Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Riley posted a short skit taped at the venue referencing how he taped cash on the door to Eric July's warehouse.

Rekieta and Andrew_Wahoo feature, I think the fourth guy is the show organizer.

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Aren't skits with 'standup comedians' supposed to be funny? All I could do was facepalm at the cringe.

Reminds me of doing a short story video in high school. Everyone was terrible at acting, but we did it to get a grade that wasn't a zero.
 
I'm not going to lie, I am enjoying Rekieta's downward spiral into full on lolcowdom.
Same at first i was a bit sad and annoyed by it. I was a full time watcher for a while and it was his stream with Null after the christchurch shooting that introduced me to the farms.

But he is such an arrogant twat, truly the Best kind of downfall, an earned one
 
Jim is at risk at being dragged into this case, if not as a witness at trial, then certainly in the discovery phase.
as far as I know Montagraph doesn't seem to have any interest on pursuing anything with Jim, and Rekieta would be fucking retarded to drag him into this mess, his already fractured fanbase would disolve.
'And you get a deposition! And you get a deposition!'

Elissa and Sean are already named. (I think it's just Elissa's actual clips that are being used for evidence but her name is there.)

I can't be the only one who has considered that Sean has become a low-key Nose detractor bc he's been dragged into this case.

Why not add one... were it not for Jim being very ill?

Jokes aside, I believe 1-2 witnesses in the Take Care of Maya case have died since 2016 when the alleged hosiptal abuse happened. Their depositions via video were shown in lieu of live testimony. Schnieder (or even Rendazza) should take note.
 
I can't be the only one who has considered that Sean has become a low-key Nose detractor bc he's been dragged into this case.
I don't think it's specifically lawsuit related, Sean is openly a kiwi, he is probably reading the thread, and by his comments and interview with Null we know he understands the evidence about the drexel thing, you don't have to be a "detractor" to understand that grooming is horrible and people defending it might be even worse
 
So I was watching the elissa clip about the kino casino coverage of Rekieta's most recent drunk spergout.
Nick goes on a massive sperg rant about how the comisgate people saying that people hating on Eric are racist and stuff is the same as what woke marvel comics are doing. But quite honestly to an outsider it might genuinely appear to be racism that is making people like Dick, Nick, or Vito target Eric like this. None of them have a genuine reason that they can back up for wanting to sabotage Eric's business or defend people sabotaging his business. They all appear completely disingenuous even to someone like me who came into this drama still liking Rekieta, and not knowing much of anything about Dick and Vito. If I saw this many ambiguously white guys dogpiling a black entrepreneur like this I myself could genuinely believe that there's some racist angle to it. Of course Nick is so fucking wasted while he's ranting that he can't even see this shit for what it is.
ppp is right, rekieta is such a slimey scumbag that it is hard to watch his streams all the way through. i don't know how elissa clips does it. the pennies that youtube pays is not enough.

rekieta is seething so hard in this one. he is still butt hurt, after two weeks, that eric july called him a white bread ass nigga. i am starting to think rekieta, unironically, believes he has a nigga pass. that is why nick is seething so much since eric would dare challenge rekieta on his nigga card.
 
Any person who has had public or private communications about Montagraph with Rekieta is at risk of being drawn into the trashfire, especially now that Rekieta's defense appears to be lack of actual malice. And it's all because of Rekieta's stupidity.
Is Nick going to try to pull a Ralph in court?
Ahm jus so stupid yuh honuh, jus a big dumb alcoholic thas me. You can't take anything ah say seriously, therefowah ahm innocent.
 
I'm amused that he almost certainly had his pants tapered by a tailor. Also, there's a red label is on both sides of the jacket. I believe that makes this a Hugo suit. (Hugo has a small red label.)

That suit is dogshit. I know he says it's gay, but he'd look infinitely better if he listened to men telling him how to dress than listening to his pill addled, coom-brained wife.

I swear, no man on earth would ever tell him to wear such an appalling suit. I know he's an American and Americans have somewhat peculiar taste in clothes, but the guy's got money. He should have spent that Mustang money on a trip to a decent fucking tailor.

The content Jim did on Monty was entirely devoted to talking about Monty's lawsuits and internet slapfights before directly commenting on videos Monty uploaded himself. Nothing Jim talked about comes close to the allegations Nick was proposing.

That's Rekieta all over. "Instead of apologizing and making this stupid lawsuit go away, I doubled down and now it's cost me in excess of $100,000 and that's just the start of it. How can I possibly reduce my legal bills? Maybe find somebody to bear half the cost? Hey, I know. I'll try and blame it all on that guy who's dying of cancer. Everyone loves Jim so I'm sure he'd be able to e-beg up a storm."

What a fucking rotter.
 
I'm amused that he almost certainly had his pants tapered by a tailor. Also, there's a red label is on both sides of the jacket. I believe that makes this a Hugo suit. (Hugo has a small red label.)
Looks more like pocket/buttonhole stitching more than a tag. Still super tacky but not quite as bad as leaving a tag visible. I agree they look more tapered than even your link. Which makes it even funnier that you can also see the red stitching on his pants button. Those need to be taken in at the waist more than they ever needed to be tapered. The lighting makes it hard to tell if it's a brown or burgundy belt, but neither of those match with his grey shoes. Almost as poor a showing as Destiny's recent attire.
 
ppp is right, rekieta is such a slimey scumbag that it is hard to watch his streams all the way through. i don't know how elissa clips does it. the pennies that youtube pays is not enough.

rekieta is seething so hard in this one. he is still butt hurt, after two weeks, that eric july called him a white bread ass nigga. i am starting to think rekieta, unironically, believes he has a nigga pass. that is why nick is seething so much since eric would dare challenge rekieta on his nigga card.
it does speak volumes for me that despite being A+ drama and bringing donos to the casino, PPP would rather watch some other rando's content and get no donos instead of watching Rekieta because it repulses him.
let that sink in PPP is repulsed by Rekieta's sliminess and would rather get no money
 
That's Rekieta all over. "Instead of apologizing and making this stupid lawsuit go away, I doubled down and now it's cost me in excess of $100,000 and that's just the start of it. How can I possibly reduce my legal bills? Maybe find somebody to bear half the cost? Hey, I know. I'll try and blame it all on that guy who's dying of cancer. Everyone loves Jim so I'm sure he'd be able to e-beg up a storm."
You’re being charitable to speculate that dragging Jim into it has anything to do with his legal bills. Nicholas Rekieta is constitutionally incapable of accepting responsibility for literally anything. He will never, ever admit culpability for this lawsuit. I’m confident he’d rather die than admit he was wrong. Wish I was exaggerating.

I totally understand why Kayla needs to take so many pills just to get through the day. (Yes, Nick, now that you mention it I do feel sorry for your wife. She’s got five children and is married to another one. No amount of money could make that a pleasant way to live.)
 
AussieOverLawdYes, but he's beleieveable as to his reasoning for contacting the charity. And Eric can't prove otherwise at this point.

Except for Dick admitting on video that he doesn’t care about charity, didn’t think Eric was doing any fraud yet nonetheless did want to fuck with his business.

. i don't know how elissa clips does it. the pennies that youtube pays is not enough.

Even more amazing considering that for whatever reason, her channel isn’t monetized.
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I swear, no man on earth would ever tell him to wear such an appalling suit. I know he's an American and Americans have somewhat peculiar taste in clothes, but the guy's got money. He should have spent that Mustang money on a trip to a decent fucking tailor.

He should have done that, in case he ever goes some place where he doesn’t want to look like a smarmy faggot. For a comedy show at a bowling alley next to a trailer park he should worn something more blue collar relatable.
 
So I was watching the elissa clip about the kino casino coverage of Rekieta's most recent drunk spergout.
Nick goes on a massive sperg rant about how the comisgate people saying that people hating on Eric are racist and stuff is the same as what woke marvel comics are doing. But quite honestly to an outsider it might genuinely appear to be racism that is making people like Dick, Nick, or Vito target Eric like this. None of them have a genuine reason that they can back up for wanting to sabotage Eric's business or defend people sabotaging his business. They all appear completely disingenuous even to someone like me who came into this drama still liking Rekieta, and not knowing much of anything about Dick and Vito. If I saw this many ambiguously white guys dogpiling a black entrepreneur like this I myself could genuinely believe that there's some racist angle to it. Of course Nick is so fucking wasted while he's ranting that he can't even see this shit for what it is.
i love that in his quest to seem less racist he calls all the black people retarded animals who are only tolerated because theyre whiny obnoxious faggots that people want to avoid. you could clip this and put it in a spencer or murdoch murdoch stream if it were more coherent.

edit and now explicitly saying theyre all low iq in the extreme, now that im further in the clip lol, no racism though #alllivesmatter

edit and now taunting them with the nigger slur, black people love it when you call them all a bunch of low ig nigger animals of course, #notracist #onlylove
 
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It’s worse than you think - I do it for free
I'm curious, do you just watch all the content you clip yourself or do you have people helping with timestamps and such? I can't imagine doing it for free while sacrificing days worth of time watching garbage Sektur content.
 
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