Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 152 40.2%

  • Total voters
    378
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Did the sat night stream happen? We have about 2 to 3 hours until nick bails on his movie night plan. He has a pretty consistent record of promising streams that never happens whenever he goes out of his cuck bunker.
>Stand up set was great, I guess? Lots of praise, but who trusts people.

That's a whole lot of words to say "I am sneeding". Did you think the performance went well or not? Stop talking in doublespeak, you're not a practicing lawyer anymore.
 
Posted on Instagram:

"Got some headshots made for appearances...goal was look like a jerk. How'd we do?"
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There may be more photos from the same shoot if you look at thumbnails on shows he's appeared on, not sure.
Lmao, what a skeevy faggot. Reminds me of his "Roofie" incident and makes me wonder if it was actually his and he just mixed up his drink with Elijah Schaffer's.
 
I'm not saying I could do better but it literally looks like a chicken wing. Also my gosh, that foot besides it next to her crotch. Looks like a electric razor lol
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If only you knew how bad things really are.
 
>Stand up set was great, I guess? Lots of praise, but who trusts people.
“Lots of praise” gives me a full body cringe every time I read it. Yeah, Nick. I’m sure.

Lmao, what a skeevy faggot. Reminds me of his "Roofie" incident and makes me wonder if it was actually his and he just mixed up his drink with Elijah Schaffer's.
I don’t know the roofie story but I know Elijah has been fucking Crowder for a long time and Nick “pretending” to be gay for Kayla and constantly calling himself gay now makes it compute why those two are such butt buddies.
 
Most likely he got some polite claps and laughs and an overall lukewarm reception. But hey, comparing that to the dead silence of staring into the camera it can be considered lots of praise.
PL: I’ve done standup and have never thought to report back to the internet (or even friends and family) that there was “lots of praise” for my jokes, as if they were instead solutions to long unsolved mathematical equations. “That was a blast, great crowd” is a normal report to give. Claiming “lots of praise” is just sad and desperate (not to mention likely untrue).

I’ve never seen someone as thirsty for approval as Nick Rekieta, holy shit.
 
PL: I’ve done standup and have never thought to report back to the internet (or even friends and family) that there was “lots of praise” for my jokes, as if they were instead solutions to long unsolved mathematical equations. “That was a blast, great crowd” is a normal report to give. Claiming “lots of praise” is just sad and desperate (not to mention likely untrue).

I’ve never seen someone as thirsty for approval as Nick Rekieta, holy shit.
It is really pathetic. Even in his own streams he's basically begging for people to approve of his degenerate lifestyle, would explain why he hates Null and us so much now.

On a sidenote your avatar keeps getting worse (better), got Nick looking like a sleazeball used car salesman and you just know that's gotta burn his ass up.
 
There are varying degrees of epilepsy and narcolepsy. Some of which can be controlled through medication or lifestyle changes. Generally, in the US, an epileptic can drive if they meet the following criteria:
-they can prove their condition is under control via a doctor.
-they have not had a seizure in the past 6 months

I'm sure there are similar restrictions and allowances for narcoleptics. Who through no fault of their own are disabled, but have found a way to manage their illness.

I will however leave with the following. The cognitive impairment caused by sleep deprivation or poor sleep hygiene, is often only noticed after something has gone horribly wrong. Highways are paved with the shrapnel of vehicles whose drivers felt fine on 4 or 2 hours of sleep.
While the minimum is 6 months, most docs and even DMV's won't sign off unless it's closer to 3 years, from personal experience.
 
It is really pathetic. Even in his own streams he's basically begging for people to approve of his degenerate lifestyle, would explain why he hates Null and us so much now.

On a sidenote your avatar keeps getting worse (better), got Nick looking like a sleazeball used car salesman and you just know that's gotta burn his ass up.
That's Fredo, the worthless son from the movie "The Daxfather". I'm sure that John will be releasing another version soon.
 
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At that point, I would just kill myself tbh.
Nick’s “diagnosis” sounds like bullshit to me. Falling asleep within four minutes of putting your head on the pillow isn’t the same as passing tf out outta nowhere.

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Then again, maybe this girly bitch IS narcoleptic.
 
Flashback 6/23/2021 The Interview with Vic Mignogna

"One of the reasons I did not come on Nick's show was because Nick has a particular style... it's not my style...the other thing is, he promised he wouldn't drink during our interview."

- Vic Mignogna, speaking to the chat. [My bold.]

Context & Disclaimer: This is Nick's 3rd most-watched non-trial stream at 271K views. It was 2.5 years after the accusations were made against Vic. I scrubbed through for issues that are pertinent to Nick today, not the massive detail of this drama.

Notable:
A major theme of Christianity: Nick would do well to rewatch Vic's advocation of his faith and display of humility.
  • Vic visibly winced when Nick read a nasty Superchat about Monica Riel.
  • Over and over, Vic begged the audience for kindness, forgiveness, and generosity when facing adversity. At 1:45:00 Vic goes to tears over the loss of his friendship with Monica.
  • Nick later mentioned that Vic still has a soul implying that he, Nick, does not.
  • In the Prodigal's Son story, Nick believes we should always be most worried about the jealous older brother and not the main son who burned his inheritance.
That last point got me a little curious. This might sum it up:
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Hmmmm, Nick, which brother are you atp?

- At the time, Nick had a policy of taking a shot for every 1000 likes. He explained to Vic he'd be drinking after Vic left the stream. He did once Vic left - 7 shots.

- Nick gave a toast to a man whose brother was suffering from alcoholism: "It's a demon that will never go away."

- At 4:30:00 Nick gives a small rant about Drex's amazing integrity as a person. Those on the Drex thread might want to take note.

- Vic addressed his initial apology to his accusers because he knows he is a flawed man... being too affectionate, being unfaithful in his relationship, "drifting away from my faith" and being too gullible. He also said, with pain, "I loved Funimation."

- Said that in mediation Vic's only request was for Funimation to take the tweet down re Vic, and not to interfere with his ability to make money in the future.

- Vic mentioned that in his "come back" appearance in San Antonio, he was in tears at the outflow of affection.

- Vic offered an olive branch to his detractors and said he'd be happy to bury the hatchet despite all.

- Ron Toye: Vic addressed how Ron barely knows him, and Nick addressed the long private DM argument he had with Ron.

- Ty, Yellowflash, Drex & Uncivil were in chat.

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- Kayla was in the musical Annie (somewhere in MN, I assume).

- Nick had changed his background for the stream apparently. I'm not sure why.

- Messed up his many superchats and forgot to play the outro.
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Kayla was in the musical Annie (somewhere in MN, I assume).
I wonder if Kayla is the cast member whose “illness” delayed the opening night of 9 to 5: The Musical. Is she wearing a fat suit for this role or was that what her body looked like at the time?

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Nick’s “diagnosis” sounds like bullshit to me. Falling asleep within four minutes of putting your head on the pillow isn’t the same as passing tf out outta nowhere.

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Then again, maybe this girly bitch IS narcoleptic.
That's kind of weird really. One of the most important factors for gaining muscle after working out is getting a lot of sleep. Sleep heals the body and rebuilds muscles making them stronger and repairing any damage done during the day. If you are constantly snoozing, you'd think you would have no problem healing any damage done to your body and maintaining your tone.

I think he might have some kind of circadian rhythm disorder, or insomnia. Fun fact, while depressants like Alcohol can get you to sleep faster, some have a detrimental affect on the quality of your sleep and modify the way your brain operates while sleeping. That's the reason why you wake up with a hangover. That effect is lessened, but still present even after a drink or two. You only get a few deep REM cycles a night and losing one or two leads to cognitive impairment. It's why the difference between 7 hours of sleep and 6 is so massive.

Your body processes alcohol at around a drink an hour the average deep REM cycles is around 1.5 hours. Even with two drinks you are looking at a cycle being impacted by the effects of alcohol maybe two.
 
I think he might have some kind of circadian rhythm disorder, or insomnia. Fun fact, while depressants like Alcohol can get you to sleep faster, some have a detrimental affect on the quality of your sleep and modify the way your brain operates while sleeping. That's the reason why you wake up with a hangover. That effect is lessened, but still present even after a drink or two. You only get a few deep REM cycles a night and losing one or two leads to cognitive impairment. It's why the difference between 7 hours of sleep and 6 is so massive.
The fucker also sits in front of a computer, phone, and tablet until the wee hours of the feckin' morning, and you can tell by the light blaring off his pasty skin that he's not using a blue light filter, at least not on his computer. That alone can have huge issues for going to sleep, because it convinces your brain it is still light out when it isn't, and it's difficult to get to sleep with-in an hour (I believe) of dealing with blue light like that. There's also a chance his doctor just told him he's narcoleptic because it's an easy diagnosis. Powerleveling here, but my GP told me that for a good two years because I had "all the symptoms". I eventually went through sleep studies, and it turns out I have myalgic encephalomyelitis, or chronic fatigue syndrome. Nick should probably look into that possibility, because CFS can fuck you up as bad if not worse as narcolepsy. And yes, I'm speaking from experience on this.
 
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