Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Clicking on a video still counts as a view, but YouTube’s monetization (last I checked) is more affected by how long you keep viewers watching, hence how video essays and let’s players came to dominate over animators.
So those of us who click on his weekly uploads just to cringe at the horrible intros then peace out are still being counted as views? That would certainly explain why his numbers remain relatively high despite his dogshit content.
 
So those of us who click on his weekly uploads just to cringe at the horrible intros then peace out are still being counted as views? That would certainly explain why his numbers remain relatively high despite his dogshit content.
We think so, but it'd also be cratering his youtube algo if you cringe and fuck off. They don't really care about views, they care about engaged and monetizable viewing sessions. Opening a vid and immediately fucking off tells youtube its a shit vid and to not show it to other people like you. And its not entirely clear if an abandoned session always counts as a view, and youtube is pretty opaque and not at all above massaging the numbers in the background. For all we know, they're decimalizing it, and a bunch of abandoned sessions get aggregated into a whole view, because the youtube data folks have no common sense.
 
Sonic The Hedgehog is like one of those kids in high school who tries to fit in with all the cool kids by trying new things but is only left with a bunch of "Chronicles" with a "Dark Brotherhood" to boot.
 
Okay my turn, here we go...
  • Cold open on some copyrighted Sonic animu content
  • Jim appears, immediately mentions being 'sexually available'
  • Acknowledges being surrounded by plastic tat for nostalgia purposes
  • Pours a box of Boglins over his head
  • 1:20 the video actually begins
  • Jim immediately seizes the opportunity to play victim and mentions the 'threats, slanders and slurs' he has received from the Sonic fandom
  • TL;DR ramble: over time there have become more bad than good Sonic games and the franchise is now cool to hate
  • Cites a satirical website to underscore his point, for some reason
  • Brings up the Sonic Cycle, and credits it to NeoGaf purely so he can lament how that site is now a 'horrifically queerphobic alt-right pipeline runoff'
  • Jim goes over the Sonic Cycle, then has a wee melty about Sonic Unleashed and how stupid the Werehog concept is (great 2009 material Jimbo)
  • The thrust of Jim's point appears to be Sega should stop trying to re-invent the wheel with Sonic, despite the fact you know he'd make the opposite complaint if Sega just released Sonic Generations over and over with more remade levels.
  • Praises Sonic Superstars for being original by sticking to the old formula (apparently he forgot about Sonic Mania)
  • Another rant about all the things Jim personally doesn't like about 3D Sonic games
  • Screenshot of Jim holding Boglins in front of his tits (I reported the video for this because it's genuinely fucking vile)
  • Jim laments that despite being pretty good, Sonic Team will likely discard the Superstars formula in favour of something new rather than iterating on this concept. You may recognise this as the exact same complaint everyone has been making about Sonic Team for almost 2 decades.
  • Jim says he liked Sonic Lost World's Mario Galaxy-inspired levels despite complaining about it mere minutes ago
  • Jim acknowledges he is no longer relevant
  • Jim again complains about harassment he received for saying he didn't like Sonic Colors, then points out that if you are a fan of Colors it doesn't matter because Sonic Team immediately dropped the idea. This is false because Sonic Forces contained components from Colors (which itself iterated on ideas from the non-werehog sections of Unleashed) along with other well-received Sonic games like Generations.
  • Jim compares Sonic's history to Mario's. Apparently Mario is good because it keeps adding twists to the familiar core formula, but Sonic is bad because it keeps adding twists to the familiar core formula.
  • "Mario evolves evocatively, Sonic revolutionizes revoltingly." I assume this is only in here because he was proud of the alliteration, because it makes no fucking sense otherwise.
  • Jim repeats points he already made, culminating in a completely pointless selfie of him in his shitty makeup (not a fetish btw)
  • Jim manages to shoehorn in more martyrdom by complaining about his ADHD, followed by more selfies
  • Unfunny skit and something about cum (but not really (but he still brought up cum))
  • Jim malds about the fact Frontiers was critically and commercially successful
  • If Sonic Team doesn't do what Jim wants them to they are 'beyond saving'
  • Nothing else of relevance for the remainder of the video
In summation: This video doesn't need to exist. Jim made no new or interesting points, it was the sort of aimless rant I'd have excepted from an AVGN clone in the late 00s. -10/10 for making me look at that fucking horrible Boglin bra screenshot, you sick fuck.
 

I suppose Sonic is current news but talking about the Sonic cycle feels a hell of a lot like filler because he doesn't actually talk about anything beyond the most surface level talking points.
I've heard superstars is good/ok in the same way as NSMB which makes sense as it's SEGA's attempt at that style of gameplay, and Frontiers is fun from what I've played so far, aside from weird western coast dev-ified voice direction.
Jim compares Sonic's history to Mario's. Apparently Mario is good because it keeps adding twists to the familiar core formula, but Sonic is bad because it keeps adding twists to the familiar core formula.
Sonic's issue is less so many "bad" games and more so many odd/niche spinoff games on top of the mainline ones with some mid tier shit with notoriously edgy marketing and menus like shadow the fucking hedgehog. The reason Sonic and Mario are seen as equals in the gaming sphere aside from the old console war marketing is because they both usually end up being fun times even if they come out kinda ass save for some exceptions where it's an abomination like the final result of sonic 06's development cycle. Internet reviewer narrative the last few years has been "Shadow the hedgehog is worse than sonic 06" but I strongly disagree because if you played heroes you'll know what you're getting into with shadow's slippery controls since it's more or less what nowadays would have been a DLC "true ending" pack or some shit. Don't get me wrong it's not a good game but like if you played the chaotix missions it's just that but with guns.
(apparently he forgot about Sonic Mania)
I've noticed a trend where The last few years pre-lockdown just stopped existing for some political purity spiral poisoned types. It's not an ADHD thing though Jim will probably later claim it is.
 
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I'm more interested in how his tax situation is.
Well if he had became a national of the USA as well as the UK he would still be liable to pay both as you are taxed in the US as a citizens while you get taxed in the UK as a resident.
So it depends on his status while resident in America.

I suppose Sonic is current news but talking about the Sonic cycle feels a hell of a lot like filler because he doesn't actually talk about anything beyond the most surface level talking points.
I don't see how Jim is going to do anything else but the most vapid surface level work, he knows he's on the career death spiral and it's not due to a lack of intrest in the subject from the people but change in tastes in how they consume the subject matter.
So frankly would Jim put in anything more than the bear minimum.
 
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Well if he had became a national of the USA as well as the UK he would still be liable to pay both as you are taxed in the US as a citizens while you get taxed in the UK as a resident.
So it depends on his status while resident in America.

I don't see how Jim is going to do anything else but the most vapid surface level work, he knows he's on the career death spiral and it's not due to a lack of intrest in the subject from the people but change in tastes in how they consume the subject matter.
So frankly would Jim put in anything more than the bear minimum.
Its not even that, he was still doing barely enough to increase sub count prior to trooning out, even if his video's quality had went way down hill, its just now he's a literal monstrosity in addition to being a figurative one.
 
I've heard superstars is good/ok in the same way as NSMB which makes sense as it's SEGA's attempt at that style of gameplay, and Frontiers is fun from what I've played so far weird western coast dev-ified voice direction.
i'd also argue that a lot of the "bad" sonic games arent even that bad... just, not great or amazing. Also it's funny him saying that Sonic is creatively bankrupt, when every (mainline) mario game was pretty much the same for like 10 years lol. I played superstars, and if you like sonic you'll like it... if you don't like sonic, you'll probably not like it.

Do you reckon that Sonic be on his worst list, among the likes of Gollum and Kong?
 

I suppose Sonic is current news but talking about the Sonic cycle feels a hell of a lot like filler because he doesn't actually talk about anything beyond the most surface level talking points.
Gonna bet that this is just some backburner script from the late 2000s that Jim dug up to do a video on because its so utterly lazy and has nothing to offer on this extremely well worn topic. All of the talking points are so fucking ancient.
 
Also it's funny him saying that Sonic is creatively bankrupt, when every (mainline) mario game was pretty much the same for like 10 years lol.
Seeing as the only mainline Mario games in the past decade have been SM3DW* and Odyssey I can only assume you haven't played them or even seen them being played.

*Released 9 years and three weeks ago, if you'd waited even one more month to bring up Mario I could have said there was only one.
 
Gonna bet that this is just some backburner script from the late 2000s that Jim dug up to do a video on because its so utterly lazy and has nothing to offer on this extremely well worn topic. All of the talking points are so fucking ancient.
9 years ago he made the same exact video but at least I didn't have to see his disgusting troon look in it. The new video is nearly a verbatim remake.
 
Seeing as the only mainline Mario games in the past decade have been SM3DW* and Odyssey I can only assume you haven't played them or even seen them being played.

*Released 9 years and three weeks ago, if you'd waited even one more month to bring up Mario I could have said there was only one.
was there not like 3 new super mario bros games released in the past decade? the 3ds one, and some wii u ones?
 
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Jim immediately seizes the opportunity to play victim and mentions the 'threats, slanders and slurs' he has received from the Sonic fandom
I wonder if Jim realized that chances are the people who made these "threats, slanders, and slurs" were by all means harmless little dorky kids who'd be reading Destructoid when Mommy let permitted computer time. To be fair Jim is acting so I have to take his narration with a grain of salt but he comes off mad that he was called a "fat fuck" by children for being mean to a franchise they love.
Jim, this most likely represents the type people who'd threaten you. Especially over Sonic.
 
was there not like 3 new super mario bros games released in the past decade? the 3ds one, and some wii u ones?
Not only are they not mainline Mario games, which you specifically added as a qualifier, they also are over a decade old.

NSMBU was a launch game, so 2012 and NSMB2 or whatever the 3DS one was called came out earlier in that same year.

Of course, if you did count the 2D stuff, then you'd have SM3DW, Mario Maker, Oddyssey, Mario Maker 2, Bowser's Fury and Wonder. And no, I don't find those games to all be highly derivative of each other, with the exception being MM2.
 
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I've noticed a trend where The last few years pre-lockdown just stopped existing for some political purity spiral poisoned types. It's not an ADHD thing though Jim will probably later claim it is.
Actually without watching the video, I'm actually guessing his point was that Mania wasn't Sonic Team. And so Sonic Superstars would be the first 2D Sonic game since Sonic 4 if you want to be wrong. Sonic Generations if you want to be close. And the first Sonic if you want to be completely accurate...

Sonic between 1 and Adventure was actually made by Sega Technical Institute. And while the GBA and DS games as well as 4 are credited to Sonic Team, that was actually DIMPS. Because Sonic Team were always busy with the actual Mainline games.
 
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