Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Not only some of the clearest evidence of his narcissism, but also his self-awareness of it. It's all a big joke to him. Even when he's being rude or malicious, it's part of some game. If someone actually gets mad, it's just a joke. Just like he's a "real" lawyer or "non-practicing" depending on when it's most convenient. No point in trying to extract the truth from him as he's intentionally made it so he can't be held accountable.

Yep, especially so soon after he's admitted he plays the dumbest person in the room. Hearing their excuses for him is so offputting knowing they're being played hook, line, and sinker. "He probably had no idea because he hasn't done standup before!" He has done standup before, and Nick knew that he would need cushion in his set in case he came up with jokes on the stage but couldn't figure out the blinking light? I guess that's an easier pill to swallow than admit they were being fucked over.

 

[Swole McPole]

Being around Drexel who is a very white black man who hates all black women and I doubt gets along with black men

He's been extremely explicit about this, saying you'll never see him in a room with other black men.

 

[Vect]

I'll give balldo points to Law Cope doing any kind of stand-up - it's one of the most ruthless public speaking experiences anyone can subject themselves to, even when absolutely pickled in whisky. Then again, the concept of embarrassment might just be a foreign concept to him.

Every appearance by Nick is just a blur of humiliation and contradictory stupidity, even though he knows people document him. Alcohol can explain the unprofessionalism, selfishness, neuroticism and erratic behavior, but it doesn't explain him having no sense of object permanence. I'm starting to get the sense he just does as much dumb, in-your-face shit as he can so it clogs his thread and any discussion from his detractors with all this divergent chatter. I guess if he hits rock bottom, nobody can hold him to any standards anymore.

Pretty soon we're going to be seeing a drunken Nick shouting "JOSHUA CONNER MOON IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE HAS A BROKE DICK".

He may as well, he's already trotted out all the other greatest hits.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Interesting notes, this clip is from Sunday:

• Nick can't remember if yesterday was Saturday
• He planned to write jokes but never did
• Figured out his set Saturday morning while in the Null shower
• Set was "Stephen Hawking, black people, and jews!"
• Sounds like he was given standup tips, says you need "cushion" because you'll think of jokes "on the fly" while onstage
• He's usually the obnoxious heckler at standup shows yelling "Talk about Mexicans!"
• Went way over his time, the host politely told him and Nick doubled down by staying even longer
• "I don't respect your authority, sorry! Then I told more jokes hehe, it was fun!"
• "It was good... FOR ME! That's all that matters. I laughed at my own jokes."
• Will put the VOD on Locals when the "Steel Toe crew" get it to him
• He won't be a touring comedian (stop the presses!) but he'll do more one-offs

This is only recapping the Rekieta portion. I didn't recap the Steel Toe Show's analysis.

EDIT: I will quickly recap that the Steel Toe guys mention that Nick only had TEN minutes, not thirty minutes. They say they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights. They told him when the light blinks to wrap up and stop his current bit, and he ignored this light too. He stared at the lights instead of stopping.

I guarantee he knew the whole time and he did this on purpose because he gets off on manipulating people by playing stupid. Remember Eric, you want people to think you're the dumbest person in the room, right? Wink wink, Nick!

Yep, especially so soon after he's admitted he plays the dumbest person in the room. Hearing their excuses for him is so offputting knowing they're being played hook, line, and sinker. "He probably had no idea because he hasn't done standup before!" He has done standup before, and Nick knew that he would need cushion in his set in case he came up with jokes on the stage but couldn't figure out the blinking light? I guess that's an easier pill to swallow than admit they were being fucked over.

100% Nick knew.

For those who do not recall, he did the SAME things with his appearance on Who Are These Podcasts? show in Philadlephia. He stayed way over his time and 'forgot' to get off the stage and make room for other people.

Two options here:

1. Nick was so TOTALLY drunk BOTH times that he did not know what was going on

2. Nick deli erately did it at least once.

I choose to take the Balldo Man at his word. He was sober. He intentionally did this.

 

[Shagedan]

• He's usually the obnoxious heckler at standup shows yelling "Talk about Mexicans!"
• Went way over his time, the host politely told him and Nick doubled down by staying even longer
• "I don't respect your authority, sorry! Then I told more jokes hehe, it was fun!"
• "It was good... FOR ME! That's all that matters. I laughed at my own jokes."

It’s so obvious Nick wanted to be cool in high school, but wasn’t, and it fucked him up forever.

• Dressed like crap, so now he’s got a lineup of tacky, ill-fitting suits.
• Didn’t fit in, so now he’s edgy.
• Got constantly disciplined for his shitty attitude, so now anything that tries to moderate his behavior is cringe.
• Didn’t have a cool car, so now he’s got one only a Marine would be stupid enough to lease, nevermind buy.
• Didn’t party, so now he abuses poppers and still thinks getting hammered is cool in his 40s.
• Couldn’t get laid, so now he’s totally obsessed with sex.

I mean, look at this shit. Do you know anyone in your life who posts like this and is well-liked by others?

This is not how a cool or even well-adjusted adult man writes. This is the post of an embarrassing spastic who is trying anything to keep people laughing with him instead of at him.

Nick isn’t Ralph, he’s Lowtax with a trust fund. A white Midwest dork who stumbled into internet money he doesn’t deserve. His true nature is that he’s a loser, and no amount of money or e-fame can fix that. Everything else is just a side effect of being able to indulge in his pathetic, Michael Jacksonesque adolescent fantasies. KWAB.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Every day he shows him self to be an honest to God faggot. I’m not surprised his local law community hates him. Imagine having to deal with this prissy faggot professionally.

@Null was DM’s with him a situation where he’d get pissy if you didn’t respond in time, but he’d leave you hanging for days on a time sensitive subject?

 

[Geared Chris]

Interesting notes, this clip is from Sunday:

• Nick can't remember if yesterday was Saturday
• He planned to write jokes but never did
• Figured out his set Saturday morning while in the Null shower
• Set was "Stephen Hawking, black people, and jews!"
• Sounds like he was given standup tips, says you need "cushion" because you'll think of jokes "on the fly" while onstage
• He's usually the obnoxious heckler at standup shows yelling "Talk about Mexicans!"
• Went way over his time, the host politely told him and Nick doubled down by staying even longer
• "I don't respect your authority, sorry! Then I told more jokes hehe, it was fun!"
• "It was good... FOR ME! That's all that matters. I laughed at my own jokes."
• Will put the VOD on Locals when the "Steel Toe crew" get it to him
• He won't be a touring comedian (stop the presses!) but he'll do more one-offs

This is only recapping the Rekieta portion. I didn't recap the Steel Toe Show's analysis.

EDIT: I will quickly recap that the Steel Toe guys mention that Nick only had TEN minutes, not thirty minutes. They say they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights. They told him when the light blinks to wrap up and stop his current bit, and he ignored this light too. He stared at the lights instead of stopping.

I guarantee he knew the whole time and he did this on purpose because he gets off on manipulating people by playing stupid. Remember Eric, you want people to think you're the dumbest person in the room, right? Wink wink, Nick!

Stephen Hawking, Black people, and Jews? That's what he came up with for a hometown crowd?

Nick's jokes about MN on his streams literally write themselves. The accents, the weather, the fake niceness & long goodbyes, the woke politics of Minneapolis/the MN legislature. His local Hispanic barber with the Nazi cuts who tries to get Nick to shill his puppy business. The fact that his college was dead on the weekends due to farming obligations. Even a well-thought-out routine on being a TX kid in Lakeville could have been funny.

Consider what Chap says when playing Ohio. The best ones lean into who they are - their own origins, ethnicity, family.

 

[Harm]

It’s so obvious Nick wanted to be cool in high school, but wasn’t, and it fucked him up forever.

That'd line up with his random comment in the 7hrs drunkfest that he was "too skinny" to be popular in school. It was so oddly specific and barely related to what he was ranting about. It'd make sense if that period fucked him up and now that he can be "popular" and mistreat others he's going to do so.

 

[Jeb Bush]

Can't wait to hear some of this amazing comedy myself! If these stories are even close to accurate, the big old "comedy hooks", might soon get a comeback.

Or we might get a full on A-Log ark, if he starts doing these more drunk overtime, breaking into random rants about on-line autists who anger him, during them.

 

[Shark Senpai]

(even going as far as to fuck with his family to the point he decided he would rather become homeless for a short while than have his family deal with it)

You have to admit while it sucks he had to go through it the egg hunt arc was kino.

 

[Neetorino]

I will quickly recap that the Steel Toe guys mention that Nick only had TEN minutes, not thirty minutes. They say they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights. They told him when the light blinks to wrap up and stop his current bit, and he ignored this light too. He stared at the lights instead of stopping.

When I said the day of that he was a 30 minute intro for Chrissie I thought it was a misremembering, since others followed up by saying these things tend to last 10 or less especially for first runs. I cannot believe it turned out that he ended up taking the 30 because he's a fucking goblin for attention.
Anyone good at real art, or convincing AI software to listen, want to make a Rekieta Goblin? I genuinely can't think of him now as anything more than a short, sniveling, greedy creature, perhaps with a golden Balldo hung on his nose to show "high value male" status.

I choose to take the Balldo Man at his word. He was sober. He intentionally did this.

I don't think there's any real doubt in the minds of the crew that Nick did it intentionally, especially if they told him before his set what the light meant. Plus, if he did stare at the light it certifies that he knew it meant he'd have to stop being the center of attiention.

 

[LiquidKid]

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Is reviewtechusa aware of the sektur? I think he's an acquaintance of quaterponder, maybe? Or is nick being gay for dick really that obvious even to the unaware?

These retards are making me side with Reviewtechusa. That alone makes me hate them even more. Nobody should be forced to agree with reviewtechusa, but these fuckers found a way

 

[RotPockets]

useless dumb niggers that will inevitably end up in prison?

and he was 100% correct. Nick knows everyone in prison.

This is not how a cool or even well-adjusted adult man writes. This is the post of an embarrassing spastic who is trying anything to keep people laughing with him instead of at him.

He is a cringe tryhard high off his own farts,
Total Redditard Death.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Anyone good at real art, or convincing AI software to listen, want to make a Rekieta Goblin? I genuinely can't think of him now as anything more than a short, sniveling, greedy creature, perhaps with a golden Balldo hung on his nose to show "high value male" status.

 

[Harm]

The thing Nick doesn't realize about going way past his time is that the other performers who regularly work standup comedy gigs are now going to tell everyone he's a disrespectful asshole who thinks he's better than comedians who've paid their dues. They won't say this publicly, of course, but if he thinks that woman who had her time stomped all over so this ex-lawyer can make lowest common denominator racist jokes is going to laugh it off then Nick has another thing coming.

Wait a second, who did he disrespect exactly anyways? Lila Hart has been doing comedy shows and building connections and a reputation for years now. Her and her partner run a comedy connection network in Texas, and she even had a feature on an episode of Lifetime TV's show Little Women: LA. Her gimmick is she has spinal bifida and is legally considered a dwarf. This is the standup comedian whose time was carelessly stomped all over:

Now instead of telling fellow comedians, promoters, and club owners "oh, Nick Rekieta? I did a show with him in MN and he was an absolute gentleman!" it's going to be "oh, Nick Rekieta? That guy is a total jerk. He went way over my time and just made a bunch of weird jokes about Jews!" Good going, Nick! Glad YOU had a good time!

 

[Swole McPole]

I will quickly recap that the Steel Toe guys mention that Nick only had TEN minutes, not thirty minutes. They say they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights.

Well this makes much more sense. Presumably whoever was running the evening knows about putting on stand-up shows. They know that a novice stand-up isn't going to have 30 minutes of great material. It's pretty unlikely that they'll have ten minutes of great material unless they're some kind of comedy savant like Richard Prior.

And I can't believe he didn't have any actual jokes written prior to the show. He just thought he could rely on his natural comedic genius to carry a crowd? Actual comedians will tend to sweat blood over their material, honing and polishing it because it makes a difference. But Nick's just going to get up there and wing it?

I'd love to see him do his set in a proper comedy club with a proper comedy audience.

I'm assuming there was no cover charge for this show? It has to be just Rekieta groupies showing up to kiss the Balldo, right?

 

[Captain Manning]

As the channel name implies, he started out by grifting the tech consoomer crowd with shitty product reviews and other people's hot takes. He's since fully transitioned to starting drama with more successful creators like Quarter Pounder and in other instances attempting to insert himself in beefs already in-progress. He's like a marginally more successful Spectre.

You were doing really good until this last sentence.

1.03 MILLION vs. 1.04 THOUSAND. That's no marginal difference in success.

Hell, Rich is more than twice the size of Rekieta now. He also seems to have general upward trend in subs. Neither Playboard or Socialblade are reporting his sub rate, but @Gone Ham reported Rich had 1.02M back in February.

I'm not a big fan of Rich personally, but the numbers are the numbers.

It seems he does have a thread but it's pretty dead. Null's recent MATI segment is probably the most attention this nobody's received in years.

I think it's because Rich is mostly boring. The last big oopsie I recall Rich committing before Null brought him up on MATI for his charity donation sperg out, is he got into a nasty slap fight with Pat the NES Punk and his friend Ian over the Intellivision Amico. Pat pegged it as a scam, and Rich defended it and said some pretty nasty shit about Pat and Ian. There were a whole score of people Tommy Tolcarino was trying to turn into influencers, and Rich was one of them.

Pat's side was ultimately proven correct, AFAIK. The damn thing still hasn't launched. We have a small thread about the Amico.

Rich's biggest problem is if you wave money in front of him, he'll shill for just about anything. That's the most common complaint I hear about him. His move to the new Grift Wars subforum, along with Nick's thread here, is appropriate.

Other than that, for better or worse, he seems to do reasonably well for himself. I guess we'll see how wading into the July shit affects him.

These retards are making me side with Reviewtechusa. That alone makes me hate them even more. Nobody should be forced to agree with reviewtechusa, but these fuckers found a way

You and me both, fren.

EDIT: Corrected date.

 

[not william stenchever]

I’m not surprised his local law community hates him. Imagine having to deal with this prissy faggot professionally.

A lawyer who has a tendency to lie and say dumbass things with a shiteating grin on his face might go unnoticed by a client because this person at least passed the bar and sunk costs will probably keep out intrusive thoughts that you actually picked a jackass for a lawyer. The rest of the legal community, though, know exactly how full of shit and how much of a bad faith actor he is. Montagraph's lawyer has probably thought about breaking Nick's knees with a baseball bat before but because he's a responsible adult never did. Instead he waited and a per se defamation claim came floating down the river to him and now he gets to bury Nick in a professional and totally legal manner because of Nick's own choices. Randazza is probably going to be buying a much classier car than a mustang with Nick's money.

 

[Strix454]

I'm assuming there was no cover charge for this show? It has to be just Rekieta groupies showing up to kiss the Balldo, right?

I think it was just a saturday night crowd at the bar after their bowling was over. A rural, working class audience that was going to laugh at anything presented.

 

[Not Even Twice]

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Is reviewtechusa aware of the sektur? I think he's an acquaintance of quaterponder, maybe? Or is nick being gay for dick really that obvious even to the unaware?

I don't know this guy. I have some vague notion that he and Boogie are connected somehow?
Anyway, he's beating Nick "the wordsmith" Rekieta in banter which is funny to me.