Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 58 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
It’s worse than you think - I do it for free
I’m sure you’d do well if you set up a Patreon or even just posted a BTC address or some other way to give you tips. You’re doing God’s work by posting Nick’s outright lies and other shameless attempts to sidestep the truth. I fully expect to see your YouTube cited as a source in many future lawsuits to come.
 
What is this psuedo-science bias confirmation:

his_wifes_seedmuch like in nature, Dick is shorter than Nick so Nick is the slower placatable but more vicious of the two pffffft

PHanseHow many people purchased becouse the charity. I never purchased anything becouse what charity they said they were giving to


How often do you think about incest... hypothetically?


D_INTPHypothetical Honesty time, chat: They're your sisters... how often do you 'just *thinkt*' about it

PolihedTRD83i didn't get to if they were my step sisters lol it'd be at least twice a year

D_INTPNow the whole "step" thing is interesting to me, philosophically - 'Cause the original hypo' is about exploring the ability of people to engage at the limit of their ability to explore a dark taboo; but it's interesting how the "step" qualifier is enough to engage the thought like that makes it "Safe" but in that point , if it is "safe" in that context, why only stop at the thought and not entertain just going for it... in the hypothetical, of course?


What about the BOOKS!?

ShaneWhaleyHow can you believe Noah got two of every animal on the Arc but couldn't put together a library? 🤔😟

BartonBellaBetween building the ark, gathering food, and getting 2 of each animal, when did he have time to go around the area for scrolls


Premium LOCALS:

BooshmcfaddenAcceptance. Nice. One is a very pretty girl amputated at the shoulders and above the knee. She squirmed and moaned as the man rubbed lotion on her naked body. It gets worse.

Mad_AmosEh, I'm about to cancel Crowder. Not enough value for the fee. The chat sucks, the show sucks now - when they actually have one.


Chemtrail conspiracy:

UmichelleCernovich is worse than big gay. Lol. Yeah, at this point I'm convinced we're not coming back from this. They're now admitting they've been ejecting experimental chemicals into jet streams since '89.

-geg-Depopulation agenda coming along fine!

MrStirFry99clouds aren't the same these days as they were when we were kids, that's for sure.

JarvisHongwhy would pilots and engineers go along with it when their kids and family will be affected by it?
UmichelleYou can even read the studies through Google! It's insane!

-geg-They're terraforming us for their new homeworld.


Real artists:

BooshmcfaddenI spent like 45 minutes trying to get her right butt cheek right. You can see the erasing.

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Nick needs vacation:

Mr--Kstarting a go fund me for nick to take the family on a holiday, he needs it and im being sincere.
 
I am now positive that the sonichu demon is actually Legion.
With each victim, a piece is stored away and it becomes part of the whole. They are many. They are indeed Legion.
Here, in it's latest victim, an individual formerly known as Nicholas Rekieta, we see the manifestation of both CWC and Ralphamale, both former hosts of Legion.
Sadly, there's no cure possible, since the demon was smart enough to possess a jew, so crosses and holy water are ineffective. It all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a meme laywer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
I know I am really late but when I read this I just had to share this video. You say the sonichu demon cannot be defeated because he is in a jew, then let me show you how you can do it.
This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.
According to Ethan Ralph, Null´s dick does not work, maybe the solution is the balldo, it seems to be working on the non-fuctioning penis of Nick.
we could put dick/vito/drex and the eventual coomalot threads
The best way to make cumalot seethe is to never give him a thread, the fag is practically begging for one.

Nick, I am going to be honest with you, your stand up was hilarious, people here at the farms are just jealous of your comedic talent, don´t listen to them and continue doing it. You should go to the Laugh factory, I heard Kramer from Seinfield did really well.
 
Real artists:

BooshmcfaddenI spent like 45 minutes trying to get her right butt cheek right. You can see the erasing.

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I'm not saying I could do better but it literally looks like a chicken wing. Also my gosh, that foot besides it next to her crotch. Looks like a electric razor lol
 
ppp is right, rekieta is such a slimey scumbag that it is hard to watch his streams all the way through. i don't know how elissa clips does it. the pennies that youtube pays is not enough.

rekieta is seething so hard in this one. he is still butt hurt, after two weeks, that eric july called him a white bread ass nigga. i am starting to think rekieta, unironically, believes he has a nigga pass. that is why nick is seething so much since eric would dare challenge rekieta on his nigga card.
Hell sometimes I can't stomach reading updates about Nick's happenings in this thread. There must be some sort of morbid fascination that brings Elissa to continue chronicling Nick's downfall.
 
Is it this one? He is not shouting in it, so there could be another one

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There's another one. I think it was part of a panel show where he was explaining the Montagraph case. It might have been one Sean was on. Pretty sure it was posted to the Farms quite a while back.

I don't want you to feel obligated to go find the damn thing. You've done enough already.

Suffice it to say, I think the point has been made. What I'm thinking of is the same thing as you've already posted, but him just being more belligerent about it.

He's trying to conflate Monty screwing up his pro se suit against Morphonios as the court determining that Monty is a pedo. If he were a non-lawyer, you could hand wave that away as ignorance. However, as a lawyer, he absolutely knows better.

It's disgusting. He's disgusting. He prays on the ignorance of others to fuel his own ego and so that he doesn't have to appear wrong.

it does speak volumes for me that despite being A+ drama and bringing donos to the casino, PPP would rather watch some other rando's content and get no donos instead of watching Rekieta because it repulses him.
let that sink in PPP is repulsed by Rekieta's sliminess and would rather get no money
PPP also normally despises clippers. He famously used to shit on Tea Clips all the time. Called her fat and lazy, and her content lazy.

Him commending Elissa is legitimately high praise coming from him.
 
Nick had nerd neck, and his excessively slim fitting suit makes him look like a big homo. The break of his pants if wrong for those shoes.
He looks like a cross between a K-Mart assistant manager and Leisure Suit Larry.
I don't want to get too classist here but the discordance between how Rekieta was dressed for a standup comedy show to this place and what it actually was is a real expectations vs reality thing.
Meanwhile the dumb fuck shows up for actual legal business wearing shorts. It's almost like he lacks all ability to deduce social context. But Null is the autist. Mmm hmm.
Just out of curiosity, is it really legal for a diagnosed narcoleptic to drive a motor vehicle? My understanding is that epileptics can’t, so I’m curious how falling asleep behind the wheel without warning is any safer than having a seizure.
Narcoleptic schmarcoleptic. That's just some shit he said to get legal speed.
 
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Meanwhile the dumb fuck shows up for actual legal business wearing shorts.
Or a cheap suit, but with light colored sneakers.

That's not even some claim Schinder made or anything. That's legit what he fucking wore to a Vic hearing back in September of 2019.

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I am the most unfashionable retard in the universe, and even I know that's a faux pas. This, taken back when the Farms felt Nick was "our guy," elicited groans from the Weeb Wars subforum even then.

I dunno about the Drumr one, but the second one was gone over thoroughly by @Chirping Smoke Detector back on the 13th. We discussed it again earlier today. Jim didn't call Monty a pedo there.
 
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ppp is right, rekieta is such a slimey scumbag that it is hard to watch his streams all the way through. i don't know how elissa clips does it. the pennies that youtube pays is not enough.

rekieta is seething so hard in this one. he is still butt hurt, after two weeks, that eric july called him a white bread ass nigga. i am starting to think rekieta, unironically, believes he has a nigga pass. that is why nick is seething so much since eric would dare challenge rekieta on his nigga card.
Elissa is not monetized. It was rejected iirc. She does have a locals though if you want to support her.

Jim is the best! Why aren't you talking about Jim?
"I love jim! I hope he lives to a million years!"

-nick if jim ever came out and shat on nick
 
So Nick has had a business relationship with Riley for recording his live events since Vegas, but he pretended he could be impartial or objective about Riley showing up at the Rippaverse warehouse
This is funny to me because Nick made it sound like people thought he had a business relationship with Dick.

Here's the clip (with a little something extra):

 
He looks like a cross between a K-Mart assistant manager and Leisure Suit Larry.
Except Leisure Suit Larry didn't need a balldo to please a lady, unlike Limp Dick Nick "Balldoman" Rekieta. (Well, he didn't need a balldo. I don't know if that's even doing it for Balldoman.)
 
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"I love jim! I hope he lives to a million years!"

-nick if jim ever came out and shat on nick
Jim laughed his ass off about the Balldo, saying it was a furfag PsyOp to prep women to take the knot. He left some scathing feedback and used Null’s email as the contact info. That was supposed to stay a secret, so don’t tell Josh.
 
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Just out of curiosity, is it really legal for a diagnosed narcoleptic to drive a motor vehicle? My understanding is that epileptics can’t, so I’m curious how falling asleep behind the wheel without warning is any safer than having a seizure.
There are varying degrees of epilepsy and narcolepsy. Some of which can be controlled through medication or lifestyle changes. Generally, in the US, an epileptic can drive if they meet the following criteria:
-they can prove their condition is under control via a doctor.
-they have not had a seizure in the past 6 months

I'm sure there are similar restrictions and allowances for narcoleptics. Who through no fault of their own are disabled, but have found a way to manage their illness.

I will however leave with the following. The cognitive impairment caused by sleep deprivation or poor sleep hygiene, is often only noticed after something has gone horribly wrong. Highways are paved with the shrapnel of vehicles whose drivers felt fine on 4 or 2 hours of sleep.
 
The cognitive impairment caused by sleep deprivation or poor sleep hygiene, is often only noticed after something has gone horribly wrong. Highways are paved with the shrapnel of vehicles whose drivers felt fine on 4 or 2 hours of sleep.
Yeah, you’re preaching to the converted on this and I hope people who’ve never considered this stop to do so. It’s appalling enough that Nick drives his kids just 90 minutes after completing his all-night whiskey-pounding sessions. But even if he did so stone cold sober, he’d still be endangering them by operating a motor vehicle while impaired by sleep deprivation. I hope he gets pulled over for it and/or kills only himself when his luck runs out. People who casually put their children’s lives in danger are fucking pieces of shit.

Related: Drexel’s mom posted this to her LinkedIn:

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