say that Jim said any of those things. He said that Jake Morphonios, who was also sued by Monty, said "some" of the things Nick said.
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In that clip he doesn’t outright say he learned that Monty was a pedo from Jim but saying Jim educated him on all things Monty certainly is an attempt to mislead listeners into believing that he did hear it from Jim. Also, he states that Morphonios “won” when Monty sued him for defamation, therefore calling Monty a pedo isn’t defamation. Incorrect. Monty didn’t have a lawyer that time, screwed up on filing paperwork & that’s why he “lost”. It never got to the point where it was determined to be defamatory or not.
 
So at what point did he start spiraling down? Was it the wine ass pic? The balldo?

It was @mitro who called it and asked me to do a re-cap (which I did recently and is on this thread).
It's the 6/13/2022 stream - a bit more than two weeks after some major issue in his personal life.

That stream is completely insane. He crosses lines he'd never crossed prior.
 
In that clip he doesn’t outright say he learned that Monty was a pedo from Jim but saying Jim educated him on all things Monty certainly is an attempt to mislead listeners into believing that he did hear it from Jim. Also, he states that Morphonios “won” when Monty sued him for defamation, therefore calling Monty a pedo isn’t defamation. Incorrect. Monty didn’t have a lawyer that time, screwed up on filing paperwork & that’s why he “lost”. It never got to the point where it was determined to be defamatory or not.
I agree and I think it's clear from the clip that Nick is trying to obfuscate his listeners. "Everything I've said is based on what I have learned about Montagraph" "Mr metokur, Jim, was educating me about Montagraph" So he doesn't outright claim that Jim told him, but just implies it. It's really slimy
 
We're discussing Jim because of something @Sewer Rat said in the previous page:
during the whole Monty thing Rekieta has said a couple of very female-like comments kinda jokingly asking why he got in trouble and not Jim, pretty much saying they are "both the same" in this situation, but Jim got scot-free.
thanks. this is a really gross thing to do to a guy who is going through health problems and has left the internet. his last stream was what? just to cover unexpected medical costs and then he left again.

at least nick is not messaging him to stream with him about how mean eric july is like ralph would. if that happens no one can convince me otherwise that nick is not the new gunt.
 
Also, he states that Morphonios “won” when Monty sued him for defamation, therefore calling Monty a pedo isn’t defamation. Incorrect. Monty didn’t have a lawyer that time, screwed up on filing paperwork & that’s why he “lost”. It never got to the point where it was determined to be defamatory or not.
That's bad enough, but he did way worse than that. It's not in @Peace Through Power's specific clip, but at one point he claimed that Morphonios "won" because Monty is a pedo. He was even yelling it like a retard. This iteration of it is tame by comparison (though no less bullshit).
 
thanks. this is a really gross thing to do to a guy who is going through health problems and has left the internet. his last stream was what? just to cover unexpected medical costs and then he left again.

at least nick is not messaging him to stream with him about how mean eric july is like ralph would. if that happens no one can convince me otherwise that nick is not the new gunt.
I'm sure the comments were him trying to get Metokur to talk about it or have Rekieta's fans to bug him to comment on it, but Jim is too busy dying to care about whatever the non-practicing lawyer has to say. Jim apparently spends his time left with Jade, playing videogames, having BBQs and laughing at retards like KOP
 
Any word on whether Kayla attended the event or not?

That had to feel patronizing. Cause usually small gig comedians are dressed super casually. It's all for fun! Nick on the other hand looks like he's about to go on set for Kings of Comedy, when really, you're trying to cheer up some folks in the boonies with your bullshitting.

I hope he gets told to do bigger places just get the same treatment Mersh did: no one caring and talking over his shitty jokes.
Its pretty obvious that he is trying to portray an image of a rich stylish playboy type that quit lawyering to make bank as an "Internet shock jock" and is now into comedy, both on his show and in person. This was obvious since he got those professional headshots. The fact that Dick and Riley are now all over him is probably not a coincidence, they are hyping up this image in the same way that Dick molded the "Ralphamale" persona. The only thing it's missing is a catchy nickname like "Ralphamale".

The smart play would have been to show up in the same clothes he does his show in to avoid looking foolish, and to play it off as something he's doing for fun to keep expectations low. But that doesn't fit with the persona. It's pretty clear that the live shows are the only things he's enjoyed doing in 2023 other than maybe the Friday FunStreams, but those often morphed into screaming rants about Kiwi Farms or other assorted detractors.

during the whole Monty thing Rekieta has said a couple of very female-like comments kinda jokingly asking why he got in trouble and not Jim, pretty much saying they are "both the same" in this situation, but Jim got scot-free.
and the obvious reason is that Jim only comments on things, doesn't really get involved, always uses allegedly when saying something and if proven wrong he apologizes for the mistake and moves on, and Rekieta instead says that whatever he says is gospel and 100% true and will double down as many times as he can.
It would require verification from Jim, or some other piece of evidence, if Monty wanted to go after Jim, yes.

The issue isn't just that it could aggro Monty back onto Jim. It's also that nobody should want to be depicted as the origin of a bullshit claim if you know you didn't make the claim. Especially THAT claim.
The other thing to keep in mind is that it's not just a matter of whether he decides to try suing Jim.

Jim is at risk at being dragged into this case, if not as a witness at trial, then certainly in the discovery phase. Plausibly either Monty or Rekieta could both decide that he needs to be deposed. I recall Rekieta saying something, I think around the time they finalized the discovery plan, about how Monty had provided an initial list of potential witnesses who Monty thought Rekieta was working with, and people would be shocked at who was on it, which I took to POSSIBLY mean that Jim was on the list.

Any person who has had public or private communications about Montagraph with Rekieta is at risk of being drawn into the trashfire, especially now that Rekieta's defense appears to be lack of actual malice. And it's all because of Rekieta's stupidity.

Being deposed is obviously less expensive than being sued, though it could still result in photos or videos of Jim being published.
 
it could still result in photos or videos of Jim being published.
Already happened.

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Do we know where Riley and Mint live?

If they stayed with Rekieta and the 5 kids...

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Dog why would you say this? The last thing I want to see is some fucking OnlyFans content from them in Nick's house enter the thread.

Not only was it an over used “joke” but everyone who he talked to had to hear about the marvels of clamping your balls in a torture device & was earnestly advised to join the cult of Balldo.
Don't forget that he also promised his Balldo review would come out before Drexel's does. If Drexel finishes his first he can cuck Nick yet again. I still cannot believe he managed to get hours of balldo-related content just by telling every guest to buy one.

Jim is at risk at being dragged into this case, if not as a witness at trial, then certainly in the discovery phase. Plausibly either Monty or Rekieta could both decide that he needs to be deposed.
Imagine the timeline we had to go through to get to the point that Montegraph might be the one who finally reveals Jim's face to the Internet. But also fuck Nick for this gay deflection that his claim either came from the Farms or from Jim. I hope Jim lawyers up right away and absolutely mutilates Nick's chance of escaping.
 
Rackets and Scalfani are two retards I fully am convinced are possessed by demons at this point. I mean the sheer amount of retardation that is going into their downfall. Hard to think it could be cooked up by just them. In the Scalfani thread we were half-joking, half serious but seeing what a zombie he is now and still doesn't knock it off and is still alive, big oof.
 
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That's bad enough, but he did way worse than that. It's not in @Peace Through Power's specific clip, but at one point he claimed that Morphonios "won" because Monty is a pedo. He was even yelling it like a retard. This iteration of it is tame by comparison (though no less bullshit).
Is it this one? He is not shouting in it, so there could be another one


at around 15:30

Call me MATI, but this faggot really pissed me off about what he says in this clip.


He makes such a big deal about not specifically saying what Monty claims, but then he gets his own statement wrong.
 
More LOCALS:


Dickheads harassing Drunk3P0's charity contributions?

BartonBellaHis art was done by Ethan Van Sciver and now thanks to stupid fucking Dick and Pedo, Other creators have been harrased by Dicks piss ants. They even had Jay in tears because they said he was committing fraud too

BartonBellaAsk Dick why he sent his fucktards to harrass other creators who were giving to charities... like Jay with his Blue Beetle

jcornman24What people? Are they Dick's employees? If they're Dick's audience, those are independent people with their own agency. He doesn't control them.

BartonBellaPlease ask Dick why his people started harassing Jay too... they even spread that Jay was shorting the orphanage he worked at and for

BartonBellaThat's really cynical... inwouldnt blame Eric or Jay or any of them just said fuck charities... I mean why bother? People will just garass you and your friends and employees of being thieves and theyll accuse you of faking orphanges like they did Jay and send fat retards to your business... that's why Dick and Pedos shit pisses me off.

BartonBellaHe was already making the million before the charity agreement. He only did it because Jay gave him the idea when Jay wanted to order some Isom books to give to the charity that he had donated books and money to and to take some to the orphanage he helped build... but Dick and Pedo couldn't be bothered to look into That

SpicesI believe Dick doesn't trust Eric. And I believe Eric was on the level but he makes himself look shady.

BartonBellaAnd he went and attacked Jay because Jay made himself look shady how? Dude volunteers at an orphanage and Dicks jazz buddies attacked him

MykLikesTacosJays will be fine. Had his back for years. A big group of women cut their hair off and weave it into clothing for him if he asked

BartonBellaSo you didn't see the stream where he teared up because stupid fucktards from Dicks audience had accused him of ripping off the same charity and the orphanage he volunteers for?


Nick's LOCALS have a better court record:

ReformedConvictIm 2-0 in court defending myself
TiffinalYour the GOD of all lawyers. No lawyer is qualified to hold your Briefcase


Self-Awareness:

JulianDelphikiEverything must be an illness, everything must make you 'special'. Unless its sexual deviancy. Then its either "how you were born" or " a personal choice " depending on which one benefits your politics more. I hate people. And society.


Mandy is a dealership mechanic:

Mandy_K@AussieOverLawd OOOH. Speaking of a thousand dollars, our dealership owner had a meeting with all of us today and he's giving us all a thousand dollar bonus on our next checks!


Dick does not lie:

BooshmcfaddenDick doesn't lie. He's an asshole. But he doesn't lie.


Lawyers weigh in on Dick v. Eric:

AussieOverLawdYes, but he's beleieveable as to his reasoning for contacting the charity. And Eric can't prove otherwise at this point.


Almighty Google has the answers:

StankyLegGoogle it. its right at the top for what it cost to make the book

StankyLegGoogle it Nick you cuck
 
Lol wut. This I gotta see. Can someone pls share? Thanks in advance.
Posted on Instagram:

"Got some headshots made for appearances...goal was look like a jerk. How'd we do?"
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There may be more photos from the same shoot if you look at thumbnails on shows he's appeared on, not sure.
 
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