Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't remember if it was Nick's first appearance or second on Elijah Schaffer's show, but while at a bar after the show Nick claims he was slipped a roofie because he ended up collapsed on a toilet. Speculation abounds as to what the fuck actually happened, but given Nick's loose asshole relationship with honesty and tendency to lie by omission I'd bank he was making himself a plausible (in his mind at least) cover story in case some weird photos from the night got out.

Nick Rekieta writing his own fanfic? Sounds about right! His relationship with reality has been on shaky ground for years.

I don't buy the Lady Gollum is innocent and not a degenerate narrative. I believe she is aroused by emasculating Nick publicly, and he seems to get more openly into being a part of it the further he goes down his substance abuse rabbithole.

I don’t know, but one thing is for sure: Kayla gets off on performing. She can’t even sit on a stream for two seconds without mugging like a mime on speed. Super not surprised that she performs in musical theater even as an adult and mother of five (six including Nick). Kayla has admitted that she also loves showing off her body and would do so more if Nick would let her. Pretty sure both Rekietas would rather be doing porn for money, but Kayla makes it sound like she’d do it for free.

 

[Kopasea]

It was the first time I believe. Funnily enough it was the last time he traveled alone as far as I'm aware.

Which is why I think he cheated on Kayla and she doesn't trust him anymore.

 

[waffle]

Which is why I think he cheated on Kayla and she doesn't trust him anymore.

Gay shit isn't cheating for them, she's mad she didn't get to watch.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Given that automatic comment filtering and the like kicked off shortly after Candid got shut down, I don't think it was schizo at all.

Not just that but her and the candid shills got strangely and weirdly personal with the way they would fuck with HO (even going as far as to fuck with his family to the point he decided he would rather become homeless for a short while than have his family deal with it), we even got the insanely amusing "HARMUL OPINIONS IS GOD!" clip out of the pajeet bitch throwing a tantrum because of how accurate The Egg was in his callout of it.

You don't start screeching the way that bitch did unless you are on a full-on-whackaloon panic meltdown because you are under the impression your company's internal documents may have leaked, turns out it was just the king of autists doing a little pattern recognition.

 

[Hex Cat]

It's almost scary how closely Nick is mirroring Ethan Ralph's downfall. He's almost perfectly matched the inability to take criticism and excusing his alcoholism by claiming it makes his shows better. Almost copying Ralph's "The best shows I ever had were when I was drunk" routine. He's even having hugbox shows with Dick Masterson where they talk about how stupid null is just like Ethan used to do. Pretty soon we're going to be seeing a drunken Nick shouting "JOSHUA CONNER MOON IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE HAS A BROKE DICK".
The corn harvest demands sacrifice

 

[Chibitzen]

Riley and Mint provide Nick's recording service. He did it at Vegas and Nashville. Nick promised he had someone with 'proper equipment and setup' for this show and other going forward.

I thought everyone knew this. Apologies.

So fitting. The guy who thinks he belongs in a Halloween film is recording the guy who is an actual Horror Show.

I'm not saying I could do better but it literally looks like a chicken wing. Also my gosh, that foot besides it next to her crotch. Looks like a electric razor lol

I think it's worse they spent 45 minutes with an eraser by their own admission. It's better to be decisive and move onto the next piece when nothing else is being learned. They didn't seem to use a good reference for the pose. Not all of us are coom brained and have buttcheeks stored into our permanent memory.

 

[Harm]

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Is reviewtechusa aware of the sektur? I think he's an acquaintance of quaterponder, maybe? Or is nick being gay for dick really that obvious even to the unaware?

This is so fucking embarrassing. How can a man simp for Dick Masterson so hard? This is really fucking bizarre.

 

[Blackstar]

Just replace the gay nigga with Nick

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With all the talented video editors on here, we don’t have a supercut of all the times Nick has “jokingly” said that he’s gay?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

For the times he claimed he got beaten by inner city youth in Texas, how much was it him being legitimately racist? The full hard R or low expectations?

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

It's almost scary how closely Nick is mirroring Ethan Ralph's downfall. He's almost perfectly matched the inability to take criticism and excusing his alcoholism by claiming it makes his shows better. Almost copying Ralph's "The best shows I ever had were when I was drunk" routine. He's even having hugbox shows with Dick Masterson where they talk about how stupid null is just like Ethan used to do. Pretty soon we're going to be seeing a drunken Nick shouting "JOSHUA CONNER MOON IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE HAS A BROKE DICK".
The corn harvest demands sacrifice

Didn't Ralph call it the karen farms for a while too before calling it the brokedick farms?

 

[Hex Cat]

Didn't Ralph call it the karen farms for a while too before calling it the brokedick farms?

IIRC that expression was created by Dick Masterson and probably echoed by Ralph

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I’m guessing Drexel canceled when he found out Chrissy bailed. He was only interested in seeing how big she’s gotten at this point in her pregnancy.

False.

He also wanted to get in on the ground floor of Groomin that kid. Gosta Start that Hussle before they out the womb.

 

[Strix454]

For the times he claimed he got beaten by inner city youth in Texas, how much was it him being legitimately racist? The full hard R or low expectations?

He never lived in the inner city in Texas or anywhere else. He is a wigger to the bone and his racism is more about the nigger he wants to be and projecting his nigger fantasy back on to black people as a whole. Being around Drexel who is a very white black man who hates all black women and I doubt gets along with black men was perfect for Nick in terms of feeding his fantasies.
Him getting beatings by inner city youth would have been positively helpful in terms of his childhood development. Its a shame it didn't happen.

 

[Harm]

Interesting notes, this clip is from Sunday:

• Nick can't remember if yesterday was Saturday
• He planned to write jokes but never did
• Figured out his set Saturday morning while in the Null shower
• Set was "Stephen Hawking, black people, and jews!"
• Sounds like he was given standup tips, says you need "cushion" because you'll think of jokes "on the fly" while onstage
• He's usually the obnoxious heckler at standup shows yelling "Talk about Mexicans!"
• Went way over his time, the host politely told him and Nick doubled down by staying even longer
• "I don't respect your authority, sorry! Then I told more jokes hehe, it was fun!"
• "It was good... FOR ME! That's all that matters. I laughed at my own jokes."
• Will put the VOD on Locals when the "Steel Toe crew" get it to him
• He won't be a touring comedian (stop the presses!) but he'll do more one-offs

This is only recapping the Rekieta portion. I didn't recap the Steel Toe Show's analysis.

EDIT: I will quickly recap that the Steel Toe guys mention that Nick only had TEN minutes, not thirty minutes. They say they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights. They told him when the light blinks to wrap up and stop his current bit, and he ignored this light too. He stared at the lights instead of stopping.

I guarantee he knew the whole time and he did this on purpose because he gets off on manipulating people by playing stupid. Remember Eric, you want people to think you're the dumbest person in the room, right? Wink wink, Nick!

 

[A Cardboard Box]

He never lived in the inner city in Texas or anywhere else. He is a wigger to the bone and his racism is more about the nigger he wants to be and projecting his nigger fantasy back on to black people as a whole. Being around Drexel who is a very white black man who hates all black women and I doubt gets along with black men was perfect for Nick in terms of feeding his fantasies.
Him getting beatings by inner city youth would have been positively helpful in terms of his childhood development. Its a shame it didn't happen.

What? You don't believe that when he was a wee lad, police raided his school bus and one of the cops walked down the aisle, clacking his night stick on the chairs while calling all the black kids useless dumb niggers that will inevitably end up in prison?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"It was good... FOR ME! That's all that matters. I laughed at my own jokes."

Add another tally to the chalkboard under the header "Exhibitionist". There's nothing left in Nick's head except COOM.

 

[Chibitzen]

• Went way over his time, the host politely told him and Nick doubled down by staying even longer
• "I don't respect your authority, sorry! Then I told more jokes hehe, it was fun!"
• "It was good... FOR ME! That's all that matters. I laughed at my own jokes."

I will quickly recap that the Steel Toe guys mention that Nick only had TEN minutes, not thirty minutes. They say they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights. They told him when the light blinks to wrap up and stop his current bit, and he ignored this light too. He stared at the lights instead of stopping.

I guarantee he knew the whole time and he did this on purpose because he gets off on manipulating people by playing stupid. Remember Eric, you want people to think you're the dumbest person in the room, right? Wink wink, Nick!

Not only some of the clearest evidence of his narcissism, but also his self-awareness of it. It's all a big joke to him. Even when he's being rude or malicious, it's part of some game. If someone actually gets mad, it's just a joke. Just like he's a "real" lawyer or "non-practicing" depending on when it's most convenient. No point in trying to extract the truth from him as he's intentionally made it so he can't be held accountable.

 

[Peace Through Power]

EDIT: I will quickly recap that the Steel Toe guys mention that Nick only had TEN minutes, not thirty minutes. They say they told Nick they'd shine lights at ten minutes to let him know to stop, and he completely ignored the lights. They told him when the light blinks to wrap up and stop his current bit, and he ignored this light too. He stared at the lights instead of stopping.

Nick is as gay as he is late, and it took him 30 minutes to do a 10 minute set.

 

[Thugnificent]

He has some connection to the skeptic community from my recollection. He was one of the Candid shills

As the channel name implies, he started out by grifting the tech consoomer crowd with shitty product reviews and other people's hot takes. He's since fully transitioned to starting drama with more successful creators like Quarter Pounder and in other instances attempting to insert himself in beefs already in-progress. He's like a marginally more successful Spectre. He's also definitely lolcow material, but just like with Coomie, probably doesn't even deserve the attention of having a thread.

:edit:
It seems he does have a thread but it's pretty dead. Null's recent MATI segment is probably the most attention this nobody's received in years.