Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 145 39.2%

  • Total voters
    370
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Is reviewtechusa aware of the sektur? I think he's an acquaintance of quaterponder, maybe? Or is nick being gay for dick really that obvious even to the unaware?
 
depressants like Alcohol can get you to sleep faster
If Nick has trouble sleeping now, it’s a good thing he’s never getting sober. People who quit drinking usually have to suffer a long period of insomnia while their bodies adjust to not getting what it’s used to in terms of alcohol.

It still boggles my mind to think he’s let a beverage have this much control over his life. What a fucking loser lol.
 
is nick being gay for dick really that obvious even to the unaware?
Yes. But more importantly, how is anyone letting Nick get away with tweeting without asking when he’s going to send out those super cool custom gifts he promised when he hit his 5k goal? This piece of shit has zero fucking shame.
 
He has some connection to the skeptic community from my recollection. He was one of the Candid shills
If I’m remembering correctly, there was an immensely schizo but reasonable theory put forward by Harmful Opinions that Candid was a Google honeypot headed by a former product lead to lure in political dissidents, so that their language processing software could detect and filter out their posts. Good times.
 
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Is reviewtechusa aware of the sektur? I think he's an acquaintance of quaterponder, maybe? Or is nick being gay for dick really that obvious even to the unaware?
we all know what rekieta is doing. outside of running defense for his pledged lord dax, he is fishing for engagement because "twitter is free money". i just get annoyed by the whole "i hate getting into drama" when all he does is get into drama for the clicks.

the best thing to do is to engage him outside of twitter, there he can not monetize the engagement. like in the youtube comment section or kf, where he will see it, cope and seethe, but can't capitalize drama for money.
 
If I’m remembering correctly, there was an immensely schizo but reasonable theory put forward by Harmful Opinions that Candid was a Google honeypot headed by a former product lead to lure in political dissidents, so that their language processing software could detect and filter out their posts. Good times.
Given that automatic comment filtering and the like kicked off shortly after Candid got shut down, I don't think it was schizo at all.
wikipedia said:
They used natural language processing to identify hate speech, slander and threats, and removed them accordingly with human intervention.[1][note 1] Candid software analyzed topics and tried to flag rumors and lies as such.[6][1] Users could flag problematic posts and a team of ten contractors would review them individually.[6] With time the system analyzed a user's interactions and give them labels, such as socializer, explorer, positive, influencer, hater, gossip, etc.[6][3]

In June 2017, Candid announced that it would be shut down because its parent company, Post Intelligence, was being acquired. The app was forecast to close on June 23, 2017, but didn't actually close until June 25, 2017. The company was bought out by Uber in June 2017.[citation needed]


Initial release: July 21, 2016. Was closed down and sold June 25, 2017.

Pretty sure he was spot-on though I'm not sure if the company who bought them just sold the software to other companies or what.
 
Funny thing is there's this counter-meme about dads:
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Nick's bandy legs are inexcusable and I propose renaming him from Rackets to Rickets immediately.
It’s from a lifetime of being a skinny white nerd. Fat guys will have adult male calves just from the strain of hauling themselves around everywhere. Barring his cheerleading days, Nick’s legs have never had to support more than 80lbs in his entire life.
 
If I’m remembering correctly, there was an immensely schizo but reasonable theory put forward by Harmful Opinions that Candid was a Google honeypot headed by a former product lead to lure in political dissidents, so that their language processing software could detect and filter out their posts. Good times.
Wasn't even a theory to my knowledge. I believe the lady in charge of the project sold the censoring AI and then started working for Uber.
 
AussieOverLawdYes, but he's beleieveable as to his reasoning for contacting the charity. And Eric can't prove otherwise at this point.
I see Aussie continues to hold Nicks pocket, at least the other lawtubers seem to have stuff going on outside youtube whereas this guy just seems to spend his time ballwashing on locals.
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Funny you should say that.

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“Getting fat at the fair” means cruising for fat chicks.
Interesting find over on the Drex thread, he apparently didn't hit up Balldoman's comedy show! Apparently cruising for fat chicks was higher up Drex's importance list than supporting his friend. Might also be why Nose felt more comfortable being overtly racist, without his token black man and "bull" there.
 
Apparently cruising for fat chicks was higher up Drex's importance list than supporting his friend.
I’m guessing Drexel canceled when he found out Chrissy bailed. He was only interested in seeing how big she’s gotten at this point in her pregnancy.

Might also be why Nose felt more comfortable being overtly racist, without his token black man and "bull" there.
Nick didn’t have his nigger pass with him, though, which must have made him uncomfortable. I wonder how many stories about “growing up in poverty in the hood” he trotted out to overcompensate.
 
I don’t know the roofie story
I can't remember if it was Nick's first appearance or second on Elijah Schaffer's show, but while at a bar after the show Nick claims he was slipped a roofie because he ended up collapsed on a toilet. Speculation abounds as to what the fuck actually happened, but given Nick's loose asshole relationship with honesty and tendency to lie by omission I'd bank he was making himself a plausible (in his mind at least) cover story in case some weird photos from the night got out.
 
I love how there has never once been speculation that Nick is anything but the catcher in his hypothesized homosexual trists.

The real question is was Nick always bi, or did he take the lie too far when trying to get in our wife's panties and then decide he liked it?

I don't buy the Lady Gollum is innocent and not a degenerate narrative. I believe she is aroused by emasculating Nick publicly, and he seems to get more openly into being a part of it the further he goes down his substance abuse rabbithole.
 
I see Aussie continues to hold Nicks pocket, at least the other lawtubers seem to have stuff going on outside youtube whereas this guy just seems to spend his time ballwashing on locals.
Aussie continually looking like a discount fat Nick. It's actually kind of sad because aside from his whining he seemed like an okay guy with a family. Then he got into the Rekieta sphere and went full weirdo.
I can't remember if it was Nick's first appearance or second on Elijah Schaffer's show, but while at a bar after the show Nick claims he was slipped a roofie because he ended up collapsed on a toilet. Speculation abounds as to what the fuck actually happened, but given Nick's loose asshole relationship with honesty and tendency to lie by omission I'd bank he was making himself a plausible (in his mind at least) cover story in case some weird photos from the night got out.
It was the first time I believe. Funnily enough it was the last time he traveled alone as far as I'm aware.
 
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